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Pubes
What would you do if your pubes could kill?
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Published July 1, 2025
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February 6, 2026
This was such a strange, strange little story. I've read some funky content over the years, but not sure pubes have ever been an antagonist. A penis? Absolutely? But the supporting players...those squiggly little pig tail hairs...now that was something different. The one line that really jumped out at me here was 'like a wet pervert being tickled.' You can't really unsee a statement like that. Not sure I'd want to, either. But this was really insane and silly, but never fully leaned into the vulgar aspect, which it kind of needed to. The book is named pubes...and we're suddenly holding back? But I wanted some more vulgarity, which would have fit right in, and there were just a ton of plot points breezed over, which also deserved much more attention. Still a fun, mindless outing, but it just needed further development.
July 23, 2025
PUBES By RJ Benetti
Benetti is BACK!! And this time he's brought his Pubes with him!!!!
I've been dying to get my hands on Benettis pubes for years and so I wasted absolutely no time diving right into them…
Trichotillomania: noun.
A compulsive desire to pull out one's hair.
Danny and his pubes are gonna save humanity....or are they?
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get with a Bennetti book, you always think you'll have some sort of idea from the title, but its never that simple, and I love that.
This is a really short (and curly) read. It's an absolute ton of fun. Bonkers, bizarre, hilarious, hold onto your bumholes fun.
Who knew Benetti's pubes could be so entertaining? Apart from maybe him and his wife! 😉
"Just keep pulling the pubes...."
Meanwhile Im off to have a shave….with a blowtorch!!!!
Benetti is BACK!! And this time he's brought his Pubes with him!!!!
I've been dying to get my hands on Benettis pubes for years and so I wasted absolutely no time diving right into them…
Trichotillomania: noun.
A compulsive desire to pull out one's hair.
Danny and his pubes are gonna save humanity....or are they?
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get with a Bennetti book, you always think you'll have some sort of idea from the title, but its never that simple, and I love that.
This is a really short (and curly) read. It's an absolute ton of fun. Bonkers, bizarre, hilarious, hold onto your bumholes fun.
Who knew Benetti's pubes could be so entertaining? Apart from maybe him and his wife! 😉
"Just keep pulling the pubes...."
Meanwhile Im off to have a shave….with a blowtorch!!!!
February 19, 2026
His pubes decide the fate of the world
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February 7, 2026Who care what the shad of mindlss wear
naked of joy
take thee tragdy autmn tree to care
illnss mind ist it fair
thee think can be lose the world by one hair
mindlss care
some writer want searal
killer to thee tong
true auther was rare
naked of joy
take thee tragdy autmn tree to care
illnss mind ist it fair
thee think can be lose the world by one hair
mindlss care
some writer want searal
killer to thee tong
true auther was rare
March 9, 2026
What an odd little book. strange, funny, and surprisingly enjoyable, pubes and all.
September 21, 2025
Spent the past couple of days, reading through some new books and trying to find something to keep my attention. It was a struggle. Then, came across this little treat in my e-reader. I remember buying it, based solely on the comment, "Don't read anything about it. Just buy it and read it. You won't be disappointed."
After spending the last fifteen minutes of my life reading this, I have started questioning the choices that brought me here.
First, it was very well-written. I have zero complaints in that regard and actually have one or two more of Mr. Benetti's books ready to go.
Second, this is a roller coaster of a story. It starts out innocently enough, but then just takes a hard left into the absurd. Once you've taken that turn, its like you've been sent into warp speed to the absolute most insane thing you could ever imagine.
Third, the reason for 4 instead of 5 stars. The ending felt like it was a bit of a cop-out. A sort of, "what do I do now?" and the answer was, "🤷♂️"
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, no matter what else I might have said in this review: This is something I read in 2025.
After spending the last fifteen minutes of my life reading this, I have started questioning the choices that brought me here.
First, it was very well-written. I have zero complaints in that regard and actually have one or two more of Mr. Benetti's books ready to go.
Second, this is a roller coaster of a story. It starts out innocently enough, but then just takes a hard left into the absurd. Once you've taken that turn, its like you've been sent into warp speed to the absolute most insane thing you could ever imagine.
Third, the reason for 4 instead of 5 stars. The ending felt like it was a bit of a cop-out. A sort of, "what do I do now?" and the answer was, "🤷♂️"
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, no matter what else I might have said in this review: This is something I read in 2025.
February 13, 2026
Such a weird little book I loved it
August 7, 2025
Danny has a problem; well, he doesn't think he does, but his mother does when she takes him to see the doctor about Danny's constant yanking of his pubic hair. Trichotillomania is what they called it, but Danny says he has to do this or the world will end.
The fate of the world is in Danny's hands; can he prevent Armageddon?
I simply don't know how he does it. When you think the story is going to go one way, Bennetti pulls the rug right out from under you. Another great title that will have you laughing and cringing. Don't miss this title or any of his others; you will not regret it.
4 severed fingers out of 5
The fate of the world is in Danny's hands; can he prevent Armageddon?
I simply don't know how he does it. When you think the story is going to go one way, Bennetti pulls the rug right out from under you. Another great title that will have you laughing and cringing. Don't miss this title or any of his others; you will not regret it.
4 severed fingers out of 5
July 12, 2025
It was alright but I wanted it to be a lil more gross.
Why am I saying this.
I don't know who I am anymore 😂
Why am I saying this.
I don't know who I am anymore 😂
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