Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted

My Darling Malady #0.5

by Briar Somerset

A Victorian Gothic Paranormal Romance Novella by Briar Somerset

Series order note: Goodreads may incorrectly display Beecham’s Infirmary as My Darling Malady #0.5 and Château Valmont as #1 due to its series numbering conventions. The intended reading order is: Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted (#1, a series-opening novella); Château Valmont and An Inheritance of Thirst (#2, a full-length sequel, releasing 12 Sept 2026); The Unsavory Whims of Unlikely Gentlemen (#2.5, a prequel novelette releasing Dec 2026, intended to be read after #2); The Valmont Bride and A Study in Becoming (#3, a full-length third instalment, releasing late 2027).

In a town where health is currency and longing is lure, a reluctant investigator and seamstress must uncover whether hunger will anchor a man already slipping into the dark.

Behind the decrepit doors of an Infirmary said to offer miraculous cures to London's ailing elite, people are vanishing. Private Investigator and estranged heir to French aristocracy Jacques Valmont is summoned across the channel to sleuth, despite the lingering sickness of his own—one of grief that stirs in his blood and shadows his mind.

Amidst the fog and fever, he finds an unlikely ally in Annie, the quick-witted seamstress working next door to Beecham's Infirmary, whose presence seems to quiet the storm inside him. When she suggests the only way to breach the infirmary's guarded walls is becoming a patient himself, Annie's grandmother warns them both of curses that fester with longing. Unnatural aches that transform a person entirely, if not quelled.

As Jacques nears the truth, desire and dread twist together. Annie may be the last tether holding him to his humanity—or the final thread that unravels it.

Genres: Paranormal, Audiobook, Fantasy, Gothic, Romance, Novella, Ebooks

122 pages, ebook

First published December 1, 2025

About the author

Briar Somerset writes a spellbinding blend of Gothic Paranormal Romance and Dark Romantasy for those rooting for the monster. She's known for her immersive audio-forward Gothic Paranormal Romance series, My Darling Malady, which traces two bloodthirsty partners through the spectral margins of Victorian society—and her SOVAS (Society of Voice Arts and Sciences) Award-nominated debut Dark Renaissance Romantasy series, A Lay of Ruinous Reign.

Born and raised in Hawai'i and a member of the Medieval Academy of America, Medievalists of Color, and an Active Member of the Horror Writers Association, Somerset curates tales that examine identity and dread through a Southeast Asian diasporic lens.

Reviews

[Marcie McPherson]

𝗔 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲. 🖤

I can't believe how much this packed into just 2½ hours. Victorian Gothic atmosphere, mystery, complex characters, supernatural darkness, gore, and just enough dark humour to keep things interesting.

Jacques really grew on me, but the grandmother absolutely stole the show. The romance didn't land quite as strongly for me, although steamier-romance readers will probably appreciate it.

Christopher Tester and Krys Janae were fantastic, giving the characters wonderfully distinctive voices, while the sound effects and cryptic chapter introductions added even more atmosphere.

A fantastic introduction to this world. After that ending and author's note, I'm very, very ready for the main book.

Thank you to Xpresso Audiobooks and NetGalley for the advance listening copy. All opinions are my own.

[Nicole is Reading Fantasy]

3.75 ⭐️ rounded up to 4 ⭐️

Fast-paced, clever, and a bit darker than I expected (in a good way) - this was such a fun Novella! For a short story, it was well-written and paced, and it delivered on the paranormal-mystery vibes. I did not expect the twist towards the end! I found myself wanting just a bit more tension and longing from the romance, but it’s hard to develop that kind of connection in a novella. It sounds like this is just the beginning of the story though, and I’m so intrigued to see what comes next!

Thank you NetGalley and Briar Somerset for the e-arc in exchange for my honest review.

[Cydney]

I had the absolute honor of beta reading Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted by Briar Somerset, but I also wanted to support this story as much as I could, so I snagged the ARC from NetGalley. In my defense, this included some things I hadn't read, so I enjoyed reading this again very much. Am I nuts? Mind your business! LOL

This is set in Victorian London in the midst of a consumption epidemic, and Jacques is a private investigator summoned to look into an infirmary where many go in and none come out. As with most things, the interest only grows when the affluent begin to be impacted. Annie is a Chinese seamstress who is a lot tougher and smarter than she looks with hopes and dreams of her own. When their paths cross and Jacques begins to be consumed, chaos ensues.

This is such a genuinely spooky, deliciously gothic, vampy paranormal novella that is perfect for spooky season and autumn in general. Somerset's prose is lyrical and engaging, there is genuine horror intertwined with evil genius and breathtaking angst, bloodlust, and longing. There is also social commentary that rings true in this current day and age, and Annie's Chinese culture is rich and prominent. I cannot say enough good things about this book! I am waiting (im)patiently for book 2 in this series, which will be full length and continue on the story of Annie, Jacques, and Amah.

Thank you to Briar Somerset and NetGalley for the ARC! This is OUT NOW (and free until the end of October 5th, 2025)!

5 ⭐️s
1.5 🌶️

[BookishKB]

🩸🏥 Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted 🕯️🦇

I went into this book completely blind, and I am so glad I did! 🖤

For such a short novella, this packed a punch. I was immediately hooked, and the audiobook was absolutely fantastic. 🎧 The narrators brought the eerie atmosphere to life and made it impossible to stop listening.

Even though it's a quick read, it does an amazing job building a world that immediately pulls you in. I was completely invested.

And that ending?! 😱 It left me with so many questions that I immediately preordered the next book in the series. I need answers!

⭐️ 6 Star Audiobook!

What to Expect
🕵️ Private Investigator MMC
🧵 Seamstress FMC
🦇 Gothic Paranormal
🩸 Vampiric Horror
🕯️ Haunted Infirmary
🔍 Supernatural Mystery
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📅 Pub Date: December 15, 2025
💛 Thank you to Xpresso Book Tours and Briar Somerset for the advanced listening copy. All thoughts are my own.

[myo ⋆｡˚ ❀ *]

3.75 stars

this book reads so fast not because it was short but because of the pacing (which i love). i really enjoyed the author didn’t waste our time and just threw us right in and got to business. there were a few typos here but this is self published and most traditionally published books don’t even get edited well these days.

i don’t think ive ever given a book 3.75 EVER on goodreads because although i understand 5 ratings and use them i just don’t get quarter ratings (?) BUT THATS JUST FOR ME! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IDC! the reason im giving the book 3.75 is just that i didn’t really love the romance, i didn’t hate it either but like its novella how am i supposed to enjoy the romance if its so short? im sure ill love them more in the next book!!

[Briar Somerset]

I feel uniquely qualified to declare BIFTAA a triumph of Gothic hearsay, medico melodrama, and Very Avoidant Flirting. If you’ve wished Pride & Prejudice contained French endearments, an FMC reflecting the Southeast Asian 2nd generation diasporic experience, a restrained protagonist aroused at the sight of blood on his cock, and a whole cast of unreliable narrators, you might enjoy this book. Here’s your prescription, I guess. Your aptly-sized novella.

Book two, CHATEAU VALMONT AND AN INHERITANCE OF THIRST, will release spring 2026.

[Adri]

Well, well, well.
I feel physically hurt by that ending and how long I need to wait for the next one!

I was not expecting anything, as I haven’t read anything by Briar Somerset before. I will be reading the next ones. Mystery, fantasy and romance. I enjoyed Jacques and Annie in 1849 London. Amah and her knowing looks. It took a little time at the beginning to set up the history and backstory, but it’s needed as it all moves at such a fast pace. But I really enjoyed it.

[Lana]

*Read through NetGalley*

I know this is a novella, but SO much happened in such a short amount of time, and somehow I still finished with way more questions than answers.

To me, it didn't feel like a complete story. It felt more like a teaser for what's coming next instead of something that could stand on its own. Personally, I think a novella should either tell a full story or meaningfully add to a larger one, and this one just left me wanting more.

That said, I'm definitely intrigued. The world and story have enough mystery that I want to see where the series goes. I just wish this installment had felt a little more complete.

I also listened to the audiobook, and the narrators did a fantastic job. They really brought the story to life, so I'd definitely recommend the audio if you're planning to read it.

[Julia]

I read this because I wanted to get to the next full-length book in the series, but now I’m not so sure about that 😂 I really enjoyed the sarcastic writing style, but the MMC’s erection gets mentioned way too often for such a short book…

[kat]

3.5/5 star

thank you to netgalley for providing me with a copy of this audiobook for a voluntary and honest review!

honestly this book kind of felt like a fever dream?? but i also do think that this was a fun, chaotic introduction to the story that will be developed more in the full first book! its definitely piqued my interest a lot and im hoping that the next book gets an audiobook because both of the narrators were super fun to listen to throughout

i do hope in the next book we delve more into those gothic vibes, more so than just being set in Victorian era London, like i want the gothic vibes to hit me in the face HARDD

[Brittany]

This was such a fun, atmospheric novella. It was fast-paced, eerie, and had just the right mix of gothic horror, paranormal mystery, and romance to keep me turning the pages. I loved the creepy infirmary setting and how quickly the story pulled me into its strange world.

For such a short read, I thought the mystery was really well done, and I definitely didn’t see that ending coming. The characters were intriguing, and while I would have loved a little more time to develop the romance, that’s always the challenge with a novella. It left me wanting more, in the best way and I’m excited to see where this series goes next.

Thank you to NetGalley and Briar Somerset for the ARC in exchange for my honest review.

[ObscureVi]

Thank you to NetGalley for the eARC in exchange for an honest review!

I haven't expected the slight sprinkle of spice in this short novella, but it was definitely welcomed, alright? I knew it will be a good read when I saw the dedication and I wasn't wrong. It was like a mix of The Vampire Diaries sentiment, but make it somewhere between Penny Dreadful & Dracula (mostly the one with Jonathan Rhys Meyers - still mad we never got season two).

I hope I'm not the only one and people are talking about the shop art that my eyes got the chance to see, because I absolutely loved that one.

My only complain would be the fact that as someone who knows maybe four French words, every time there was no translation of what Jacques said, I had to stop reading and translate the sentence myself.

Overall, you have me completely hooked, miss Somerset and I will gladly read the second book (and your other ones too), especially after such ending!

[xXTomeRaiderXx]

What a deliciously grim little ride this was. We’re tossed straight into Victorian London, where the stench of sickness is thick, the cobblestones are slick with something that’s definitely not rainwater, and the bodies are piling faster than the Queen’s tea cups.

Enter Jacques, our French-born private investigator with a haunted stare and a past he’s definitely not talking about. He’s been summoned to Westminster to find a missing girl; one of the many “afflicted” swallowed up by a sanitarium that feels far too polished to be innocent.

This story has all the makings of a fever dream—Sherlock Holmes meets Penny Dreadful with a whisper of romance and just enough paranormal tension to make you question what’s real. And then there’s Annie… the woman who unravels him in every possible way.

Creepy, clever, and surprisingly tender in the shadows… it’s a quick read that lingers like London fog.

[Adri]

I had a ALC copy thanks to Briar Somerset.

I loved the book and I love the audio. The narrators Christopher Tester and Krys Janae did an amazing job of bringing the book to life even more. Each character was different, lots of different accents, some parts are immersive. It’s a great opening to the series, with mystery and yearning. I’m looking forward to the next book.

[britt]

DISCLAIMER: slight (toothy) spoilers that can be found in chapter 5 (novella has a total of 8 chapters)

i’m a firm believer that books come to you at the perfect time and beecham’s infirmary for the affluent afflicted was no different. the beecham’s audiobook fell right into my lap off the heels of watching a cure for wellness and the similarities between the two felt kismet. in the middle of an internal tantrum over having to leave the volmer institute, i found myself transported to beecham’s, where there too, teeth were removed against the will of their patients by nefarious means to my macabre delight. soon i was sucked into a world where there was insightful commentary on migrant workers (i am a sucker for god honest truth being spat in the face of the privileged without remorse) and my delectable favorite, reluctant vampirism (swoon), not to mention our sweet mmc, jacques, reminded me of nicholas hoult in nosferatu x the great at every turn (double swoon). the cherry on top of all this delicious writing was of course the narration of christopher tester and keys janae, this dynamic duo are exactly THAT, dynamic! if you imagine people with a green thumb that can bring things to life, they have that but with audio. they are so incredibly gifted. my ears have never been so happy. i smile just thinking about it now.

needless to say, if you love teeth, the removal of teeth, and or collecting teeth, or maybe you just want a cure for wellness in book form, read or listen to beecham’s infirmary for the affluent afflicted. book 1 of the my darling malady series

[Monica (switching platforms)]

3.5

Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted immediately pulled me in with its eerie Victorian gothic atmosphere. Between the mysterious infirmary, the paranormal elements, and the haunting soundtrack created by the dual narration, it was incredibly easy to sink into the story.

The premise is fascinating, and I genuinely wanted to learn more about this strange world where illness, desire, and curses intertwine. The mystery surrounding the infirmary kept me curious, and I especially enjoyed the dark, gothic mood that surrounded the entire novella.

My biggest issue was the pacing, particularly the romance. Jacques and Annie's relationship developed almost instantly, and I would have preferred it to remain more in the background, allowing the mystery to take center stage. The investigation and the eerie atmosphere were, in my opinion, the strongest parts of the novella and kept me genuinely invested. Just as I was settling into the story and becoming immersed in the mystery, the plot was already racing toward its conclusion. While that was a little disappointing, I also understand that this is a novella, so the brisk pacing makes sense. I wish the story had lingered a little longer.

That said, I did enjoy the writer's writing style, and this novella succeeded in making me curious about what comes next. It works well as an introduction to the series, and I hope the full-length novels have more space to further develop the characters, the mystery, and this intriguing gothic world.

I'm a little torn when it comes to recommending this novella. On one hand, it's short, atmospheric, and easy to get through, making it a great introduction to the series. On the other hand, I felt the romance overshadowed the world-building and mystery, which were the aspects I found most compelling. Because of that, I think this will be a very subjective reading experience.

Despite my reservations, I still enjoyed it overall, and I'm curious to see where the series goes next. If you're looking for a quick, gothic paranormal romance and don't mind a fast-paced romance, this novella may be worth picking up.

Thanks NetGalley, Xpresso Book Tours and the author for an ALC of this book. All opinions are on my own.

[myfictionaladventure]

⭐️⭐️⭐️.75
Mystery- Romance- Fantasy
🌶️
Book 1
Novella

Tropes:
- Murder Mystery
- Secret Experiments
- Fantastical Creatures
- Romance & Spice
- Plot twists
- Betrayal

The MMC is investigating a murder at a suspicious hospital when he meets an enticing woman.

This was a very short book; I wish it had been longer. I am intrigued and excited to continue the series, but I felt like I only read the first quarter of the book, because it was so short and so much is left unanswered. I would also like to get more from the MFC POV. And I would like to know more about why the villian was conducting his experiments and his background with the MMC’s dad etc. I am excited to read the second book and hope it is longer!

[Isis]

Went in completely blind, all I knew was that this was a dark gothic vampire book.

This was fast paced, the plot was interesting and I absolutely needed more. With this being a novella it’s hard to cram everything into such a short story but Briar did that 👏🏽
The way the vampires were incorporated into this was definitely nothing like I expected and i love that! I loved the flirting between the two characters, they had me kicking my feet.
I can’t wait for the next book, I need to know what happens🫠

[Courtney]

A quick, spicy audiobook that you can easily enjoy in a single sitting. This Victorian gothic romance delivers exactly what it promises; moody atmosphere, crackling tension, and just the right amount of heat. It’s bite-sized but satisfying, with enough romance and intrigue to keep you hooked from start to finish. Perfect if you’re in the mood for something dark, dramatic, and delightfully indulgent without a big time commitment.

[Marie-eve]

3.75 ⭐

A quick and easy read! The story seems to be an Introduction and a great one at that! There is mystery, suspense, darkness and a little bit of love. Since this is only the beginning, there are so many questions that remain unanswered. Looking forward to the next novel.

[Inarareads]

The audiobook is absolutely masterful. It’s so well narrated and atmospheric that I felt like I was sitting in a theatre watching a performance.

The way it’s told makes you feel part of the story—not just because of the excellent narration and acting, but also because of the additional elements.

It’s the first time I’ve listened to an audiobook that’s this immersive and well produced.

100% recommended.

[Le Cy]

I think I just found a new subgenre I really like. The gothic, Victorian England atmosphere in this book was absolutely magnetic, and I found myself utterly intrigued from the very beginning.

I often go into novellas expecting them to feel rushed or underdeveloped, but this one was an excellent introduction to the series. The pacing felt just right, and the prose was beautiful and incredibly engaging. I'll admit I was pretty confused throughout the last couple of chapters, but I'm assuming that was entirely intentional to leave readers with just enough intrigue to carry them into the next book.

Also, a tiny detail, but I LOVE chapter headings, and I especially loved how long and descriptive they were without ever really giving much away. They added so much personality to the reading (or, in my case, listening) experience, and I'd honestly love to see more authors bring them back! (Though I know coming up with them can't be easy haha.)

The characters immediately caught my attention, and I'm already excited to spend more time with them in the next installment. Jacques was such a refreshing MMC. He was fiery, passionate, and just a little pathetic at times, which made him an incredibly fun character to read from. Annie was another pleasant surprise. I hadn't expected to see second-generation Asian immigrant representation in this story, and I'm really looking forward to learning more about her experiences. (+ Loveee Amah!!)

The audiobook narration was also fantastic! I loved the distinct voices the narrators gave each character, and with the occasional sound effects and music, it almost felt like listening to a graphic audiobook.

My biggest reservation (as with most novellas) was the romance. While the main couple is absolutely swoonworthy, I just couldn't quite get behind Jacques calling Annie the "love of his life" after only a couple of days of knowing her. I think I would've minded it less if this had been a standalone novella, but knowing it's the beginning of a series made me a little unsure of how the romance will continue to develop from here.

(P.S. Despite that I just HAVE to say the dance scene was SO freaking cute. I have such a soft spot for couples who just spontaneously start dancing together for no reason. It's ridiculously romantic, and I eat it up every single time. 🤭)

Overall, this was a super fun read, and I really recommend it to readers looking for a quick paranormal romance with nice gothic vibes and a strong setup for the rest of the series!

Thank you Xpresso Audiobooks and Briar Somerset for providing this book for review consideration via NetGalley. All opinions are my own.

[Abrianna Rasco]

Thank you to NetGalley and the author for providing me with this free audiobook! All opinions are honest and my own!

Plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
THIS STORY IS TRULY UNLIKE ANY I HAVE READ BEFORE! THERE IS SO MUCH SUBSTANCE JAM PACKED INTO THIS LITTLE NOVEL! A VICTORIAN GOTHIC DREAM, WE FOLLOW P.I. JACQUES VALMONT AS HE WORKS TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE SICK ARE VANISHING AT BEECHAM’S INFIRMARY. ALONG THE WAY, HE ENCOUNTERS ANNIE, A SEAMSTRESS WHO ENRAPTURES HIM. I LOVED HOW THE AUTHOR UNIQUELY GUVES US A GLIMPSE I TO JACQUES’ VAMPIRIC WAYS!

Setting: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I LOVED HOW THE ATMOSPHERE AND VIBES WERE PAINTED THROUGHOUT THE STORY! I COULD SENSE THE UNEASE AROUND THE SICKNESS, THE URGENCY OF THE TIMES, AND THE ACCURACY OF THE TIME PERIOD. THIS MAY GO DOWN AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE VICTORIAN GOTHIC SETTINGS OF ALL TIME. THE AUTHOR PROMISED GOTHIC AND SHE REALLY TOOK ME THERE! I LOVE HOW THIS STORY REALLY BRINGS ME BACK TO THE VICTORIAN ERA IN MY MIND!

Readability:
I LOVED HOW FAST-PACED THIS BOOK WAS! I WAS ABLE TO IMMERSIVE READ THIS, THANKS TO NETGALLEY AND THE AUTHOR. THE NARRATION WAS SPOT-ON; I ADORED THE CHARACTERS AND THE SOUND EFFECTS. THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME IMMERSIVE READING AND I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST AUDIOBOOKS I HAVE LISTENED TO AND IT FIT PERFECTLY WITH READING THE BOOK. I APPRECIATED THE ACCENTS TOO!

Overall: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
THIS WAS THE MOST FUN I HAVE HAD READING IN A LONG TIME! I NEVER WANTED TO STOP LISTENING/READING AND I FIND MYSELF ATTACHED TO NOT ONLY JACQUES, BUT ALSO TO ANNIE. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEIR STORIES UNFOLD IN CHÂTEAU VALMONT AND AN INHERITANCE OF THIRST, THE NEXT BOOK IN THE SERIES. I AM SO READY FOR WHATEVER ELSE THIS AUTHOR HAS TO OFFER! IF YOU WANT A VAMPIRE STORY THAT FEELS DIFFERENT, GIVE THIS ONE A READ! YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

What an absolute pleasure it was to immersive read this one! The narration was spot on and kept me hooked. I love the fast-paced nature of this story. And ooooo is Jacques a HOT vampire 😍😮‍💨 yeahhhh I need the next book expeditiously!

[Laura]

Beecham’s Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted
by Briar Somerset

Audiobook — narrated by Krys Janae and Christopher Tester

I absolutely loved listening to this novella. It’s short, sweet, haunting in the best gothic way, and it left me completely feral and wanting more. The atmosphere hooked me immediately, that eerie Victorian setting where longing becomes a lure and every shadow feels like it’s hiding something hungry. I cannot wait for more of Annie and Jacques.

I loved how the story blended mystery, strange magic, and this unraveling of what’s happening behind the infirmary’s doors.
Annie is such a sharp, grounded presence, her strength and wit cut right through the fog. Jacques, with his lingering sickness of grief and that sense of being right on the edge of losing himself, was captivating. Their connection felt incredibly unique.

The narration was phenomenal. Krys Janae performed Annie with such confidence and emotional clarity, her fierceness and heart shone through beautifully.
Christopher Tester was the perfect Jacques, capturing his French nuances, his shadows, and that fragile tether to humanity he’s desperately trying to hold.
The production by Elysian Nightfall Studios was incredible. The sound effects were subtle but impactful, making everything more immersive without ever becoming distracting.
Between the performances and Briar Somerset’s atmospheric and flawless writing, this novella felt like stepping straight into a gothic dream.

If you like a gothic setting, vampires, a fierce FMC, a tortured MMC, spice that makes you feral and leaves you wanting more, and a story filled with longing, curses, and mystery, you’ll love this novella.

⭐️ Story: 5

⭐️ Narration & Production: 5

🌶️ Spice: 2

Thank you Briar Somerset for the gifted review copy, all opinions are my own

[jess sweetland]

4.5⭐️ i haven’t yet come across a novella as well paced as this one. there was always something happening down to the very last sentence with the cliff hanger. excited to see where book 2 takes this story.

i got the immersive audio from the author and it was such a fun touch. i rarely see authors record graphic audios like that unless it’s for big name books. highly recommend the audio.

what i’m about to say is the definition of a spoiler as it is essentially the entire plot of the book. proceed with caution.

short story short, Jacques is a private investigator hired by a family who’s daughter went missing after visiting beecham’s infirmary. while trying to solve the case he comes across annie, the tailor for the town, and her grandmother amah. Jacques starts feeling weird symptoms and is convinced he has a plague that is taking over london. come to find out he’s actually a vampire and needs to leave london asap. problem is, someone annie is also now showing signs of being a vampire so off they go on a ship sailing out of london and into the great unknown of book 2. looking forward to what happens as they journey together figuring out how to be these new versions of themselves.

[☽ Mél]

3,75/5 stars

Thank you Netgalley and Briar Somerset for the ARC.

I love short stories & novellas. It's so much fun discovering how authors decide to squeeze stories that must be good and captivating in a short format. So, of course, a victorian gothic novella? With romance and sickness? I'm IN.

The atmosphere is set fast. The author has a lovely writing style and a good way of putting to words the environment she pictures. Jacques, Annie and Amah, the main characters of the story, are interesting, with their own interests and delusions.

I expected it to have at least some sort of spice from the cover (it's gorgeous) and my feeling was true. While I do not care for its absence or presence, it was made fun by how pathetic Jacques is, and this continues to prove true throughout the story. I say this positively, because we all love a pathetic yearning man.

The vampire twist was somewhat unexpected, but really interesting. The Beecham infirmary part could have been longer, and I hope we learn more about him and his patients in the next book, which will apparently be a full-length novel! So that's exciting.

I'm looking forward to read more from this series!

[Meg (fantasybook.adventurer)]

✨Beecham’s Infirmary of the Affluent Afflicted✨

Author: Briar Somerset
Release: September 30, 2025
Series: My Darling Malady, book one

The first episode of a wild and harrowing fever dream, that’s what this vintage London novella was!

Falling into the pages of a gothic English setting, we follow the 1st person POV of our MMC, Jacques, who has recently lost his father and been offered a private investigator case across the English channel, bringing him to England from France.

Expecting a simple robbery, Jacques is surprised to find himself facing the case of a missing body. After a couple’s daughter, who had been staying in an affluent infirmary during the days of the plague curiously passes away, the only clues are a letter from the surgeon and four teeth.

This story is fast-paced. It is dark and mysterious and quirky. The characters all seem a bit off and it only adds to the mystery, especially as Jacques find himself afflicted and in the hands of a stabby seamstress.

I found this story compelling and intriguing. It felt like a suspense movie with Shutter Island vibes. Each moment is a flash of strange. Answers come in rapid bursts, feeling like your mind is reeling and in shock. The chapter headings are hilarious. The reveal has me curious as to what is happening next. It feels like a gothic horror show that I am equally disturbed and compelled to keep watching.

Tropes you may find in BIFTAA are gothic London setting, 30+ MCs, morally grey characters, mystery and plot twists, medium spice, suspicious illness, caregiver rep, vampires and supernatural creatures, and an open ending.

Thank you, Briar, for allowing me to continue to arc read for you and be on your ST.

[Acacia]

Um yes give me moreee!!! Mad Doctor. Investigator. Vampirism. London. French. Need I say more. This was a quick little read and I ate it up in one seating Ofcourse. I wish I got a little more but this was a novella so I will have to be patient and wait! Alsoooo there’s a spicy section right up in there between the shirt little novella which I love when I don’t have to get to know the characters all the way before they boneeee so there’s that. Anyways I’m looking forward to the next book. I hope you readers enjoy like I did 🥰💗 also good reads needs a 4.5 star rating.

[T ||]

Briar Somerset is one amazing author.
5 star listen for me!! The 2 narrators were incredible.

Beecham's Infirmary for the Affluent Afflicted ALC was amazing, thanks to Briar for this ALC.

Being that this is just the appetiser audio (and book) it was incredible. I was invested right from the beginning & holy shit balls, the males voice 😮‍💨🤯😭❗️ that is all & the sound effects were incredible just added even more to the immersion!

If you love your paranormal, mysterious, investigation reads/audios with spice. This is for you!

Outstanding Briar 👐🖤

[Nikki O'Brien]

a fast paced gothic treat. If you are looking for a quick gothic mystery with a dash of the supernatural and a smidge of.... dentistry.... then this novella is for you!

I do wish there was more so hope Briar Somerset gives us more!

The narration in the audio book was nice tho the sound balance was off a little sometimes. The narrators were great tho and the addition of sound effects really helped with the immersion.

Thanks so much to the author for the ALC of this book