Pubes

by R.J. Benetti

What would you do if your pubes could kill?

ebook

Published July 1, 2025

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was such a strange, strange little story. I've read some funky content over the years, but not sure pubes have ever been an antagonist. A penis? Absolutely? But the supporting players...those squiggly little pig tail hairs...now that was something different. The one line that really jumped out at me here was 'like a wet pervert being tickled.' You can't really unsee a statement like that. Not sure I'd want to, either. But this was really insane and silly, but never fully leaned into the vulgar aspect, which it kind of needed to. The book is named pubes...and we're suddenly holding back? But I wanted some more vulgarity, which would have fit right in, and there were just a ton of plot points breezed over, which also deserved much more attention. Still a fun, mindless outing, but it just needed further development.

[Corrina Morse · Rating 5 out of 5]

PUBES By RJ Benetti

Benetti is BACK!! And this time he's brought his Pubes with him!!!!

I've been dying to get my hands on Benettis pubes for years and so I wasted absolutely no time diving right into them…

Trichotillomania: noun.
A compulsive desire to pull out one's hair.

Danny and his pubes are gonna save humanity....or are they?

You never know what the fuck you're gonna get with a Bennetti book, you always think you'll have some sort of idea from the title, but its never that simple, and I love that.

This is a really short (and curly) read. It's an absolute ton of fun. Bonkers, bizarre, hilarious, hold onto your bumholes fun.
Who knew Benetti's pubes could be so entertaining? Apart from maybe him and his wife! 😉

"Just keep pulling the pubes...."

Meanwhile Im off to have a shave….with a blowtorch!!!!

[Eve Moss · Rating 4 out of 5]

His pubes decide the fate of the world

[Sara]

Who care what the shad of mindlss wear
naked of joy
take thee tragdy autmn tree to care
illnss mind ist it fair
thee think can be lose the world by one hair
mindlss care
some writer want searal
killer to thee tong
true auther was rare

[SJ · Rating 5 out of 5]

What an odd little book. strange, funny, and surprisingly enjoyable, pubes and all.

[Moony · Rating 4 out of 5]

Such a weird little book I loved it

[The Yeti Reads and Reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

Danny has a problem; well, he doesn't think he does, but his mother does when she takes him to see the doctor about Danny's constant yanking of his pubic hair. Trichotillomania is what they called it, but Danny says he has to do this or the world will end.

The fate of the world is in Danny's hands; can he prevent Armageddon?

I simply don't know how he does it. When you think the story is going to go one way, Bennetti pulls the rug right out from under you. Another great title that will have you laughing and cringing. Don't miss this title or any of his others; you will not regret it.

4 severed fingers out of 5

[Amy Moo · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was alright but I wanted it to be a lil more gross.


Why am I saying this.
I don't know who I am anymore 😂