The Final Inch

by Ross Patterson

In this fourth and final installment of the Saint James Street James memoirs about the last real man to ever live, he gives you every single last inch of himself until you're satisfied. Some might say, "The Final Inch." I would never say that as a comedy writer, because that sucks. The Jews probably put that in. Maybe "two-factor" authentification really is necessary on Amazon? Who knew? Anywho, if you're tired of being weak, hate your job, hate your fat wife and all that bullspit, then read this. If you want to continue to be a loser, I can't help you in this life. Also, before you dig into this masterpiece, thank Ross Patterson for being the greatest comedic writer of his generation. Not like it was that hard, Lena Dunham is in that generation too. Maybe just find Ross Patterson a "Pay Pig," which is a gay man that buys him stuff on Amazon. I'm sure he'd like that. After all, Ross Patterson did create an entirely new genre. You haven't done that shit. Just saying. Enjoy reading the last ever Romance Novels For Dudes.

244 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 18, 2025

Reviews

[PB · Rating 5 out of 5]

Inappropriate and Hilarious.
Does it get very close to the line with good taste? No it demolishes the line, has a big hit of okey doke, a tequila shot and gives the nearest young lady a lecherous wink and a smile. The series finale and well worth the journey

[Jeff Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fucking hilarious!!

The last Ross Patterson book (for now), and it's hilarious!! His second one was the best, but they're all great!!!!

[Jeffrey Sturges · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just as hilarious as the previous books. Connects in well with them and continues the unfiltered comedy. I hope to find more books as fun to read as this series from Ross Patterson.