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A Pathfinders Lake Romance

The Trailer Park Twink

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Despite what Dallas Johnson might think, I’m not doing any of this for the fans. I don’t care about their monthly subscription fees or the tips they leave when they think I’ve been a good boy. The only reason I signed up for this stupid site is because I knew it would drive Daddy crazy with jealousy. That’s why I wait until I know he’s clocked out for lunch before starting my daily live streams.

Every day, Daddy checks my online status. Every day, he calls to scold me, demanding I deactivate my account, knowing exactly what I’m doing on the other end of the phone. Every day, he hears me whine and whimper, coming out of my skin as he guides me toward glory with his gentle tone. He’s been the soundtrack to my solo sessions for months, and now my mother is trying to take that away. Admittedly, I’m trying to break up their marriage, so I understand the resentment, I simply don’t care.

Somewhere along the way, she must’ve lost her meth-fueled mind, because she seems to believe that ousting me from the family vacation we’ve been planning for months will somehow reignite a spark in their marriage that never existed. We both know where Daddy’s loyalty lies, and if she thinks I’m going down without a fight, she’s clearly underestimated her opponent.

I’m the trailer park twink, and I’m not afraid of getting a little trashy.

The Trailer Park Twink is a slightly unhinged, positively deranged RomCom. It is part of the Pathfinders Lake multi-author series that features forbidden romance. Each book can be read as a standalone but is better enjoyed as a series.



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Lance Lansdale

14 books226 followers
Lance Lansdale is the author of F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy. He's a sucker for gay romance and devours far more audiobooks than one ought. Texan by blood (Louisianan by circumstance), his stories take place in small towns with quirky side characters.

You can also see his nipples on Instagram. @Lancetastik

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Profile Image for Kati *☆・゚.
1,461 reviews815 followers
February 15, 2026
2** stars
dropped @55%


Okay, I yield.
The amount of slow blinking I did, dayummm. I wanted to dnf like a thousand times before because it’s so ridiculously dumb and OTT but I couldn’t. Couldn’t stop reading. *lmaoooo It was filthy and depraved and I was somehow captivated even tho neither of the MCs were even remotely appealing to me. But this just got too much.

I can’t even begin to list all the things that were too fucked up to work for me, so I don’t

And I also can’t in good conscience recommend this book to anyone. It was hot as fuck, sure. Still.



⇢ mid-reading thoughts:

No one. And I mean NO ONE is as oblivious as Dallas. No, no, don’t tell me I’m wrong. I’m sure of it!

And it’s not even in terms of someone else’s feelings or behavior but in terms of perception of his own behavior. This is freaking wild!!


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The Core Four Series

Book 1 - The Trailer Park Twink -
Book 2 - The Clairvoyant Camboy
Profile Image for martina (the life of a chaotic reader).
861 reviews529 followers
August 20, 2025
this is the PERFECT amount of nonsense and ridiculousness wrapped up in a freaky package with a glittery pink bow.

and i’m not joking. austin literally calls dallas “dad” sometimes.
how does it work? fuck if i know, but i had so much fun reading this.

ps if you decide to read this, turn your brain off and just go with the crazy vibes
Profile Image for Sjoukje.
595 reviews1 follower
August 17, 2025
This book is both very fun and equally ridiculous. A lot of funny situations but also so much ridiculous whining. Don’t need to read it again and don’t think I recommend. Not really anyway 🤣 Or maybe for anyone who is into (sort of) taboo, loves toxic shit mothers and way, way over the top characters.

Btw: who is the guy on the cover? It’s not the twink! And definitely not his daddy 🤣🤣🤣
Profile Image for Kat_MM_Reader.
213 reviews21 followers
August 23, 2025
This book was hot and hilarious. I’m so excited to read about the rest of core four.
Profile Image for Molly Otto.
1,691 reviews36 followers
August 2, 2025
Lance is one of those authors when you pick up one of his stories. You know who is writing it. He is unapologetically open about writing stabby twinks who will do anything and everything to have the daddy of their dreams. Austin has been in love with Dallas since he was a teen. It's too bad Dallas didn't see it and ended up marrying his mama instead. Despite all that, the two build a relationship that no one can break. When Dallas sees the light of the truth, he gets Austin out of that situation. The side characters were great in their own version of support. Yes, they may be chaotic, but dang, do they love big and hard. Their trip to Pathfinders Lake is the beginning of their time together, leading to making the right choices of having something more and bigger for their future. Get ready for a wild ride from start to finish of this unapologetic boy getting his daddy.

I’m voluntarily reviewing from an advanced copy that I received. My review is solely based on my thoughts and opinions.
1,690 reviews76 followers
August 17, 2025
story of Austin and Dallas

This is a step-dad x step-son age gap taboo romance, featuring Austin and Dallas, and is book four in the Pathfinders Lake multi-author series.

Austin’s only reason for joining a subscription site is to make his step-dad jealous, turning their daily scolding calls into something far more intimate. When his mother tries to ban him from the family vacation to save her marriage, he’s ready to fight dirty to get Dallas.

You need to read this book and then you too can fully appreciate the brilliant writing style of Lance Lansdale. This book is seriously funny, chaotic and so so so unhinged. I FRIGGING LOVED IT. So many times I had to reread chapters to fully absorb it. Austin and Dallas have this amazing connection, even though Dallas is married to Austin’s mum. I loved how oblivious Dallas was to his own feelings and so much happens in this book.

The secondary characters are a group of mixed-up misfits - they are all codependent and have no boundaries - IT’S THE BEST.

Things to expect in this book are:
Book 4
Multi-author series
MM taboo romance
Step-dad x step-son
Size difference
Age gap
Camboy
Hurt / Comfort
POS mother
Road trip
Bi awakening
Spicy times
Self sucking
Daddy/good boy
Matching tattoos
Found family
Seriously hilarious
HEA
Profile Image for Michaela | bumblebeeslibrary.
254 reviews44 followers
May 27, 2026
The Trailer Park Twink, core four book 1

OMG, this book is a completely over the top, unhinged, queer rom com, that has all the wrong things that make it that much more amusing and unputdownable.

MMC Austin has been obsessively in love with his now step-dad since he was a teen, both living in the same trailer park. Unfortunately for Austin, his mom got to Dallas Johnson first, but that minor detail will not stop Austen from getting his shot with Daddy.

In an extremely humorous and slightly disturbing series of events, this incest-adjacent love affair is the most insane rom-com I have read yet. Austin literally has an OnlyFans page, simply to make his Daddy angry, in the hopes he will also actually watch it. And can we talk about how a 22 year old calls his step dad Daddy? Dallas and Austin's relationship doesn't even border on wrong, it is just that, wrong, which made the entire story that much better. Talk about a forbidden romance!

I absolutely love the core four, a group of manly men, who all are, or are completely accepting of, any form of love. Austin is even nervous to hang out with them initially, but soon learns they are very open in their views.

And the prison scene!! I loved, loved, loved the image of "Pretty Boy Prison" an entire queer prison unit. Austin gets a huge surprise when he finds out a secret the prisoners have that relates to him.

There are so many things in this story that will have your jaw dropping, but also make you laugh with the complete insanity of it, and just make you want to read more. I loved this story for so many reason, especially because of how naughty it was!

Some fav quotes:
"I don’t have an excuse for my present-day behavior, other than I’m hopelessly, madly, recklessly in love with my stepfather, and I’ve lost every ounce of self-control."

"It would be nice if you’d show the same amount of initiative as you do with seducing your dad.” “Stepdad,” I remind him, but who am I kidding? Dallas could be my full-blooded father, and I’d still be down to ride the D. My moral compass is long past busted, and I’m done apologizing for my disgraceful kinks."

"A room filled with big, sexy men . . . and little old me. On second thought, maybe this is a fantastic idea."

"I stare at his crack like I’m studying scripture, wanting to dip my finger between his crevice and touch the place I’ve only ever dreamed of touching. Would he let me?"

"I bet he’d feel good too. Tighter than any hole I’ve ever plundered before."

"The road it took to get us here has been paved with depraved intentions, but as I stare at Aussie sashaying my way, I realize I’m just as depraved as him..."
Profile Image for Kit (kit.reads.romance).
190 reviews35 followers
August 3, 2025
Another brilliant, laugh out loud romcom from Lance! Learn from my mistakes people, don't drink and read with this one because you never know when the next laugh is coming and there are only so many times you can spit out your drink before people start looking at you funny.

Austin is hilariously sassy and unhinged just like all the best Murder Daddy MCs, but he is also so sweet with his Daddy and I loved his whole personality. He is so gone for Dallas and will do anything to get him - with incredibly spicy consequences!

Dallas is an absolute marshmallow of a man, truly a cinnamon roll Daddy. Until someone looks at his boy, that is, and then his dramatic, slightly murdery side emerges! He is like Brody from Murder Daddies 1 and Nate from Murder Daddies 3 rolled into one and I adored him. Austin is his whole world and he is happiest when he is making his boy happy. Which may or may not involve a lot of Os.

As always there is an amazing cast of side characters so expect all the banter and be ready to hope for each of them to get their HEA too in future books! Not that I'm hinting that I need that or anything.

The spice is top quality, and you can expect to enjoy camboy hijinks and self sucking shenanigans as this stepfather and son duo find their footing together. Plus, get ready for some dirty talk that will set the page alight!

I thoroughly recommend this to anyone who loves Daddy kink, taboo, romcoms, or touch them and die vibes. I can't wait to get this book on my shelves!

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
Profile Image for Samantha Fox.
357 reviews2 followers
July 18, 2025
I would like to thank the author for providing me with an advanced reader copy of this amazing book!

I honestly feel like a broken record every time I do a review for one of Lances’s books, because I am always gushing about how much I loved it.. if you were expecting anything different this time you would be highly mistaken.

This was such a fun read. Austin, much like all of the other deliciously chaotic twinks Lance has brought to life is absolutely and shamelessly unhinged and I cannot love him more for it. Austin’s story has long been awaited by anyone who has heard him mentioned in previous books by Lance, we even got to get a glimpse of him and Dallas and the end of Slay the Gay Away. Austin has not had an easy life, his mother had made sure of that, this is further cemented by her marrying the man he has been obsessing over for years. Dallas has adored Austin for years, while he believe his love for him is familial anyone with properly working eyes would be able to see a mile away that the Love he has for is boy runs a lot more deeper than he is willing to consider. The way that Dallas responds to Austin’s outlandish behaviors and goes out of his way to take care of him.. in more ways than one is enduring.

Don’t want to make to many comments about all the shenanigans these two get into but I can say that they are on brand for the kind of chaos I have come to expect from this author. The way that Lance is able to tackle a serious situation like Austins home life and put into a a sweet and enduring story without making a joke of the situation itself never ceases to amaze me.

The side characters in this one are phenomenal Bubba and Ezra on their own are fun to read but when they are together in one another orbit they are downright comical. I cannot wait to see what is in store for those two in the future.

While all of Lance’s books can be read as standalone characters from pervious books are always mentions or gets cameras of some sort. Every single one oof his books are worth reading, this one included.
Profile Image for Courtney Cox.
186 reviews3 followers
August 8, 2025
Another hit for Lance with the trailer park twink, loved Aussie and his clear obsession with Dallas, their relationship is completely codependent and I am here for it.
The progression of their relationship was spicy and hilarious, soo much heat and possessiveness that you can always expect from a Lance Lansdale book

I received an arc copy to review
Profile Image for Barbara.
401 reviews26 followers
August 18, 2025
Co ja właśnie przeczytałam... Sama nie mogę wyjść z podziwu, że udało mi się skończyć tę książkę. Ale kupiłam ją w pełnej cenie, a samo czytanie było jak obserwacja katastrofy pociągu - wiesz, że będzie źle, ale nie możesz odwrócić wzroku.

I tak przeczytałam opis, przeczytałam tropy, i stwierdziłam, że to może być to. Jednak poziom humoru, jaki został tutaj zawarty, był tak żenujący, że aż nie mogłam w to uwierzyć. Początek jeszcze się bronił, ale później mam wrażenie, że autor chyba nie tworzył tego "dzieła" na trzeźwo, bo ani humoru, ani sensu, ani nawet przyjemności językowej (nie mówiąc już o marnych spicy scenach) w nim nie uświadczymy.

A i złote myśli o tolerancji i akceptacji wypowiadane w ten sposób, brzmiały raczej prześmiewczo niż szczerze.

I nadal się zastanawiam, czy dać dwie, czy jedną gwiazdkę. Jeszcze o tym pomyślę, a na razie usunę z czytnika inne książki tego autora, bo nie chcę nic więcej od niego czytać.
Profile Image for Debra  (Dragon Nanny) Phiri.
1,795 reviews22 followers
July 26, 2025
This book was cute, sweet and angsty when it came to a couple characters! Our main characters were good together and worked through their own issues! The friend group was off the charts with their own comedy and drama!

I really enjoyed how it all worked out for our MMC’s!

(I received an advanced reader copy of this book, it did not affect my opinion of this story)
Profile Image for Amanda Large.
187 reviews4 followers
August 24, 2025
What.... did I just read? This was... something. Not a good something. It started off decent. I'll give it that. But as it continued, it just got worse. I got second-hand embarrassment reading this. Plus, what was that prison scene? I gave this 3 stars because I did finish it. Otherwise, I dont even know if I'd give it a 1 star. And that epilogue? I dont even know what to say about that. It was just cringe and weird, and no, thank you.

There was a lot of spice. More than a lot. So, there's that.

I don't recommend this book.
Profile Image for Ken Terp.
561 reviews12 followers
August 18, 2026
Ok look. I feel that authors should write the books that they want to write, and I think Lances books are far more creative and interesting than most books in this genre. However, if I got to wish for something, it would be that they follow are more traditional plot structure. For me, this was 5 stars up until around 60-70%. The couple expressed their love… then the last part completely lost the plot and was just a mish mash of different scenes and characters. Several of Lances books are like this. I think he could have kept us on the edge with the relationship, and the prison scene and move would still work (if he felt they absolutely needed to be a part of the story). Like hold on with the HEA until the end of the book! Otherwise it completely looses stream.

Ok, that said… most of this book was fucking awesome. Great spice and hilarious. I loved the whole pseudoincest kink 😂 That they both are named after Texan cities. Lol…

It pains me to not be able to rate this 5 stars!

Enjoyment (5) 4.5
Feelings (1) .75
Plot (1) .5 (because if the last 30%)
Setting (1) .75
Respectability/writing (1) .75 (I want a tighter story)
Characters (1) .75 (not much depth)

Total rating: 8
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Heidi H..
310 reviews10 followers
August 17, 2025
Anything Lance Lansdale writes is an automatic read for me. He's the most unhinged genius, and I mean that in every good way possible. His books never fail to pull me right in, make me laugh uncontrollably, and fill my heart with a beautiful message.

The Trailer Park Twink is Lance's newest addition to the shenanigans and it's chaotic perfection. Sweet Austin has had it bad for his step daddy, Dallas, long before Dallas ever knew he existed. But never fear, Aussie has found all sorts of ways to make sure he's the main character in Dallas' heart (even when D-bag didn't realize what all those feelings meant).

As always there is all manner of queer representation floating throughout this story like it's been shot out of a glitter canon. Add an extra shot of found family who stick with our MMCs like glitter in unexpected crevices, and Lance has created another winning story!

If you are ready to jump into a spicy, zany love story filled with naughty, sweet, fun, get this book!

Open door spice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ (5/5)
219 reviews
August 24, 2025
Lance Lansdale's stories always put me in the best mood! If I need a break from reality, I always know I can jump into one of his stories and be submersed in pure unhinged shenanigans!! His characters are always guaranteed to be over the top, and I love it! Dallas and Austin are stepfather/stepson who have always had a relationship that borders a bit on the taboo. Dallas will do anything for his "son" and Austin will do anything to gain his attention - even set up an Only Fans for his "Daddy". I really enjoyed their story, I am a sucker for possessive men, and Dallas is over the top possessive of Austin, but somehow it comes across super sweet. Like always, you will see the story veer into the usual antics seen in Lance's stories but I absolutely love it, his writing is so unique in this way, I feel like we rarely see much humor in our MM love stories. Whether you're a fan of Lance or just delving into his brand of story writing, I think anyone will absolutely love this story!
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574 reviews14 followers
August 28, 2025
Lance is back with his typical unhinged signature and debauchery with Trailer Park Twink. The focus is on Austin who has a crush on his step father Dallas and the trailer park they live in. There’s tons of hilarious and outlandish situations which bring for a fun and entertaining read. With all the craziness there’s also heart here which is refreshing and grounds the story. Listen, if there’s anything I’ve learned, and welcomed, is that books are great escapes and you just want to turn off your brain sometimes, this is one of them. Check this out for a fun taboo romance with dual pov, size difference and spice. Enjoy the ride!
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744 reviews12 followers
January 7, 2026
🩷 A Loving Daddy And His Unhinged Boy 🩷

"I don't have an excuse for my present-day behavior, other than I'm hopelessly, madly, recklessly in love with my stepfather, and I've lost every ounce of self-control."

"If anything, it makes my heart beat faster, because this man--this small, waifish little guy--is mine. My son. My buddy. My heart."

"All my life, it's like I've been living in a world without color. Then I found out how you felt, and I let myself feel it, and there are all these new shades I've never seen before."

This is my first book by this author and I loved it so much. This was a wild, unhinged, forbidden, and hilarious story. The banter, interactions, and inner monologues had me cackling a lot 🤣🤣. The spice in this was super hot and kinky 🔥🔥🔥. I loved the side characters. Everyone in this story just felt so wild and nuts in the best way.

This story follows Austin and Dallas. Austin has been secretly in love with his stepfather Dallas for many, many years. He would stalk him before he was even with his mother. Dallas considered Austin his son and would do anything for him. Those feelings changed for him once Austin was more vocal and physical with his seduction 🤣😏. He made an OF just to get his attention 😉. I despised the mother so much. She was such a horrible woman and mother. I wish more bad things came her way ugh. The jail scene was completely wild and out there. The ending of this was great. Seeing everyone move with them was priceless.

I loved the relationship between Dallas and Austin. It was very loving, sweet, intense, and kinky. The spice was delicious 🥵💦. I love how easily Dallas accepted his new love for his boy. The Daddy kink in this was everything and written so well 🔥🥵. I was so happy to finally see Austin get his Daddy and a happy ending! I'm excited for the next book and characters. Ezra seems just as unhinged and crazy as Austin 🤣. I can't wait for this love triangle to take a turn 😏.
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728 reviews16 followers
August 8, 2025
Thank you, Lance for my copy of The Trailer Park Twink. This is part of multi author series, A Pathfinders Lake Romance. The Trailer Park Twink focuses on Austin & his Stepfather Dallas. We were first introduced to them as part of Lance's Murd3r Daddy series. Though complete unhinged like most of Lance's books at the heart is a story of love and two men finding their HEA.

💖 StepDad
💖 Stepson
💖 Daddy
💖 Taboo
💖 Camboy
💖 Daddies flexible party trick 🍆💦
💖 Age Gap
💖 Matching Tattoos
💖 Dual POV
💖 Epilogue
2,584 reviews23 followers
August 15, 2025
In Lance's customary style, this book displays his type of humor and is a perfect reflection of his characters personalities. Austin and his step-daddy Dallas live in the trailer park with his addict Mom who is cruel to Austin. Austin saw his step-daddy first and called dibs but his mom stole his man. Austin is determined to get his man, even if it takes years - which it does. Dallas is pretty naive and not the sharpest tool but he does love Austin, realizing it's not just fatherly. It's a deeply, devoted, different love that any man could see, every man can see.
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2,443 reviews23 followers
August 16, 2025
Every time I read a book by this author, I spend a lot of it wondering just what I'm reading - it's completely unhinged and over the top - and entertaining right to the end. In any other story, the relationships between the characters wouldn't work like they do here. Austin and Dallas were clearly made for each other. Great addition to an interesting series.
I received a complimentary copy of this book and am happy to leave a voluntary review.
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469 reviews16 followers
August 17, 2025
rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
feelings: 🥰🥵😍🫠😡🤣🥹🤩😄

I had so much fun reading this book. Naughty Twink Austin and his Daddy Dallas are a wonderful couple. I love the dynamic between the two of them.

Dallas' coworkers and Austin's friends are a very exciting addition to the cast. I wish I could read how Ezra, Bubba and Johnny's story turns out!
Profile Image for Carly (carly_reads_queer).
268 reviews18 followers
August 22, 2025
Forbidden Hysterical Perfection!

Lance crafts another off the wall, laugh out loud funny, page turning, masterpiece steeped in scorching spice and dirty talk.

Austin is my new favorite delulu twink. And Dallas is the daddy we need but don’t deserve. Pair them with a plot just crazy enough to keep you locked in, mouths so filthy you’ll need a cold shower, and an addictive cast of support characters that bring a new meaning to found family, abd you have The Trailer Park Twink.

I couldn’t put it down. The smile never left my face, and I’ll never look at IHOP the same way again.

What you’ll get:
•Stepdad/Stepson
•Pining
•Age Gap
•Size difference
•Camming (for Daddy)
•Daddy kink
•Pseudo-c*st kink
•Bi Awakening
•IHOP Slander
•Alt uses for SPF 50
•Mild Stalking
•Found Family
•Addicted/Narcissistic Mother
•Dirty Talk
•Voyeurism
•Auto-F•llatio
Profile Image for May.
50 reviews
August 17, 2025
“My moral compass is long past busted, and I'm done apologizing for my disgraceful kinks.”

Another unhinged amazing book.
This is gay rights, living in the world as the boys see it. I love it and I’m ready for more!!!
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3,493 reviews27 followers
August 16, 2025
Austin & Dallas

This is another hilarious and spicy story from Lance Lansdale. It had me laughing out loud several times throughout. i enjoyed it.

I received an ARC and this is my unbiased opinion
127 reviews6 followers
July 23, 2026
4⭐️
4🌶️
REVIEW: Austin has been in love with Dallas since forever so his mother - the meth addicted vindictive bitch - marries him. Austin sets up an only fans account and 'accidentally' leaves the web page up on his stepdads computer. Dallas checks it every day on his lunch break to make sure Austin isn't online. 9 times out of 10 he is online so Dallas phones him to tell him off but ultimately ends up being a cheerleader while his stepson jerks off for his followers. When Dallas is invited to a get together at his bosses house with all his colleagues, he brings Austin along. It is utter chaos and totally hilarious and Dallas shows
"his boy" his party trick. Dallas and his wife are due to take a vacation and Dallas tells her he wants Austin to come, she looses her shit and slaps Dallas so he and Austin go alone. Chaos once again breaks out and it is utterly insane, hilarious and hot af!
This book is completely batshit bonkers! I spent so much of it confused and giggling. It's hilarious! The side characters are just brilliant.
This book was exactly what I needed, I really enjoyed
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Maki.
34 reviews
February 28, 2026
So good!

This book was positively unhinged and I couldn't put it down it was so good! Dallas and Austin are so adorable.
Profile Image for Makepeace.
464 reviews2 followers
May 10, 2026
As always, no spoilers.

Was this book ridiculously over the top?! Absolutely. Was it a silly fun time?! Fucking right it was. Gotta love a good slutty little Rom com with some “taboo” aspects. Here for it. Love the introduction of the core four. Loved how this all went down and daddy’s party trick 😂😂 can’t wait to see how fun Ezzys story is next.
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