A disenchanted husband and wife. One reckless move. With a little luck, a tank full of gas, and an unexpected accomplice, they’ll go far in this funny and exhilarating novel about friendship, redemption, and reinvention on the run.
Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss.
But Oskar is far from the frail nursing home resident he’s portrayed as in the media. In fact, the spry and shrewd ex–petty criminal is in his element again, helping the anxious, middle-aged Bonnie and Clyde navigate an escape plan that turns a not-so-run-of-the-mill day absurdly on its head. The world is watching. The police give chase. And with every mile and exhilarating new day, Tina and Markus realize that leaving the conventional life behind for the thrilling unknown could be the best thing that ever happened.
As for Oskar, he has a destination and a lost love in mind—and surprises in store as a cross-country getaway becomes the adventure of a lifetime.
This translated work of fiction is such a cozy and heartwarming read! When Markus spontaneously decides to rob a gas station in a desperate attempt to help with the mounting bills at home, he has no idea that his wife is in there. Her decision to jump in the getaway vehicle, an ambulance, sets both of them on an unforgettable and life changing journey, far away from the daily grind that has worn them both down and created distance in their marriage. Oskar, the octogenarian ‘kidnapping victim’, steals the show with his clever mind and ability to think on the spot. The resulting trio shows us the importance of second chances and friendship. I loved the ending! A fun, easy to read and truly enjoyable book! This is the story that will get you out of a reading slump or cheer you up on a bad day.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing and NetGalley for my copy.
Love love love! What a wonderfully funny and beautiful story about friendship and second chances in life. Yeh characters came to life on the pages for me, and I enjoyed every second of this book. An unlikely trio and their stories, this is a quick and very enjoyable read. I’d love to see it adapted as a film. Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for allowing me to read an ARC of this book.
Almost Criminal is a light, clever story about what happens when one bad decision turns into the best kind of adventure. It finds humor and heart in chaos, showing how letting go of the everyday grind can wake you up again and make you grateful for the little things in life that really matter. The chemistry between the main characters gives everything an extra spark. They’re partners in both minor crimes and discovery of themselves, and that’s what makes it such an enjoyable ride.
Almost Criminal is funny and full of charm — a reminder that sometimes making a mess is exactly what we need to feel alive again.
Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig is a funny, cozy novel. I loved it. The characters were endearing and you will love them. Oskar was my favorite. I read this in a couple hours. It's a quick read at 207 pages. It is scheduled for release March 24 2026. You definitely need to mark your calendar to get your copy.
Synopsis-" Tina and Markus Michel are an unexceptional couple with a mountain of debt and dead-end jobs. Until Markus impulsively robs a gas station (with a toy gun) and goes on the lam with a blindsided Tina and an accidental octogenarian hostage, Oskar Krauss."
Thank you Netgalley and Amazon crossing for my ARC in exchange for my honest review.
This book is the literary equivalent of a chaotic road trip where nobody has a map but everyone has a secret. I absolutely loved the prose—it’s punchy and has that distinct, dry wit that often shines in translated fiction.
The pacing is fantastic; it starts as a slow roll and picks up speed until you’re essentially hurtling down the autobahn with the characters. Speaking of characters, the multi-generational dynamic is everything.
The banter between the older and younger generations was so sharp and heart-tugging at the same time. The setting moves beautifully, making the travel feel like an essential part of the plot rather than just a backdrop.
Ever feel like you’re wasting your life away working at your mundane job where you’re barely getting by? Where everything seems to be falling apart and no matter how hard you try, it’s one step forward and two steps back? Where there’s literally no more edges to “trim-the-fat” as they say. Well that is where Almost Criminal starts!
After being at their wit’s end, Tina discover’s Markus, her husband, robbing a gas station. To her dismay, she now not only finds herself to be an accomplice to the robbery, but an abductor of an elderly man as well.
While they aren’t bad people, just ones who drew the short in of the stick in life, Tina and Markus are stuck with their new travel companion Oskar as he has zero intentions of returning to the nursing home.
This books is a wholesome, morally grey, story portraying their journey on a way to a new life.
Oskar is the star of the show, undoubtedly, as he has plenty of witting, blunt, and hilarious things to say. It’s true in real life, as well in this book - the older you get, the less filter you have!
While I don’t condone robbery or thief, I sense the plot more or less wants to persuade people that if you aren’t happy where you are in life, it’s up to you to change it. Step out of your comfort zone. Otherwise, nothing will change.
This is a quick easy read at a little over 200 pages. Definitely recommend!
Thank you NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC and thank you Ulrike Herwig for allowing me to read your book!
Thank you to NetGalley, Amazon Crossing and Ulrike Herwig for sharing this ARC with me, in exchange for my honest review.
Almost Criminal is amazing. The characters are just the right amount of morally grey. I fell in love with Oskar right from the start. For what starts out as a chaotic mess, turns turns into something completely different... something meaningful. The world building is excellent. The flow is a perfect pace.
I truly recommend that y'all get y'alls hands on this one.
📖 THE STORY Almost Criminal takes an ordinary, exhausted couple and throws them into the wildest, most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure of their lives. Tina and Markus, buried under debt and disappointment, end up on the run with Oskar — an octogenarian who is absolutely not the fragile “victim” he appears to be. What begins as a chaotic mistake quickly becomes something far more meaningful: a chance for all three of them to rediscover who they are, what they want, and how much life they still have left to live. It’s funny, warm, chaotic, and surprisingly tender.
♥️ WHAT I LOVED What really stole my heart in this story was the second-chance love for Oskar — watching him reconnect with a lost love was such a tender, beautiful thread. I also adored the way Tina and Markus found their way back to each other through sheer chaos; seeing them rediscover their connection was surprisingly moving. The theme of new beginnings born from mess and mayhem hit perfectly for me, the idea that sometimes life has to fall apart to make room for something better. And of course, the found-family dynamic absolutely shone — I’m always a sucker for it, and this trio delivered peak chaotic–heartfelt bliss. Oskar completely stole the show too; mischievous, sharp, and full of life, he was hands down my favourite character. I’ll never say no to an older character who brings humour, wisdom, and just the right amount of trouble.
🤔 WHAT DIDN’T QUITE LAND Some pacing dips: A few scenes linger longer than they need to, but the charm makes up for it.
💡 OVERALL This story is warm, funny, chaotic in all the right ways, and full of heart. I loved the way second chances — in love, in life, in relationships — are woven through the narrative. Tina and Markus will never go back to their old lives and honestly? That’s the beauty of it. Almost Criminal is a delightful reminder that sometimes the best things come from the messiest moments, and that found family (especially when it includes a mischievous old man like Oskar) can make all the difference.
A lovely, heartfelt read with charm and humour in every chapter. a paints him to be. Sharp, mischievous, and more than a little too comfortable with crime, he slides right back into old habits and becomes the unlikely mastermind of their getaway. As the trio races across the country, the police close in, the public becomes obsessed, and Tina and Markus start to realise that ditching their dead-end lives for the unknown might be the best decision they’ve ever made.
And Oskar? He has his own mission — a destination, a lost love, and a few surprises that turn this impulsive escape into the adventure none of them saw coming.
💫 Thank you to NetGalley and AmazonCrossing for the ARC in exchange for my honest review💫
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🎧 Audio Review: While I’m sure this will be enjoyable in physical/ebook format, I absolutely LOVED the audiobook!! When it comes to the old man, Oskar, that they accidentally abduct, hearing him in the audio is amazing and truly brought his character to life!! Highly recommend!! 👏
📝 Story Review: I loved this story so much!
Tina and her husband Markus have struggled with barely being able to make ends meet and being unhappy in their jobs. But Tina wasn’t expecting to wind up on the run from the police, in an ambulance with her husband, who had just held up a gas station. Things get even wilder when they realize that they’re not alone in the ambulance… Now they’re on the run, but also kind of taking a road trip with their humorous elderly companion, Oskar.
Picture Bonnie and Clyde vibes, but with a lot less bloodshed and a lot of humor! Oskar was my fave character and I loved the dynamics between the 3 of them as time went on. Despite some criminal activity and being on the run from the law, you’ll be rooting for these characters! I wanted them to have a happy ending, but was unsure how that could possibly happen. (You’ll have to find out for yourself.) - This was fun and heartwarming, with great found family vibes!
My Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5/5!
Vibes: Funny; Heartwarming; Road trippy.
Tropes 👇
- Road trip (while on the run) - Accidental hostage - Humorous situations - Lovable old man - Found family - Lost love, found! - Hidden treasure - Bonnie and Clyde… yet not really
CW’s 👇
- Mention of elderly abuse at a care facility
Audio Release Date: March 24, 2026 Audio Run Time: 6 hrs, 34 mins Narrated By: Jessica Taige Genre: Comedic Suspense; Women’s Fiction POV: Third Person; Single
Thank you to NetGalley and Brilliance Publishing for this ALC in return for my honest review!
Big thanks to Amazon Crossing Publishing and NetGalley for the ARC.
PLOT SUMMARY:
Tina and Markus Michel have never been lucky with finances. One fateful day, Markus snaps and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Tina, who happens to be in the store looking for cheap snacks for her lunch, recognizes her husband and runs after him, only to end up in a stolen ambulance with an 87-year-old man locked in the back. While the entire police force chases them, the accidental Bonnie and Clyde and their conniving grandpa "hostage" soon realize that this thrilling cross-country chase may as well be the best thing that has ever happened to each of them.
I must say that this has been one of the most light-hearted and funny novels I've read in a very long time! The situation is an absolute pickle, yes, but Oskar... He's an 87-year-old rockstar on wheels (of his wheelchair)! He is just the kind of character I adore: elderly and sarcastic, but hilarious to the bone! I loved the dynamics between Tina, Markus, and Oskar, and how they became found family in the course of a couple of days and during their hide-and-seek with the police. The tricks Oskar pulled off to save the day were clever and mostly entertaining. Seeing the realizations they come to during their journey made me consider the things I take for granted in my life, too, and in a way warmed my heart and made me see how blessed my life is in many ways.
If you are looking for banter, a fun adventure full of "coming-of-age" vibes, and one hell of a cool grandpa to make you realize it's actually all very simple in life, this one is a great and quick read (just over 200 pages).
The premise of this story made me pick up this book. A couple going through the mundane and hard grind of life with nothing very spectacular or enjoyable and suddenly the wife is caught up in her husband's not well planned out robbery and accidental kidnapping. Oskar, the 87 year old man, makes the story for me. He keeps them on their toes and running from authorities. He surprises them at every corner and challenges them not to go back to life as they knew it.
I always love the surprising main characters and love the forty some year old woman and this quirky kidnapped man who becomes just as much a part of this running from the cops adventure.
The audio book is great! This may be the only contemporary translated novel I've read and although the setting is in Germany it feels like it could have happened anywhere. The only thing that made me rewind sometimes were names of people and places as I was like "what was that?" and then I remembered the original was written in German.
Thanks to Brilliance Publishing and NetGalley for providing the ARC for this title. I will definitely be purchasing this title for my store.
Note/Caution/Warning: Language: some minor swearing throughout
Thank you Amazon Crossing and NetGalley for this ARC, out March 24th.
What starts as a desperate mistake quickly spirals into something far more unexpected…
Tina and Markus, a struggling couple in Germany, make a reckless decision that turns them into unlikely criminals—robbing a petrol station and, somehow, accidentally kidnapping 87-year-old Oskar. But Oskar isn’t your typical victim. Instead of panic, he sees opportunity—his last shot at adventure.
What follows is a chaotic, witty road trip across Germany, as Oskar convinces them to take him to his hometown by the North Sea to recover a family treasure. Along the way, things get increasingly messy, with questionable decisions, shady connections, and plenty of scheming.
This is a light-hearted, slightly absurd crime comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The humour lands well, Oskar absolutely steals the show, and the whole story has that “what did I just read—but in a good way” vibe.
That said, it leans more into quirky fun than depth, so if you’re looking for strong emotional stakes, this might feel a bit too light.
Overall, a quick, entertaining read with a lovable wildcard at its centre.
grateful to NetGalley, the Author, and publishers for granting me this audiobook ARC!
⭐️.75
first, i would like to say that i somewhat enjoyed the audio narration of this book. aided by that fact, this book was entertaining enough to keep me listening, but it was also overly silly, highly corny and wildly unrealistic. the plot jumps from one exaggerated situation to another, relying on coincidence and chaos rather than believable stakes and plot lines, which made it hard to take anything seriously—even the intended “serious” scenes. the characters were personable on the surface, but felt more like caricatures than real people. their motivations lacked depth, and many of their choices made little sense beyond pushing the plot forward. alongside this, their interactions were cringe and dialogue felt odd. i also came across a few lines, intended as jokes, that felt offensive and unnecessary, which further dampened my enjoyment. overall, it was a quick, mildly amusing listen but was just far too unrealistic and all over the place to leave much of an impression.
I really enjoyed this. The premise and writing style is reminiscent of Fredrik Backman, and immediately I was sold. This story is about life and second chances, and what happens when a desperate man decides to hold up a gas station... Oskar was by far my favourite character. He was a hoot - always ready with a plan of escape. it was also refreshing reading about regular people going through life hating their jobs (which is relatable on some level to everyone) and seeing Tina especially realising and sharing with her former colleague that you don't have to stay in that space if you don't want to be there. In the grand scheme, I guess that is the true message of the book: the trajectory of your life is completely up to you (not that I'm saying you should rob a gas station and kidnap an elderly man before going on the run). This book gets a definitive yes from me.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing Publishing and Netgalley for the eARC of this title.
This was a really cute read. It’s a story about love, family, friendship, and finding your way when life doesn’t go as planned. I really enjoyed it. Tina and Markus Michel are a struggling married couple drowning in debt and stuck in dead-end jobs. Everything changes when Markus makes a reckless decision and robs a gas station with a toy gun. Suddenly they’re on the run—with Tina unwillingly along for the ride and an accidental hostage, eighty-year-old Oskar Krauss. But Oskar isn’t the helpless old man everyone thinks he is. The clever former petty criminal quickly becomes the unexpected guide for this chaotic escape. As the police chase them and the whole world watches, their strange road trip turns into an unforgettable adventure. Along the way, the trio discovers friendship, second chances, and maybe even a little redemption. With plenty of humor and heart, this story shows that sometimes the most unexpected journeys can lead to the biggest changes.
thankyou #netgallery for the audiobook arc this was such a fun and hilarious book to read. its a book truly based on "what else could go wrong" phrase. This book is a cozy, funny, and heartwarming read. It follows Markus, who impulsively robs a gas station to help with bills, only to discover his wife is inside. When she unexpectedly joins his getaway in an ambulance, the two are launched into a chaotic, life changing journey. Along the way, Oskar the elderly “kidnapping victim” completely steals the show with his wit and charm. The trio’s dynamic is hilarious, touching, and full of unexpected warmth. I loved how the story explored second chances, friendship, and reconnecting through chaos. i almost cried at the ending The pacing starts gently but quickly turns into a wild, unforgettable road trip, with found family vibes. I was rooting for them the entire time. Funny, uplifting, and deeply enjoyable, this is the perfect book to get you out of a reading slump.
Imagine popping out of the office for a quick gas station lunch, only to find yourself in the middle of a heist. Now, imagine the robber’s voice sounds suspiciously like your husband’s.
That is the chaotic reality for Tina, the protagonist of Almost Criminal. After chasing down the getaway car and hitching a ride with her bewildered husband, Marcus, the couple finds themselves accidental outlaws on the run. Their duo quickly becomes a trio when they encounter Oscar, a nursing home escapee with a shadowy past who becomes the unlikely "brains" of the operation.
Written by Ulrike Herwig and narrated by Jessica Taige, this audiobook is an absolute riot. I found myself laughing out loud throughout the seven-hour runtime and powered through it in just two days. If you’re looking for a fun, fast-paced "ride-along," this is it!
I enjoyed Almost Criminal by Ulrike Herwig well enough, but it wasn’t anything particularly memorable for me. The story deals with some fairly serious subject matter, yet it manages to keep a fun and lighthearted tone throughout, which made it an easy read.
Oscar was definitely the highlight of the book for me. His banter and the stories he shared were a breath of fresh air and brought a lot of smiles while reading. He added a nice bit of personality and humor that helped balance the heavier elements of the plot.
Overall, this was an enjoyable read, but it didn’t quite stand out in a way that made it feel especially unique or memorable. A solid, pleasant story—just not one that completely wowed me.
Thank you to Amazon Crossing for providing an e-ARC via NetGalley.
This was a super fun read and was definitely an enjoyable story. I found myself laughing and giggling, wondering how the story is so chaotic (in a good way) and how it’ll proceed - only to see it get a bit more chaotic haha. Oskar is by far the best character, btw. There is also a fair bit of growth experienced by a number of characters and a theme of overall kindness that kind of resembles those “have faith in humanity” posts online (despite the fact that it’s literally about criminals). The only downside is that I think the translation could’ve been a bit smoother - there were some parts where it seemed clunky and I could tell that it was a translated text but it didn’t hinder the story though.
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I didn’t really know what to expect, but this ended up being a surprisingly good read! The translation was so smooth that if I hadn’t noticed the author’s name, I never would’ve guessed it wasn’t originally written in English. It was genuinely funny, with a cast of lovable characters—even if I didn’t exactly agree with their choices or behavior. That mix made it really entertaining to follow along. It’s a quick, easy read that doesn’t overstay its welcome. I read this one, but I can easily imagine the audiobook being fantastic just based on how distinct and lively the characters felt. Overall, a fun and unexpected read! Thank you NetGalley, and Amazon Crossing for the opportunity to read and review this advanced copy.
Tina is grinding through another miserable day at a job she hates, getting a sandwich from a gas station, when it is suddenly robbed. By her husband. She runs out after him and they take off in an ambulance, not sure how this happened to their ordinary life. And then, a voice speaks up from the back and they see 87-year-old Oskar, ready for an adventure that isn’t moving into a care home.
What a funny, madcap story! The three are on the run, stealing but also giving, meeting loved ones and flooding houses. Translated from German, it was great to read something that isn’t set in the US or England.
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the arc.
Thank you NetGalley! A charmingly witty tale of Tina and Markus Michel. Both trapped in low paying jobs going nowhere is inflicting increasing financial woes. On lunch break, Tina is trying to find something cheap to eat when an armed robbery takes place. Shocked, she realizes she knows him! So begins their lives on the lam! They find an ambulance and take it to escape but little did they know that Oskar Krauss is secured in his wheelchair in back. Self proclaimed 87 year old is thrilled and helpful along the way as the trio evades capture and makes plans to get Oskar back to his home. Full of laughter and friendships. A definite feel good story!
Tina and Marcus are a typical married couple. Money problems and mundane life of marriage has them feeling stressed. Then one day Marcus decides to hold up a gas station for some extra cash and Tina happens to be there at the time. She hops in the car with him and they start their adventure. Fleeing from the law, accidentally kidnapping Oskar from his nursing home, they learn about second chances. Second chances at life, at love, and at a family that they thought may have slipped away.
This book is well written and the narrator does a great job keeping you invested and presenting the character in ways that make it easy to follow who is talking. This book reminds me of many that I have read recently, very heartfelt and a good ride from beginning to end.
Thank you to Brilliance Publishing, Brilliance Audio, and NetGalley for the ALC in exchange for an honest review.
This was hilarious. I did a hybrid of audio and physical, half and half! It was fun to do both. I actually would recommend the physical over the audio in the end.
Tina feels in a rut, with work and life. Financially they are struggling and then she comes across her husband, mid robbery. This leads to kidnapping an elderly man and a journey as they evade the police and try and figure out what to do.
This is translated from German.
Pub date: March 24
Thank you firefly distribution for the book and brilliance for the audio 🤍
THIS. WAS. DELIGHTFUL - and crazy, and unrealistic, and funny, and charming, and heartwarming, and just a breath of fresh air at this time in our crazy life! Hahaha! I adore books with older protagonists OR greatly-written older side characters. This is that book!
A husband and wife on the run from the law - are they bad? or just a case of mid-life frustration? Conundrums ensue in a stolen ambulance and the rest is history! 4.5 hearts
Thanks to NetGalley for a chance to read an early copy and review!
Thanks for the advanced readers copy! This was a cute, easy read of a down-on-their-luck couple who finds themselves on the run after a botched robbery. After stealing an ambulance to make their getaway they find they have a 90 year old passenger who is more than happy to be kidnapped in order to avoid being sent to a nursing home. Together this threesome has to dodge the law while figuring out that sometimes life gives you second chance when you think you have made too many mistakes to come back from.
Ulrike Herwig was kind enough to share an ARC with me and I am thrilled to write this honest review.
Almost Criminal is joyous. It’s a sweet story about a flawed couple and their accidental victim/co-conspirator. Their journey is a wild one but at each new obstacle, they manage to deftly find their way through not without learning some solid lessons along the way.