IF YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM…. WE TRIED TO WARN YOU.Welcome to Arizona. It’s hot. It’s dusty, and it’s absolutely riddled with shapeshifters, sentient dildos, and vampire cult leaders with a taste for blood, drama, and anal.
When investigative journalist Brixton agrees to cover a story on a “peaceful spiritual commune” in the middle of nowhere, she expects sunburns, dry interviews, and maybe a cactus or two. What she doesn’t expect is a blood-soaked sex cult run by pale-skinned vampire royalty, or a pack of feral coyote shifters with glitter kinks.
Now she’s a willing offering. A peace treaty pawn. A cum coated journalist, in over her head (and loving every second of it) There’s garlic bread guillotines. Holy water balloons, and a dungeon tanning bed that doubles as something interesting...
This isn’t a love story, this is war fueled, monster fuck fest, with an edible hangover. Brixton made herself the main course.
Moony Luve is a tattooed, foul-mouthed, emo gamer girl writing filthy dark horror romance from the neon belly of Las Vegas. She’s been married for 15 years to her real-life possessive masked book boyfriend, @OperatorGoober a Marine-built mix of Simmons and Axel who lives by the “touch her and die” motto. She’s got two chaotic mermaid kids, a camera full of alt couples doing unspeakable things in the desert, and an Xbox kill count high enough to make fragile men cry. When she’s not photographing love or writing about obsession, she’s baked on the couch yelling at COD lobbies with her crew Roza, Goober, and Luke. Her body’s a shrine of tattoos to Marvel, her brain’s a Star Wars databank, and her favorite men are fictional, morally black, and usually covered in blood.
First off, I want to give a shout out to two of the greatest friends I have made and the best Call of Duty teammates I could ever ask for! Moony and Rose love you both so much you both are completely amazing and I am so glad that I’m able to call you all my friend! Bite me Shapeshifter is a completely different book that you will ever read. It belongs in its own genre of books because it is an erotic horror comedy. It’s one of those supposed to say when you start reading and you’re trying to take it seriously don’t take it seriously, it’s just a book that you can sit down laughing at every funny thing that is written in it. This book has vampires coyote Shapeshifters and one lucky redhead woman who gets attention from them all and did I mention the spice, also there is glitter so much of it 😂😂. This book will have you laughing to where you are crying there is so comedic moments in this book that you were I had to stop reading finish cry, laughing, and then pick it back up. There are parts that you will read that you have to stop, re-read, then re-read again just to make sure you got it 😂😂😂. It is such a fun and quick read!!! And everyone needs to experience it and have a great time!!!
If you’re not laughing, you’re not reading it right.
I read this high and I’m convinced this book is a magical vortex that pulled me through glitter storms, blood orgies, and cult drama all at once. The vampire king is so old he had dentures for fangs like a cranky grandpa trying to stay fierce but mostly just annoyed that his teeth keep slipping. The shapeshifters hump like their lives depend on it. And Calian, the sentient dildo is hands down the MVP of sass and attitude. I swear I developed an emotional attachment to him. Brixton, she has all the survival instincts of a soggy paper towel but somehow crashes headfirst into this wild circus and becomes the star player. There’s a garlic bread guillotine (yes really), a tanning bed that doubles as a torture device, and holy water balloons. These are definitely not your grandma’s party favors. I had to pause and appreciate the sheer insanity of it all. This book is filthy, feral and so ridiculously funny that I laughed till I cried (and almost choked on my pizza a couple times during the glitter knot scene). It’s like the lovechild of a paranormal soap opera, twilight and a frat party gone terribly, wonderfully wrong.
So, yes your girl had to read this book twice because I was high honestly the first time to the second time the only thing that changed was the intensity I felt from the story because my mind was like in woo hoo land. As always, your mental health matters to me, and if you have any issues with that, I would suggest reading the trigger list first as a warning.. next, I want you to buckle up put on your sunglasses and enjoy the mind and eye blinding ride of a story.
The plot of the story was something I’ve never heard in my entire entire life created, and it was one of the most amazing books I’ve ever read. I was extremely sad when it ended. I was like seriously you could’ve kept telling and that’s how I felt the entire way through and I still feel like you and the teams could make a full length story out of this.
And when someone tells you not to do something, this isn’t like mom and child and you’re gonna do it because mom said not to wear adults now please listen when people tell you don’t do it don’t do it. And that is exactly what she did. She looked, and you’ll read all about it when you get the book.
Alright besties. . . I don’t even know where to start because "Bite Me, Shapeshifter" by Moony Luve & Roza Lynne had me giggling, clutching my Kindle, and fanning myself all at the same time. This novella is pure chaos in the best way—think Twilight satire but with vampires, coyote shapeshifters, sentient shapeshifter, unapologetic gore, and enough glitter to make Edward jealous. 🩸✨
Yes, it’s erotic horror, but the comedic timing? Perfection. I legit giggled through the bloody, gory scenes (which, trust me, is not my usual reaction). The spice? HOT. The kind of hot where you pause to make sure no one’s reading over your shoulder. And because it’s Why Choose, the tension and heat never let up.
It may be short, but it’s packed with deliciously twisted fun. Read the trigger warnings, grab your glitter, and prepare for an unholy mix of seduction, satire, and sparkle.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🌶🌶🌶 I absolutely died laughing reading this fucking novella, I took the advice of Moony and got baked, paired with a fuzzy blanket and matching slippers, and had zero responsibilities the next day. I absolutely 10/10 HIGHly recommend doing just that. This book had my sides literally cramping from laughing so much, but I truly enjoyed reading this..it was exactly the palate cleanser that I was looking for. If you don't take yourself or life too seriously, enjoy dark humor, and a few Paranormal things (mainly vampires and shapeshifters) then you absolutely need to read this book (and it can be read sober for those who do not partake in the party favors). Please check the trigger warnings as this book does contain sensitive topics and explicit content and is intended for audiences over 18+ years old.
This was absolutely hilarious and that was definitely not what I was expecting. Shape shifters on mushrooms was one of the funniest things I've read and there so dedicated to tripping, lol. Brixton is a fucken champ. She has the king of vampires Casper. Him and the head was sick and I loved it. Then you have your shifters, 3 to be exact. Each and everyone of them had me laughing the entire time. The dildo, sparkling and vibrating and can talk to his bros. Shifting into famous people for money, that was great. Moony that was absolutely one of the funniest books I've read and I will forever read it again when I need to laugh cause that is how funny and good this book was. Short and hilarious.
If you want serious and you want plot and meaning, this is not the book for that. Now if you want unhinged, depraved, spice, (and glitter dildos), and to laugh so hard you’re afraid you’ll piss your pants, this is the one you want!
Please check your triggers because this one is out there and has some parts that might be triggering but if you’re good with those triggers, you’ll love it! Smoke you a little smoke and read this book, you won’t regret it, also sorry about your pants if you have a mom bladder (i warned you lol)! It’s a really quick read too, so that’s always a win in my book!
Ok people you have been warned this is not and I repeat this is not a serious book lol but it’s a hoot to read. This book contains so much unhinged, unbridled, unrestrained I don’t even need to go any further. This book was a TRIP. A freaking ride and I was absolutely FERAL for it all. I can't describe a single thing about this plot without giving something away. This book deserves to be consumed RAW and unwarned. Follow the recommendations from the authors for MAXIMUM IMPACT but I guarantee, no matter HOW you consume this, you will be sent far and wide. Add this to your TBR you won’t be disappointed I promise you that.
This was a TRIP. A freaking ride and I was FERAL for it all. I can't describe a single thing about this plot without giving something away.
This deserves to be consumed RAW and unwarned. Follow the recommendations from the authors for MAXIMUM IMPACT but I guarantee, no matter HOW you consume this, you will be sent far and wide.
You have been warned! This is not a serious book! But it was so much fun to read and I enjoyed every single page! And Brixton is ready to be what they need her to be! A peace treaty pawn. And boy oh boy did she take her job seriously! Sit back, relax, and prepare to read a book in its own genre and have a blast! I received an advance review copy at no cost and am leaving this review voluntarily. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
If you are looking for a monster smut read … here you go! This book is not meant to be serious but it is seriously fun and good. I enjoyed reading it and giggling.
This is best read with no hints - enter if you dare!!
If you love a monster smut of a time this novella is for you! And the authors are the amazing! Love you both!
this book...I cant say anything but daamnn I laughed soo hard at every chapter!!! the comparison with food and movies and items.. I didn't even feel like i was reading an erotic comedy!! I felt like i was reading a comedy book itself!!! it was such a different book and a whole different vibe from what ive read before!! it had an amazing storyline for a short book and the ending was sooo freaking hilarious..its soo unexpected and you wouldn't even see the end coming at all
This story was fucked up in the best ways. Moony and Roza are amazing writers and I can't wait to see what they team up for next!!!!! The warning at the beginning of this book don't ignore it, this story was the best chaos ever. Vampires and Coyotes will never be looked at the same by me again now.
This short book is WILD!? This was such a fun read!
There is no real reason, other than going on a crazy wild ride, to read this book. You will think you are having a stroke, or going crazy. But you aren’t.
This book was a very fun enjoyable story, and I hope you give it a try!
The tropes alone had me running to this one. What a fun, don't take me seriously, outrageous and spicy vibe this one had. Moony is also an auto buy for me and this book was no different. Pick up your favorite relaxing beverage and slip into something comfortable because this was a WILD ride of a book. Check the tropes alone if you don't believe me.
As always, Moony never disappoints with her books! I loved every single thing! And I’m sorry someone turns into what now? That part completely threw me for a loop in the best way possible! A short but super spicy book that will have you saying uh excuse me, what?
I don't even know where to start with this one! It was a fun read and had me cracking up at almost every page! I definitely did a spit take while reading a certain part. Good thing it was only water and easy to clean up. I absolutely loved this!
This book is best read when high! I laughed so much while reading this story. While it may be short, it's still packed with some old banter, 2000 vibes, glitter and a dildo we wish we all had!
This book had me giggling through the whole thing! This book is the most unserious, unhinged, random chaos fever dream read. I loved every second of it!
This book is for blood suckers and mortals alike that want a fun and filthy read full of debauchery and ridiculousness. From the comedically filthy minds (and I mean that in the best possible way) of Moony Luve and Roza Lynne, "Bite Me, Shapeshifter" is completely unhinged in the BEST way possible.
Brixton came for the cult exposé, but stayed for the glitter kink, sentient d!ld0s and a dungeon tanning bed. Welcome to Arizona. It’s hot, dusty, and absolutely crawling with monster fu{ker$, vampire drama and shapeshifter chaos.
If it’s a love story you’re after, this isn’t it. It’s a blood-slicked, garlic-bread-fueled monster orgy with holy water balloons, telepathic filth, feral shifters…and, where the F did the glitter come from?
There’s cult satire, blood play, mind-reading filth and yes… the d!ld0 talks back. If you’re looking for a horror-comedy erotica that’s spicy, gory, hilarious, and just plain feral with absolute polyamorous chaos, "Bite Me, Shapeshifter" delivers!
Does Brixton get her story? I guess you’ll need to read this one to find out!
Let me start off with saying I was crying laughing while reading this book. Moony & Roza yall are my kind of people! It started off with a journalist traveling to Arizona to get a story of a "cult", and ended up her being the offering to settle an ancient feud. Vampires & shapeshifters/coyotes in the desert together with a line drawn in the sand, literally! Brixton has no idea the world she walks into, but oh does she enjoy the ride. Talon, Calian & Anakin (Star Wars for the win, take me to the Dark Side