The Horny Ghost Haunting My House — Part 1: Getting Ghosted: Spicy Humorous Gay Paranormal MM

by Stephen Thrill

I never believed in ghosts until the night I came all over one.My apartment was supposed to be a steal. Cheap rent, decent location, just a few flickering lights, nothing I couldn’t handle. But one mind-blowing session later, I found out I wasn’t alone.

Theo’s been haunting me for years, unseen, untouchable, until now. Somehow, I’ve made him solid. Real. Needy. And the more we touch, the more human he becomes.

I should be freaked out. I should be running.

Instead, I’m getting absolutely wrecked by the best haunting of my life.

An 8k-word paranormal hookup with heat, hunger, and ghostly grind. Part One, where the dead don’t rest, and neither do you.

Genres: Fantasy

53 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 28, 2025

Reviews

[Freya · Rating 4 out of 5]

4⭐️ 4🌶️

📝 REVIEW & THOUGHTS:

Well this was fun. Short story about a young man finding out he has a ghost haunting him, and well he starts getting physical thanks to… magical jizz? Who knows. Immediately going to read part two lol.

🏷️ TROPES & TAGS (possible spoilers):

Genre/subgenre: paranormal romance
Pairing: MM
POV: 1st person, single
Angst: low
Burn: fast
Vibe/mood: filthy
Pet names: baby
Characters’ ages: not mentioned
HEA: HFN

Ghost x human
Magical… jizz?

🌶️ SPICE & K!NKS (possible spoilers):

Strict top/bottom or versatile: top/bottom
Heat: 2 scenes, high heat
Jerking off
Anäl

⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS (possible spoilers):

Dubcon: no
Noncon: no
OM/OW: no
3rd act breakup: no


* Fyi about 🌶️ levels: I rate spice on a combination of quantity, quality, length, intensity and explicitness of the scenes. K!nks are listed separately and generally do not directly affect the steam level to keep it fair for non k!nky books.

[Mags · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was one of the books that you get free through bookfunnel at the bottom of other authors emails. That you tend to down load and never get around to reading.

It a funny little story about a guy (Issac) that’s had a rough day and just wants to go home and take care of himself. He lines up his favourite video gets into it and then the usual house creaking starts. He keeps going not allowing odd noises to distract him from the task in hand.

Only issue with that is that his little ghost flat mate has been that close he gets splatted in the face. So now we get to meet Theo the hunky ghost 👻.

Ghostly Theo ends up trying it on with Issac and Issac can’t seem to resist.

[Mirra Mitchell · Rating 4 out of 5]

Thus was a short spicy read between a man and a ghost. Issac had a ruff day at work and just wanted to go home and relieve some stress 😜😜 but while relieving that stress the ghost Theo got hit with some of Issac donut cream 😂 turning him more solid. Now in order to stay a solid human they have to always touch. I would recommend reading this book especially if you want to get out of a reading slump, you can get more free book from authors newsletters or book that’s provided by BookFunnel.

[Nina Diab · Rating 5 out of 5]

'I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.
My mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. I had nothing. No words. No thoughts. Just pure, undiluted mortification.'

I loved "Giving my Werewolf Roommate A Brojob," so I was excited for a new paranormal romance from this author. This was such a fun read! Omg that first "meeting?!" They were both horrified and I don't know who more- the man (Isaac) or Theo, the ghost he suddenly, accidentally... accidented on? I was cracking up so hard it took me five minutes to read those three pages. I was fascinated by the change in Theo's incorporeal form and what he was suddenly able to do. It was a fun concept. I loved Theo's personality- he was kind of cheerful for a ghost. And despite the very embarrassing start, Isaac took things surprisingly well. Only in a situation like this could what happened be more traumatic than discovering and interacting with a real ghost. I was hooked! 5 stars

[Fae · Rating 4 out of 5]

🌶️🌶️🌶️
👻 Novella (50p)
👻 Ghost x human
👻 Zero plot
👻 Insta-lust (and annoyance)
I love reading these short fun intermezzos between books, just to cleanse my pallette. And this one was Fun with capital F! Well-written, nice premise, very little plot. Just a little story about a horny ghost and human meeting each other and having fun.

[Priscilla · Rating 4 out of 5]

A fun short read that doesn't have much of a plot which is fine by me. For it being short, it was actually pretty well written. On to part 2 to see where this goes.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[Stephanie W · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fun, short, interesting and enticing start to a series of spicy hauntings. Where will this road continue to lead?.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[Alix · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was fun story with an interesting premise that I enjoyed - not just that there's sex with a ghost, but how it's possible in this story. This was a short and spicy read.

[Rosina · Rating 3 out of 5]

weird

[SmarTeaPants · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very entertaining!

[Lupe Dominguez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absolutely hilarious and hot all in one. Love that it's short but there is just enough to make you want more!

[Heather · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5 Stars

For $0.99 cents, I'm not mad at it. I had a good laugh, quick read.

[Avy May · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yeah a really good short story for in-between! Loved it.