NO MORE DATES

by Tina S. Transformation

Dating was already a dumpster fire—then came the Dateline match... and the body count.

Swipe. Ghost. Unmatch. Repeat. Modern love is brutal—but on Dateline, it’s downright deadly.

She wasn’t looking for a fairytale. Just someone who didn’t send "u up?" texts at 11 p.m. or lie about being single. But after one too-good-to-be-true match, things spiral fast—into flirty texts, missing footage, and a late-night crime scene that hits way too close.

Darkly hilarious and emotionally sharp, this twisted rom-com What if your best match came with a badge, a secret... and maybe a body bag?

292 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 16, 2025

About the author

For 28 years, I kept my stories to myself, using them as a way to make sense of life’s hardest moments and its quiet victories. Writing has always been my refuge and my passion. It is how I process the raw, uncomfortable truths that most people avoid. Now, I am finally sharing those stories with the world.

My writing is not for the faint of heart. I explore the parts of the human experience that are often left in the dark, including pain, loss, trauma, and survival. Every story includes a trigger warning because these narratives face difficult realities head-on. At the same time, they also reflect resilience, healing, and the strength it takes to keep going when everything feels broken.

Inspired by real life and mixed into dark fiction, my stories are emotional, intense, and deeply human. They examine themes of redemption, resilience, and the complicated nature of people and relationships. Each page is shaped by truth, experience, and imagination working together.

If you are drawn to stories that confront darkness while still leaving room for hope, you are in the right place. These are stories meant to be felt, not skimmed. Welcome to my world, where fiction feels real, and every word is written with intention.

I look forward to connecting with you as a reader, a fellow writer, and a fitness enthusiast, and sharing stories, inspiration, and a shared passion for growth and transformation.

Reviews

[Rachel Browning · Rating 5 out of 5]

“No More Dates” by Tina S. Transformation is a fun, fast-paced, and intense story about a tight-knit book club of women just trying to live their lives, despite a serial killer targeting their town. I loved the loyalty between the friends and how they had each other’s backs through all the chaos. Asher the cat was a total badass, and Jamie’s journey to stay one step ahead of the killer had me hooked. This book had just the right mix of suspense and humor. I really enjoyed it!

[Sarah * Between the Lines Book Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

No More Dates is a captivating , fast paced thriller. I absolutely loved the witty, sarcastic humor of Jamie and her friends and I believe Salem deserves his own standing ovation.

I love how she incorporates the Dateline app in this book. For those who don’t know what Dateline is, it’s an app created by 5 amazing authors from their anthology of terrifying stories from the dating app. Highly recommend that one too.

[Irina Sandoval-Hickson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love it 😍

No More Dates by Tina Transformation was such a fun experience. I read along while listening to the audiobook, and it made the whole story feel even more immersive and twisted in the best way.
Every chapter pulled me in deeper. The pacing, the turns, the energy. I genuinely loved every second of it.
And that ending?
It didn’t just close the book… it lingered.
“THE END… OR IS IT JUST THE BEGINNING?”
Yeah… that line didn’t feel like a goodbye. It felt like a warning.

[Jenny Coyne · Rating 5 out of 5]

rounding up from 4.5 stars

I loved this story! Most of us have gone through the experience of online dating and we all have our share of horror stories, but I doubt they are anything like this one. I loved the characters and I want to join their kick ass book club! These ladies could take on any psycho date.

Thank you Tina S Transformation. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

[Em · Rating 3 out of 5]

Jaime is out here dating cops. Always bad news

It’s a spicy little mystery.
Which cop will she choose?
Who’s the killer?
Is she next?
All the questions.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to arc read this novella

[Tina A. · Rating 5 out of 5]

In No More Dates by Tina S. Transformation, Jaime moves into her inherited home with her loyal cat, Salem, only to discover she’s brought a digital nightmare along. By opening the 'Dateline' app, she unwittingly invites a chilling danger into her new life.

As my first introduction to this author, I was instantly hooked; it’s an alluring, fast-paced ride that kept my adrenaline spiking until the final page. Beyond the dark grit and humorous banter, this story surprised me with an ending that left me in tears. It beautifully captures the fierce love of friendship that anchors you during a crisis. I was also humored by the clever nods Transformation leaves for fellow indie authors throughout the story—fun 'Easter eggs' for any book lover!

***Many thanks to Tina S. Transformation for the advance reader copy. (I really enjoyed your writing style, too!) All opinions expressed are my own***

[Elizabeth · Rating 3 out of 5]

NO MORE DATES by Tina S. Transformation is well written and carries a lot of emotion. The pacing is solid, and the story pulls you into the messiness of modern dating mixed with crime.

Even knowing the main character’s behavior was intentional, I still found parts of it hard to connect with. The random hookup with a stranger felt distasteful to me and took me out of the story. I understand that this choice was meant to make a point, but it didn’t fully work for me as a reader.

I was not a huge fan of this book, but I can see the author’s writing ability. If this author writes romance-focused stories or explores different relationship dynamics in the future, I would consider giving another book a try.

[Jaime Tragesser · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dating is a true dumpster fire. Especially these apps. Swipe left on repeat. Twisty rom-com with extremely witty banter amongst friends and potential beaus.

The sarcastic main character and her friends were a true delight to read.

Oh and let's not forget the bodies/body bags piling up. Is there a serial killer on the loose?

Read to find out

[Michelle Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dark, fast-paced, and deliciously unhinged.
This modern dating thriller is full of sharp twists, messy characters, and “one more chapter” energy. If online dating gives you trust issues already, this book will finish the job.

[Kelli Bilderback · Rating 5 out of 5]

No more dates

I love everything Tina writes and this one was no different. Such a fun ride. Keeps you guessing until the very end.

[Sara · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was such a fun short read! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. There was some spice which is so new for Tina buttttt she did it so well! Find out why the MFC shouldn’t go on anymore dates 🤣

[Stacey Piper · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wow…what a ride…I couldn’t stop reading finished in less than 24 hrs!! This is why I have banned online dating!!!

[Nancie Blume · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is my first book by Tina S Transformatio and I was hooked like a fish from the outset; it's a rip-roaring, thrill-ride of a tale that had me hanging on till the bitter end. This yarn spun a curveball of a finale that left me speechless. It captures the loyalty of friendship that's your anchor in hellacious times. I also loved the nods to fellow indie authors written throughout the book. She joins Dateline seeking a half-ass normal date... and instead gets swept into flirtatious late-night texts and a crime scene that gave me the chills. The atmosphere goes from cute to chaotic in record time. Tina's style is razor-sharp, wickedly clever enough to cut glass. The banter crackles with electricity, the tension sizzles, and every chapter boasts that addictive 'just one more' allure. And the love interest? Think charm, enigma, and 'I'm trouble, but I'm worth it' allure.Take a step into the dark side; you won't regret it. I gobbled this story up! I loved her besties and I wanna find a crazy kickass book club like theirs to join! These gals aren't afraid of anything. Buckle up for a fun and spine-tingling ride! Jaime joins Dateline, an online dating app, hoping to find love, but is she matched with Mr. Right or a certifiable psycho? Definitely 5 ⭐

[Kelsey · Rating 5 out of 5]

Jaime has a serial habbit of going on bad dates.... What model day woman/man hasn't. What happens when those dates turn deadly?

I went through so many different emotions. I laughed all while I was playing detective trying to figure out "who done it."

Tina S. Transformation is a master of dialog. The banter between Jaime her dates and groups of girlfriends was top notch. 

I really enjoyed Tina's writing style and will be looking into more of her books. 

[Mandy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dark, sharp, and uncomfortably real—No More Dates slices through modern dating with biting humor and a creeping sense of danger. What starts as a swipe-right fantasy quickly spirals into something far more sinister, where trust is fragile and “perfect” comes with a cost. Twisted, timely, and unsettling in all the right ways.

[Niko · Rating 1 out of 5]

I can’t tell whether the formatting issues were meant to be a stylistic choice, or if the book truly needed stronger editing. Either way, the formatting was extremely distracting and detracted from the reading experience.

The book dragged on endlessly, and I just wanted—no, needed—it to end. The relentless, drawn-out descriptions of every waking moment quickly became exhausting. The actions of the protagonist was bewildering and senseless (not sure if that were intentional) but if it were, she was too one-dimensional, boring as hell, and underwhelming.

Overall, don’t waste your time with this one. Too silly of a read.

[John Randall · Rating 5 out of 5]

I went into No More Dates expecting a fun, slightly unhinged dating app thriller and ended up reading something that felt closer to a slow, controlled panic attack. The comedy and one liners had me rollin thinking I was Limp Bizkit. Jaime moves into an inherited house, dusts off her grief, opens a dating app, and tells herself she is ready to try again. It sounds simple. It is not. Tina S. Transformation takes that familiar swipe culture setup and twists it just enough so that every ping feels like a possible threat. There are no warmup laps here. One match, one coffee, one misstep, and suddenly the safe, ordinary idea of meeting a stranger for a drink feels like walking into a room where every light bulb is about to burn out.

What gives the book its spine is not just Jaime, but the little world orbiting her. This is not a lone woman in a creepy house. This is a woman with a book club, a friend group, a life that already has structure before the danger shows up. I liked that. It changes everything. When things start to go wrong, it is not just about whether Jaime survives the night. It is about what happens to the circle that texts her, scolds her, laughs with her, and still must watch her step into situations that make your stomach knot. The book does not forget the cost to friendship. Every bad decision and every close call hits harder because you can feel the history in the room around her.

Then there is Salem. Plenty of thrillers throw in a pet as decoration and let them fade into the background. That is not what happens here. Salem is present, reactive, and oddly grounding. In a story where human beings keep talking themselves into giving strangers the benefit of the doubt, the cat is the one who never does. When he stiffens, or disappears for just a little too long, it adds a layer of unease that works. It is a simple choice, but it is effective. The house, the book club, and the cat together make this feel less like a gimmick and more like a real life that has been slowly invaded.

What stayed with me after I closed the book was not a single kill or twist, but the way Tina treats dating as something that was already risky before you add any blood to it. The red flags in this story are not exaggerated. They look like the kinds of things people see every day and explain away because they do not want to be alone. That is where the real horror lives. In this novella the pacing is quick, and there is not much padding. It reads like someone finally saying out loud what most people try to laugh off. No More Dates works as a thriller, but it also works as a quiet reminder that connection can be a trap as easily as it can be a lifeline. I could include a few plot points here but it is best for you to experience it yourself.

[Cheyenne Joy Mijdam · Rating 4 out of 5]

Review
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
No More Dates by Tina S. Transformation

This book surprised me. Like, actually surprised me. I went in expecting light, fluffy chaos and instead got… cozy murder. And somehow that worked. Very well.

No More Dates is fun, fast, and ridiculously easy to inhale. Blink and you’re halfway through. It reads like a chick flick that took a wrong turn, tripped over a body, shrugged, and kept going with wine in hand. There’s humor, charm, and yes—murders. Casual ones. The kind that just… exist in the background while life goes on.

We’ve got a girl, a solid friend group, a cat (important), and an inheritance that includes a nice chunk of land, a house, and some money. Already living the dream. Toss in a dating app and a supposedly adorable cop who might—might—be a serial killer, and suddenly things get interesting. Her solution? Casually announce she’s gay now so they can “just be friends.” Honestly? Iconic behavior.

No spoilers, because I’m not a monster. But I will say this: if killer clowns make your soul leave your body—abort mission. Immediately. If not? Buckle up.

This is the kind of book you read curled up under a blanket, legs tucked in, drink within reach. Preferably with a pet nearby. Cat, dog, hamster, snake—whatever emotionally supports your reading habits. The vibe is cozy, slightly unhinged, and weirdly comforting.

And the most disturbing part? The fact that love and murder don’t have to be drenched in trauma, screaming, and abandonment issues for once. Here, it’s just girlfriends, falling in love, inheriting a house, adopting cats… and oh yeah, murder. As a side dish. Wildly refreshing.

Did it make me smile? Yes. Did that feel mildly concerning? Also yes. Am I mad about it? Absolutely not.

Four very lovable stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ because this book made me happy in the strangest, darkest little way.
Also—my inner detective was on a roll with this one.

Your turn. Did you see it coming too? 😏

[Lee Stackhouse · Rating 5 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

If modern dating feels like a horror show, No More Dates just hands it a weapon and says, “Let’s escalate.”

Tina S. Transformation delivers a darkly funny, sharp-edged thriller that skewers swipe culture while dropping readers straight into a serial killer plotline. Jamie isn’t looking for forever. She just wants a decent guy who doesn’t text “u up?” at 11 p.m. But one promising match on the Dateline app sends her from awkward first-date territory into something far more dangerous.

What makes this book stand out is its tone. It’s suspenseful, yes. But it’s also snarky, self-aware, and genuinely funny. The banter crackles, especially between Jamie and her tight-knit circle of book club friends. Their loyalty grounds the story, adding heart beneath the chaos. And Salem the cat? A total scene-stealer.

The pacing is brisk, with short chapters that make it dangerously easy to say, “Just one more.” The tension builds naturally as a serial killer stalks the town, creeping closer to Jamie’s world. When suspicious details start piling up, like missing footage, inconsistencies, a cop boyfriend who may be too good to be true... the story shifts from rom-com energy to genuine unease.

Transformation balances romance and thriller elements in a way that keeps readers guessing. It’s flirty one moment, foreboding the next. And when the darker reveals hit, they land with impact. The ending delivers both emotional weight and just enough lingering uncertainty to make you wonder if this is truly the last swipe.

No More Dates is perfect for readers who enjoy their suspense with sass, their romance with red flags, and their humor edged in shadow. It’s fast, addictive, and wickedly entertaining.

After this one, you might think twice before updating your profile.

Or at least before trusting a match with a badge.

[Larae Marie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Book clubs are always fun, a bunch of girlfriends getting together talking about their favorite books, having a few drinks, laughing, and talking about the most current life events within their group. When the club comes together, they are a force to be reckoned with.

Jamie lives alone with her cat Salem. All she is looking for is the perfect match, ok, maybe not so perfect, but a decent match. While using the Dateline app swiping to the left seems to be her only option until his face appears, Officer Cuffs, Sweet, nice looking, not married, a guy she could see herself going on a date or two with.

When the murders start, the news starts talking about a killer clown. The book club ladies start checking in on each other more often and are more careful when it comes to their meeting spot. Living alone is scary. It’s even worse with a killer clown on the loose.

This book had me rolling with laughter and setting with my mouth gapped open at the same time. There is nothing like a thriller/comedy to keep you guessing what direction the story is about to go.
Definitely a 5+ star read.

[Carly Black · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was such a wild ride. It is a quick read, but it never once felt thin or rushed. The story hits all the right notes of dark humor and dating chaos, and somehow it still manages to pack a real punch. Following the main character as she deals with modern dating disasters was hilarious in that slightly painful way that makes you grateful you are not out there swiping for your life. The Dateline twist adds a playful streak of danger that keeps the whole thing moving fast.

What I loved most was how sharp and clever it all felt. The nights that go wrong, the red flags that show up with perfect timing, and the absurdity of trying to find a decent human in a sea of strange profiles all come together in a way that feels way too relatable. The ending left me smiling and very pleased to be off the dating apps forever.

I love Transformation's writing style so much. Five stars from me.

[Chapters_with_VDKeck · Rating 5 out of 5]

Y’ALL! No More Dates is chaotic, sharp, and absolutely deadly in all the best ways. I didn’t even know my TBR needed this level of mayhem.

Our girl logs onto Dateline hoping for one normal, non-cringe match… and instead gets swept into flirty late-night texts, suspicious gaps in the story, and a crime scene moment that sent a chill straight down my spine. The vibe goes from “aww, cute” to “oh no, WHAT?!” in record time. 💀📱

Tina’s writing is smart, wickedly funny, and sharp enough to cut glass. The banter snaps, the tension sizzles, and every chapter has that delicious “just one more” pull. And the love interest? Listen—equal parts charm, shadowy mystery, and ‘I definitely shouldn’t trust you but here I am anyway’ energy.

Sharp, shadowy, and full of wicked turns—I inhaled this book in one sitting. Step into the dark; you won’t regret it.

[Megan Russ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Read this as a book club read. The writing style is fast paced and easy to read. I liked the fun chapter headings with the mask. The beginning of the book brought up a bunch of questions. Some of which were answered, but not all.
The story felt like it jumped around a bit. Franks showing up, and her reaction. I felt like that was out of Jamie's character but maybe not. It just seemed so out of the blue considering the setting with the serial killer and the situation with Drew. My mouth was on the floor but not for a good reason.
Jamie's instant trust for Franks (Who changes from Frank to Franks a few times, so I'm not sure if this was his first or last name.)
Also how did Drew and Jamie talk for hours but she never asked his name?
The saving grace in this book is the book club girls. And the indie author shout outs for AV and Brody.

[Chastity Raven · Rating 2 out of 5]

I'm not even sure what I just read. I read this because it was a book club pick over on Facebook. I don't think I'll be doing their picks from now on, both for the month were a disappointment. Which is upsetting because from the blurb I really thought I would like this one.
I thought it was a cautionary tale of be careful who you date and get involved with. But instead it is a tale of lock your doors and swear off men. Yeah No more dates indeed.
This woman knows there is a serial killer on the loose but has no problem fucking a stripper on her front lawn?
The main character flip flops on how upset she is about the situation. It was easy to see where the story was going and I was a little disappointed.

[Book Blogging Mama · Rating 5 out of 5]

WOW!! Every time I pick up something by Tina S Transformation, I’m blown away by how she manages to surprise me in completely new and unexpected ways.
Like seriously, how does she keep doing this?!

No More Dates had me laughing out loud one minute and side-eyeing in the best way the next. It definitely gave me some dark romance vibes at times, and honestly… it brings a whole new meaning to “F** the police” 👀

I loved how fast-paced it was. There was no dragging, no fluff, just straight into the chaos in the most fun way possible. It was such a quick, addictive read and completely pulled me out of a reading slump.

If you’re looking for something funny, a little unhinged, slightly anxiety-inducing (in a good way), and impossible to put down—don’t sleep on this one!! 🔥📖

[Ali O · Rating 5 out of 5]

No More Dates by Tina S. Transformation
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
This is a fun and exciting thriller!
Jaime joins an online dating app, called Dateline, to hopefully find her love match. She’s hopeful to have possibly found her perfect person, but is he truly the one?

This story is very entertaining with a fun mix of thrills, excitement and even humor. This is a fast read, that is very engaging and sucked me into the story!

I was lucky to get an arc of this entertaining book!! Tina S. Transformation is a fantastic writer and I consistently enjoy all of her stories!!

*It comes out December 16th and is a must read!*

[Connie Fielder · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sarcasm and murder, what more does a girl need?

The humor, sarcasm, and descriptions of everything in this book are chefs kiss.

The cat names, adorable.

The flirting, I didn't know the author could channel me but apparently it's possible 😂

I laughed, cried from laughing over the "gift" from her friend.

I absolutely love that there was a book club within the book. I desperately want to be apart of it.

Enjoyed the book thoroughly.
The ending wasn't my favorite style of reveal but that's just a personal preference. I didn't hate it. Only reason this isn't a five star from me.

It teased more possibly for the story and I'd be here for it, just saying.

[Jana Hall · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a great read! It was a perfect blend of suspense, comedy and action. Once I started reading, I could not stop. A true sign of a great story. I felt like part of the group. I related to the women and could easily see them all as friends. I was drawn into all the drama and could not wait to see what happened next. One moment I was craving pizza and wishing I had dated a cop at least once in my life and the next moment I was checking the locks on my doors. The ending was perfect and I am so glad I had the chance to read it!

[Kari Bowman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great story!

This was a great, fast-paced story about Jaime and her dating life that seems to go from bad to deadly.

Jaime has had more than her share of bad luck with men. When she matches a cop on Date Line, her luck seems to have changed.

With the help of her book club besties, she tries to stay sane in the dating world while also being concerned about a serial killer in their town.

If you like a good fast-paced story with both a dark side and witty banter, this is the book for you!

[Danielle Lundquist · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was great. There were parts that were funny and relatable. Poor Jamie had a horrible dating history and decided to use and app called dateline (ironic, isn’t it that dateline airs things that have happened, like murders lol). She starts talking to an officer through the app and they connect and she goes on a date to a coffee shop with him.

I don’t want to give too many details, but this book was fun and suspenseful, waiting to see what happens.

Check this one out, you don’t want to miss it!