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Two Tickets to Paradise: An Incantenato Novella
PLEASE NOTE: THIS BOOK HAS NO PLOT. NONE. ZERO. IT IS ALSO INTENTIONALLY FULL OF $MUT AND CRINGE.
Don't want that from a book? Put it down, babe, go read something else.
Five nights. One couple. A luxury resort dripping in money, cocktails, and sin.
Sounds like heaven? Babe, think again.
He’s a twice-married, ex-stripper turned mafioso’s partner-in-crime with zero shame.
She’s his cam girl— a mouthy Mistress that is just as reckless, and down for anything (and I mean anything).
Together? They’re an unfiltered disaster.
The kind of couple who’ll break every resort rule before breakfast.
The kind who’ll turn five-star luxury into a five-day movie, complete with toys, bruises, and dialogue so filthy you’ll laugh and squirm at the same time.
Five nights. No limits. - Nothing is too dirty, too cringe, or too wild to try at least once.
Buckle up, because you’re not just reading this ride—you’re about to live it!!!
Don't want that from a book? Put it down, babe, go read something else.
Five nights. One couple. A luxury resort dripping in money, cocktails, and sin.
Sounds like heaven? Babe, think again.
He’s a twice-married, ex-stripper turned mafioso’s partner-in-crime with zero shame.
She’s his cam girl— a mouthy Mistress that is just as reckless, and down for anything (and I mean anything).
Together? They’re an unfiltered disaster.
The kind of couple who’ll break every resort rule before breakfast.
The kind who’ll turn five-star luxury into a five-day movie, complete with toys, bruises, and dialogue so filthy you’ll laugh and squirm at the same time.
Five nights. No limits. - Nothing is too dirty, too cringe, or too wild to try at least once.
Buckle up, because you’re not just reading this ride—you’re about to live it!!!
140 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 17, 2025
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September 6, 2025
Whether you've read the initial series or not, if you need an easy read that has zero plot but lots of... not plot, then this is for you.
It has a few warnings you should be aware of, but I promise noone does anything without everyone being happy.
Its funny, romantic (in their own way) and each chapter is genuinely just a different way to have sex!
I laughed my way through this. Having read the initial series I have an understanding of the characters so nothing felt out of place. No, not even chapter 3.. go on.. read it!
While it was funny, racy and downright dirty at times, there were still softer moments between the MMC and FMC that really highlight how much they love each other. It's easy to forget that when you're lost in everything else they get up to.
Small warning- there are some little details in this short that tell you things about rhe main series. They're only fleeting, and don't really ruin the original books but I think it's only fair to warn you.
If you have read them, there are little Easter eggs hidden to take you back to various points in the series.
It's a brilliant read and will get your mind going in many, many different ways
It has a few warnings you should be aware of, but I promise noone does anything without everyone being happy.
Its funny, romantic (in their own way) and each chapter is genuinely just a different way to have sex!
I laughed my way through this. Having read the initial series I have an understanding of the characters so nothing felt out of place. No, not even chapter 3.. go on.. read it!
While it was funny, racy and downright dirty at times, there were still softer moments between the MMC and FMC that really highlight how much they love each other. It's easy to forget that when you're lost in everything else they get up to.
Small warning- there are some little details in this short that tell you things about rhe main series. They're only fleeting, and don't really ruin the original books but I think it's only fair to warn you.
If you have read them, there are little Easter eggs hidden to take you back to various points in the series.
It's a brilliant read and will get your mind going in many, many different ways
September 5, 2025
This book is in the Incantenato Series but I found it easy to read it without reading any of the other books in the series. This book will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions. There were times where I was laughing, in awe, and making a cringe face at some of the words that the author threw in. I will say it was a fun book and helped us learn a little about the characters.
I absolutely loved Caoimhe and Lockey as the main characters. I enjoyed seeing their connection and the aspects of their relationship. The side characters that we get in this novella are also fun and ones to enjoy. Even though this is a novella, it definitely packs a punch and will keep you intrigued to the point you won't want to put it down.
Favorite Quote: "All I ever wanted was to give you the world, baby girl."
I absolutely loved Caoimhe and Lockey as the main characters. I enjoyed seeing their connection and the aspects of their relationship. The side characters that we get in this novella are also fun and ones to enjoy. Even though this is a novella, it definitely packs a punch and will keep you intrigued to the point you won't want to put it down.
Favorite Quote: "All I ever wanted was to give you the world, baby girl."
September 24, 2025
Is there plot to this story….yes. Is that the reason to read this book…absolutely not.
If you are a smut lover, look no further because this book has it ALL. The naughty words, the dirty details, and no rules!
Personally, this was my intro to Caoimhe and Lockey and I’ve never wanted to read a series more than I do now.
With that said, do you need to read the entire series before reading this one? I would say no, because I was able to follow along easily. There were plenty of references to the past so you didn’t feel lost or like you misunderstood any trauma.
Should you read the series first though, probably. 🤷♀️
12 out of 5 chilis on spiciness. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
If you are a smut lover, look no further because this book has it ALL. The naughty words, the dirty details, and no rules!
Personally, this was my intro to Caoimhe and Lockey and I’ve never wanted to read a series more than I do now.
With that said, do you need to read the entire series before reading this one? I would say no, because I was able to follow along easily. There were plenty of references to the past so you didn’t feel lost or like you misunderstood any trauma.
Should you read the series first though, probably. 🤷♀️
12 out of 5 chilis on spiciness. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
September 19, 2025
NO PLOT, NO PROBLEM!!
There is a warning from the author that this novella has no plot but plenty of "adult extracurricular activities"!! So, with that in mind, I jumped right in and absolutely devoured this little book of steam!! I've not read the Incantenato Series, only a few of the novellas and it does not take away from this book, in fact it makes me want to read them all (just need time). I loved the writing, the characters, the whole shebang. If you're looking for a quick spicy read, you will want to read this book!
There is a warning from the author that this novella has no plot but plenty of "adult extracurricular activities"!! So, with that in mind, I jumped right in and absolutely devoured this little book of steam!! I've not read the Incantenato Series, only a few of the novellas and it does not take away from this book, in fact it makes me want to read them all (just need time). I loved the writing, the characters, the whole shebang. If you're looking for a quick spicy read, you will want to read this book!
September 12, 2025
ARC read
Got no plot at all which I wasn’t expecting so I was slowing not finishing it, if your all for spice then it’s for you don’t get me wrong I love spice but it was cringy at times and used cringy words
Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
I dnf at 80%
Got no plot at all which I wasn’t expecting so I was slowing not finishing it, if your all for spice then it’s for you don’t get me wrong I love spice but it was cringy at times and used cringy words
Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
I dnf at 80%
September 17, 2025
I received an ARC for this book, for an honest review.
Note: I did not read the rest of the series, as this one is a prequel, and I heard it was not necessary to read the other books to understand this one.
This book had literally zero plot. If you’re in it just for the raunchy “spice”, then this one is for you!
The spice wasn’t even good…it felt like a horny teenager wrote it, saying every goofy nickname or catchphrase he/she could think of…It was ongoing and repetitive.
Overall: ⭐️⭐️ (almost DNF at 89%)
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Note: I did not read the rest of the series, as this one is a prequel, and I heard it was not necessary to read the other books to understand this one.
This book had literally zero plot. If you’re in it just for the raunchy “spice”, then this one is for you!
The spice wasn’t even good…it felt like a horny teenager wrote it, saying every goofy nickname or catchphrase he/she could think of…It was ongoing and repetitive.
Overall: ⭐️⭐️ (almost DNF at 89%)
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
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