I couldn't finish this book. And that is a rare thing since I read through every school book without even using sparknotes for summaries. The first indicator for me was on the first page. "The shadows falling across the blanket of craptastic white stuff were still long" is one of the most idiotic phrases I've ever read. The author could simply say snow instead of making you think the main character is walking through some odd white substance. I understand though what the author was getting at after a few more pages. I realized that she does this weird confusing 3rd person perspective yet uses the thoughts and words of the main character like a 1st person point of view. That combination was weird.
Also, it took me a long time to realize that this main character came from the present into this world of swords and such. I didn't like that I had to deduce this since the summary suggested that Greta saved her brother from a witch's fire in the time period when there were witch trials. Guess not. What was also weird was the ridiculousness of the events that occur just in the first 7 chapters. First she tries to hunt down this ghoul and almost gets killed, she gets home afterwards just to find out her mentor is bleeding to death. Then after the shortest funeral of a couple paragraphs and grabbing a couple of non-food items, it suddenly skips to where she's travelling around in her search to avenge her mentor and, of course, she now has a bounty on her head. And she just has to go into the inn and get into even more trouble. I found it just way too much to have so many events occur in the space of 100 pages. At least spread it out with some more internal, character-building thoughts. Maybe even some revealing things about how the heck Greta got there when she doesn't even mention saving her brother. AT. ALL. The plot was okay, just way too rushed for me.
Mainly though, it was the characters themselves that bothered me the most. It was blatantly obvious with the love relationships in this book. Nothing special. And Isaac, this goblin king, wasn't even described as looking like a goblin until he "turned". Ooh, so scary. Other than that, the guy is practically human. Really stupid to me since I found it just more shallow to give something usually ugly into something more "purple and darkly, enticing, attractive" king. Additionally, Greta is supposed to be the cool, strong heroine. To me, she tries to act strong, but is the weakest character of all. She complains too much about wanting to be weak, which is a weakness in and of itself. Her cursing was unnecessary to me, since it seems at times she just wants to be mature so she throws in 5 cuss words together here and there. She supposedly hates Isaac, but the only thing mentioned about hate was that "Oh, darn. The guy isn't a regular goblin boy, but the king instead". Other than that, basically she has a mega crush on the guy and she can't hide it at all. For a "strong" heroine, she is really bad at looking like one. Plus, so far the strongest thing she has done was............. Hmm...Um...Well, I guess you can count almost dying from paralysis and loss of blood, yet miraculously manage to decapitate a ghoul. Also, what I didn't understand was the time Greta spent in Mylena. First of all, she happens to become a master with a sword after just four years? Really? I think she should still be unable to do this bounty hunting (by the way, Samus Aran is way cooler) on her own. Then, after four years, she can't remember the face of her mom. What? She remembers the sun, hot beach, and those not-so-important things, but not her mother's face? I'm not sure about you, but I don't forget how people look after just four years (without pics of any kind). Heck, I still remember people's faces from 10 years ago! I thought this fact about Greta was just unrealistic.
Overall, I thought this book way too ridiculous for me to stand. I liked the idea of it, but the characters weren't good, the world-building was terrible, and I just felt the author wasn't well educated. I mean, she didn't write Your Highness, she wrote your highness. Everyone I've read had used the correct Your Highness. Plus, it just looks weird when it isn't capitalized. There were just these flaws that build up into one disappointing and terrible story.