Paintings | Quotes | Dogs
Thank you to 10 Speed Press for providing me with an ARC in exchange for my honest review!
• Plot:
Renaissance Dogs is a collection of Renaissance-era paintings featuring dogs, paired with humorous modern quote captions written from the dogs’ perspectives.
• What I Liked:
The layout is well designed. Each page includes the painting, a humorous quote that coorelates to the vibe of the artwork, and source information about the art piece itself. Every painting, of course, features a dog somewhere within it.
Some of the funniest moments come from paintings depicting dramatic or violent scenes where the dog seems completely oblivious to what’s happening around it. One example is Altarpiece of the Parliament of Paris, where one man is holding his own severed head while the dog casually says, “So, this is my family. My two dads are a bit weird, but I love them.” The contrast between the serious artwork and the lighthearted caption makes it unexpectedly funny. The painting is cropped to show mostly the dog and the figures behind them. The quote isn't actually what's happening in the painting, but reinterprets the scene.
Another painting reminded me of one of my own dogs was Childhood and Passion of Christ, where the dog says, “I’m cute and cuddly too… it’s just on the inside.” Renaissance dogs tend to look a little awkward or “fugly,” so that quote matched perfectly to the gnarly looking dog featured in it.
You can tell the creator had a lot of fun writing the captions. There are also plenty of paintings included, so it never feels repetitive.
• What Didn’t Work for Me:
Since the book is entirely focused on dogs, one moment felt a little odd to me: there’s a page where a random cat is added outside of the actual painting, and the dog says, “Get out of here damn cat, this is my page.” Because the cat wasn’t originally part of the artwork, the joke felt forced compared to the others.
Some quote captions also didn’t fully match the mood of the paintings. For example, in Marie Emille Coignt de Courson with a Dog, the caption says, “I just pissed all over your dress.” The painting itself looks elegant and formal, so the quote felt more random than fitting.
• Themes / Ideas:
Pets & humor
• Who I’d Recommend It To:
Dog lovers, artists & art enthusiasts
• Overall Thoughts:
If you already find Renaissance paintings of dogs unintentionally funny, you’ll probably enjoy this book. The combination of historical artwork, modern humor, and small bits of information about the Renaissance period scattered throughout makes it a fun and easy read. While not every joke lands perfectly, the book succeeds most when it embraces how oddly charming Renaissance dogs look and builds playful personalities around them.