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Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted

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A Victorian Gothic Paranormal Romance Novella by Briar Somerset

In a town where health is currency and longing is lure, a reluctant investigator and seamstress must uncover whether hunger will anchor a man already slipping into the dark.

Behind the decrepit doors of an Infirmary said to offer miraculous cures to London's ailing elite, people are vanishing. Private Investigator and estranged heir to French aristocracy Jacques Valmont is summoned across the channel to sleuth, despite the lingering sickness of his own—one of grief that stirs in his blood and shadows his mind.

Amidst the fog and fever, he finds an unlikely ally in Annie, the quick-witted seamstress working next door to Beecham's Infirmary, whose presence seems to quiet the storm inside him. When she suggests the only way to breach the infirmary's guarded walls is becoming a patient himself, Annie's grandmother warns them both of curses that fester with longing. Unnatural aches that transform a person entirely, if not quelled.

As Jacques nears the truth, desire and dread twist together. Annie may be the last tether holding him to his humanity—or the final thread that unravels it.

110 pages, ebook

Published September 30, 2025

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Briar Somerset

6 books58 followers
Briar Somerset crafts Dark Fantasy and Gothic Romance infused with archival intrigue and candlelit academia, from the Arthurian-inspired Dark Medieval Romantasy series A Lay of Ruinous Reign, to My Darling Malady—a Gothic Paranormal Romance series tracing two unlikely partners through the spectral edges of Victorian society. Born in Hawaii and now living in California with her family, she delights in crafting worlds both beautifully strange with a hint of whimsy, and the quiet charm of the macabre.

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60 reviews87 followers
September 26, 2025
3.75 ⭐️ rounded up to 4 ⭐️

Fast-paced, clever, and a bit darker than I expected (in a good way) - this was such a fun Novella! For a short story, it was well-written and paced, and it delivered on the paranormal-mystery vibes. I did not expect the twist towards the end! I found myself wanting just a bit more tension and longing from the romance, but it’s hard to develop that kind of connection in a novella. It sounds like this is just the beginning of the story though, and I’m so intrigued to see what comes next!

Thank you NetGalley and Briar Somerset for the e-arc in exchange for my honest review.
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521 reviews52 followers
October 5, 2025
I had the absolute honor of beta reading Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted by Briar Somerset, but I also wanted to support this story as much as I could, so I snagged the ARC from NetGalley. In my defense, this included some things I hadn't read, so I enjoyed reading this again very much. Am I nuts? Mind your business! LOL

This is set in Victorian London in the midst of a consumption epidemic, and Jacques is a private investigator summoned to look into an infirmary where many go in and none come out. As with most things, the interest only grows when the affluent begin to be impacted. Annie is a Chinese seamstress who is a lot tougher and smarter than she looks with hopes and dreams of her own. When their paths cross and Jacques begins to be consumed, chaos ensues.

This is such a genuinely spooky, deliciously gothic, vampy paranormal novella that is perfect for spooky season and autumn in general. Somerset's prose is lyrical and engaging, there is genuine horror intertwined with evil genius and breathtaking angst, bloodlust, and longing. There is also social commentary that rings true in this current day and age, and Annie's Chinese culture is rich and prominent. I cannot say enough good things about this book! I am waiting (im)patiently for book 2 in this series, which will be full length and continue on the story of Annie, Jacques, and Amah.

Thank you to Briar Somerset and NetGalley for the ARC! This is OUT NOW (and free until the end of October 5th, 2025)!

5 ⭐️s
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Author 6 books58 followers
October 17, 2025
I feel uniquely qualified to declare BIFTAA a triumph of Gothic hearsay, medico melodrama, and Very Avoidant Flirting. If you’ve wished Pride & Prejudice contained French endearments, an FMC reflecting the Southeast Asian 2nd generation diasporic experience, a restrained protagonist aroused at the sight of blood on his cock, and a whole cast of unreliable narrators, you might enjoy this book. Here’s your prescription, I guess. Your aptly-sized novella.

Book two, CHATEAU VALMONT AND AN INHERITANCE OF THIRST, will release spring 2026.
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February 27, 2026
How to get your monthly reads up from 1 😔 to 3 😃 in one day: binge some quality novellas 🤌🏻

This is a spoicy lil hundred pager with vibes like Penny Dreadful and A Series of Unfortunate Events. The writing is so perfectly atmospheric, with some dry humor and French internal dialogue that really sealed the deal on my love for this book.

I’m SO excited for future instalments, this couple was top tier and Briar’s writing is genuinely so fucking good I’m obsessed
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179 reviews104 followers
December 19, 2025
DISCLAIMER: slight (toothy) spoilers that can be found in chapter 5 (novella has a total of 8 chapters)

i’m a firm believer that books come to you at the perfect time and beecham’s infirmary for the affluent afflicted was no different. the beecham’s audiobook fell right into my lap off the heels of watching a cure for wellness and the similarities between the two felt kismet. in the middle of an internal tantrum over having to leave the volmer institute, i found myself transported to beecham’s, where there too, teeth were removed against the will of their patients by nefarious means to my macabre delight. soon i was sucked into a world where there was insightful commentary on migrant workers (i am a sucker for god honest truth being spat in the face of the privileged without remorse) and my delectable favorite, reluctant vampirism (swoon), not to mention our sweet mmc, jacques, reminded me of nicholas hoult in nosferatu x the great at every turn (double swoon). the cherry on top of all this delicious writing was of course the narration of christopher tester and keys janae, this dynamic duo are exactly THAT, dynamic! if you imagine people with a green thumb that can bring things to life, they have that but with audio. they are so incredibly gifted. my ears have never been so happy. i smile just thinking about it now.

needless to say, if you love teeth, the removal of teeth, and or collecting teeth, or maybe you just want a cure for wellness in book form, read or listen to beecham’s infirmary for the affluent afflicted. book 1 of the my darling malady series
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30 reviews27 followers
October 8, 2025
Thank you to NetGalley for an eARC in exchange for an honest review!

I haven't expected the slight sprinkle of spice in this short novella, but it was definitely welcomed, alright? I knew it will be a good read when I saw the dedication and I wasn't wrong. It was like a mix of The Vampire Diaries sentiment, but make it somewhere between Penny Dreadful & Dracula (mostly the one with Jonathan Rhys Meyers - still mad we never got season two).

I hope I'm not the only one and people are talking about the shop art that my eyes got the chance to see, because I absolutely loved that one.

My only complain would be the fact that as someone who knows maybe four French words, every time there was no translation of what Jacques said, I had to stop reading and translate the sentence myself.

Overall, you have me completely hooked, miss Somerset and I will gladly read the second book (and your other ones too), especially after such ending!
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148 reviews10 followers
October 23, 2025
What a deliciously grim little ride this was. We’re tossed straight into Victorian London, where the stench of sickness is thick, the cobblestones are slick with something that’s definitely not rainwater, and the bodies are piling faster than the Queen’s tea cups.

Enter Jacques, our French-born private investigator with a haunted stare and a past he’s definitely not talking about. He’s been summoned to Westminster to find a missing girl; one of the many “afflicted” swallowed up by a sanitarium that feels far too polished to be innocent.

This story has all the makings of a fever dream—Sherlock Holmes meets Penny Dreadful with a whisper of romance and just enough paranormal tension to make you question what’s real. And then there’s Annie… the woman who unravels him in every possible way.

Creepy, clever, and surprisingly tender in the shadows… it’s a quick read that lingers like London fog.
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95 reviews10 followers
December 1, 2025
Well, well, well.
I feel physically hurt by that ending and how long I need to wait for the next one!

I was not expecting anything, as I haven’t read anything by Briar Somerset before. I will be reading the next ones. Mystery, fantasy and romance. I enjoyed Jacques and Annie in 1849 London. Amah and her knowing looks. It took a little time at the beginning to set up the history and backstory, but it’s needed as it all moves at such a fast pace. But I really enjoyed it.
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43 reviews21 followers
February 3, 2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️.75
Mystery- Romance- Fantasy
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Book 1
Novella

Tropes:
- Murder Mystery
- Secret Experiments
- Fantastical Creatures
- Romance & Spice
- Plot twists
- Betrayal

The MMC is investigating a murder at a suspicious hospital when he meets an enticing woman.

This was a very short book; I wish it had been longer. I am intrigued and excited to continue the series, but I felt like I only read the first quarter of the book, because it was so short and so much is left unanswered. I would also like to get more from the MFC POV. And I would like to know more about why the villian was conducting his experiments and his background with the MMC’s dad etc. I am excited to read the second book and hope it is longer!
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476 reviews36 followers
December 12, 2025
A quick, spicy audiobook that you can easily enjoy in a single sitting. This Victorian gothic romance delivers exactly what it promises; moody atmosphere, crackling tension, and just the right amount of heat. It’s bite-sized but satisfying, with enough romance and intrigue to keep you hooked from start to finish. Perfect if you’re in the mood for something dark, dramatic, and delightfully indulgent without a big time commitment.
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27 reviews1 follower
November 1, 2025
3.75 ⭐

A quick and easy read! The story seems to be an Introduction and a great one at that! There is mystery, suspense, darkness and a little bit of love. Since this is only the beginning, there are so many questions that remain unanswered. Looking forward to the next novel.
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166 reviews19 followers
December 5, 2025
Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted
by Briar Somerset

Audiobook — narrated by Krys Janae and Christopher Tester

I absolutely loved listening to this novella. It’s short, sweet, haunting in the best gothic way, and it left me completely feral and wanting more. The atmosphere hooked me immediately, that eerie Victorian setting where longing becomes a lure and every shadow feels like it’s hiding something hungry. I cannot wait for more of Annie and Jacques.

I loved how the story blended mystery, strange magic, and this unraveling of what’s happening behind the infirmary’s doors.
Annie is such a sharp, grounded presence, her strength and wit cut right through the fog. Jacques, with his lingering sickness of grief and that sense of being right on the edge of losing himself, was captivating. Their connection felt incredibly unique.

The narration was phenomenal. Krys Janae performed Annie with such confidence and emotional clarity, her fierceness and heart shone through beautifully.
Christopher Tester was the perfect Jacques, capturing his French nuances, his shadows, and that fragile tether to humanity he’s desperately trying to hold.
The production by Elysian Nightfall Studios was incredible. The sound effects were subtle but impactful, making everything more immersive without ever becoming distracting.
Between the performances and Briar Somerset’s atmospheric and flawless writing, this novella felt like stepping straight into a gothic dream.

If you like a gothic setting, vampires, a fierce FMC, a tortured MMC, spice that makes you feral and leaves you wanting more, and a story filled with longing, curses, and mystery, you’ll love this novella.

⭐️ Story: 5

⭐️ Narration & Production: 5

🌶️ Spice: 2

Thank you Briar Somerset for the gifted review copy, all opinions are my own
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62 reviews1 follower
October 4, 2025
3,75/5 stars

Thank you Netgalley and Briar Somerset for the ARC.

I love short stories & novellas. It's so much fun discovering how authors decide to squeeze stories that must be good and captivating in a short format. So, of course, a victorian gothic novella? With romance and sickness? I'm IN.

The atmosphere is set fast. The author has a lovely writing style and a good way of putting to words the environment she pictures. Jacques, Annie and Amah, the main characters of the story, are interesting, with their own interests and delusions.

I expected it to have at least some sort of spice from the cover (it's gorgeous) and my feeling was true. While I do not care for its absence or presence, it was made fun by how pathetic Jacques is, and this continues to prove true throughout the story. I say this positively, because we all love a pathetic yearning man.

The vampire twist was somewhat unexpected, but really interesting. The Beecham infirmary part could have been longer, and I hope we learn more about him and his patients in the next book, which will apparently be a full-length novel! So that's exciting.

I'm looking forward to read more from this series!
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432 reviews49 followers
September 19, 2025
✨Beecham’s Infirmary of the Affluent Afflicted✨

Author: Briar Somerset
Release: September 30, 2025
Series: My Darling Malady, book one

The first episode of a wild and harrowing fever dream, that’s what this vintage London novella was!

Falling into the pages of a gothic English setting, we follow the 1st person POV of our MMC, Jacques, who has recently lost his father and been offered a private investigator case across the English channel, bringing him to England from France.

Expecting a simple robbery, Jacques is surprised to find himself facing the case of a missing body. After a couple’s daughter, who had been staying in an affluent infirmary during the days of the plague curiously passes away, the only clues are a letter from the surgeon and four teeth.

This story is fast-paced. It is dark and mysterious and quirky. The characters all seem a bit off and it only adds to the mystery, especially as Jacques find himself afflicted and in the hands of a stabby seamstress.

I found this story compelling and intriguing. It felt like a suspense movie with Shutter Island vibes. Each moment is a flash of strange. Answers come in rapid bursts, feeling like your mind is reeling and in shock. The chapter headings are hilarious. The reveal has me curious as to what is happening next. It feels like a gothic horror show that I am equally disturbed and compelled to keep watching.

Tropes you may find in BIFTAA are gothic London setting, 30+ MCs, morally grey characters, mystery and plot twists, medium spice, suspicious illness, caregiver rep, vampires and supernatural creatures, and an open ending.

Thank you, Briar, for allowing me to continue to arc read for you and be on your ST.
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82 reviews1 follower
September 30, 2025
Um yes give me moreee!!! Mad Doctor. Investigator. Vampirism. London. French. Need I say more. This was a quick little read and I ate it up in one seating Ofcourse. I wish I got a little more but this was a novella so I will have to be patient and wait! Alsoooo there’s a spicy section right up in there between the shirt little novella which I love when I don’t have to get to know the characters all the way before they boneeee so there’s that. Anyways I’m looking forward to the next book. I hope you readers enjoy like I did 🥰💗 also good reads needs a 4.5 star rating.
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127 reviews52 followers
February 6, 2026
Listened via Audible 🎧

I chose to listen off and on doing chores. Loved the narrator and the story. We all know it's difficult finding an audiobook with good narrators but this one was one of my favorites.

Not a story I would usually go with but I ended up enjoying it nonetheless.

Thank you to the author for letting me listen and leave an honest review!
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66 reviews5 followers
September 23, 2025
4.5 stars!!!!
This dark, paranormal gothic tale was the perfect fast-paced read, full of atmosphere, mystery, and just the right amount of chilling undertones. From the very first pages, I felt immersed in the suspenseful, edgy vibe of the story, and it held me tight all the way through.

We’re swept into a Victorian-inspired world that feels both eerie and enchanting, following Jaques, our intriguing main character, alongside Annie, whose presence adds another layer of tension and mystery. The world-building may be quick, but it’s incredibly effective, painting vivid scenes without slowing the pace. And the twists? They hit from all directions, keeping me on my toes and hungry for answers.

By the time I hit the cliffhanger ending, I was left in total shock. Now I’m anxiously waiting to see what Briar has in store for us next in this series, because I need more of this dark and captivating world.
224 reviews66 followers
December 11, 2025

First off, I am so grateful to Once Upon a Book Tours and Briar Somerset for the gifted audio. This Victorian Gothic Paranormal Novella made me feel like I was spirited back in time and living in an opium-filled lucid nightmare. This dramatic narration takes you into a mysterious infirmary where patients come in but don’t come out. As Jaques Valmont investigates it, strange things begin to occur as he seems to be suffering from a fever and odd symptoms. He teams up with Annie, a seamstress who works at the shop next to the infirmary and hatches a plan for him to become a patient at the infirmary— where he won’t find a cure for what ails him but rather secrets that threaten to destroy his sanity and life.

The gothic atmosphere from London’s bleak fall weather to the crowded and sooty cobblestone streets set an eery backdrop to the story that enhances its mystery. I thought the author and the narrators did an excellent job creating the vibes that fit the genre. I loved Annie’s no nonsense tough older FMC energy and especially how she was not shy with her desires for Jacques. Jacques character is written in a way that demonstrates how the ‘fever’ disrupts his rational self as he gives into his desires and obsession with Annie and solving the mystery of the infirmary.

The story kept me fully engaged with its many surprise twists and turns that had me guessing right up until the end. If you love a gothic thriller with vampires, mutual comfort and corruption and a story full of tension, spice and twists, then add this to your TBL today!

Story: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Narration: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️.5
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111 reviews4 followers
September 19, 2025
Short, mysterious with a bit of spice! This was beautifully written and very captivating. Filled with suspense and grabs your attention right off the bat! Need to find out what happens next! ☺️
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43 reviews
September 16, 2025
4.2 ⭐️

I am pleasantly confused…

This whole book was a roller coaster of events, turns and flips every which way… but in a good way.

I would say to read this if you’re looking for an easy, gothic paranormal romance read.
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7 reviews
December 26, 2025
Thank you to Briar Somerset for gifting me a review copy! 💖 This has in no way influenced my reading experience.

Mild spoilers ahead. Tread carefully.


From the outset, the writing in Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted is lush and deliciously immersive, especially when it sinks its teeth into the Victorian landscape rotting under the weight of disease. As someone whose parents were healthcare workers, there’s something eerily familiar about Briar Somerset’s depiction of sickness and containment. More than anything, the sickly, dreadful atmosphere evoked memories of the pandemic in a way that felt both unsettling and effective. This is a morbid little book, unapologetically dark and gritty, and it wants you to sit in that discomfort.

Can we also take a moment to appreciate the chapter titles? They’re so quirky and added a surprising amount of charm to an otherwise bleak narrative. The title itself is equally captivating—I am a sucker for a good alliteration, and this one sets the tone oh so beautifully!

Truth be told, I went into this novella barely remembering what it was about—which turned out to be a blessing and a curse. I was fully not prepared for the sheer rollercoaster of events in the latter half of the book. For an approximately 20k word novella, a lot happens. The pacing is relentless and while that worked wonders for stakes, I personally felt whiplashed. When the twists hit, it was like an avalanche. I was stressed. Distracted. Fully derailed from my study schedule. I am now formally petitioning authors to include disclaimers warning readers not to pick up their books if they have an upcoming exam.

The social commentary in BIFTAA feels especially relevant as we continue to live in the shadow of a global health crisis alongside an ever-widening gap in wealth inequality—a bleak combination that makes the story hit harder than expected. Although the story is set in Victorian London, its critiques feel uncomfortably familiar in the Philippines, where corruption in health insurance systems and so-called life-saving construction projects (among others) continues to drain resources from those who need them most.

The mystery is tightly woven, with foreshadowing subtle enough that I completely missed it on my first read. I was suspicious of everyone from the jump, which only intensified thanks to our unreliable narrator, Jacques Valmont. Even by the end of the novella, I know jackshit about Jacques.

What I do know about him is that he’s incredibly down bad for Annie Castro-Tan, the feisty seamstress he just met, and would wax poetic about her in his internal monologue every so often. He’s meant to be a brooding private investigator, but that man is a full-time yearner, down bad, and only barely holding it together. I am embarrassed for him.

While I was sold on their dynamic due to the banter and their contrasting personalities, I was put off by Annie’s initial hostility toward him made sense (honestly, I support her; literally, who does he think he is), so the I personally wanted more tension for a more satisfying payoff. That said—once the angst finally arrived? Oh. Delicious! I am craving for more!

Annie Castro-Tan is a standout character. She intimidates me, but she’s also a certified softie—she reminds me of the kind of woman you’d be terrified to approach because of her resting bitch face, but is painfully the kindest person you’ll ever get to know. Her character starts to make sense once you realize how much she loves her family and her fierce desire to protect their memory. The Filipino-Chinese representation was especially meaningful to me, and a first (and not the last I’m sure) in speculative fiction from my reading experience. Her POV is criminally short, and I can only hope we see more of it in the future—frankly, she’d make an incredible unreliable narrator.

The side characters, however, felt more like caricatures. While there aren’t many of them and it’s a novella after all,

All in all, I am impressed with how much Briar Somerset has accomplished in so few words. Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted is dark, haunting, and emotionally gripping—I am left reeling from the revelations and the possibilities that follow them in the next installment. There’s still a lot of loose threads that I need answers to, and I can’t wait to see what comes next in Jacques and Annie’s story!
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624 reviews13 followers
February 7, 2026
A short vampiric novella set in Victorian England during the peak of consumption.

Private Investigator Jacques Valmont is in England ready to find a missing tuberculosis patient. However, he himself seems to be inflicted with consumption himself, but he isn't letting that get in the way. Amidst his feverish delusions, he finds comfort and understanding in the arms of a seamstress by the name of Annie. She suggests that the only way to get into the infirmary that the young girl went missing from is to be brought in as a patient himself. Dark beings lurk within the walls of Beecham's Infirmary and Jacques fears that he may not be able to escape with his life.

I must say, I am intrigued by this one. I fear the plot has barely begun in the course of this novella, so it's hard to make a proper judgment of this story. I think I'm going to report my thoughts as interested to see where it goes but not overly invested.

I think using the front of tuberculosis to hide the fact that there are vampires in Victorian London was pretty genius. People afflicted with consumption are known for their pale skin and coughing up blood, so it truly is a great cover. The vampire elements of this book only started in the last segment, so I don't know all that much about the vampires in this world. However, the mad scientist vibe of Beecham has me interested to see just how Jacques will take him down in future books.

The romance is the thing that has me questioning this novella severely. Jacques and Annie seem rather terrible together. The fact that they got so physically immediately had me wrinkling my nose and questioning their judgement. I guess their futures have been tied together now, so I'll see if their relationship improves as the series progresses.

Overall, "Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted" felt like reading the first third of a book rather than enjoying a full novella. As it stands, I'm interested to see where this story goes but can't say this book stands on its own. The gothic Victorian vibes and the consumption spotlight add such an eerie feel to this book. I feel the second book will let me know if I truly enjoy this story or not. I definitely have to check out more of Somerset's work, because her dark fairy tale-esque books sound like something I'd eat up.

Audiobook Note: This one is narrated by Christopher Tester and Krys Jane. This book is set up so Christopher narrates all the male characters and Krys voicing all the females. This audiobook also has sound effects and music, so it was a very immersive experience. The fact that the narrators both have British accents made this book an enjoyable experience to listen to, even if certain parts of the story were a bit cringey.
9 reviews
January 21, 2026
Rating: 5/5 stars

Overall Thoughts

Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted is lush, unsettling, and intoxicating in the way only true gothic fiction can be. The atmosphere is heavy with fog, longing, and rot beneath refinement, and the pacing slowly tightens like a corset pulled one notch too far. It feels intimate and eerie at once—romantic in a doomed, aching way, with a constant sense that something inside the story is quietly going wrong.
This novella leans hard into mood and emotion, letting dread and desire coil together until they’re impossible to separate.

Vibes & Tropes

Tropes: Gothic mystery, body horror, vampires & supernatural creatures, MCs 30+, diverse romance, Victorian London, Cantonese FMC, nosy private investigator
Vibes: Fog-drenched streets, decaying luxury, hunger as metaphor, slow corruption, yearning that borders on ruin
Genre: Victorian gothic paranormal romance
POV / Structure: Novella format, tightly focused, atmosphere-forward

What Worked

Elegant, immersive prose that feels period-appropriate without being dense

Thick gothic atmosphere—fog, sickness, and longing seep into every scene

Compelling character dynamics rooted in restraint, curiosity, and unspoken desire

Strong emotional and psychological tension beneath the mystery

Body horror elements used sparingly but effectively to unsettle rather than shock

Standout Quote

“Annie looks up at me, her eyes sultry and dark, framed by wisps of lashes that beckon my soul; she sucks the blood off of her middle and ring fingers as I slowly enter her. I’m about to lose myself, yet feel at home at the same time.”

Content & Tone Notes

This is a dark, gothic read that leans into body horror, supernatural transformation, obsession, and sensual intensity. Please check content warnings before starting.

Final Take

If you love gothic stories steeped in atmosphere, morally gray characters, supernatural hunger, and romance that feels dangerous rather than safe, this will absolutely land. It’s moody, sensual, and unsettling in the best way—and yes, it does end on a cliffhanger, so be prepared to crave more.

🗂️ Filed Under
Genre: Gothic paranormal romance
Vibes: Decaying elegance, fog and hunger
Emotional damage level: 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
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134 reviews2 followers
December 3, 2025
My GAWD 😍
I was lucky enough to be selected to receive an ALC of Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted and bayyyby it was EVERYTHING!
The story is so amazingly gothic with sprinkles of humor and witty commentary from swoon worthy Jacques 🤤
This is a quick read and about a 2.5 hour listen for my audiobook lovers 🎧
There’s mystery and intrigue all steeped in an environment that definitely shows that it was written during the time when the pandemic was ramping up.
Even the bits of social commentary were *chef’s kiss 💋
Then we have our spitfire of an FMC Annie Tan. She is one of those characters I love to read. She’s strong and independent with self preservation in mind, and a sense of familial loyalty.
There is some spiciness in this read, but it is only a small part of the entirety of this amazing story.
With this only being the beginning of their story I can only imagine how much more heat there will be.
Briar created such an incredible setup to a story I can’t wait to devour in its finality.

Since I listened alongside my read of this I can’t leave without raving about how AMAZING this was for my ears 🤩 listening to Christopher Tester -our smexy af Jacques- was like having honey poured into my ears (bites lip) 😏 he is a new to me narrator but with that accent he could read me an entire compendium about the history of the vacuum and I would STILL be enthralled. 🥵
Krys Janae -our sassy Annie- has one of those voices I yearn for in a female narrator. She has the range to differentiate all of the characters she portrays in unique ways. Her voice is so smooth and not grating and high pitched even when portraying a young child. She is also new to me but I will be looking for more of her work as well. 🖤

The ebook is currently available on KU and other sites as well as the paperback 📚

The audiobook will be available soon and trust me you do NOT want to miss it.

Well freaking done Briar Somerset! I’m so looking forward to reading more from you 🖤
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86 reviews2 followers
October 20, 2025
3.75/4⭐️
.5/1🌶

In the shadows of London, Jacques, a grief-stricken investigator, teams up with spirited seamstress Annie to uncover the truth behind mysterious disappearances linked to the notorious Beecham Infirmary. To delve deeper, he becomes a patient, facing ominous warnings of a curse that threatens to consume his humanity and distort his identity. As Jacques navigates this perilous path, he hopes Annie's presence will anchor him amidst the encroaching darkness. However, the line between ally and threat blurs, and he must confront the possibility that she might intensify his dangerous hunger. In this suspenseful tale, the fight for truth intertwines with a battle for his very soul.

* REVIEW *

This was an enjoyable gothic novella set in Victorian London. Although it is a short read, I felt that the characters fell for each other rather quickly; nonetheless, I loved their dynamic. Annie, the strong, brooding character, exudes a confidence I can only dream of having. Jacques, on the other hand, often comes across as shy, but there are moments when he confidently takes the lead. You can tell he cares for her deeply.

Their connection was remarkable; they truly understood each other’s grief, loneliness, hardships, and the darker parts of their lives that they wouldn't normally reveal to others. They are definitely kindred spirits.

I also loved Annie’s grandmother. She’s a feisty character with a few secrets up her sleeve, and I have a feeling she’s not done surprising us yet.

I figured out the plot fairly quickly, but that didn’t detract from my enjoyment of the story. There was also a fun twist that added to the intrigue.

I will definitely be reading the next book.

If you're looking for a good short read for spooky season, this one is perfect for you!

Thank you NetGalley and Briar Somerset for the eARC!
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575 reviews29 followers
September 30, 2025
Being a novella, pacing is relatively brisk; it wastes little time on filler. That said, some of the deeper lore or secondary characters felt a bit rushed or under‑explored. I wanted more of the infirmary’s backstory, more scenes that allowed the dread to settle in before advancing. Also, while the romance is gripping, the emotional arcs occasionally lean into the familiar — grief, sacrifice, longing — which may feel comfortingly familiar to lovers of Gothic romance, but less surprising. These are small quibbles, though, in an otherwise satisfying tale.

One of the novella’s strongest features is its atmosphere. The imagery of the infirmary, the sense of decay, the fevered nights, grief bruising every scene — all of it pulls you in. Somerset balances the gothic tropes (forsaken mansions, mysterious illnesses, ghost‑hints) with enough originality that it never feels like a pastiche. Annie as a heroine provides sharp contrast to Jacques’s brooding grief; their interactions buzz with tension, care, and the unspoken pull between healing and danger.

The set‑up is superb: Jacques Valmont, private investigator and estranged heir to French aristocracy, is called to London to investigate something rotten hiding behind Beecham’s Infirmary’s decaying walls. People are going missing, promises of miraculous cures mask darker truths, and grief already whispers in Jacques’s heart. He partners with Annie, a sharp‑witted seamstress who works next door, whose presence offers both solace and risk. When the only way in is pretending to be one of the afflicted, the stakes turn deeply personal.
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105 reviews
September 30, 2025
ARC Book Review: Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted by Briar Somerset. Thank you for choosing me as an ARC reader in exchange for an honest review! This book is officially released today September 30, 2025!

My Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️💫 /5

Recommendation: If you enjoy mysteries with a touch of cultural depth and a unique setting, this novella is a fun, quick read just in time for spooky season. It’s perfect for dipping into a story with charm and intrigue, though be aware it’s on the shorter side. Like very short. Like pixar short short.

Spice: 🌶️🌶️

Emotional Damage: ☠️☠️ /5

Originality : 🖊️🖊️🖊️/5

Writing: 🥀🥀🥀/5

Likes: I really appreciated the Chinese representation and the backstory of the Tan family—it gave the story warmth and depth. The inclusion of French was a nostalgic touch for me since I studied it in school. The mystery surrounding the infirmary itself was compelling, and without spoiling, I liked the paranormal direction it took as it unraveled.

Dislikes: Knowing it was a novella, I still didn’t realize just how short it would be. I enjoyed the story so much that I wished it had more intricate plot lines and more room to explore its characters and setting. It left me wanting a lot more detail and depth.I don’t know if I can continue with book two knowing it’ll leave me just as wanting.

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Genre: Victorian Gothic Paranormal Romance Novella

Tropes: Gothic Setting, Paranormal Elements, Romantic Undertones, Cultural Representation, Victorian Mystery
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84 reviews
December 1, 2025
I am 100% intrigued as to how this story progresses.

I read and listened to the audio version of this and the audio was done VERY well with the minor issue of the glosseries at the end of the written were not at the end of the audio - so if you only have the audio you will miss on the translations I mention below.

I love the imagery created so far. - early 1800s London, foggy, dark, carriages rolling through the streets with Jacques ambling about.

I do feel like parts of this story were rushed (again it was a novella) - especially with Jacques and Annie.

The intrigue with Beecham and his back story is what has me the most hooked, and I am eager to read more about him and his medical practices.

I feel like Ahma's character could have had a bit more to it, hopefully in the next books to come that will develop.

The tidbits of French throughout didnt seem to add anythinf to the story for me, there is a glossary at the back; but when looking at the translations the things he says in French aren't anything 'special'. It would make more sense to me if he failed English and went to French in moments of frustration/anger/excitement when our brains are more likely to revert back to our 1st language from heightened emotions. Or at very least for sayings or idioms that he might not have translations for.

I love the glossary for the herbs that Ahma gives Jacques - and hope to see more integration of the culture in the future books.

Thank you Briar Somerset for the ARC and ALR of this novella.
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55 reviews10 followers
December 13, 2025
Welcome to the 1800s: gas lamps glowing, fog rolling through narrow alleys, horse-drawn carriages rattling down cobblestone streets. This book transported me fully into Victorian London, and I loved every atmospheric second.

For being such a short read, this story is rich, gothic, and irresistibly mysterious. The paranormal threads? Chef’s kiss. They elevate the entire tone and make the ending hit even harder.

We follow Jacques, a PI investigating why no one ever leaves Beecham’s Infirmary alive. Getting inside his mind as he pieces together clues was so much fun. And then there’s Annie, unexpected ally, unexpected spark, and the perfect addition to the tension building around the mystery.

The best part? I truly did not see the ending coming. Even knowing it was paranormal, there were no obvious breadcrumbs. The reveal lands precisely when it should, and it left me questioning what in this world is actually resolved… and what still lurks in the shadows.

The audiobook narration by Christopher Tester & Krys Janae was phenomenal. They brought this eerie world to life with emotion, presence, and authenticity. The subtle music woven between scenes added even more ambiance, like you were standing right there in the fog beside them.

At just 2.5 hours, this is a short but powerful first installment in the My Darling Malady series. Book 2 will be a full novel next year, and I can’t wait to step back into these gothic, Victorian, paranormal vibes.

Thank you to @briarsomerset for the gifted ALC.
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139 reviews5 followers
October 23, 2025
This short little novella is perfect if you're looking for something quick (finished it in about an hour and a half), but still want a gripping story. It was a beautifully written story with mystery, romance, and an eerie atmosphere. Throughout the story, we're trying to unravel the secrets behind Beechman's Infirmary, what happened to Jacques's father, and what's happening to Jaques himself. He has urges he can't explain away, and from the first chapter, I was immediately intrigued.

When it comes to romance, I'm not usually a fan of instalove/instalust, but somehow it worked here. Maybe it's because he's not super lusty when it comes to his feelings for Annie. He genuinely sees her as beautiful, funny, and kind. Between them, Annie is the more feisty one, and he's more reserved, which I love that dynamic. In the short amount of time they've known each other, there's a palpable chemistry between them that I wanted to see explored even more. By the end of the story, Annie is not a happy camper, and I'm looking forward to seeing how he makes up for it.

After everything that happens following Jacques's discovery, I can't wait to see what's next. I'm not sure if it'll be another novella or full-length novel, but either way, I'll definitely be reading it.

Thank you NetGalley and Briar Somerset for the ARC.
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