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Cop Ink: Donuts, Decapitation & Dumpster Sex. Real Calls That Will Make You Laugh, Cry & Gasp!

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The ride-along of your life is about to begin!From high-speed chases to dipshit pranks, Cop Ink shows you the wildest moments of real cops lives. These true stories, straight from the trenches, are strange, heartbreaking, and hilarious. But always unforgettable.

Just a few of the calls you’ll
• 8-year-old Marky is locked in a steel safe. He’s running out of air, no one knows the combination, and cutting it open might kill him.
• Things spiral out of control when a homeless man finds a couple having sex in a dumpster and decides to join in.
• A Christian movie night turns into a mass execution when two armed brothers storm the house.

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Veteran officer Duane Michaels delivers outrageous calls, raw emotion, and moments of dark humor straight from the streets. These are the stories cops usually only share with each other behind closed doors.

“Unbelievable. Hysterical. Incredibly moving.” — Sgt. Melvin T. Smith

248 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 15, 2025

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