I am so glad this is a black label series because this has to be the stupidest thing Superman has ever done! And it’s so good! What do you do when you find a whole asteroid load of new Kryptonite? Call batman up and ask him to test them on you to see what they do of course!! Ahahahaha, what?! Even when Lex realized that Superman was testing them on himself, he thought he was a total idiot. How is this allowed to happen?! But at the same time, I have such a morbid curiosity to see what happens. I mean we already know gold takes away powers, what’s the chance of that happening again? I’m also in love with the art style, very reminiscent to Frank Quitely art, and there is even the rainbow coat from all-star Superman in the background in the fortress. Even though Superman was able to get to the Kryptonite first, that just means Lex is extra pissed he didn’t get it. So naturally he starts moving plans around to distract Superman so he can get his hands on the new colors of the crayon box that is Kryptonite. Four new versions were discovered, purple Kryptonite, cobalt Kryptonite, speckled Kryptonite, and rainbow K. Although batman tried as hard as he could to get Clark to throw this idea away, I really don’t think he argued hard enough for just destroying the samples compared to testing them out. M
But either way the time came to strap Superman down and commence with the first test with a dose of purple Kryptonite, batman standing at the ready for tests or to take him down if something goes wrong. And what I love about the effects of purple Kryptonite is just how properly disorienting it is for the reader alongside Superman. It takes a moment to figure out the effects as random flashes of dialogue and other events start to crowd Superman’s senses, but it’s finally confirmed that the part of his brain that deals with time is out of whack. Even just looking at a calendar, everything is out of order. Which means this is the perfect time for Lex to order Emil Hamilton to unleash Grundy on Metropolis as a distraction. Superman is never one to not respond to Jimmy’s call for help, even when he can’t tell how the events are playing out in front of him. But aside from the fight with Grundy, there is another event flashing in Clark’s mind…the dinner he is having with Lois that night as Superman, she is calling their relationship off. She is growing older and ironically time is not on her side, and she thinks they are just too different to maintain it as she feels the pressure from her mother to have children. It’s kinda hard to fight Grundy when events of the woman you love calling it off are getting slipped into the mix. But wow this fight with Grundy is a cluster of confusion and it’s so awesome, it’s like the team took the fight as it would play normally then randomly shuffled them. At one point we even see Clark inside his own mind piecing back the order of events to the point he finally knocks Grundy into space to win the fight. Of course Lex noticed everything and could tell Superman was off and testing it on himself. Later on they were able to completely drain the purple K from his system, with batman slipping a sample of it for himself, but that was only after the diner with Lois happened and she broke it off. Hmmm, I can’t help but feel this isn’t the end of their relationship, that somehow the effects of the Kryptonite will drive the two back together to get everything they want. But screw having a healthy relationship, let’s expose Clark to cobalt Kryptonite next!