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Sigmoid Colon
Ancient philosophies and defecating animals collide in this handbook for living. Poetry for the metaphysically damaged, more asinine than absurd.
49 pages, Paperback
First published October 20, 2014
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December 24, 2014
Who is Justin A. Mank? What I can tell you his wisdom can be taken for granted, but if you come across such a moment where the wisdom can be used. Then my god, what have you gotten yourself into?
*The Dying Man*
The warm calzone
is like the dying man.
Soft, yet slightly burnt
around the edges.
It emits a distinct aroma,
and last only
until the sun goes down.
Other interesting pieces in this book:
-The Family
-The Public Place (I feel your pain, can actually take this piece of advise/wisdom into consideration.)
-The Shrugging Man
Read at your own risk, some may find this cruel and disturbing language. More like a bathroom reader, its where a lot of the wisdom evolves around.
*The Dying Man*
The warm calzone
is like the dying man.
Soft, yet slightly burnt
around the edges.
It emits a distinct aroma,
and last only
until the sun goes down.
Other interesting pieces in this book:
-The Family
-The Public Place (I feel your pain, can actually take this piece of advise/wisdom into consideration.)
-The Shrugging Man
Read at your own risk, some may find this cruel and disturbing language. More like a bathroom reader, its where a lot of the wisdom evolves around.
December 26, 2014
Brilliant and funny. Provocative and wise.
February 10, 2017
This scatological and salacious collection of thoughts should be put into fortune cookies. Really good fortune cookies, to be opened after dining.
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