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319 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 1, 2025




“Well,” the soft brush of Shaun’s beard grazes my neck, “I had to know what you taste like, Freddie.”
Bloody hell.“I see. And did I taste good?” I ask, though I think I can guess the answer.
A low hum from deep in Shaun’s chest. “Unbelievably good.”
“Better than coffee?”
“Don’t push it.”
I’ll take my coffee hot,
Baby don’t waste a drop,
I’ll drink in the morning sun,
On a table for one.
If I have to wait in line,
To tell you that you are mine,
I’ll be here at closing time,
Can’t take me away, I’m here to stay.
As an anxious millennial, I’d rather pull out all my wisdom teeth with a pair of pliers than make a single telephone call.
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Shaun’s rear is so galactically chonky, it’s like a planet with its own gravitational pull. And here I am, a helpless space twink, perving from my rocket ship, unable to tear my eyes from the smooth round surface of… I guess, Uranus?
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He gives off gentleman vibes, but I bet there’s some filth in there, buried deep down beneath that gorgeous exterior.
“Come on,” Shaun says, beckoning me over. “I’ll show you how to clean my milk wand.” His cheeks turn from pink to red.
Knew it.
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At his touch, lightning explodes across my skin, spreading over my whole body. Every trace of anxiety vanishes. He kisses me slowly, gently, his perfect lips barely brushing mine, but sending waves of euphoria crashing through me. I didn’t know a kiss could feel this good.
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When I got my diagnosis, everything just made so much more sense. Like I finally had a reason why I struggle with things most people find easy. But also, it gave me permission to finally be who I really am.