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Angry Elf
*A Christmas short*
Winton Chevalier is a quick-witted and quick-tempered college dropout going nowhere fast, wandering from party town to party town along the Gulf Coast, when an unfortunate event at the border of Mexico leaves him in desperate need of a job. He returns home to New Orleans to settle down for a bit, but getting a job is harder for Winton than most, as he is a dwarf, barely four-feet-tall. Despite his immense hatred of Christmas, he has to settle for working as an Elf at Santa’s Village in a shopping mall. Comedy and calamity ensue as the humiliation of the job, a band of teenage punks and an old flame all work to open deep-rooted wounds, forcing Winton to finally confront his issues and embrace the spirit of Christmas.
Winton is a beloved character from the novel, The Right Kind of Stupid.
Due to some coarse language, it is not appropriate for immature readers.
Winton Chevalier is a quick-witted and quick-tempered college dropout going nowhere fast, wandering from party town to party town along the Gulf Coast, when an unfortunate event at the border of Mexico leaves him in desperate need of a job. He returns home to New Orleans to settle down for a bit, but getting a job is harder for Winton than most, as he is a dwarf, barely four-feet-tall. Despite his immense hatred of Christmas, he has to settle for working as an Elf at Santa’s Village in a shopping mall. Comedy and calamity ensue as the humiliation of the job, a band of teenage punks and an old flame all work to open deep-rooted wounds, forcing Winton to finally confront his issues and embrace the spirit of Christmas.
Winton is a beloved character from the novel, The Right Kind of Stupid.
Due to some coarse language, it is not appropriate for immature readers.
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53 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 30, 2014
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December 9, 2017
Sappy story about a dwarf.
March 11, 2017
Not bad merry Christmas story
This is a merry Christmas feel good short story for adults. In my opinion, it was ok. I guess I was expecting more story.
This is a merry Christmas feel good short story for adults. In my opinion, it was ok. I guess I was expecting more story.
January 21, 2015
A Christmas tale of finding joy in the world again when it's treated you miserably your whole life.
If Buddy the elf ever ran into Winton the elf he would truly know what an "Angry Elf" is.
This short story is great for those days when you just want a quick mindless read with some great
scenes painted for your laughing pleasure.
What's in store for you? Well how about, a blond dwarf with corn rows, magic tricks to get laid, police brutality (sort of), a face plant with a $1700 dollar dentist bill, jolly Santa spreading the true meaning of Christmas, an angry elf with a golf club, and tons of great lines to make you smile and laugh.
If you have not read "The Right Kind Of Stupid", the author's full length novel then I recommend you read this book to whet your appetite, then grab the novel, sit back and strap yourself in for a hilarious ride of vivid imagery and one liners that might make you pee your pants a little bit (if you have bladder issues when laughing hard) that will leave you wanting more.
If Buddy the elf ever ran into Winton the elf he would truly know what an "Angry Elf" is.
This short story is great for those days when you just want a quick mindless read with some great
scenes painted for your laughing pleasure.
What's in store for you? Well how about, a blond dwarf with corn rows, magic tricks to get laid, police brutality (sort of), a face plant with a $1700 dollar dentist bill, jolly Santa spreading the true meaning of Christmas, an angry elf with a golf club, and tons of great lines to make you smile and laugh.
If you have not read "The Right Kind Of Stupid", the author's full length novel then I recommend you read this book to whet your appetite, then grab the novel, sit back and strap yourself in for a hilarious ride of vivid imagery and one liners that might make you pee your pants a little bit (if you have bladder issues when laughing hard) that will leave you wanting more.
Displaying 1 - 3 of 3 reviews