I skipped this because it was the only one of my classics volumes that had yet to arrive in the mail, and it turns out I already own most of these stories already, just not in color. Well now I do. This volume collects and recolors issue #13 of TMNT and a bunch of short stories from the Shell Shock collection. I’ve read most of these stories before in B&W when I read the 6th volume of the Ultimate Collection recently, but I will admit it was nice to see them again in color. I’ll be copying my reviews from the Ultimate Collection and expanding on them if need be.
The People’s Choice by Michael Dooney & Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆
I liked Michael Dooney’s short stories alot, so I was kinda looking forward to what he had in store for his first full length issue, but this was pretty nothing. The art is great, but I honestly don’t even remember what happened all that well, and I read it this morning.
Bottoming Out by Kevin Eastman, Jim Lawson, George Hagenau, Eric Talbot, and Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ 1/2
A very heavy-handed story that was fine enough, mainly due to the incredible layouts and art. Nothing really else to say about this, it was done for charity and it shows. The art also takes away some of kinetic energy for some of the panels for me. This is a prime example of a TMNT story that was always meant to stay in B&W.
Junkman by Michael Dooney ☆ ☆ ☆ 1/2
Always enjoy solo Donatello stories, and this one is no different. Pretty fun with a cute twist ending. Dooney’s short stories are pretty damn good!
New York Ninja by Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Ryan Brown, and Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ ☆
A fine enough anti-bullying story that shows a different side to Donatello than we are used to. I really enjoyed the layouts and inking in particular, but the story is still fine enough.
Word Warriors by Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Ryan Brown, Jim Lawson, and Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
This had one of the weirdest layouts in comics, but it really worked for the story. Each page is two panels, split apart by Excalibur, which extends down across the middle of each page, with the hilt on the first page and the end of the blade on the last. A neat action scene and solid layout work by Peter Laird made this story very memorable for me, even if the story is nothing too special.
49th Street Stompers by Kevin Eastman & Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ 1/2
Another goofy Kevin Eastman effort, this one clearly taking inspiration from the Warriors film at the time. Nothing really special, and the action scene at the end that this whole story leads up to isn’t even that great.
*O-Deed by Michael Zulli, Steve Murphy, and Eric Talbot ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 1/2
Another environmentalism tale that has all the tropes and trademarks of Zulli & Murphy, but it’s still told well enough, even if it is extremely heavy-handed. It’s also interesting that I didn’t notice the first time reading this, but it’s the only story by Murphy and Zulli that doesn’t use their version of the turtles. I also love how Talbot inked the non-dream pages, it gave the story such an interesting look that I loved. Loved this on a reread.
The Road Trip by Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ ☆ 1/2
A wordless TMNT story that works very well. Not a lot going on, and it can be read in about a minute, but it’s still a fun little story that made me smile. Nice to see the brothers do something other than fight baddies.
Don't Judge a Book by Kevin Eastman & Peter Laird ☆ ☆ ☆
This was a fun little Halloween story, with the turtles having to defend April’s home from being robbed before a Halloween party. Nothing especially excellent or egregious here, it’s just an okay story with solid art.
*A Splinter In The Eye Of God? by Michael Zulli & Steve Murphy ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
I have technically already reviewed this in the Soul’s Winter collection, but this is a good place to expand a little more on some thoughts. This one is a classic Zulli & Murphy story about environmentalism using Splinter as a means to find out what “peace” really means. It’s an interesting enough story, and the artwork is beautiful, but I do prefer this color printing to the B&W one.
Night Life by Kevin Eastman, Ryan Brown, and Steve Lavigne ☆ ☆ ☆ 1/2
A Frank Miller-esque story that sees the TMNT witness a sting operation gone awry. Fun to see Eastman & Brown attempt a Frank Miller impression, as the panels and layouts are very similar to the style he popularized back in the day. A cool, though slightly rushed story.
Meanwhile......1,000,000 B,C, by Michael Dooney ☆ ☆ 1/2
A 2 page story that is fun and sweet and nothing more. Kinda surprised it was collected here, but it is nice and the art by Dooney is pretty, and it works way better in color than it ever did in B&W.
Probably would have liked this more if I hadn’t literally just read most of these stories right beforehand. Still a pretty good time, and way more enjoyable than the second volume of Classics.