Winner of the 2024 Dzanc Short Story Collection Prize, Entomology of the Pin-Up Girl delivers a terrific play on the “monstrous feminine”—captivating stories of women shedding their skins and exoskeletons and blurring the boundaries between predator and prey.
A dissatisfied wife wraps herself in a silk cocoon. Teenage girls declare decay as the newest fashion trend. A new religion emerges from blood-sucking moths. And Grete Samsa wakes to find herself transformed—not into a cockroach, but a monstrous camel spider, famished and salivating for the man at the door.
A surreal exploration of nature, sexuality, disaster and desire, Lauren Osborn’s stunning debut isa must-read for fans of Lidia Yuknavitch, Aimee Bender, and K-Ming Chang. The final edition will include six full-page, black-and-white illustrations by brilliant artist Jenny Eickbush.
Pinned, Prayed Over, and Full of Teeth BWAF SINISTER SELECTION BWAF Score: 7/10
TL;DR: Lauren Osborn’s Entomology of the Pin-Up Girl is a gorgeous, nasty little marvel: lyrical body horror that treats metamorphosis like a religion and a threat. Every story commits, pins, and writhes, turning insect obsession into a pressure system for desire, shame, and power. Daring, sharp, and weird in the best way.
The opening story is a series of small taxonomic entries, and somewhere around the second one I knew Lauren Osborn could write. Mantis religiosa: she loses her virginity at thirty one, and afterward the hunger does not quiet, and she keeps purging what she eats to make room for more. The Latin name up top, the gut shot under it, that is the move. The third entry of the same story is Homo sapiens. The girl gets a scientific name too. The book is going to do this to you, and it has not yet hit page eleven.
More than two dozen stories follow. Most are short. They are about women becoming things they did not ask to become, or wanting to and not being allowed, or trying for the wrong transformation and getting stuck partway through it. A wife cocoons in the master bedroom and her husband, an engineer, finally takes a vacation day to dig her out. A receptionist eats a coworker because she has eaten everything else and was working through a list. A girl plants her last baby tooth in the garden and grows herself a daughter. None of this is metaphorical. None of it is not metaphorical either. Osborn writes the kind of story where the woman is a spider and we are not going to talk about whether the spider thing is a symbol.
I read most of this collection on a Tuesday night with my phone face down. The story called “Boy” is the funniest thing I have read in a while, and I want to be precise about what I mean by funny. I mean: a woman invites a coworker home, and after he fails to pick between Earl Grey and peppermint, slips an oval pill into his cup. “Coffee it is, she said.” That is the whole register. Osborn does not blink. She does not wink either. The story goes where the story is going and the leftovers go into rye for tomorrow’s lunch.
That register is the gift. It is also why the back half of the book runs into trouble.
By the time you have read “Boy” and “Baby Teeth” and “St. Lucy’s Gift” and “Gossamer Girl,” you have read the move. Woman finds out she is something else. Lyrical, taxonomic, surreal. The body does the body horror. The story ends on an image that fades. The next story does it again with a different bug and a different woman and the same lyric register, and somewhere in the back third I caught myself anticipating which way each conceit would tilt. That is a problem I did not want to be having with a writer this good. Osborn has a register. She does not yet have registers.
Still. When the stories do work, they work the way the best horror works, which is by walking up to you in the kitchen.
“St. Lucy’s Gift” cost me an evening I am not getting back. It is a love story between a many eyed angel and a saint with no eyes, and the angel hides her extra mouths in the folds of her own neck because she is afraid that if Lucy ever sees her, Lucy will see what she actually is. The lie is the love. I read it twice and then I sat on the kitchen floor for a while. “Don’t Come Looking for Me” is a quiet apocalypse where the insects go first and nobody quite clocks it. The wife who is left counting living things out her bedroom window, one black bird, one fly, one baby mole between the dog’s teeth, is the best grief portrait in the book and one of the better grief portraits I have read in years. “Baby Teeth” I had to put down twice. The mother grows a daughter from a molar she pulled out with pliers in her own bathroom, and then feeds the daughter pieces of herself for the next forty pages, starting with toes. The mother loves the daughter. The daughter is hungry. Mothers in this book are eaten and mothers in this book are also doing the eating and Osborn does not pretend these are different jobs.
What the collection wants for is range. Every sentence is a little baroque, a little perfumed: boiled silk, milky moonlight, fingers working thread into skeins into dresses they could not afford. At first this is the music. By the back half I wanted Osborn to put the violin down for one paragraph and let something hit flat. The stories that come closest to doing that, like “Boy,” are also the strongest stories in the book. The pieces in poetry format like “Hive Mind” read like fragments from another collection she stitched into this one. A few stories quit while they are still stretching. “Mantodea” is a praying mantis sex scene that ends a paragraph before it has any weight. “Truffles” wraps just as it is becoming the story it should have been from the start.
And yet.
There is a line in the title sequence about a girl whose breasts are tick bites and I cannot get rid of it. There is a woman in Ecdysis who finds her husband’s body unzipped on the bathroom floor and climbs inside it because she finally wants to know what he keeps in there, and I cannot get rid of that either. There is a story called “In the Land of Hungry Ghosts” where a girl walks up to an elephant and tells her, kindly, that we are eating her species now. The elephant asks why. The girl picks a blade of dying grass. That is the whole story and it has no blood in it and it is one of the most upsetting things in the book.
Osborn was born in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. She studied psychology at UAB before going to her MFA at Queens University of Charlotte and a PhD at Oklahoma State, where she ended up co-building a course with an entomologist on writing creatively about insects. She owns seventeen tarantulas. She is currently teaching at Gettysburg. The collection won the 2024 Dzanc Books Short Story Collection Prize, and the title story was a CutBank flash fiction finalist before that. Her own favorite story in her own book is “St. Lucy’s Gift,” which I do not blame her for. “Boy” got optioned for film. I will watch that adaptation and I will be furious if they soften it.
If you came to weird fiction through Aimee Bender or Joy Williams or Carmen Maria Machado, you have already preordered this. If you have ever pinned a moth to a board and wondered what the moth thought of you doing it, you should pick this up.
The cover has a bug on it. The bug has a girl in it. Osborn would say that is redundant.
*This volume presents the “monstrous feminine” (back jacket words) in 26 short stories, some of them really short. Monstrous extends to cannibalism, blurred boundaries between humans and other living things, passages in which you learn facts like “male bees gut themselves with their erections.” The last story in the collection, “Baby Teeth,” is worth the price of admission. It's been a while since I’ve read a weirder – or in many ways more authentic - take on motherhood. The aspects of horror, the surreal, and the supernatural reinforce the realities of longing for a child, having a child, nursing a child, nurturing a child, being a child, and the obligations to our ancestors (e.g., recipes handed down through generations) in raising a child. Regarding the latter, I'll forever think of "blood stew" in the same way I remember the first time being presented with a fish stew with the head and its eyeballs staring at me from the bowl.
Most writers will be envious of all that Osborn packs into the 20 pages of "Baby Teeth." That's a hallmark of all the stories here. So much packed into a few pages. So much to unpack on reflection. Readers may enter with some trepidation but they'll be amply rewarded wandering through the worlds Osborn has created, one that fractures biology, anatomy, botany, gardening, and the heirarchies of living things, and recombines them. Strangely, you recognize the recombination. And think about the world we're in quite differently. Not holding my breath, but I hope male readers find their way to this collection.
*I received a complimentary copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
This is a collection of stories delving into nature, womanhood, and even the erotic using bugs as its primary vessel. Osborn weaves ecological storytelling into the realm of body horror with ease and doesn’t shy away from the discomfort caused by what lies beneath the surreality of it all. While monstrous, whether in the physical or in their own desires, the women presented in the text are also beautiful reflections of reality. Though human women don’t tend to dissolve into goo or eat the heads of their lovers, their insect counterparts certainly do, and aren’t the core wants of survival and love shared amongst them both?
One of the most interesting short story collections I've ever come across. Every story is beautifully written, even the most disgusting bits. Some of them almost read like poetry. Some gave me shivers. Some of them will live rent-free in my head forever.