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Pubes
What would you do if your pubes could kill?
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Published July 1, 2025
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July 23, 2025
PUBES By RJ Benetti
Benetti is BACK!! And this time he's brought his Pubes with him!!!!
I've been dying to get my hands on Benettis pubes for years and so I wasted absolutely no time diving right into them…
Trichotillomania: noun.
A compulsive desire to pull out one's hair.
Danny and his pubes are gonna save humanity....or are they?
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get with a Bennetti book, you always think you'll have some sort of idea from the title, but its never that simple, and I love that.
This is a really short (and curly) read. It's an absolute ton of fun. Bonkers, bizarre, hilarious, hold onto your bumholes fun.
Who knew Benetti's pubes could be so entertaining? Apart from maybe him and his wife! 😉
"Just keep pulling the pubes...."
Meanwhile Im off to have a shave….with a blowtorch!!!!
Benetti is BACK!! And this time he's brought his Pubes with him!!!!
I've been dying to get my hands on Benettis pubes for years and so I wasted absolutely no time diving right into them…
Trichotillomania: noun.
A compulsive desire to pull out one's hair.
Danny and his pubes are gonna save humanity....or are they?
You never know what the fuck you're gonna get with a Bennetti book, you always think you'll have some sort of idea from the title, but its never that simple, and I love that.
This is a really short (and curly) read. It's an absolute ton of fun. Bonkers, bizarre, hilarious, hold onto your bumholes fun.
Who knew Benetti's pubes could be so entertaining? Apart from maybe him and his wife! 😉
"Just keep pulling the pubes...."
Meanwhile Im off to have a shave….with a blowtorch!!!!
September 21, 2025
Spent the past couple of days, reading through some new books and trying to find something to keep my attention. It was a struggle. Then, came across this little treat in my e-reader. I remember buying it, based solely on the comment, "Don't read anything about it. Just buy it and read it. You won't be disappointed."
After spending the last fifteen minutes of my life reading this, I have started questioning the choices that brought me here.
First, it was very well-written. I have zero complaints in that regard and actually have one or two more of Mr. Benetti's books ready to go.
Second, this is a roller coaster of a story. It starts out innocently enough, but then just takes a hard left into the absurd. Once you've taken that turn, its like you've been sent into warp speed to the absolute most insane thing you could ever imagine.
Third, the reason for 4 instead of 5 stars. The ending felt like it was a bit of a cop-out. A sort of, "what do I do now?" and the answer was, "🤷♂️"
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, no matter what else I might have said in this review: This is something I read in 2025.
After spending the last fifteen minutes of my life reading this, I have started questioning the choices that brought me here.
First, it was very well-written. I have zero complaints in that regard and actually have one or two more of Mr. Benetti's books ready to go.
Second, this is a roller coaster of a story. It starts out innocently enough, but then just takes a hard left into the absurd. Once you've taken that turn, its like you've been sent into warp speed to the absolute most insane thing you could ever imagine.
Third, the reason for 4 instead of 5 stars. The ending felt like it was a bit of a cop-out. A sort of, "what do I do now?" and the answer was, "🤷♂️"
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, no matter what else I might have said in this review: This is something I read in 2025.
August 7, 2025
Danny has a problem; well, he doesn't think he does, but his mother does when she takes him to see the doctor about Danny's constant yanking of his pubic hair. Trichotillomania is what they called it, but Danny says he has to do this or the world will end.
The fate of the world is in Danny's hands; can he prevent Armageddon?
I simply don't know how he does it. When you think the story is going to go one way, Bennetti pulls the rug right out from under you. Another great title that will have you laughing and cringing. Don't miss this title or any of his others; you will not regret it.
4 severed fingers out of 5
The fate of the world is in Danny's hands; can he prevent Armageddon?
I simply don't know how he does it. When you think the story is going to go one way, Bennetti pulls the rug right out from under you. Another great title that will have you laughing and cringing. Don't miss this title or any of his others; you will not regret it.
4 severed fingers out of 5
July 12, 2025
It was alright but I wanted it to be a lil more gross.
Why am I saying this.
I don't know who I am anymore 😂
Why am I saying this.
I don't know who I am anymore 😂
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