Santa's Baby: A Naughtier and Naughtier Standalone

Naughtier and Naughtier #5

by Jade West, John Hartley (Narrator), Emmy Robbins (Narrator)

I've made a fortune at The Agency—enacting clients' dirty proposals for money.

I've covered every fantasy you could possibly imagine. But after four years, I'm yearning for more, a bond with someone I can adore for real, not just in fantasy. In love.

I only went into Santa's grotto at the mall as a joke. I was laughing when I sat my curvy butt on his lap for a picture. Until I looked into his stunning grey eyes and saw something I shouldn't have. Someone I shouldn't have.

Because Santa isn't just Santa…he's the multi-millionaire owner of the entire mall. He's also my boss. A founder of the whole damn Agency I work for. I should run. Fast. Say goodbye, and make sure my career stays safe at all costs.

It's insane that I want Santa so bad that I can't stay away from him. Not for anything. And if I'm honest with myself, truly, I don't just want to be Santa's baby....

I want to have Santa's baby, too.

From the author of the notorious Christmas bestseller, The Naughty List, comes Santa's Baby. This title is included in the Naughtier and Naughtier series, but it is an interconnected standalone. You don't need to have listened to either The Naughty List or The Naughtier List to enjoy this novel.

Genres: Christmas, BDSM, Romance, Smut, Holiday, Erotica, Dark Romance

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Published September 9, 2025

About the author

Jade has increasingly little to say about herself as time goes on, other than the fact she is an author, but she’s plenty happy with this. Living in imaginary realities and having a legitimate excuse for it is really all she’s ever wanted.
Jade is as dirty as you’d expect from her novels, and talking smut makes her smile.
She lives in the Herefordshire countryside with a couple of hounds and a guy who’s able to cope with her inherent weirdness.
She has a red living room, decorated with far more zebra print than most people could bear, and fights a constant battle with her addiction to Coca-Cola.

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Reviews

[Brittany (Brit.tea.reads) · Rating 4 out of 5]

The filthy smut in this book made me blush, but I had such a good time reading it. Jade never disappoints! 😈🔥💦

[Jade West]

Santa's Baby is now LIVE!!!
I'm so excited for everyone to meet Creamgirl and Santa - he's one hell of a hot silver fox, and she's one hell of a character.
I'd be very happy to sit on Santa's lap any time of the year... that's for sure.

[cyd⭐️ · Rating 3 out of 5]

prediction! ↝ 4⭐️'s!!
final rating! ↝ 3⭐️'s!!
started ↝ 1-23-26 📖
finished ↝ 1-26-26 📖

a bit confused on how to rate this one, I definitely liked it, as of right now im thinking really highly of it but in the future I might change the rating a little bit!

the atmosphere was perfect (!) and kept me so locked in, I finished it so fast! although I don't really like when books have so many "he used to hold me like this.. NO! I shouldn't think about that now." moments, imo it just makes me so mad. I found myself enjoying the new relationships and new people!

a really quick paced, first person, dual pov interconnected standalone book for when you don't really know what to read!
Although! I know it's a standalone but I really recommend at least reading the first two before you get to this one, it spoils a little bit about who ends up in a relationship with who and stuff like that!

I found myself falling in love with Tiffany and Reuben, and got so so excited at the end of the book.

✧────✦.★: *.✦ .* :★.｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★ .✦ ────✧

𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗂-𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗌 ☻:
・ SPICY!
・ dual pov
・ age gap
・ confident fmc
・ taboo romance
・ boss x employee

𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 ☻:
curvy fmc!
tons of LGBTQ side characters!

[warhawke · Rating 3 out of 5]

Genre: Erotic Romance
Type: Standalone
POV: First Person - Dual
Rating:




Tiffany worked hard to earn her place as the Agency’s top entertainer. She started to craved much more in life especially after one of the founder Reuben Sinclair came into her life. But being together could jeopardize everything they’ve both built.



I was intrigued by Tiffany in previous books, but I didn’t connect with her as deeply as I hoped to here. I liked how Reuben carried himself differently professionally and behind closed door.

She’s sweating like she’s at an aerobics class, groaning and fighting against the fisty plastic cock like she’s giving birth.
Jesus fucking Christ. The thought almost makes me come my pants.

This book is probably the most wholesome by the author. The kink level felt mild for me with the exception of a few exciting scenes.

Santa’s Baby is a story of transformation and new beginning. It would appeal to readers who enjoy sexy holiday romance.





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[Lolina ⋆ · Rating 3 out of 5]

I feel like comparatively, I preferred the other books a lot more than this one- mainly because I preferred their characters and found the overall tone of their narrative/narration more enjoyable.

I felt detached from Tiff because we practically knew nothing of her. The fact that she was already such a pre-established character made it hard to connect with and understand her- she was just there? I feel like there wasn't really a buildup, and the tone was the same throughout the whole book. It just made it hard to connect with any of the characters (the H included).

However, this was still fun (and filthy) and I'm happy that Tiff got her happy ending.

[Peppa]

Okay, I have NO idea how to rate this book, it’s a whirlwind of filth, fascination and sheer “what did I just read?!” energy.

On one hand, this is basically 99% hardcore smut. I’m talking…a lot. The FMC gets fisted more times than I could count and honestly, I started wondering about the medical repercussions because HOW. The dirty talk sometimes tipped from hot into cringe and after a while, even I—a proud lover of spice—found myself skimming.

But here’s the thing…I couldn’t stop reading.
The sheer tabooness, the unapologetic filth, the “this should not be hot but somehow it is” vibes had me absolutely hooked. It’s like a literary car crash you can’t look away from.

Rating: ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Honestly? Anywhere from 1 to 5 stars depending on the chapter.

[Kiki · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a crazy filthy read 😅

[Daniela Harris · Rating 3 out of 5]

Age Gap
Santa Kink
Forbidden Romance
Boss/Employee
Səx Worker

🌶🌶🌶🌶 / 5

⭐️⭐️⭐️.5

[Norma · Rating 4 out of 5]

Absolutely loved creamgirl and santas story. Love me a good silver fox mmc and it was nice to get more of a backstory for creamgirl! The smut was top tier as always!

[Larareads · Rating 3 out of 5]

Definitely did not enjoy this as much as the other books in the series.
Tiffany was annoying most of the time and I didn't feel anything for Santa.

[alessia · Rating 2 out of 5]

kinda conflicted for this one. not sure if i liked it

[Sheri Maxwell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Book Review: Santa’s Baby by Jade West
⭐️ 5/5, 🌶️ 5/5

This is the third book in Jade’s series about the naughty escapades that happen to those who are lucky enough to work for The Agency. This one centers on Tiffany, aka Cream. We know she is Josh’s BFF but not too much prior.

I love that she is plus sized and loves her curvy figure. She also is always booked to the max with all kinds of offers, so the men also clearly love paying her to do what she does… and she truly loves doing it too. After 4 years though, she is realizing she wants more… and that is when she “officially” meets Santa! Yup, the Santa from the first book that Ella was lucky enough to have dinner with. I won’t spoil it from here, but I absolutely love them together!

Overall, I really enjoyed learning more about Tiffany and seeing her finally have a HEA with her Santa. I hope Jade keeps writing about these characters because it is just such a fun and naughty series perfect for the holiday season.

[Kira Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

In less then 12 hours I finished this book. Very spicy, creamy and filthy. Put a towel down (or not). Tiff and her story is heart warming and breaking. She deserves the world and santa delivered it. MUST READ!!!!

[Jessica Marie · Rating 3 out of 5]

I MADE A ROOKIE MISTAKE.

I saw someone post a book rec for Santa’s Baby in a Facebook group. The cover photo looked like a daddy and I love me a daddy, so without further ado, I added it to my Kindle.

Some of my favorite daddies are Pike (Birthday Girl) and Emerson Grant (Praise).

However, I’m fairly new to the smut life and mostly a dark romantasy reader.

Girrrrrl (and boyyyy) let me tell you, this book is FILTHY. I mean, dirtier than the dirtiest corn I’ve ever watched.

It gets better.

I went to a book club meetup (mind you this is your average book club (no smut in sight)) and I showed a girl (who disclosed that she too lives that smut life) the Santa’s Baby book. I hadn’t read it yet and I didn’t know this girl very well.

I start reading said book and it gets dirtier and dirtier and I’m like oh my god, I gotta warn her. Like what if she’s not this hardcore?! Hell I’m not even sure if I’m this hardcore, but it’s like a trainwreck and I can’t stop reading!

I reach out to her to let her know, hey this book may be a little over the top for you (‘cause it was for me) and she says “OMG, I recommended it to a client today!” We both crack up over this and she calls her client to warn her, as well, but the client says “Now I’m curious, so I have to read it!”

The best answer!

[CC · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75★


Tiffany is at the top of her game as Creamgirl but after four years with the Agency, she can’t shake some feelings from her past. As a multi-millionaire and Agency founder, Reuben Sinclair is generous with his time as Santa and with one particular entertainer.

“Because without the superpower of my sex prowess being my ace card, what do I have to fall back on? What do I have to keep me safe?”

Narrated in dual POV, the story merges Tiffany’s vulnerabilities and Creamgirl’s kinky desires. From previous books, I had a concept of Tiffany, but it proved to be quite different than expected. What I liked about Tiffany is that she doesn’t make any apologies for what she likes. When it comes to Reuben, he is an alpha and a dirty one at that. Together, they are a match when it comes to kink. However, I didn’t feel their connection otherwise because it seemed fast. That said, I was happy to read more about Agency players and learned about a new kink.

Santa’s Baby is about healing old wounds. This book may appeal to those seeking a holiday read with some kinky filthiness.


*An ARC was provided for a review.*


*This was a (F)BR with Twinsie Hawkey*


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[Lyla · Rating 3 out of 5]

Predictable, but cute story. Glad they got their HEA.

[Zoe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, what can I say? Jade has done it again with another filthy instalment of The Naughty List Series and it doesn’t disappoint! It has you from the first chapter, and doesn’t let you out of its claws because you just want more at the end! Getting to know more about Creamgirl and how she became who she is, you want her to get her HEA and will go down fighting hoping she gets it. I was given this as an ARC but would have read and reviewed highly regardless because I loved the first two books, though this one now has the top spot for me.

[Courtenay (ceelovesbooks) · Rating 5 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️


What words are there to describe Jade West books? If you’ve read or heard anything about her writing you know it is absolutely deliciously filthy, pushes every boundary of what you find comfortable, and delivers super sweet HEAs that make you forget the road you took to get there. This book was PHENOMENAL. And quite possibly the dirtiest book I’ve ever read. 🤭

We know Creamgirl AKA Tiffany from The Naughty List, and being the best girl in the biz. She’s the hardcorest of the hardcorers. She’s down for anything, anytime. Any place, for a price of course. 😌

Cream knows the minute she sits on Santa’s lap, that she knows him very intimately. But, she’s always been hooded. She’s never seen his face, but she knows he’s her boss, and that he is FORBIDDEN.

These two start up a wild, secret, forbidden relationship, and Tiff (AND Reuben) can’t help but fall in love, and want more of each other. Tiff might be done with the business, and Reuben just wants her. No matter the cost.

This book was DEPRAVED. DELICIOUS. SO YUMMY. The writing kept me wanting to read, and I basically didn’t put it down for 2 days. I became obsessed with Tiff, both as herself and as Creamgirl. I became obsessed with Reuben, both as Santa, and User 5639. IM JUST OBSESSED. Period.

I love them so much, and I’ll be thinking of the two and their perfect HEA for years to come. Be prepared for lots of 👊🏻🤜🏻-ing, a fun kitty cat scene, and lots of 💦. I warned you.

Gimme all the Jade West, all the time. Thank you.

[Tasha Hoadley · Rating 1 out of 5]

I actually hate to sat this but Jade fell so flat with this one. I didn't feel the relationship between the MCs, no honest conversations and it all felt very rushed. sad times as I enjoyed the first 2 books, but this was just a nope. I felt the only thing that was super focused on was Tiff's weight, which i hate in a book.

[T Rojo]

DNF at 35%
Ugh idk it was just grossing me out I’m over the whole “agency” storyline and Tiffany was cocky and annoying.

[Shannon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Kindle Unlimited: Yes
Stand-alone: Yes**
Author: Jade West
Rating: 5/5 ⭐️
Spiciness Rating: 5/5 🌶
POV: First Person Dual Perspective
Main Couple: Reuben and Tiffany
Trope(s): Age-gap, Forbidden, Dirty Proposals- Smut Filled Pages

This title is included in the Naughtier and Naughtier series. It is an interconnected standalone to The Naughty List and The Naughtier List featuring the Agencies other Hardcorers Ella and Josh. You do not have to read them to enjoy this novel, but I would highly recommend it. If you have, you know Creamgirl, and will fall in love beside her during the holiday season with the perfect Santa of her own. If you have read Jade West, you know her writing, so you know to expect all the smut and spiciness you can handle and then some. If you have not read Jade West- go in eyes wide open because she will break every boundary you have and then some.

Tiffany, aka Creamgirl, has been with The Agency for four years. Earning her way up the ladder of performers as a Top Earner and Hardcorer with all the Five Star Reviews. After having her heart shattered she dove in deep as a performer. And, now all these years later, all these filthy proposals, reviews Tiffany is wondering if there could be more to her life. A trip to the mall, a visit to Santa, and a seat on his lap throw her well crafted world upside down.

Reuben Sinclair, one of the founders of the Agency, millionaire, business owner, and the resident Santa. Divorced years ago, living his single life as one of the founders of the lucrative Agency and all the benefits that come with it. A sadist who loves degrading, and utter filth. And, the only man to ever put Creamgirl’s safe word on the tip of her tongue.

Their meeting at the grotto is Creamgirl’s first time laying eyes on him despite being very well acquainted with his sexual desires. But, for Reuben, she has been his dream girl for years.

Their interactions, besides her being requested by the founders as a whole, is forbidden.

But, Reuben sends a proposal anyway. Tiffany accepts it.

Changing the trajectory of both their life paths.

Christmas wishes do come true.

[Trinity]

ARC Review
DNF @ 51%

I don't think I've ever DNF'ed an ARC but here we are.

This book is not terrible by any means but I did find it boring. I think this is a classic case of too much of a good thing. I liked The Naughty List (review) and wasn't really a fan of The Naughtier List (review).

Like Ella in the previous book, it felt cringey how desperate Tiff (FMC) came across. There was also no chemistry between the MCs and their obsession with each other felt random.

The use of “meaty + pussy / fingers / cunt / dicks / cocks / slit / whore” is genuinely foul. Jade obvs excels at writing filth but I do wish it was less… crude because it quickly becomes cringeworthy. Like Ella, I feel like Tiff is giving pick me, choose me, I'm the whoreist whore of them all and it’s… cringey and can sometimes feel kinda embarrassing. The second hand embarrassment was too much for me lmao.

so far...
TW - pregnancy incl past trauma around this topic and other pregnant characters, alcohol consumption, difficult upbringing (mentioned)

CW - restraints, sex work, degradation, DP, DAP, DVP, fisting, public play, CNC, humiliation, piss play, toys, voyeurism, edging, forced orgasms, pet play, Daddy, glory holes

Rep - plus size FMC, queer rep scs

[💜VGreedyReader🖤 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Although I’m not a fan of Christmas stories, I traditionally read one unconventional Christmas themed book. I usually pick something that matches all the red with some black.

This year I picked something with a kinky vibe, needless to say I went to the very best, only the Queen of smut can deliver a story worthy of this title.

Santa’s Baby paints a whole new vibe of celebratory mood, get ready to be drenched (no pun intended) in glittery festivities. Jade West is in top shape as she gifts us with this very special treat! I was so captivated by this special mood I’m truly tempted to read more from the Naughty List!

Besides some jolly good stuff, every time I read a Jade West story, all my biology and physics laws fly out of the window, and as a very rational person I rejoice in giving my over working brain a rest 🤭 I also enjoy picturing myself in an alternative life to be unaffected by the limits my body forces on me 😛

If you need a break form the pressure the festivities bring your way, by all means indulge in this naughty tale, you won’t regret having your mind soaked by pleasure 😉

[Marie Meow Meow · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved The Naughty List and the Naughtier List so much. Like, so so much. I was thrilled when I heard Creamgirl was getting her very own book. The hardest of the hardcorers was going to let us in on her world. I always found her to be somewhat sad and mysterious, so I was stoked to see what was going on with her.

Well. She's filthy and fun. She certainly is a hardcorer, that's for sure. And she loves it. I personally love the fact that she is plus size and she loves her curves and loves her body. I am plus size and struggle with it but she had all the confidence in the world and good for her.

Her proposals were insane. They went from fun and silly (meow) to wild and out of control (glory hole). And everything else you can think of. I love Jade West and what she comes up with.

Then there is Santa. I don't really want to say much about him and give too much away. I just want to say that I would sit on his lap and let him do just about anything to me too. Well, maybe not. He does A LOT of stuff to Tiffany in this book that is on my red list lol.

Highly recommend this one. It's crazy kinky fun with a heart.

[SmutMistress · Rating 5 out of 5]

My Review:
5 ⭐️ 4.5 🌶️

If curvy queens, silver fox Santas, and enough steam to melt the North Pole are your vibe, buckle up. Tiffany, aka “Creamgirl,” is bold, beautiful, and unapologetically naughty—perfect for Reuben, the mall-owning Santa Daddy with a filthy streak wider than his bank account. Their chemistry? Ho, ho, holy smokes.

This isn’t just a spicy holiday romp; it’s a love story between two broken misfits who find healing in each other (and on every available surface). Tiffany’s confidence shines, and Reuben’s devotion to her is as swoon-worthy as it is scandalous. Pregnancy tropes usually make me cringe, but this one hit like Christmas magic.

Jade West serves up filth with a side of feels, blending dirty play with a sweet happily-ever-after. Forget sugar and spice—this book is all spice, all the time.

[Katelynn · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is definitely more a 4.5 for me as it packs the steamy and vulnerability in one fantastic package. Tiffany is not my usual cup of tea but I found myself empathizing with her losses and fears. Though her job and escape may be a bit more unconventional, her passion clearly comes through and she's found some peace. Then you have Reuben the older silver fox that is forbidden fruit. I thoroughly enjoyed his dominant nature and why he's off limits to Tiffany. I love that these two challenge each other and Reuben in particular, pulls the genuine Tiffany out instead of her alter ego. These two are a complimentary pair, both inside and outside of the bedroom.

[✨ Just Another Bookwyrm ✨ · Rating 3 out of 5]

I REALLY disliked the female narrator. She talked too fast and had the most annoying, unflattering accent 🥴

I still can’t quite fully get on bored with this series though as I actually feel like there’s TOO much filth in these books and it’s annoyingly irreverent while doing so.

This one had a bit more plot than Ella’s books, and it was really cool to get more backstory on Tiffany and “Mall Santa”!

[Amelia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy heck!

If Jade West writes a book, you can bet your sweet derriere I'm going to it.

I was given Santa's Baby as an ARC in exchange for an honest review :)

Jade has mashed it out the ball.park with this Christmas smutty proposal read.

I loved that we got to know more about Tiff aka Cream Girl.
After such a devastating loss it was nice to know she got her HEA

Tiffs and Reuben's chemistry was off the charts, with new "moves" that Jade has written in before.

Jade is my OG smut Queen, I adore her and her imagination!

Happy Christmas ;)

[Carly · Rating 2 out of 5]

I really wish these books would revisit the formula the The Naughty List had. That book is peak 'smut is the plot' type of book. The sequels have tried, but the half-baked plots just don't do it for me.

[Sandra R · Rating 2 out of 5]

Oh dear - I was expecting something like this but... 😯 As usual I enjoyed some parts, cringed at others, covered my eyes - thus skimming other sections. I still love Jade's writing, even if I didn't like Tiffany. Loved the last chapter.