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Criminal Behaviour: The Funniest and Most Explicit Stories from the Police and Justice System

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Whether you've just tried to sell drugs to a uniformed policeman or you've just been pulled over whilst drunk and being pulled off, Criminal Behaviour will bring your worst misdemeanors to light. Related anonymously by the nation's coppers, lawyers, social workers and parole officers, each story demonstrates just how incapable and incompetent some of our law breakers are. Criminal Behaviour salutes those who protect us from criminal idiocy whilst serving up a fresh new helping of belly laughs in the process. Brought to you from the award-winning team behind 101 Uses of a Dead Kindle (winner of two Scottish Design Awards 2013), If Dogs Could Swear (nomitated for a Scottish Design Award 2014), and Robbie Guillory's Amazon #1 bestseller, In Rude Health, Criminal Behaviour is sometimes distrurbing, always uncompromising, and an utterly hilarious exposé of crime's least dignified culprits.

128 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 24, 2014

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April 10, 2015
More than just a bit cheeky and wonderfully funny. This was a great laugh to read.
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December 20, 2014
Got this out of the library for some lazy laughs and the book didn't disappoint. Not exactly a new concept but this kind of story telling will always hit its mark. Thanks for the laughs!
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February 1, 2015
Gave a friend and I some great laughs while waiting on a train. Pity it was so short as could of easily read a lot more!
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February 9, 2016
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A good collection of comical stories from different legal professionals. Recommend a read especially for those in the legal profession
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February 13, 2018
It wasn't exactly what I was expecting. I had imagined it to be like James Herriott or Confessions of a GP but rather than a series of anecdotes from a copper, it's a series of short tidbits from people in the world of law enforcement and support. From social workers to barristers, and police constables to parole officers, this book is a collection of some of the funniest or quirkiest tales which the author has heard in his career in law enforcement.

If you're expecting there to be some continuity or for it to read like a continual story, you will be disappointed. If, on the other hand, you are looking for something funny to read while being distracted or unable to concentrate, this is the perfect solution.
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