Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall?

by Rogue_Roxy

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:
- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Genres: Fan Fiction

755 pages, ebook

Reviews

[Jennifer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Such a funny, feel good story 🥰🥰
The take on this was so refreshing.

[Jessica Kate Taylor · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s fics like this that are the reason I will never ever ever stop reading fanfiction. Non published writing is some of the best I’ve read and this is no exception.

This is hall of famer girlies.

Petition to have a niffler in every fic - enjoy this as much as I did: “Last time I build you a fucking treehouse, you violent excuse for a handbag.”

[Julia · Rating 4 out of 5]

man weiß man ist im leseloch angekommen wenn man harry potter fan fictions liest aber das war ehrlich so gut darum no regrets

[Cécile · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 bonnes étoiles
Franchement, quel bon moment ! J’ai ri à chaque page quasiment. C’était exactement ce qu’il me fallait après mon coup de cœur pour The Raven Scholar.
Une histoire très drôle, un style excellent, des dialogues hilarants et quelques épreuves et mystères.
Alors, oui, sur 770 pages, il y aurait pu avoir un peu plus de mystères et rebondissements mais pour autant je ne me suis pas ennuyée et j’étais toujours contente de reprendre.
C’est léger et drôle et c’est parfait si on cherche une seconde lecture qu’on peut poser et reprendre facilement.

[Elena K · Rating 5 out of 5]

The banter, the niffler, the friend group, and the curious plot development made such a fun read! Reminiscent of mortifying ordeal of falling in love, this was another romantic comedy I thoroughly enjoyed reading although this time around, we have simp Draco right off the bat and I couldn’t be more of a fan!

[Tori B · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5⭐️ this was so fucking funny

[Katie Houk · Rating 3 out of 5]

Essentially DMATMOOBIL

[Niki Thurman · Rating 3 out of 5]

More like 3.5

It was funny even if it was a bit raunchy. It worked most of the time. My favorite part about this book is Draco’s relationship with Harry and some other favorites. I don’t think I’ve read a book where they’re actually friends and it was really nice.

The plot was good, I didn’t guess anything until the end. All the new characters from America were great as well. Loved the slow burn although my biggest gripe is there was no “moment” when they finally got together. It was just accepted that they were. A bit of a let down.

Dodger and Theo are my all time favs. Loved George’s role too.

[Sofia Schwartz · Rating 5 out of 5]

I never stopped laughing while reading this. I am devouring anything this author writes. I’m utterly obsessed with her humour and her unique plot lines. I also actually like the Americans from MACUSA in this story. Normally they’re insufferable (shocking LOL).

ALSO I LOVE DODGER THE NIFFLER. I need more fics with nifflers STAT😭🤩🤍

Next, I’ll be reading another one of Rogue_Roxy’s fics because her writing style is terribly entertaining 😌🫶🏻

[Bobbi Lawson · Rating 3 out of 5]

I thought this was a cute and funny book. I loved Dodger so much! Such a sweet little guy. While I liked all the characters I loved their growth as well. I think it was a great read and if you love fun, exciting, laugh out loud reads then Rouge Roxy is your girl!!!!

[Emilia · Rating 3 out of 5]

Si estuvo gracioso pero hubieron momentos donde me empecé a desesperar porque no sentía que la trama avanzaba tan rápido.
Me gusta un draco qlgo dark y hermione competente pero que necesite protegerse y este no dio eso.

[Laken]

Top tier perfection.

[Casey Colanto · Rating 5 out of 5]

Probably one of my favorite authors ever - lol funny!! Need more from Rogue Roxy!!!

[Kate · Rating 5 out of 5]

This very quickly became my FAVOURITE fic of all time 🙌🏼

[Megan ♡ · Rating 5 out of 5]

very funny and similar to mortifying ordeal but not to a degree where it's the same. just an all round good time - i laughed a fair amount too.

[Konstantina (Nadia ) Perlepe · Rating 3 out of 5]

Quirky and fun story - i loved some of the secondary characters. The romance could have used more built up and emotional turmoil

[Alexis E · Rating 4 out of 5]

All I did was laugh 🤣 this is hilarious and SO well-written!

[Bella · Rating 4 out of 5]

I've never laughed out loud so much while reading, what a hoot!

[monii · Rating 4 out of 5]

one of the best crack stories i’ve ever read. every page i turn, i can’t stop laughing. oh miss rogue_roxy, i luv your humor so much!

[Alanis · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed out loud a lo at this one

[Charlotte Kessler · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5⭐
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[KC · Rating 5 out of 5]

So! Very! Fun!

[Brit Wilcox · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75 ⭐️

[storylinesorcery · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is so incredibly well written and funny! My favorite fanfic ever. Also not too much smut, which I really appreciate.

[nat · Rating 4 out of 5]

this book is fucking hysterical. i’ve never laughed out loud so many times

[Jodie Eades]

So well written, loved this

[Amanda Perry-Larkin · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was phenomenal! The banter, the lust, the everything! Loved it!

[Racheal · Rating 5 out of 5]

Made me laugh the whole way through! Loved it.

[Bella · Rating 5 out of 5]

I can’t stop thinking about this book! It’s soooo freaking funny! I almost peed myself with laughter! Really good adventure story!

[Natalia · Rating 3 out of 5]

Plot was amazing, very funny. I wish it had more romance and smut but who am I kidding? It really did not need it. Chef kiss