Alice Gets Laid In Wonderland

by Raven Blackbird

Alice is in the middle of getting plowed from behind by one of the hired hands working on her family’s colossal estate when she notices a strange white rabbit, smoking a cigar and chugging down whiskey. When Alice hears the bizarre rabbit pronounce, “I’m late for a very important date… with a hooker!” she decides to follow him down his rabbit hole, where she winds up being transported to Wonderland, a world full of magic and menace. Once there she has tea with the White Rabbit and his hookers, the crack-smoking Cheshire Cat, and the mushroom-tripping Mad Hatter (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Johnny Depp). When the evil Queen of Broken Hearts spots Alice acquiring ‘carnal knowledge’ of the Mad Hatter (who she affectionately refers to as her ‘bae’), she declares, “Off with the bitch’s head!!” Will Alice survive the Queen’s awful, blood-thirsty wrath? More importantly, will Alice ever again get to ride the Mad Hatter’s enormous 13-inch cock? You’ll have to read this depraved parody of a literary classic to find out!

22 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 14, 2014

Reviews

[Kathy Mcelfish · Rating 1 out of 5]

I never give 1 star reviews. The lowest I ever give is 3 stars. But this book was just THAT BAD for me. It didn't grab my attention like other erotica usually does.