Small Short Stories to Read in One Shitting

by R.J. Benetti

Small Short Stories to Read in One Shitting is unlike any bathroom book you've read before. These flash fictions, drabbles, and poems will have you questioning reality to such a degree that you may forget to wipe.

80 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 8, 2025

Reviews

[Hunter Shea · Rating 4 out of 5]

So much insane fun, you won't want to leave the bathroom!

[Victoria · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is a crazy collection of short stories for the bathroom. I know I could have zoomed through this in one sitting.

[Rachel M · Rating 4 out of 5]

I’m not sure I’ve done shitting!

[Jason Nickey · Rating 5 out of 5]

A fun collection of stories that reads like a gross out contest.

[Todd Love · Rating 4 out of 5]

As the title told me..l did so. Fun read while sitting back and relaxing on the John. Hell, turn yourself around and rest your copy on the old tank for that hands free experience

[Jennifer Matchett · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well this was just as I expected and I enjoyed it a lot. Stories so short, you can finish them in one poop, although I read most of them off the toilet lol. Sometimes funny, sometimes disgusting, these were a perfect blend of the two, meshing into a fine collection fit for a frequent pooper who tires of mindless games to pass the time (and turds).

[Spike Creamer · Rating 4 out of 5]

This short story collection was a lot of fun. Just like the title says, you can easily finish up one in the time it takes for a shitting. Benetti has a great blend of humor and gross out moments that will appeal to the most diehard horror fans. I look forward to every new release he pumps out.

[Nat Whiston · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, it's been a while since I laughed that hard, plus the toilet dedication already had me giggling. Kicking the collection off with Breakfast. Which made me lose mine ironically, mostly because I choked on it. That involved bowels flying as well as genitals and made me realise I was in for a hell of a ride. The Rideshare story had an excellent little twist as did Killows, plus the style of that story has an interesting structure and it's so creatively done. Fart Jars did make me cringe though, and the list of wears had me in stitches. A cautionary tale of being careful what you buy, especially if it's to indulge a fetish even I didn't know existed. By the way, don't google fart jar fetish you will need to wash your eyes after. Itchy, made me itch and recoil in horror but bloody hell what an imagination RJ has. I mean after Santa Muerte Claus I don't know why I was surprised, but yeah these stories were created by a twisted imagination. That has now become a bit of guilty pleasure for me, each story carrying its level of comedy. Night moves have to be the ones that visually won't leave my mind. Mostly for the image that RJ conjures up in regards to this incredibly pathetic excuse for a pervert trying to live his best life. Every short story from Pinata to penetration took the basic structure and made it something new and different for the reader. Which didn't make it the same as every other short story collection; it instead added a level of creativity. Showing that you can play around with how you want your story to look and also flow uniquely. Social Distancing was a nice change of pace but also yanked at my heartstrings big time. Considering what we've all been through the past two years with covid this one yanked the floor from under me.
Necro became another favourite of mine for the sheer depraved that turns this into a violent revenge story in a few quick snaps. RJ shows a great deal of versatility in this collection. He creeped me out with what seemed like the most mundane things, like Eyebrows. He managed to make my eyebrows unnerve me, but one thing he excels at in this collection. Is hitting home with certain topics, such as Financial Ruin. We've all been there feeling like we aren't worthy compared to others. He makes you think deeply about the subject of worth, so not only did he crack me up countless times. He also managed to consider some hard-hitting topics and make the reader analyse things from his point of view. As always he never disappoints and I can't wait to get through the Slappening.

[Lucille Bransfield · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is a sick, twisted, sickening bunch of shorts. In a weird way it was great. Met the author at Scares that Care AuthorCon. Will look for more of his books.

[Leon · Rating 5 out of 5]

For a toilet book, this was the shit!

[Marco Workman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Short stories to read in one shittin!!! hell my legs went numb as I couldn't put it down. hilariously well written gory, absurd, gross, and disgusting in all the best ways possible.