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Old Man's Patch

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On a dusty little backwater planet where nothing ever happens, retired mechanic Ezra Kowalski’s biggest worry is keeping his prized cucumbers safe from pests—and from his meddling neighbor, Mrs. Wong.

That is, until a spaceship crash-lands square in the middle of his veggie patch.

Out tumbles a soft-spoken teenage girl from a nearby world and her infuriatingly cheerful robot. With a massive solar flare knocking out all communication and grounding space travel for the foreseeable future, they’re stuck there together.

Ezra wants nothing more than to fix his vines and go back to being left alone. But between the girl’s strange stories, the robot’s attempts to “help,” and Mrs. Wong sniffing around for gossip, he begins to suspect that this quiet little planet might still have a few surprises left for him.

A heartwarming cozy sci-fi about unlikely friendships, stubborn neighbors, and what grows when you least expect it.

254 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 24, 2025

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Jon Kiln

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89 reviews3 followers
November 21, 2025
Old Man's Patch is a Revelation, full of humanity and warmth and humor.

The fact that I found this in sci fi is almost unbelievable. I took a chance on it, the stuff I usually read is pretty much more violent. The relationships between the three main characters is nothing short of a gift to the reader. I'm going to get the next book in the series now. After the first five pages the book had me and after I finished it I just felt good for days. The biggest surprise I've ever gotten on Kindle.
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2,757 reviews
October 3, 2025
A grumpy old engineer retires to a frontier planet and takes up raising cucumbers. It is a calling, he says, not a hobby. He names the plants after characters in 19th-century novels. Then, a 14-year-old girl crash-lands her small spacecraft right into Elizabeth (Bennett, I suppose).

She’s a runaway. He takes her in, and his grumpy horticultural neighbor and the girl’s loquacious robot pitch in. They salvage her ship, and he teaches her about cucumbers and life until it is time for her to go home. She is more mature, and he is less grumpy. Ta da. It’s a coming-of-age story in which old folks teach the kid and the kid teaches the old folks.

It is not as bad as I make it sound. The dialogue is lively, and the robot is fun.
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482 reviews4 followers
May 4, 2026
2,5
The blurb tells it all. My first official 'cozy SF' , not much SF lots of cozy. It's charming yet predictable. It's entertaining, however it lacks any surprises or obstacles . Girl and her Robot crashes into grumpy old guy's garden with her android. The premisse is obviously aiming for sentimentality and cuteness. It does works for a while. But ab-so-lutely nothing whatsoever happens.

After a while the banter and storyline felt too repetitive, For example, when the Grumpy old man says something cynical it's followed by 'But there was no heath behind it' or ' his mouth slightly turned upwards' .The multiple use of exactly the same sentences in the very similar situations made it all feel somewhat artificial. Maybe even .......Artificial intelligence ?
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Author 4 books9 followers
September 5, 2025
I was enticed by a Facebook ad, and have no regrets. The banter between the two cucumber experts, the girl runaway who crashed her spaceship, and the verbose robot is delightful. The story chronicles the events during a major solar flair on a planet called Hyperion, filled with an overabundance of horticultural science and engineering concerns, but is really about interactions between people and different manifestations of friendship. Although the story is complete and tied up nicely, there are still plenty of unanswered questions to be addressed later. I liked it enough to purchase the next two books.
124 reviews
February 3, 2026
A wonderfully written adorable story.

Who knew a book about cucumber gardening could be so captivating? What is truly amazing is how much more it tells us about people, good people. Human decency is priceless. It transcends all boundaries and unifies us in ways we seldom expect.

What a lovely story of a young accident victim who survives to find that real treasure can only be found in the hearts of decent people.
12 reviews
April 18, 2026
A wonderful surprise

I've spent 60 plus years reading science fiction and this book rates with the best. If you're looking for a shoot em up, move on, this book is not for you. However, if you like a read that slowly captures your heart and develops characters that become real, this one is for you. Good story and well developed characters that truly stay with you. A great job that is far and above a lot of the hurried up slapped together books.
51 reviews
November 6, 2025
really good

Great characters! Ezra is a grumpy old man with a loving heart. Mrs.Wong is his neighbor who has a bantering relationship with him. The girl who crashed into his cucumber patch learns some important lessons from the two of them as she prepares to return home. I look forward to reading more about them and their adventures.
330 reviews6 followers
November 8, 2025
Thoroughly enjoyable.

What a fantastic story and so well-told. I loved the writing style, the characters and the messages it sends about how life is. There is always so much to learn and these people, although very different from each other, found ways to work together and learn from each other. Reading this was a very enjoyable journey.
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205 reviews
April 30, 2026
A Beautiful Story

What a lovely little tale from Jon Kiln!

He created some very extraordinary protagonist characters: Ezra, Nora, Ms Wong, Sprocket… and so cleverly built off-screen two antagonists with whom the reader doesn’t really interact with, but knows enough about them to dislike what they are & represent entirely.

Very beautiful, gentle storytelling!
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276 reviews
September 9, 2025
what a great story

I bought this on a whim and I am not disappointed. I’d love to read more about Ezra, Mrs Wong, Nora, and Sprocket. Nora crash lands and finds extra family. It is a great feel good story.
47 reviews1 follower
September 18, 2025
A good read

This is a relationship story, with just a hint of science fiction for flavor. The author has written a good solid tale that flows naturally, with no typographical or spelling errors. I enjoyed it very much.
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584 reviews11 followers
October 10, 2025
Surprise - This is a great story!

Can't say much more than I said in the title. Only three characters and a droid, but a real slice of life, when all four accidentally came into each other's lives if for only a few days.
36 reviews1 follower
November 10, 2025
Heartwarming story hidden in a sci-fi setting

Authentic, and sometimes amusing, well written dialog make this story flow smoothly along with relatable characters. Much better haracter development, and editing than I usually encounter in an inexpensive kindle book.
14 reviews
November 26, 2025
Impressive!

This was a nice discovery. It's well written with an excellent message. Not too heavy but containing plenty of emotional depth, I really enjoyed this break in routine. I'm always searching for new authors and compelling stories. Well crafted!
43 reviews1 follower
November 28, 2025
I loved this!

This story is so refreshing! I thought it was funny and heart warming. I can't wait to find out what happens next. So happy to have found this author! I highly recommend!
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791 reviews
December 21, 2025
First book in the series

A YA oriented book that seems to be intended to provide information and coping strategies to readers that are growing up in difficult situations. It also offers tips on growing cucumbers. A great story.
17 reviews
January 22, 2026
gentle science fiction

More coming-of-age than science fiction, this warm, gentle story will pull you along. Great reading for anyone who is 14 or has ever been 14. Looking forward to more of this story and more from this author.
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43 reviews2 followers
January 23, 2026
Amazing story of human growth.

Ezra and Nora's journey to friendship and personal growth is heart warming and insightful. I hope Mister Jon Kiln keeps writing about Nora's growth continues.
5 reviews
January 28, 2026
Love this

I really enjoyed this book. It's funny that I've been reading for so many years now that I've changed places with the characters in this story. I'm not the young girl anymore
429 reviews5 followers
February 9, 2026
Excellent

And a fun read. Very different from the sci-fi I usually read. Actually it was nice to get away from "usually". I'll be reading more of his. I would like it if he expanded his " about the author "to tell us more about his background. 🙂
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February 9, 2026
Old Man's Patch, book 1

This is such a good read. Great characters! I could see the garden in my mind. It is so interesting how one can connect with a person in such a brief time. A bond that won't be broken.
542 reviews2 followers
February 26, 2026
Excellently created characters make this book. The detailed real life like characters and their interactions are the book. Good story line and the same for the planet building of the environment. Highly recommended.
100 reviews3 followers
August 16, 2025
A very enjoyable story

I truly enjoyed this storyline and would love to see more. The characters are endearing and completely believable and funny. I highly recommend it.
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392 reviews1 follower
August 17, 2025
I loved this book

This story was so different from what I usually read, it is science fiction with heart. Just a gentle read highly recommended.
59 reviews
October 31, 2025
Not what I had expected

Not your classic science fiction story. More of a story about humanity. Very touching. Every parent and young teen should read this and learn from it.
3 reviews
November 4, 2025
A nice different storyline told very well

I could hear the bickering from memory of people in youth. Best little story I have reading years.

Well done.
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8 reviews
December 14, 2025
coming of age

It was a bit slow in the middle but took off. It’s a nice change from action and physical conflict and shows an understanding of how humans work - or should work.
47 reviews
January 22, 2026
Enjoyable story

An enjoyable story of an accidental meeting that turns into friendship.
Nicely paced not fast; but certainly not slow.
Characters were good.
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