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The Valentine Lines, Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical, screwball romcom

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"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy

“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.

No sex, politics, foul language.

Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.

5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025

5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025

Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy

320 pages, ebook

Published December 30, 2025

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T.K. Sheffield

4 books46 followers
TK Sheffield writes stories for readers to laugh and escape. Her comic cozy mysteries, The Backyard Model mysteries are whodunnits served with a brandy old-fashioned and a side of cheese curds.

Model Ghost releases in October '24! Also in the series is Model Suspect and Model Wave.

The series has earned awards including Killer Nashville, an Eric Hoffer finalist, RWA Excellence in Mystery, and a Top 100 Notable Indie from Shelf Unbound magazine. TK has degrees from UW-Madison and Mount Mary University, and she's on the board of the Wisconsin Writers Association and a member of Blackbird Writers and the Wisconsin Chapter of Sisters in Crime.

For updates, give a follow! Thank you! (Also on Instagram as TheBackyardModel.)

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Profile Image for sara ࿐ྂ.
188 reviews29 followers
December 10, 2025
˗ˏˋ꒰🏹꒱ 𝟭 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿
↠━༻◆༺━↞

ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ; [ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 ] [ 𝗧.𝗞. 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 ]
1:07 ——◦———— -4:05
↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

» 。° .• {💘} ༄
I was expecting very different things when I started reading this story. For one, I was expecting a typical rom-com that had great characters that had depth and worked well together. After reading this story, I think it's safe to say it's not for me.


༄ {🪙} .• ° 。«
One of the things that turned me was when the physical romance began around thirty percent. Before, the character barely knew each other and didn't have that emotional connection. I like to see characters build that emotional connection before they do anything physical (like holding hands, kissing). After that thirty percent, the romance is just gone. Bart focuses on other people and his business, and I was wondering where the romance went. It's why the book is here, and what is in the synopsis. The romance eventually picks back up but, because the characters didn't interact that much, it just fell flat for me.

» 。° .• {💘} ༄
My humor is very different from the comedy in this story. The puns were clever, but I think there were too many of them. It got annoying when the characters started getting into pun battles, because it had nothing to do with anything happening. It also bugged me that all of the characters kept making Olympus jokes. I don't know if this town has a thing for Greek gods and goddesses, but it didn't make sense for the characters or what was happening.


.。༅:*゚𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ꒱

{🪙} ·˚ 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁 ˊˎ
༻————↠
I found Bart to be a little bit creepy. I thought that he moved for Monet because he had talked to her, but he moved into her town without having ever spoken to her. When Monet would be talking to other men or going on dates, Bart would get very jealous and start going on rambles about his competition and how he would win. To me, he is a big red flag. I also found it strange that he kept talking about his old life, when he swore at the beginning of the story that if he revealed his identity he would get into big trouble. It didn't make sense for his character for him to keep revealing his identity when he clearly doesn't want to.

↠━ {💘} 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 ━↞
Overall, this book just wasn't for me. My humor is very different, and I like seeing characters have emotional connections before entering a relationship. However, I do believe other people would enjoy this story! It is a cute read.

Thank you Netgalley for providing me with an arc copy!

{🏹} ––––———–––––———–┊༄


» 。° .• 𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ༄
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I see a cute cover and I have to read it! I'm so excited to read another arc.
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4,805 reviews340 followers
October 6, 2025
In The Valentine Lines, by TK Sheffield, readers will find a charming and frothy mix of romance and fantasy, with several key characters who hail from Greek mythology. Cupid, the immortal god of love and desire, is the novel’s hero. He’s decided to leave his home on Mount Olympus for good after visiting Mineral Point, Wisconsin, where he has met the woman he considers his fated partner. He has fallen wholeheartedly for Monet, a beautiful mortal who runs a local café and bakery where she creates fabulous scones, muffins, croissant sandwiches, and other yummy treats. Delightfully described food and drink play a prominent supporting role throughout the book.

Mount Olympus has become the headquarters for what is referred to as “the firm,” whose CEO is the autocratic Hera, the volatile queen of the gods, and aunt to Cupid. Her marriage to Zeus, the king of the gods, has become frustrating and dull, so she takes out her disappointment in dramatic fits of temper. The other gods, including Cupid’s uncle Apollo, generally live elsewhere and pursue business interests that keep Olympus afloat, though they often use their godly powers to advance their personal goals and pursue romances of their own.

Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront.

Bart takes on a slightly eccentric office manager, Deirdre Devine, a cowgirl type who’s crazy about all things equine, and befriends several other local denizens, who are all unconventional characters in the best possible way. Down from the Olympian heights, Apollo and Pegasus, the mythical winged horse, join the local action.

Before he knows it, Bart is recruited for Mineral Point’s February event, the Valentine Lines, from which this novel takes its title. Of course, there are many well-known Saint Valentine’s Day lines, or quotes, some of which spring straight from Shakespeare, and they become incorporated into the story.

Will Bart find true love with Monet? Will he succeed in his business, bringing together local townspeople looking for love? And how will Hera and the other Olympians approach life in Mineral Point? Readers will find the answers to all these questions, told through a plot that spins into a delightful series of events set against colorful and whimsical images.

All in all, author TK Sheffield’s novel is a lighthearted and humorous read, like a relaxing mug of hot cocoa that might just have been spiked with a little liqueur. It proves that a well-constructed novel can stay far away from controversial topics like politics, sex, and religion and still be entertaining and diverting. Adults and teens, especially those who enjoy romance and fantasy, and particularly those who have a basic knowledge of Greek mythology, will find a lot to love in The Valentine Lines, book one in The Cupid Chronicles. It’s clever and original, and readers will soon be looking for the next installment in the adventures of Bart McGee and his friends.

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887 reviews13 followers
September 28, 2025
Cupid wants to get away from Mount Olympis and his small living quarters. Because he is a minor god, that is all he is allotted. After telling Herra of his needs, she tells him he has to go to Earth and get a job. He purchases a building with intent on creating a store front for his matchmaking business. I enjoyed this book because of the slap stick comedy and the situations created by this book. Hiding who he is, even with Apollo's help creates funny situations. Cupid actually falls for a baker and I think there will be more to this series.
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721 reviews8 followers
January 4, 2026
📚The Valentine Lines
✍🏻T.K Sheffield
Blurb:
"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy

“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.

No sex, politics, foul language.

Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.

5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025

5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025

Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy
My Thoughts:
"The Valentine Lines" by T.K. Sheffield is a witty, enjoyable read with sharp dialogue and well-timed humor..This was a lighthearted Rom-Com story that's about Cupid who gets sent to Earth by Hera because he's not making enough money for the Mt. Olympus, Inc business. Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront. He purchases a building with intent on creating a store front for his matchmaking business.. I really enjoyed this book and would recommend to Romance Lovers
Thanks NetGalley,Making Hay Press and Author TK Sheffield for the advanced copy of "Valentins Lines" I am leaving my voluntary review in appreciation.
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213 reviews1 follower
September 17, 2025
Cupid AKA "Bart" gets kicked out of Olypmus due to him not bringing any funds in. He agrees to become mortal and go live in the mortal realm. Having visited plenty of times before, he has grown fond of a gorgeous baker named Monet. Bart's only magical talent is to turn food/desserts heart shaped.

He gets a gig where he is supposed to find people a compatible partner, but things don't always go as planned. When Bart is tasked with finding Monet a potential partner, he is a bit heartbroken even though he is willing to do his job.

There is a lot of slapstick humor which you are either going to love or hate. At times, it was a bit too cheesy for me and didn't really hit the mark for me. I understand that was what the author was going for. It's supposed to be a fun and humorous mythological story.
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316 reviews9 followers
November 19, 2025

The Valentine Lines honest ARC review:

Okay I adored this! It had a little something for everyone! Cupid, or Bart leaves the corporate world of Mt Olympus for small town life in Mineral Point, Wisconsin.

Bart launches a matchmaking business and happens to fall in love with a baker. Trade arrows for scones and you fall in love with this comedic take on Greek mythology, romance and lighthearted fun.

If you are looking for something entertaining to listen to read after a stressful day, this is for you. If you like Greek Mythology and are looking for an upbeat romcom, this is a great find.

I enjoyed reading this as it is light and funny. If you enjoy Holiday romantic comedies, this is a great addition to your TBR!

Thank you Net Galley and Making Hay press for sharing this ARC with me!
Profile Image for The Pen & Muse.
207 reviews9 followers
December 10, 2025
In The Valentine Lines, Cupid is tired of cramped quarters on Mount Olympus and being treated like a minor god, so he decides it is time for a change. After Hera insists he head to Earth and find a real job, he buys a building and launches a matchmaking business, only to discover that hiding his true identity—even with Apollo’s “help”—leads to one hilarious mishap after another.

The humor is what makes this story shine, from the slapstick moments to the chaotic situations created by meddling Olympian relatives and curious mortals. Cupid’s slow-burn romance with a local baker adds a sweet, heartfelt thread to all the chaos, and the ending hints that there is much more to come in this charming series.
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291 reviews1 follower
Review of advance copy
December 20, 2025
Cupid in modern times kicked out of Olympus (voluntarily!) because he wasn't so useful. He wants to be in love and finds someone in a cold state that he would like to fall in love with. This is a cute story about gods living in modern times, traveling from Mt Olympus to the mortal world. At various points in the book I was confused about the "jokes" being made because I couldn't tell if the humans weren't supposed to know about the gods or if they actually did. I also think I was expecting a romantic (comedy perhaps?) but I didn't feel like I got the HEA I was expecting. Maybe that's on me though for expecting something else. I appreciate the opportunity to read this book. Thank you! I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
2,377 reviews12 followers
November 4, 2025
This was a lighthearted Rom-Com story that's about Cupid who gets sent to Earth by Hera because he's not making enough money for the Mt. Olympus, Inc business. Cupid goes as Bart McGee to open a matchmaking business in Mineral Point, Wisconsin. Monet a mortal who runs a bakery/cafe shop asks for help in finding a partner but Bart falls in love with Monet. Can Cupid win the heart of Monet? What ensues is an entertaining story I'd enjoyed reading with likable characters and quirky townsfolk and of course gods in this enjoyable romance story I'd received a copy and volunteer to review.
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60 reviews2 followers
December 7, 2025
This is a witty, feel-good small-town romance that delivers charm, chemistry, and just the right amount of emotional depth. The writing is warm and clever, the banter sparkles, and the characters feel wonderfully real as they navigate love, vulnerability, and second chances. It’s the kind of book that makes you smile, root for everyone, and stay up way too late turning pages. If you want a cozy, clever romance with heart and humor, this one absolutely delivers.

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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Author 10 books156 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
December 16, 2025
"The Valentine Lines" by T.K. Sheffield is a witty, enjoyable read with sharp dialogue and well-timed humor. The banter feels natural and clever, and the characters are engaging and distinct (each with their own voice and quirks). While the tone is light and playful, smart plotting gives the book more depth than a simple romantic romp. It’s a delightful, charming story with many laugh-out-loud moments readers will love!
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1,260 reviews56 followers
December 31, 2025
An exceptional story that has you moving through it as fast as you can read! Beautiful characters with a beautiful connection really heighten this. It's a well done romance with some lighthearted banter and comedic moments along the way.

The connection TK Sheffield was able to create between the reader and the characters was wonderful.

I loved how the author was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
82 reviews
November 8, 2025
A whimsical and intriguing romp set in the Wisconsin Driftless area. Magic, puns, and hysterical wordplay abound. A Greek god coming to Mineral Point for romance is a hilarious premise and the author pulls it off masterfully. Language fans will love this story because T.K. is a sorcerer, spinning similes like spells of solid gold.
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Author 5 books24 followers
November 26, 2025
This is not your typical romantic comedy. Cupid has fallen in love with a baker/cafe owner from Mineral Point, Wisconsin, but her heart may already be engaged. Lots of clever word play. Crazy, quirky characters. My quibble? Sorry, Sheffield, Old Fashioneds should be made with brandy, not whisky. We can agree to disagree. A fun story.
57 reviews1 follower
December 21, 2025
If you like puns, this is the book for you. It is a quirky story that has some amazing twists and turns, with a slight hint at romance. This was not really my style though.

It is a good read if you just want something fun and punny.

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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826 reviews37 followers
January 6, 2026
The book is fascinating and kept me interested throughout the entire read.

Great banter and emotional moments, and themes that hit the heart.

It has wit and banter throughout.. It's really well-balanced.

I loved how TK Sheffield was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
16.7k reviews155 followers
December 9, 2025
This is a wonderful funny read as Cupid changes his arrows to scones. Love will happen and chaos will happen as others come to visit. A great read
I received an advance copy from hidden gems and a great laugh
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32 reviews9 followers
October 26, 2025
Cozy book, but with Bart being a God I don't think he should have been making some of the comments he was making. Humans aren't supposed to know God's are real
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