Let’s face it—none of us are getting out of here alive. But wouldn’t it be great if, when you do shuffle off this mortal Wi-Fi signal, your loved ones knew exactly what to do… including which browser tabs to incinerate first?
“If I Die, Delete My Browser History” is a funny, surprisingly practical, and delightfully inappropriate end-of-life planner for people who want to go out with a bang—and leave a little less chaos behind.
Inside this beautifully structured (and darkly charming) journal, you’ll find prompts to organize everything from your passwords and pet care plans to your funeral playlist and your “Do NOT open this folder” instructions. It’s like Marie Kondo met The Grim Reaper... and they became best friends.
What’s info your next of kin actually needs Final wishes (including who gets your cursed houseplants) Digital account instructions (because the cloud never dies) Social media cleanup checklist Room for love notes, rants, and secrets you’re taking to the grave Optional “Letters to My Exes (Burn After Reading 🔥)”
Why You'll Love Easy to fill out – Even if you're terrible at planning your weekend. Makes estate planning weirdly fun – Like a scavenger hunt for your soul. Brings peace of mind – For you and your poor friends who’d rather not guess your laptop password mid-crisis.
Great gift idea – For that delightfully dark friend who laughs at funeral memes.
Perfect chaotic good friend who needs a life admin wake-up call
Millennials & Gen Z adults who want to adult responsibly-ish
Boomers who love checklists and gallows humor
Literally anyone with a digital footprint and a sense of humor
Get your life (and your browser tabs) together—before someone else has to. Because if you don’t write it down… your mom will find your search history. Scroll up and grab your copy of “If I Die, Delete My Browser History” now. It’s the planner that says, “I cared enough to be prepared—but I also laughed all the way to the grave.”