"Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be doing this!"
Shy, but beautiful Emily is absolutely beside herself when her husband Luke's hot friend from university in Italy - tall, dark and handsome Marcello - comes to visit them in the States. The trio venturing out for a weekend of camping in the Rocky Mountains proves to be more of an adventure than she has ever had.
Believing she had been successfully keeping her lusty desires for Marcello to herself, Emily is pleasantly astonished when Luke surprises her by fulfilling her secret fantasy of being taken by two men simultaneously. After willing herself to relax, Emily experiences a titillating sense of loss of inhibition, allowing the unbelievable pleasure to overtake her, leading to the hottest night of her life!
What more could a nice girl hope for? And now, she finds herself hoping for so much more…
Other Books in the Couples & Lovers Series:
Double the Pleasure Two Girls for his Birthday
*** Warning: Contains Explicit Sexual Content. HOT MFM Scenes. Intended Only for Readers over the Age of Eighteen Years!
Anastasia Rose lives in Boulder, Colorado, USA with her loving and supportive husband, two rambunctious little boys and numerous pets. When Anastasia married her college sweetheart and the love of her life, she found that their incredible sex life inspired her to pen naughty stories. With her husband's encouragement, she finally said 'what the hell' and published her first story, Double the Pleasure on Amazon just to see what would happen. Within months she was amazed at the sales, and shortly after its publication, Double the Pleasure soared into Amazon's Top 100 in Erotica in the US, as well as the UK! Anastasia has never looked back and now devotes as much of her time to writing as life will allow. She is an award winning author of paranormal erotic romance under another pen name. You can connect with her on Facebook under "Anastasia Rose Author".
I'm pretty sure this little novelette was going for erotica and not comedy but damn if it wasn't the height of hilarity. It's never good when the person reading an 'erotic' sex scene laughs so hard she chokes on her own saliva. Oh yes, that happened.
Aside from the just terrible writing, frequent tense and POV shifts, and a mid-internal dialogue character shift from an apparently normal woman to some harlequin countess speaking in flowery proclamations while being given the business, the little gems of nonsensical internal imagery will leave this book in my head for some time to come. Not in a good way.
Let's look at some of these funny little gems shall we:
"Abruptly, I became immensely greedy, envisioning being surrounded by cocks, worshipping them, and they worshipping me."
"I throbbed with intense hunger as I felt Marcello press his bulbous head against my vulva and rubbing it back and and forth along my labia as if gaining approval to enter a secret club."
"I rapidly became even more aroused at being awarded this souvenir (this souvenir being the taste of her own cream on his dick - just want to clarify) from the event of a novel cock having just been buried deep in my pussy and fucking it so marvelously!" (Yes, there was an actual exclamation point at the end of this long sentence. I can just picture her shouting the whole thing for further emphasis)
I'm definitely not going to read anything else by this author but who knows cause judging by the crap I've been reading lately I am determined to read every horribly written menage story ever written.