Big Bad Wool is the second book in in the Sheep Detective Story series by German author, Leonie Swann. It is translated by Amy Bojang. The audio version is narrated by Caroline Lennon. As stipulated in her father’s will, Rebecca reads to the flock every night, which they mostly love (Silence of the Lambs was too creepy and no sheep).
She has also taken them to Europe, as George Glenn had promised to do, but they’re not impressed: “The Europe George had told them about was full of apple blossom, with herby meadows and peculiar long bread. Nobody had said anything about honking cars, dusty country lanes and buzzing gnats, nothing of snow and ghost-sheep, let alone goats.”
They are in a snow-covered French meadow, flanked by an orchard on one side, and a field of goats on the other, and a strange unshorn ram hanging about. Rebecca’s caravan (wherein her Mum also resides) is parked close by, and they have a view of the woods and the Chateau, home to some unusual characters. When Cloud escapes the dreaded vet’s clutches and runs into the woods, Rebecca’s search yields no ewe, but a shocking sight: a mutilated deer.
Unaware, and with their need to avoid the vet prevailing, they manage a mass escape into the woods through the goats’ field, where they are warned of the Garou: a human who becomes a wolf. On their return to the meadow, the flock’s new lead ram, Othello is watching the reactions to this, and remarks “The humans around here, and the goats and the strange sheep . . . they remember something. And they’re waiting for something.”
He decides that, for Rebecca’s and their own safety, they need to leave, so while flock look for traces of the Garou, “Maude, Zora and Heather had set out to find the extra-large car that had brought the sheep here. Maude would pick up its scent. Zora would confront it. And Heather would convince it to take them away from this place.” The three are eventually joined in adventure by Aubrey, a little black goat who knows quite a bit about the Garou.
Before the dramatic climax and a very satisfying resolution, Rebecca’s favourite clothes are vandalised, a murdered man is hidden in the snow, Mum reads cards for locals, their old sheepdog becomes a victim, the workout the sheep get from the new sheepdog makes the goats jealous, Rebecca sets a trap, and three of the goats convince Mopple the Whale to join them in consulting the wise, wild old billy goat, Bernie, via the maze, just to make it interesting.
On their various excursions, different sheep observe or overhear different parts of the mystery and form conclusions naively based on innocent ignorance, but Miss Maple still proves herself to be the smartest sheep, often to the frustration of the flock when she casts doubt on their convictions. There’s a kidnapping, and quite a few of the flock display great courage, one even managing to defeat the Garou; the winter lamb decides on a name.
Swann prefaces the tale with character lists titled à la Shakespeare, not just Dramatis Oves, but also Dramatis Caprae, Dramatis Personae, and Dramatis Canidae, and so skilfully depicts the way sheep and goats behave that the reader can easily picture their reactions to what happens.
Swann has a lot of fun with wordplay: like woolpower for willpower, goodwool for goodwill, and the flock’s literal interpretations of English expressions provides plenty of humour: “The sheep were left a bit baffled at the thought of time flying. First pigs, now time! What was next?” and of the Garou, “’He’s afraid of silver – and holy water!’ Neither of them had ever seen water with holes in it – or did it mean bubbles maybe?”.
When Rebecca exclaims “’Holy cow!’ The holey cow was a very special cow that Rebecca invoked on special occasions. The sheep had never seen it, just like the flying pigs, and they hardly dared imagine what a cow with holes in it might look like but presumed it must drink holey water.” And of the gardener “The goats even claimed he had a house where it was always summer, and apparently, he secretly grew lettuce there.” This sequel is such an entertaining cosy that it’s sad there are no further books in the series.
This unbiased review is from an uncorrected proof copy provided by NetGalley and Allison & Busby.