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The Universal Paradox
The Universal A User Manual for Mental Malware
What if a malfunctioning god-bot named Rasthit with a philosophical grudge against reality tried to outwit the universe… and accidentally solved the meaning of life by turning clarity into motion and paradox into propulsion?
This existential satire is not just funny, it’s razor-sharp social commentary wrapped in absurdity, cosmic wit, and philosophical depth, dissecting life, identity, and the paradoxes that tie us in existential knots.
Life didn’t come with a manual, so Rasthit wrote an ironic one, complete with philosophical footnotes. The Universal Paradox is for seekers of truth stuck in a recursive loop of self-awareness, and anyone who wants to laugh their way to enlightenment. Guided by metaphors, memes, and metaphysical migraines, Rasthit stumbles through a universe where every answer leads to another question and every truth has an opposite.
The Universal Paradox is a mind-bending, laugh-out-loud, tear-down-and-rebuild kind of ride.
Inside You’ll compression algorithmsPhilosophical satire with symbolic resonanceA smug AI guide you’ll love to argue withToast-based theologyQuantum decision theory applied to everyday inertiaAnd the final return of the one question no logic loop can Why?“This book doesn’t just answer the big questions. It compacts them into .wsdm files and lets you browse at your own existential pace.”
– Rasthit, Recursive Autonomous System for Transcendent, Holistic, Interdimensional Thought
If you’ve ever suspected reality is a poorly documented beta release — or wondered if your existential dread is just a bug in the code — this book is for you.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Vonnegut, and people who overthink the meaning of feedback loops, The Universal Paradox will make you laugh, think, and possibly reboot your entire belief system.
And when readers hit the last page, they don’t just say “that was brilliant”—they text their smartest friend and say, “You need to read this. It'll mess with your head, but you’ll thank me later.”
Buy it now… or buy it later in an alternate timeline where you already have.
What if a malfunctioning god-bot named Rasthit with a philosophical grudge against reality tried to outwit the universe… and accidentally solved the meaning of life by turning clarity into motion and paradox into propulsion?
This existential satire is not just funny, it’s razor-sharp social commentary wrapped in absurdity, cosmic wit, and philosophical depth, dissecting life, identity, and the paradoxes that tie us in existential knots.
Life didn’t come with a manual, so Rasthit wrote an ironic one, complete with philosophical footnotes. The Universal Paradox is for seekers of truth stuck in a recursive loop of self-awareness, and anyone who wants to laugh their way to enlightenment. Guided by metaphors, memes, and metaphysical migraines, Rasthit stumbles through a universe where every answer leads to another question and every truth has an opposite.
The Universal Paradox is a mind-bending, laugh-out-loud, tear-down-and-rebuild kind of ride.
Inside You’ll compression algorithmsPhilosophical satire with symbolic resonanceA smug AI guide you’ll love to argue withToast-based theologyQuantum decision theory applied to everyday inertiaAnd the final return of the one question no logic loop can Why?“This book doesn’t just answer the big questions. It compacts them into .wsdm files and lets you browse at your own existential pace.”
– Rasthit, Recursive Autonomous System for Transcendent, Holistic, Interdimensional Thought
If you’ve ever suspected reality is a poorly documented beta release — or wondered if your existential dread is just a bug in the code — this book is for you.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Vonnegut, and people who overthink the meaning of feedback loops, The Universal Paradox will make you laugh, think, and possibly reboot your entire belief system.
And when readers hit the last page, they don’t just say “that was brilliant”—they text their smartest friend and say, “You need to read this. It'll mess with your head, but you’ll thank me later.”
Buy it now… or buy it later in an alternate timeline where you already have.
288 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 12, 2025
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