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Almost Criminal
A disenchanted husband and wife. One reckless move. With a little luck, a tank full of gas, and an unexpected accomplice, they’ll go far in this funny and exhilarating novel about friendship, redemption, and reinvention on the run.
Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss.
But Oskar is far from the frail nursing home resident he’s portrayed as in the media. In fact, the spry and shrewd ex–petty criminal is in his element again, helping the anxious, middle-aged Bonnie and Clyde navigate an escape plan that turns a not-so-run-of-the-mill day absurdly on its head. The world is watching. The police give chase. And with every mile and exhilarating new day, Tina and Markus realize that leaving the conventional life behind for the thrilling unknown could be the best thing that ever happened.
As for Oskar, he has a destination and a lost love in mind—and surprises in store as a cross-country getaway becomes the adventure of a lifetime.
Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss.
But Oskar is far from the frail nursing home resident he’s portrayed as in the media. In fact, the spry and shrewd ex–petty criminal is in his element again, helping the anxious, middle-aged Bonnie and Clyde navigate an escape plan that turns a not-so-run-of-the-mill day absurdly on its head. The world is watching. The police give chase. And with every mile and exhilarating new day, Tina and Markus realize that leaving the conventional life behind for the thrilling unknown could be the best thing that ever happened.
As for Oskar, he has a destination and a lost love in mind—and surprises in store as a cross-country getaway becomes the adventure of a lifetime.
203 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 24, 2026
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March 24, 2026
(Rounded up from 4.5 stars)
This translated work of fiction is such a cozy and heartwarming read! When Markus spontaneously decides to rob a gas station in a desperate attempt to help with the mounting bills at home, he has no idea that his wife is in there. Her decision to jump in the getaway vehicle, an ambulance, sets both of them on an unforgettable and life changing journey, far away from the daily grind that has worn them both down and created distance in their marriage. Oskar, the octogenarian ‘kidnapping victim’, steals the show with his clever mind and ability to think on the spot. The resulting trio shows us the importance of second chances and friendship. I loved the ending! A fun, easy to read and truly enjoyable book! This is the story that will get you out of a reading slump or cheer you up on a bad day.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing and NetGalley for my copy.
This translated work of fiction is such a cozy and heartwarming read! When Markus spontaneously decides to rob a gas station in a desperate attempt to help with the mounting bills at home, he has no idea that his wife is in there. Her decision to jump in the getaway vehicle, an ambulance, sets both of them on an unforgettable and life changing journey, far away from the daily grind that has worn them both down and created distance in their marriage. Oskar, the octogenarian ‘kidnapping victim’, steals the show with his clever mind and ability to think on the spot. The resulting trio shows us the importance of second chances and friendship. I loved the ending! A fun, easy to read and truly enjoyable book! This is the story that will get you out of a reading slump or cheer you up on a bad day.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing and NetGalley for my copy.
April 29, 2026
Such a quick, great and funny read!!! Oskar was the true shining light in this book ❤️
March 16, 2026
Love love love! What a wonderfully funny and beautiful story about friendship and second chances in life. Yeh characters came to life on the pages for me, and I enjoyed every second of this book. An unlikely trio and their stories, this is a quick and very enjoyable read. I’d love to see it adapted as a film. Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for allowing me to read an ARC of this book.
January 9, 2026
Almost Criminal is a light, clever story about what happens when one bad decision turns into the best kind of adventure. It finds humor and heart in chaos, showing how letting go of the everyday grind can wake you up again and make you grateful for the little things in life that really matter. The chemistry between the main characters gives everything an extra spark. They’re partners in both minor crimes and discovery of themselves, and that’s what makes it such an enjoyable ride.
Almost Criminal is funny and full of charm — a reminder that sometimes making a mess is exactly what we need to feel alive again.
Almost Criminal is funny and full of charm — a reminder that sometimes making a mess is exactly what we need to feel alive again.
November 24, 2025
Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig is a funny, cozy novel. I loved it. The characters were endearing and you will love them. Oskar was my favorite. I read this in a couple hours. It's a quick read at 207 pages. It is scheduled for release March 24 2026. You definitely need to mark your calendar to get your copy.
Synopsis-" Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss."
Thank you Netgalley and Amazon crossing for my ARC in exchange for my honest review.
Don't forget to look for this book March 24 2026
Synopsis-" Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss."
Thank you Netgalley and Amazon crossing for my ARC in exchange for my honest review.
Don't forget to look for this book March 24 2026
March 26, 2026
This book is the literary equivalent of a chaotic road trip where nobody has a map but everyone has a secret. I absolutely loved the prose—it’s punchy and has that distinct, dry wit that often shines in translated fiction.
The pacing is fantastic; it starts as a slow roll and picks up speed until you’re essentially hurtling down the autobahn with the characters. Speaking of characters, the multi-generational dynamic is everything.
The banter between the older and younger generations was so sharp and heart-tugging at the same time. The setting moves beautifully, making the travel feel like an essential part of the plot rather than just a backdrop.
It’s "almost" a crime how much I enjoyed this.
The pacing is fantastic; it starts as a slow roll and picks up speed until you’re essentially hurtling down the autobahn with the characters. Speaking of characters, the multi-generational dynamic is everything.
The banter between the older and younger generations was so sharp and heart-tugging at the same time. The setting moves beautifully, making the travel feel like an essential part of the plot rather than just a backdrop.
It’s "almost" a crime how much I enjoyed this.
April 27, 2026
Thank you Netgalley and Brilliance Publishing for the ARC of this audiobook.
4.5 ⭐
Oh, this book was wonderful. Definitely not something I have read before and I found the 6 hours of the audiobook to not be long enough. I loved the found family within the book and thought the translation from German to English to be fantastic.
Oscar was definitely my favorite character!
I loved the narrator and thought her German accents to be absolutely authentic. I couldn't tell if she was German, with a great English accent or English with a great German accent.
4.5 ⭐
Oh, this book was wonderful. Definitely not something I have read before and I found the 6 hours of the audiobook to not be long enough. I loved the found family within the book and thought the translation from German to English to be fantastic.
Oscar was definitely my favorite character!
I loved the narrator and thought her German accents to be absolutely authentic. I couldn't tell if she was German, with a great English accent or English with a great German accent.
June 3, 2026
Very amusing book
It saved me from my reading slump
A short book, a quick read but very entertaining.
Great escape from a heavy reality!
Tho there was a mini moment where I though eee why did this happen but then flipped the page and all was fixed ~ it had worked out just fine 🙂
I recommend it ~
I could have read the german version but somehow ended up with the english hehe
Would I had it enjoyed as much in german as well? 👀
It saved me from my reading slump
A short book, a quick read but very entertaining.
Great escape from a heavy reality!
Tho there was a mini moment where I though eee why did this happen but then flipped the page and all was fixed ~ it had worked out just fine 🙂
I recommend it ~
I could have read the german version but somehow ended up with the english hehe
Would I had it enjoyed as much in german as well? 👀
May 1, 2026
Delightful!
I just couldn't put this one down, I had to find out what happened to the fleeing threesome. I loved the beginning, middle and ending!
I just couldn't put this one down, I had to find out what happened to the fleeing threesome. I loved the beginning, middle and ending!
April 8, 2026
loved this book
What a great book and different loved the old man great addition. Good characters I say it’s a must read I enjoyed it
What a great book and different loved the old man great addition. Good characters I say it’s a must read I enjoyed it
December 3, 2025
Ever feel like you’re wasting your life away working at your mundane job where you’re barely getting by? Where everything seems to be falling apart and no matter how hard you try, it’s one step forward and two steps back? Where there’s literally no more edges to “trim-the-fat” as they say. Well that is where Almost Criminal starts!
After being at their wit’s end, Tina discover’s Markus, her husband, robbing a gas station. To her dismay, she now not only finds herself to be an accomplice to the robbery, but an abductor of an elderly man as well.
While they aren’t bad people, just ones who drew the short in of the stick in life, Tina and Markus are stuck with their new travel companion Oskar as he has zero intentions of returning to the nursing home.
This books is a wholesome, morally grey, story portraying their journey on a way to a new life.
Oskar is the star of the show, undoubtedly, as he has plenty of witting, blunt, and hilarious things to say. It’s true in real life, as well in this book - the older you get, the less filter you have!
While I don’t condone robbery or thief, I sense the plot more or less wants to persuade people that if you aren’t happy where you are in life, it’s up to you to change it. Step out of your comfort zone. Otherwise, nothing will change.
This is a quick easy read at a little over 200 pages. Definitely recommend!
Thank you NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC and thank you Ulrike Herwig for allowing me to read your book!
After being at their wit’s end, Tina discover’s Markus, her husband, robbing a gas station. To her dismay, she now not only finds herself to be an accomplice to the robbery, but an abductor of an elderly man as well.
While they aren’t bad people, just ones who drew the short in of the stick in life, Tina and Markus are stuck with their new travel companion Oskar as he has zero intentions of returning to the nursing home.
This books is a wholesome, morally grey, story portraying their journey on a way to a new life.
Oskar is the star of the show, undoubtedly, as he has plenty of witting, blunt, and hilarious things to say. It’s true in real life, as well in this book - the older you get, the less filter you have!
While I don’t condone robbery or thief, I sense the plot more or less wants to persuade people that if you aren’t happy where you are in life, it’s up to you to change it. Step out of your comfort zone. Otherwise, nothing will change.
This is a quick easy read at a little over 200 pages. Definitely recommend!
Thank you NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC and thank you Ulrike Herwig for allowing me to read your book!
December 2, 2025
Thank you to NetGalley, Amazon Crossing and Ulrike Herwig for sharing this ARC with me, in exchange for my honest review.
Almost Criminal is amazing. The characters are just the right amount of morally grey. I fell in love with Oskar right from the start. For what starts out as a chaotic mess, turns turns into something completely different... something meaningful. The world building is excellent. The flow is a perfect pace.
I truly recommend that y'all get y'alls hands on this one.
Almost Criminal is amazing. The characters are just the right amount of morally grey. I fell in love with Oskar right from the start. For what starts out as a chaotic mess, turns turns into something completely different... something meaningful. The world building is excellent. The flow is a perfect pace.
I truly recommend that y'all get y'alls hands on this one.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
Finished reading: February 19th 2026
"Criminal?" Oskar asked back. "Well, I think it's always a question of perspective. I was, first and foremost, a gentleman."
*** A copy of this book was kindly provided to me by Netgalley and Amazon Crossing in exchange for an honest review. Thank you! ***
REVIEW
November 28, 2025
📖 THE STORY
Almost Criminal takes an ordinary, exhausted couple and throws them into the wildest, most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure of their lives. Tina and Markus, buried under debt and disappointment, end up on the run with Oskar — an octogenarian who is absolutely not the fragile “victim” he appears to be. What begins as a chaotic mistake quickly becomes something far more meaningful: a chance for all three of them to rediscover who they are, what they want, and how much life they still have left to live. It’s funny, warm, chaotic, and surprisingly tender.
♥️ WHAT I LOVED
What really stole my heart in this story was the second-chance love for Oskar — watching him reconnect with a lost love was such a tender, beautiful thread. I also adored the way Tina and Markus found their way back to each other through sheer chaos; seeing them rediscover their connection was surprisingly moving. The theme of new beginnings born from mess and mayhem hit perfectly for me, the idea that sometimes life has to fall apart to make room for something better. And of course, the found-family dynamic absolutely shone — I’m always a sucker for it, and this trio delivered peak chaotic–heartfelt bliss. Oskar completely stole the show too; mischievous, sharp, and full of life, he was hands down my favourite character. I’ll never say no to an older character who brings humour, wisdom, and just the right amount of trouble.
🤔 WHAT DIDN’T QUITE LAND
Some pacing dips: A few scenes linger longer than they need to, but the charm makes up for it.
💡 OVERALL
This story is warm, funny, chaotic in all the right ways, and full of heart. I loved the way second chances — in love, in life, in relationships — are woven through the narrative. Tina and Markus will never go back to their old lives and honestly? That’s the beauty of it. Almost Criminal is a delightful reminder that sometimes the best things come from the messiest moments, and that found family (especially when it includes a mischievous old man like Oskar) can make all the difference.
A lovely, heartfelt read with charm and humour in every chapter. a paints him to be. Sharp, mischievous, and more than a little too comfortable with crime, he slides right back into old habits and becomes the unlikely mastermind of their getaway. As the trio races across the country, the police close in, the public becomes obsessed, and Tina and Markus start to realise that ditching their dead-end lives for the unknown might be the best decision they’ve ever made.
And Oskar? He has his own mission — a destination, a lost love, and a few surprises that turn this impulsive escape into the adventure none of them saw coming.
💫 Thank you to NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC in exchange for my honest review💫
Almost Criminal takes an ordinary, exhausted couple and throws them into the wildest, most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure of their lives. Tina and Markus, buried under debt and disappointment, end up on the run with Oskar — an octogenarian who is absolutely not the fragile “victim” he appears to be. What begins as a chaotic mistake quickly becomes something far more meaningful: a chance for all three of them to rediscover who they are, what they want, and how much life they still have left to live. It’s funny, warm, chaotic, and surprisingly tender.
♥️ WHAT I LOVED
What really stole my heart in this story was the second-chance love for Oskar — watching him reconnect with a lost love was such a tender, beautiful thread. I also adored the way Tina and Markus found their way back to each other through sheer chaos; seeing them rediscover their connection was surprisingly moving. The theme of new beginnings born from mess and mayhem hit perfectly for me, the idea that sometimes life has to fall apart to make room for something better. And of course, the found-family dynamic absolutely shone — I’m always a sucker for it, and this trio delivered peak chaotic–heartfelt bliss. Oskar completely stole the show too; mischievous, sharp, and full of life, he was hands down my favourite character. I’ll never say no to an older character who brings humour, wisdom, and just the right amount of trouble.
🤔 WHAT DIDN’T QUITE LAND
Some pacing dips: A few scenes linger longer than they need to, but the charm makes up for it.
💡 OVERALL
This story is warm, funny, chaotic in all the right ways, and full of heart. I loved the way second chances — in love, in life, in relationships — are woven through the narrative. Tina and Markus will never go back to their old lives and honestly? That’s the beauty of it. Almost Criminal is a delightful reminder that sometimes the best things come from the messiest moments, and that found family (especially when it includes a mischievous old man like Oskar) can make all the difference.
A lovely, heartfelt read with charm and humour in every chapter. a paints him to be. Sharp, mischievous, and more than a little too comfortable with crime, he slides right back into old habits and becomes the unlikely mastermind of their getaway. As the trio races across the country, the police close in, the public becomes obsessed, and Tina and Markus start to realise that ditching their dead-end lives for the unknown might be the best decision they’ve ever made.
And Oskar? He has his own mission — a destination, a lost love, and a few surprises that turn this impulsive escape into the adventure none of them saw coming.
💫 Thank you to NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC in exchange for my honest review💫
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
🎧 Audio Review: While I’m sure this will be enjoyable in physical/ebook format, I absolutely LOVED the audiobook!! When it comes to the old man, Oskar, that they accidentally abduct, hearing him in the audio is amazing and truly brought his character to life!! Highly recommend!! 👏
📝 Story Review: I loved this story so much!
Tina and her husband Markus have struggled with barely being able to make ends meet and being unhappy in their jobs. But Tina wasn’t expecting to wind up on the run from the police, in an ambulance with her husband, who had just held up a gas station. Things get even wilder when they realize that they’re not alone in the ambulance… Now they’re on the run, but also kind of taking a road trip with their humorous elderly companion, Oskar.
Picture Bonnie and Clyde vibes, but with a lot less bloodshed and a lot of humor! Oskar was my fave character and I loved the dynamics between the 3 of them as time went on. Despite some criminal activity and being on the run from the law, you’ll be rooting for these characters! I wanted them to have a happy ending, but was unsure how that could possibly happen. (You’ll have to find out for yourself.) - This was fun and heartwarming, with great found family vibes!
My Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5/5!
Vibes: Funny; Heartwarming; Road trippy.
Tropes 👇
- Road trip (while on the run)
- Accidental hostage
- Humorous situations
- Lovable old man
- Found family
- Lost love, found!
- Hidden treasure
- Bonnie and Clyde… yet not really
CW’s 👇
- Mention of elderly abuse at a care facility
Audio Release Date: March 24, 2026
Audio Run Time: 6 hrs, 34 mins
Narrated By: Jessica Taige
Genre: Comedic Suspense; Women’s Fiction
POV: Third Person; Single
Thank you to NetGalley and Brilliance Publishing for this ALC in return for my honest review!
📝 Story Review: I loved this story so much!
Tina and her husband Markus have struggled with barely being able to make ends meet and being unhappy in their jobs. But Tina wasn’t expecting to wind up on the run from the police, in an ambulance with her husband, who had just held up a gas station. Things get even wilder when they realize that they’re not alone in the ambulance… Now they’re on the run, but also kind of taking a road trip with their humorous elderly companion, Oskar.
Picture Bonnie and Clyde vibes, but with a lot less bloodshed and a lot of humor! Oskar was my fave character and I loved the dynamics between the 3 of them as time went on. Despite some criminal activity and being on the run from the law, you’ll be rooting for these characters! I wanted them to have a happy ending, but was unsure how that could possibly happen. (You’ll have to find out for yourself.) - This was fun and heartwarming, with great found family vibes!
My Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5/5!
Vibes: Funny; Heartwarming; Road trippy.
Tropes 👇
- Road trip (while on the run)
- Accidental hostage
- Humorous situations
- Lovable old man
- Found family
- Lost love, found!
- Hidden treasure
- Bonnie and Clyde… yet not really
CW’s 👇
- Mention of elderly abuse at a care facility
Audio Release Date: March 24, 2026
Audio Run Time: 6 hrs, 34 mins
Narrated By: Jessica Taige
Genre: Comedic Suspense; Women’s Fiction
POV: Third Person; Single
Thank you to NetGalley and Brilliance Publishing for this ALC in return for my honest review!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
Big thanks to Amazon Crossing Publishing and NetGalley for the ARC.
PLOT SUMMARY:
Tina and Markus Michel have never been lucky with finances. One fateful day, Markus snaps and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Tina, who happens to be in the store looking for cheap snacks for her lunch, recognizes her husband and runs after him, only to end up in a stolen ambulance with an 87-year-old man locked in the back. While the entire police force chases them, the accidental Bonnie and Clyde and their conniving grandpa "hostage" soon realize that this thrilling cross-country chase may as well be the best thing that has ever happened to each of them.
I must say that this has been one of the most light-hearted and funny novels I've read in a very long time! The situation is an absolute pickle, yes, but Oskar... He's an 87-year-old rockstar on wheels (of his wheelchair)! He is just the kind of character I adore: elderly and sarcastic, but hilarious to the bone! I loved the dynamics between Tina, Markus, and Oskar, and how they became found family in the course of a couple of days and during their hide-and-seek with the police. The tricks Oskar pulled off to save the day were clever and mostly entertaining. Seeing the realizations they come to during their journey made me consider the things I take for granted in my life, too, and in a way warmed my heart and made me see how blessed my life is in many ways.
If you are looking for banter, a fun adventure full of "coming-of-age" vibes, and one hell of a cool grandpa to make you realize it's actually all very simple in life, this one is a great and quick read (just over 200 pages).
PLOT SUMMARY:
Tina and Markus Michel have never been lucky with finances. One fateful day, Markus snaps and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Tina, who happens to be in the store looking for cheap snacks for her lunch, recognizes her husband and runs after him, only to end up in a stolen ambulance with an 87-year-old man locked in the back. While the entire police force chases them, the accidental Bonnie and Clyde and their conniving grandpa "hostage" soon realize that this thrilling cross-country chase may as well be the best thing that has ever happened to each of them.
I must say that this has been one of the most light-hearted and funny novels I've read in a very long time! The situation is an absolute pickle, yes, but Oskar... He's an 87-year-old rockstar on wheels (of his wheelchair)! He is just the kind of character I adore: elderly and sarcastic, but hilarious to the bone! I loved the dynamics between Tina, Markus, and Oskar, and how they became found family in the course of a couple of days and during their hide-and-seek with the police. The tricks Oskar pulled off to save the day were clever and mostly entertaining. Seeing the realizations they come to during their journey made me consider the things I take for granted in my life, too, and in a way warmed my heart and made me see how blessed my life is in many ways.
If you are looking for banter, a fun adventure full of "coming-of-age" vibes, and one hell of a cool grandpa to make you realize it's actually all very simple in life, this one is a great and quick read (just over 200 pages).
May 25, 2026
Book Review — Crime Fiction / Dark Comedy
Just finished Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig
⭐ Star Rating: 4
This book felt like… watching ordinary people accidentally turn into criminals and somehow getting worse at lying with every mile.
I went into this expecting crime drama, but honestly? The dark humor and chaotic energy completely won me over.
Tina and Markus are drowning in debt and disappointment when one impulsive gas station robbery suddenly sends them on the run — along with an accidental elderly hostage who turns out to be WAY more experienced in crime than either of them expected.
Did I care about the characters? Definitely. They were messy, frustrated, reckless, and surprisingly easy to root for even while everything spiraled out of control.
Tropes included: crime gone wrong, accidental criminals, road trip chaos, morally messy characters, found friendship, older mentor figure, dark comedy.
These tropes made the story feel tense and hilarious at the same time.
Pacing? Fast, chaotic, and ridiculously bingeable once the road trip begins.
This book made me feel: stressed for everyone involved but also weirdly hopeful underneath all the disaster.
What really worked for me was the balance between humor and emotional depth. Beneath all the ridiculous situations, the story is really about people feeling trapped in their lives and desperately reaching for freedom, even in the worst possible way.
And honestly?
Oskar completely stole the show for me.
Perfect for readers who love darkly funny crime stories, morally complicated characters, and road-trip chaos where absolutely nobody has a good plan.
Just finished Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig
⭐ Star Rating: 4
This book felt like… watching ordinary people accidentally turn into criminals and somehow getting worse at lying with every mile.
I went into this expecting crime drama, but honestly? The dark humor and chaotic energy completely won me over.
Tina and Markus are drowning in debt and disappointment when one impulsive gas station robbery suddenly sends them on the run — along with an accidental elderly hostage who turns out to be WAY more experienced in crime than either of them expected.
Did I care about the characters? Definitely. They were messy, frustrated, reckless, and surprisingly easy to root for even while everything spiraled out of control.
Tropes included: crime gone wrong, accidental criminals, road trip chaos, morally messy characters, found friendship, older mentor figure, dark comedy.
These tropes made the story feel tense and hilarious at the same time.
Pacing? Fast, chaotic, and ridiculously bingeable once the road trip begins.
This book made me feel: stressed for everyone involved but also weirdly hopeful underneath all the disaster.
What really worked for me was the balance between humor and emotional depth. Beneath all the ridiculous situations, the story is really about people feeling trapped in their lives and desperately reaching for freedom, even in the worst possible way.
And honestly?
Oskar completely stole the show for me.
Perfect for readers who love darkly funny crime stories, morally complicated characters, and road-trip chaos where absolutely nobody has a good plan.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
The premise of this story made me pick up this book. A couple going through the mundane and hard grind of life with nothing very spectacular or enjoyable and suddenly the wife is caught up in her husband's not well planned out robbery and accidental kidnapping. Oskar, the 87 year old man, makes the story for me. He keeps them on their toes and running from authorities. He surprises them at every corner and challenges them not to go back to life as they knew it.
I always love the surprising main characters and love the forty some year old woman and this quirky kidnapped man who becomes just as much a part of this running from the cops adventure.
The audio book is great! This may be the only contemporary translated novel I've read and although the setting is in Germany it feels like it could have happened anywhere. The only thing that made me rewind sometimes were names of people and places as I was like "what was that?" and then I remembered the original was written in German.
Thanks to Brilliance Publishing and NetGalley for providing the ARC for this title. I will definitely be purchasing this title for my store.
Note/Caution/Warning:
Language: some minor swearing throughout
I always love the surprising main characters and love the forty some year old woman and this quirky kidnapped man who becomes just as much a part of this running from the cops adventure.
The audio book is great! This may be the only contemporary translated novel I've read and although the setting is in Germany it feels like it could have happened anywhere. The only thing that made me rewind sometimes were names of people and places as I was like "what was that?" and then I remembered the original was written in German.
Thanks to Brilliance Publishing and NetGalley for providing the ARC for this title. I will definitely be purchasing this title for my store.
Note/Caution/Warning:
Language: some minor swearing throughout
March 20, 2026
Thank you Amazon Crossing and NetGalley for this ARC, out March 24th.
What starts as a desperate mistake quickly spirals into something far more unexpected…
Tina and Markus, a struggling couple in Germany, make a reckless decision that turns them into unlikely criminals—robbing a petrol station and, somehow, accidentally kidnapping 87-year-old Oskar. But Oskar isn’t your typical victim. Instead of panic, he sees opportunity—his last shot at adventure.
What follows is a chaotic, witty road trip across Germany, as Oskar convinces them to take him to his hometown by the North Sea to recover a family treasure. Along the way, things get increasingly messy, with questionable decisions, shady connections, and plenty of scheming.
This is a light-hearted, slightly absurd crime comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The humour lands well, Oskar absolutely steals the show, and the whole story has that “what did I just read—but in a good way” vibe.
That said, it leans more into quirky fun than depth, so if you’re looking for strong emotional stakes, this might feel a bit too light.
Overall, a quick, entertaining read with a lovable wildcard at its centre.
What starts as a desperate mistake quickly spirals into something far more unexpected…
Tina and Markus, a struggling couple in Germany, make a reckless decision that turns them into unlikely criminals—robbing a petrol station and, somehow, accidentally kidnapping 87-year-old Oskar. But Oskar isn’t your typical victim. Instead of panic, he sees opportunity—his last shot at adventure.
What follows is a chaotic, witty road trip across Germany, as Oskar convinces them to take him to his hometown by the North Sea to recover a family treasure. Along the way, things get increasingly messy, with questionable decisions, shady connections, and plenty of scheming.
This is a light-hearted, slightly absurd crime comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The humour lands well, Oskar absolutely steals the show, and the whole story has that “what did I just read—but in a good way” vibe.
That said, it leans more into quirky fun than depth, so if you’re looking for strong emotional stakes, this might feel a bit too light.
Overall, a quick, entertaining read with a lovable wildcard at its centre.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
grateful to NetGalley, the Author, and publishers for granting me this audiobook ARC!
⭐️.75
first, i would like to say that i somewhat enjoyed the audio narration of this book. aided by that fact, this book was entertaining enough to keep me listening, but it was also overly silly, highly corny and wildly unrealistic. the plot jumps from one exaggerated situation to another, relying on coincidence and chaos rather than believable stakes and plot lines, which made it hard to take anything seriously—even the intended “serious” scenes.
the characters were personable on the surface, but felt more like caricatures than real people. their motivations lacked depth, and many of their choices made little sense beyond pushing the plot forward. alongside this, their interactions were cringe and dialogue felt odd.
i also came across a few lines, intended as jokes, that felt offensive and unnecessary, which further dampened my enjoyment.
overall, it was a quick, mildly amusing listen but was just far too unrealistic and all over the place to leave much of an impression.
⭐️.75
first, i would like to say that i somewhat enjoyed the audio narration of this book. aided by that fact, this book was entertaining enough to keep me listening, but it was also overly silly, highly corny and wildly unrealistic. the plot jumps from one exaggerated situation to another, relying on coincidence and chaos rather than believable stakes and plot lines, which made it hard to take anything seriously—even the intended “serious” scenes.
the characters were personable on the surface, but felt more like caricatures than real people. their motivations lacked depth, and many of their choices made little sense beyond pushing the plot forward. alongside this, their interactions were cringe and dialogue felt odd.
i also came across a few lines, intended as jokes, that felt offensive and unnecessary, which further dampened my enjoyment.
overall, it was a quick, mildly amusing listen but was just far too unrealistic and all over the place to leave much of an impression.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I really enjoyed this.
The premise and writing style is reminiscent of Fredrik Backman, and immediately I was sold.
This story is about life and second chances, and what happens when a desperate man decides to hold up a gas station...
Oskar was by far my favourite character. He was a hoot - always ready with a plan of escape.
it was also refreshing reading about regular people going through life hating their jobs (which is relatable on some level to everyone) and seeing Tina especially realising and sharing with her former colleague that you don't have to stay in that space if you don't want to be there.
In the grand scheme, I guess that is the true message of the book: the trajectory of your life is completely up to you (not that I'm saying you should rob a gas station and kidnap an elderly man before going on the run).
This book gets a definitive yes from me.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing Publishing and Netgalley for the eARC of this title.
The premise and writing style is reminiscent of Fredrik Backman, and immediately I was sold.
This story is about life and second chances, and what happens when a desperate man decides to hold up a gas station...
Oskar was by far my favourite character. He was a hoot - always ready with a plan of escape.
it was also refreshing reading about regular people going through life hating their jobs (which is relatable on some level to everyone) and seeing Tina especially realising and sharing with her former colleague that you don't have to stay in that space if you don't want to be there.
In the grand scheme, I guess that is the true message of the book: the trajectory of your life is completely up to you (not that I'm saying you should rob a gas station and kidnap an elderly man before going on the run).
This book gets a definitive yes from me.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing Publishing and Netgalley for the eARC of this title.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
This was a really cute read. It’s a story about love, family, friendship, and finding your way when life doesn’t go as planned. I really enjoyed it.
Tina and Markus Michel are a struggling married couple drowning in debt and stuck in dead-end jobs. Everything changes when Markus makes a reckless decision and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Suddenly they’re on the run—with Tina unwillingly along for the ride and an accidental hostage, eighty-year-old Oskar Krauss.
But Oskar isn’t the helpless old man everyone thinks he is. The clever former petty criminal quickly becomes the unexpected guide for this chaotic escape. As the police chase them and the whole world watches, their strange road trip turns into an unforgettable adventure.
Along the way, the trio discovers friendship, second chances, and maybe even a little redemption. With plenty of humor and heart, this story shows that sometimes the most unexpected journeys can lead to the biggest changes.
Tina and Markus Michel are a struggling married couple drowning in debt and stuck in dead-end jobs. Everything changes when Markus makes a reckless decision and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Suddenly they’re on the run—with Tina unwillingly along for the ride and an accidental hostage, eighty-year-old Oskar Krauss.
But Oskar isn’t the helpless old man everyone thinks he is. The clever former petty criminal quickly becomes the unexpected guide for this chaotic escape. As the police chase them and the whole world watches, their strange road trip turns into an unforgettable adventure.
Along the way, the trio discovers friendship, second chances, and maybe even a little redemption. With plenty of humor and heart, this story shows that sometimes the most unexpected journeys can lead to the biggest changes.
March 26, 2026
thankyou #netgallery for the audiobook arc
this was such a fun and hilarious book to read. its a book truly based on "what else could go wrong" phrase. This book is a cozy, funny, and heartwarming read.
It follows Markus, who impulsively robs a gas station to help with bills, only to discover his wife is inside. When she unexpectedly joins his getaway in an ambulance, the two are launched into a chaotic, life changing journey. Along the way, Oskar the elderly “kidnapping victim” completely steals the show with his wit and charm. The trio’s dynamic is hilarious, touching, and full of unexpected warmth. I loved how the story explored second chances, friendship, and reconnecting through chaos. i almost cried at the ending The pacing starts gently but quickly turns into a wild, unforgettable road trip, with found family vibes. I was rooting for them the entire time.
Funny, uplifting, and deeply enjoyable, this is the perfect book to get you out of a reading slump.
this was such a fun and hilarious book to read. its a book truly based on "what else could go wrong" phrase. This book is a cozy, funny, and heartwarming read.
It follows Markus, who impulsively robs a gas station to help with bills, only to discover his wife is inside. When she unexpectedly joins his getaway in an ambulance, the two are launched into a chaotic, life changing journey. Along the way, Oskar the elderly “kidnapping victim” completely steals the show with his wit and charm. The trio’s dynamic is hilarious, touching, and full of unexpected warmth. I loved how the story explored second chances, friendship, and reconnecting through chaos. i almost cried at the ending The pacing starts gently but quickly turns into a wild, unforgettable road trip, with found family vibes. I was rooting for them the entire time.
Funny, uplifting, and deeply enjoyable, this is the perfect book to get you out of a reading slump.
April 15, 2026
Accidental Outlaw
Imagine popping out of the office for a quick gas station lunch, only to find yourself in the middle of a heist. Now, imagine the robber’s voice sounds suspiciously like your husband’s.
That is the chaotic reality for Tina, the protagonist of Almost Criminal. After chasing down the getaway car and hitching a ride with her bewildered husband, Marcus, the couple finds themselves accidental outlaws on the run. Their duo quickly becomes a trio when they encounter Oscar, a nursing home escapee with a shadowy past who becomes the unlikely "brains" of the operation.
Written by Ulrike Herwig and narrated by Jessica Taige, this audiobook is an absolute riot. I found myself laughing out loud throughout the seven-hour runtime and powered through it in just two days. If you’re looking for a fun, fast-paced "ride-along," this is it!
Imagine popping out of the office for a quick gas station lunch, only to find yourself in the middle of a heist. Now, imagine the robber’s voice sounds suspiciously like your husband’s.
That is the chaotic reality for Tina, the protagonist of Almost Criminal. After chasing down the getaway car and hitching a ride with her bewildered husband, Marcus, the couple finds themselves accidental outlaws on the run. Their duo quickly becomes a trio when they encounter Oscar, a nursing home escapee with a shadowy past who becomes the unlikely "brains" of the operation.
Written by Ulrike Herwig and narrated by Jessica Taige, this audiobook is an absolute riot. I found myself laughing out loud throughout the seven-hour runtime and powered through it in just two days. If you’re looking for a fun, fast-paced "ride-along," this is it!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I enjoyed Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig well enough, but it wasn’t anything particularly memorable for me. The story deals with some fairly serious subject matter, yet it manages to keep a fun and lighthearted tone throughout, which made it an easy read.
Oscar was definitely the highlight of the book for me. His banter and the stories he shared were a breath of fresh air and brought a lot of smiles while reading. He added a nice bit of personality and humor that helped balance the heavier elements of the plot.
Overall, this was an enjoyable read, but it didn’t quite stand out in a way that made it feel especially unique or memorable. A solid, pleasant story—just not one that completely wowed me.
Oscar was definitely the highlight of the book for me. His banter and the stories he shared were a breath of fresh air and brought a lot of smiles while reading. He added a nice bit of personality and humor that helped balance the heavier elements of the plot.
Overall, this was an enjoyable read, but it didn’t quite stand out in a way that made it feel especially unique or memorable. A solid, pleasant story—just not one that completely wowed me.
March 22, 2026
3.75 stars
Thank you to Amazon Crossing for providing an e-ARC via NetGalley.
This was a super fun read and was definitely an enjoyable story. I found myself laughing and giggling, wondering how the story is so chaotic (in a good way) and how it’ll proceed - only to see it get a bit more chaotic haha. Oskar is by far the best character, btw. There is also a fair bit of growth experienced by a number of characters and a theme of overall kindness that kind of resembles those “have faith in humanity” posts online (despite the fact that it’s literally about criminals). The only downside is that I think the translation could’ve been a bit smoother - there were some parts where it seemed clunky and I could tell that it was a translated text but it didn’t hinder the story though.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing for providing an e-ARC via NetGalley.
This was a super fun read and was definitely an enjoyable story. I found myself laughing and giggling, wondering how the story is so chaotic (in a good way) and how it’ll proceed - only to see it get a bit more chaotic haha. Oskar is by far the best character, btw. There is also a fair bit of growth experienced by a number of characters and a theme of overall kindness that kind of resembles those “have faith in humanity” posts online (despite the fact that it’s literally about criminals). The only downside is that I think the translation could’ve been a bit smoother - there were some parts where it seemed clunky and I could tell that it was a translated text but it didn’t hinder the story though.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
March 31, 2026
Book Review
NetGalley Find
Brilliance Publishing
My thoughts:
⭐️ A funny story that is filled with wit, sarcasm, and feel-good vibes.
⭐️ The character development was written so well that each character felt like a lifelong friend.
⭐️ The author created dynamic characters full of depth and humanity, which made them relatable and endearing.
⭐️ The plot entertained me and kept my interest with descriptive and passionate storytelling.
⭐️ The narration was done wonderfully and brought the story to life magically with professionalism and passion.
What would make this an amazing book:
⭐️ I think it would be a great play.
⭐️ Multi-gender narrators.
⭐️ You could even create novellas and/or prequels to add backstories to each character.
My rating:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
NetGalley Find
Brilliance Publishing
My thoughts:
⭐️ A funny story that is filled with wit, sarcasm, and feel-good vibes.
⭐️ The character development was written so well that each character felt like a lifelong friend.
⭐️ The author created dynamic characters full of depth and humanity, which made them relatable and endearing.
⭐️ The plot entertained me and kept my interest with descriptive and passionate storytelling.
⭐️ The narration was done wonderfully and brought the story to life magically with professionalism and passion.
What would make this an amazing book:
⭐️ I think it would be a great play.
⭐️ Multi-gender narrators.
⭐️ You could even create novellas and/or prequels to add backstories to each character.
My rating:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
April 3, 2026
I didn’t really know what to expect, but this ended up being a surprisingly good read! The translation was so smooth that if I hadn’t noticed the author’s name, I never would’ve guessed it wasn’t originally written in English.
It was genuinely funny, with a cast of lovable characters—even if I didn’t exactly agree with their choices or behavior. That mix made it really entertaining to follow along.
It’s a quick, easy read that doesn’t overstay its welcome. I read this one, but I can easily imagine the audiobook being fantastic just based on how distinct and lively the characters felt. Overall, a fun and unexpected read!
Thank you NetGalley, and Amazon Crossing for the opportunity to read and review this advanced copy.
It was genuinely funny, with a cast of lovable characters—even if I didn’t exactly agree with their choices or behavior. That mix made it really entertaining to follow along.
It’s a quick, easy read that doesn’t overstay its welcome. I read this one, but I can easily imagine the audiobook being fantastic just based on how distinct and lively the characters felt. Overall, a fun and unexpected read!
Thank you NetGalley, and Amazon Crossing for the opportunity to read and review this advanced copy.
June 22, 2026
Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig is an excellent translated edition of this bookclub fiction story.
This story follows a middle aged woman who is struggling through life as a wife and mother who is stagnant in her job, and financially strapped. Suddenly, she gets thrown off her axis when an unexpected robbery sends her on the run with unexpected characters.
While on the run this woman rediscovers the thrill of life, her love for her husband, and the possibilities of starting over.
I listened to the audiobook version of this translation which was well done by a single narrator who really brought the characters to life. I listened at 1.5x speed (my normal is 1.5-1.75x).
Thank you NetGalley and Brilliance Publishing for this advanced listeners copy.
This story follows a middle aged woman who is struggling through life as a wife and mother who is stagnant in her job, and financially strapped. Suddenly, she gets thrown off her axis when an unexpected robbery sends her on the run with unexpected characters.
While on the run this woman rediscovers the thrill of life, her love for her husband, and the possibilities of starting over.
I listened to the audiobook version of this translation which was well done by a single narrator who really brought the characters to life. I listened at 1.5x speed (my normal is 1.5-1.75x).
Thank you NetGalley and Brilliance Publishing for this advanced listeners copy.
January 30, 2026
Tina is grinding through another miserable day at a job she hates, getting a sandwich from a gas station, when it is suddenly robbed. By her husband. She runs out after him and they take off in an ambulance, not sure how this happened to their ordinary life. And then, a voice speaks up from the back and they see 87-year-old Oskar, ready for an adventure that isn’t moving into a care home.
What a funny, madcap story! The three are on the run, stealing but also giving, meeting loved ones and flooding houses. Translated from German, it was great to read something that isn’t set in the US or England.
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the arc.
What a funny, madcap story! The three are on the run, stealing but also giving, meeting loved ones and flooding houses. Translated from German, it was great to read something that isn’t set in the US or England.
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the arc.
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