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The Valentine Lines, Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical, screwball romcom
"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy
“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.
No sex, politics, foul language.
Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025
Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy
“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.
No sex, politics, foul language.
Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025
Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy
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320 pages, ebook
Published December 30, 2025
About the author
T.K. Sheffield
4 books48 followersTK Sheffield writes stories for readers to laugh and escape. Her comic cozy mysteries, The Backyard Model mysteries are whodunnits served with a brandy old-fashioned and a side of cheese curds.
Model Ghost releases in October '24! Also in the series is Model Suspect and Model Wave.
The series has earned awards including Killer Nashville, an Eric Hoffer finalist, RWA Excellence in Mystery, and a Top 100 Notable Indie from Shelf Unbound magazine. TK has degrees from UW-Madison and Mount Mary University, and she's on the board of the Wisconsin Writers Association and a member of Blackbird Writers and the Wisconsin Chapter of Sisters in Crime.
For updates, give a follow! Thank you! (Also on Instagram as TheBackyardModel.)
Model Ghost releases in October '24! Also in the series is Model Suspect and Model Wave.
The series has earned awards including Killer Nashville, an Eric Hoffer finalist, RWA Excellence in Mystery, and a Top 100 Notable Indie from Shelf Unbound magazine. TK has degrees from UW-Madison and Mount Mary University, and she's on the board of the Wisconsin Writers Association and a member of Blackbird Writers and the Wisconsin Chapter of Sisters in Crime.
For updates, give a follow! Thank you! (Also on Instagram as TheBackyardModel.)
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December 7, 2025
˗ˏˋ꒰🏹꒱ 𝟭 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿
↠━༻◆༺━↞
ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ; [ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 ] [ 𝗧.𝗞. 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 ]
1:07 ——◦———— -4:05
↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ
» 。° .• {💘} ༄
I was expecting very different things when I started reading this story. For one, I was expecting a typical rom-com that had great characters that had depth and worked well together. After reading this story, I think it's safe to say it's not for me.
༄ {🪙} .• ° 。«
One of the things that turned me was when the physical romance began around thirty percent. Before, the character barely knew each other and didn't have that emotional connection. I like to see characters build that emotional connection before they do anything physical (like holding hands, kissing). After that thirty percent, the romance is just gone. Bart focuses on other people and his business, and I was wondering where the romance went. It's why the book is here, and what is in the synopsis. The romance eventually picks back up but, because the characters didn't interact that much, it just fell flat for me.
» 。° .• {💘} ༄
My humor is very different from the comedy in this story. The puns were clever, but I think there were too many of them. It got annoying when the characters started getting into pun battles, because it had nothing to do with anything happening. It also bugged me that all of the characters kept making Olympus jokes. I don't know if this town has a thing for Greek gods and goddesses, but it didn't make sense for the characters or what was happening.
.。༅:*ﾟ𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ꒱
{🪙} ·˚ 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁 ˊˎ
༻————↠
I found Bart to be a little bit creepy. I thought that he moved for Monet because he had talked to her, but he moved into her town without having ever spoken to her. When Monet would be talking to other men or going on dates, Bart would get very jealous and start going on rambles about his competition and how he would win. To me, he is a big red flag. I also found it strange that he kept talking about his old life, when he swore at the beginning of the story that if he revealed his identity he would get into big trouble. It didn't make sense for his character for him to keep revealing his identity when he clearly doesn't want to.
↠━ {💘} 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 ━↞
Overall, this book just wasn't for me. My humor is very different, and I like seeing characters have emotional connections before entering a relationship. However, I do believe other people would enjoy this story! It is a cute read.
Thank you Netgalley for providing me with an arc copy!
{🏹} ––––———–––––———–┊༄
» 。° .• 𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ༄
༻————↠
I see a cute cover and I have to read it! I'm so excited to read another arc.
↠━༻◆༺━↞
ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ; [ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 ] [ 𝗧.𝗞. 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 ]
1:07 ——◦———— -4:05
↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ
» 。° .• {💘} ༄
I was expecting very different things when I started reading this story. For one, I was expecting a typical rom-com that had great characters that had depth and worked well together. After reading this story, I think it's safe to say it's not for me.
༄ {🪙} .• ° 。«
One of the things that turned me was when the physical romance began around thirty percent. Before, the character barely knew each other and didn't have that emotional connection. I like to see characters build that emotional connection before they do anything physical (like holding hands, kissing). After that thirty percent, the romance is just gone. Bart focuses on other people and his business, and I was wondering where the romance went. It's why the book is here, and what is in the synopsis. The romance eventually picks back up but, because the characters didn't interact that much, it just fell flat for me.
» 。° .• {💘} ༄
My humor is very different from the comedy in this story. The puns were clever, but I think there were too many of them. It got annoying when the characters started getting into pun battles, because it had nothing to do with anything happening. It also bugged me that all of the characters kept making Olympus jokes. I don't know if this town has a thing for Greek gods and goddesses, but it didn't make sense for the characters or what was happening.
.。༅:*ﾟ𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ꒱
{🪙} ·˚ 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁 ˊˎ
༻————↠
I found Bart to be a little bit creepy. I thought that he moved for Monet because he had talked to her, but he moved into her town without having ever spoken to her. When Monet would be talking to other men or going on dates, Bart would get very jealous and start going on rambles about his competition and how he would win. To me, he is a big red flag. I also found it strange that he kept talking about his old life, when he swore at the beginning of the story that if he revealed his identity he would get into big trouble. It didn't make sense for his character for him to keep revealing his identity when he clearly doesn't want to.
↠━ {💘} 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 ━↞
Overall, this book just wasn't for me. My humor is very different, and I like seeing characters have emotional connections before entering a relationship. However, I do believe other people would enjoy this story! It is a cute read.
Thank you Netgalley for providing me with an arc copy!
{🏹} ––––———–––––———–┊༄
» 。° .• 𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ༄
༻————↠
I see a cute cover and I have to read it! I'm so excited to read another arc.
October 6, 2025
In The Valentine Lines, by TK Sheffield, readers will find a charming and frothy mix of romance and fantasy, with several key characters who hail from Greek mythology. Cupid, the immortal god of love and desire, is the novel’s hero. He’s decided to leave his home on Mount Olympus for good after visiting Mineral Point, Wisconsin, where he has met the woman he considers his fated partner. He has fallen wholeheartedly for Monet, a beautiful mortal who runs a local café and bakery where she creates fabulous scones, muffins, croissant sandwiches, and other yummy treats. Delightfully described food and drink play a prominent supporting role throughout the book.
Mount Olympus has become the headquarters for what is referred to as “the firm,” whose CEO is the autocratic Hera, the volatile queen of the gods, and aunt to Cupid. Her marriage to Zeus, the king of the gods, has become frustrating and dull, so she takes out her disappointment in dramatic fits of temper. The other gods, including Cupid’s uncle Apollo, generally live elsewhere and pursue business interests that keep Olympus afloat, though they often use their godly powers to advance their personal goals and pursue romances of their own.
Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront.
Bart takes on a slightly eccentric office manager, Deirdre Devine, a cowgirl type who’s crazy about all things equine, and befriends several other local denizens, who are all unconventional characters in the best possible way. Down from the Olympian heights, Apollo and Pegasus, the mythical winged horse, join the local action.
Before he knows it, Bart is recruited for Mineral Point’s February event, the Valentine Lines, from which this novel takes its title. Of course, there are many well-known Saint Valentine’s Day lines, or quotes, some of which spring straight from Shakespeare, and they become incorporated into the story.
Will Bart find true love with Monet? Will he succeed in his business, bringing together local townspeople looking for love? And how will Hera and the other Olympians approach life in Mineral Point? Readers will find the answers to all these questions, told through a plot that spins into a delightful series of events set against colorful and whimsical images.
All in all, author TK Sheffield’s novel is a lighthearted and humorous read, like a relaxing mug of hot cocoa that might just have been spiked with a little liqueur. It proves that a well-constructed novel can stay far away from controversial topics like politics, sex, and religion and still be entertaining and diverting. Adults and teens, especially those who enjoy romance and fantasy, and particularly those who have a basic knowledge of Greek mythology, will find a lot to love in The Valentine Lines, book one in The Cupid Chronicles. It’s clever and original, and readers will soon be looking for the next installment in the adventures of Bart McGee and his friends.
Mount Olympus has become the headquarters for what is referred to as “the firm,” whose CEO is the autocratic Hera, the volatile queen of the gods, and aunt to Cupid. Her marriage to Zeus, the king of the gods, has become frustrating and dull, so she takes out her disappointment in dramatic fits of temper. The other gods, including Cupid’s uncle Apollo, generally live elsewhere and pursue business interests that keep Olympus afloat, though they often use their godly powers to advance their personal goals and pursue romances of their own.
Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront.
Bart takes on a slightly eccentric office manager, Deirdre Devine, a cowgirl type who’s crazy about all things equine, and befriends several other local denizens, who are all unconventional characters in the best possible way. Down from the Olympian heights, Apollo and Pegasus, the mythical winged horse, join the local action.
Before he knows it, Bart is recruited for Mineral Point’s February event, the Valentine Lines, from which this novel takes its title. Of course, there are many well-known Saint Valentine’s Day lines, or quotes, some of which spring straight from Shakespeare, and they become incorporated into the story.
Will Bart find true love with Monet? Will he succeed in his business, bringing together local townspeople looking for love? And how will Hera and the other Olympians approach life in Mineral Point? Readers will find the answers to all these questions, told through a plot that spins into a delightful series of events set against colorful and whimsical images.
All in all, author TK Sheffield’s novel is a lighthearted and humorous read, like a relaxing mug of hot cocoa that might just have been spiked with a little liqueur. It proves that a well-constructed novel can stay far away from controversial topics like politics, sex, and religion and still be entertaining and diverting. Adults and teens, especially those who enjoy romance and fantasy, and particularly those who have a basic knowledge of Greek mythology, will find a lot to love in The Valentine Lines, book one in The Cupid Chronicles. It’s clever and original, and readers will soon be looking for the next installment in the adventures of Bart McGee and his friends.
September 28, 2025
Cupid wants to get away from Mount Olympis and his small living quarters. Because he is a minor god, that is all he is allotted. After telling Herra of his needs, she tells him he has to go to Earth and get a job. He purchases a building with intent on creating a store front for his matchmaking business. I enjoyed this book because of the slap stick comedy and the situations created by this book. Hiding who he is, even with Apollo's help creates funny situations. Cupid actually falls for a baker and I think there will be more to this series.
February 17, 2026
When Cupid Falls in Love, Romance “Reins”!
Meet Cupid Bartholomew McGee—Bart, for short.
For Eons, he has used his magical arrows to pierce human hearts with love. But, what happens when he gets a taste of his own magic?
This cozy winter/spring mythological rom-com is set in Mineral Point, Wisconsin, and it follows Cupid “Bart” McGee as he launches his consultation firm, the Romance Realm, with the goal to revive romance in this digital era. All the while, he navigates his budding love for Monet, a local bakery-owner, and tries to hide these feelings for Monet from his terrifying Aunt Hera, who rules Mount Olympus with a diamond-clad fist (and sometimes Zeus’s lightning bolt!) Along with his Uncle Apollo and best boy, Pegasus, Bart enlists the help of human friends along the way—Dierdre, the horse gal; Mrs. Bradshaw, a septuagenarian firecracker; and Mickey, a local potter and a CROWN (Cool Rural Older Woman, No kids) in search of her prince charming. Together, they work to get the Romance Realm up and running and do their best to find and celebrate love along the way.
TK Sheffield’s "The Valentine Lines" is a sparkling, sometimes silly, and delightful romp through the Wisconsin winter wonderland in search of true love. The author writes with a fun turn of phrase, including lots of puns and jokes to keep things light. For the foodies, Monet’s bakery serves up delicious treats that will make you crave a trip to your local patisserie. While our tale begins with the anticipation of Valentine’s Day and its related excitement and shenanigans, the story unravels to capture the fun of winter and early spring in Southwestern Wisconsin— snowshoe softball, ice fishing, and the pleasure of a crackling fire and hot cocoa on a cold, snowy day.
TK Sheffield also pours effort into showcasing the historic beauty of Mineral Point with rich depictions of the Mineral Point Opera House and highlighting the city’s Cornish roots and artistic inclinations with descriptions of cottages and the infamous Shake Rag Alley—she even gives a shoutout to the nearby American Players Theater in Spring Green. Overall, Sheffield does a great job displaying a vibrant small-town life in Wisconsin.
"The Valentine Lines" is an artistic blend of sweet contemporary romance with a dash of poetry, a cup and a half of laugh-out-loud hilarity, and a whole bag of mythological characters stirred in for a little extra zing! Throughout, Bart learns how to handle the tension between his earthly desires and his obligations to Mount Olympus. He grows as a person, deepens old bonds, and forges new friendships. Even Cupid can learn a new thing or two about love!
Bart’s romantic interest, Monet LaFleur, is also an enigma. Bart continually describes her as magical and goddess-like. We are left to question that perhaps she, too, has a secret identity? We’ll have to stick around for Sheffield’s next book to find out!
Meet Cupid Bartholomew McGee—Bart, for short.
For Eons, he has used his magical arrows to pierce human hearts with love. But, what happens when he gets a taste of his own magic?
This cozy winter/spring mythological rom-com is set in Mineral Point, Wisconsin, and it follows Cupid “Bart” McGee as he launches his consultation firm, the Romance Realm, with the goal to revive romance in this digital era. All the while, he navigates his budding love for Monet, a local bakery-owner, and tries to hide these feelings for Monet from his terrifying Aunt Hera, who rules Mount Olympus with a diamond-clad fist (and sometimes Zeus’s lightning bolt!) Along with his Uncle Apollo and best boy, Pegasus, Bart enlists the help of human friends along the way—Dierdre, the horse gal; Mrs. Bradshaw, a septuagenarian firecracker; and Mickey, a local potter and a CROWN (Cool Rural Older Woman, No kids) in search of her prince charming. Together, they work to get the Romance Realm up and running and do their best to find and celebrate love along the way.
TK Sheffield’s "The Valentine Lines" is a sparkling, sometimes silly, and delightful romp through the Wisconsin winter wonderland in search of true love. The author writes with a fun turn of phrase, including lots of puns and jokes to keep things light. For the foodies, Monet’s bakery serves up delicious treats that will make you crave a trip to your local patisserie. While our tale begins with the anticipation of Valentine’s Day and its related excitement and shenanigans, the story unravels to capture the fun of winter and early spring in Southwestern Wisconsin— snowshoe softball, ice fishing, and the pleasure of a crackling fire and hot cocoa on a cold, snowy day.
TK Sheffield also pours effort into showcasing the historic beauty of Mineral Point with rich depictions of the Mineral Point Opera House and highlighting the city’s Cornish roots and artistic inclinations with descriptions of cottages and the infamous Shake Rag Alley—she even gives a shoutout to the nearby American Players Theater in Spring Green. Overall, Sheffield does a great job displaying a vibrant small-town life in Wisconsin.
"The Valentine Lines" is an artistic blend of sweet contemporary romance with a dash of poetry, a cup and a half of laugh-out-loud hilarity, and a whole bag of mythological characters stirred in for a little extra zing! Throughout, Bart learns how to handle the tension between his earthly desires and his obligations to Mount Olympus. He grows as a person, deepens old bonds, and forges new friendships. Even Cupid can learn a new thing or two about love!
Bart’s romantic interest, Monet LaFleur, is also an enigma. Bart continually describes her as magical and goddess-like. We are left to question that perhaps she, too, has a secret identity? We’ll have to stick around for Sheffield’s next book to find out!
January 4, 2026
📚The Valentine Lines
✍🏻T.K Sheffield
Blurb:
"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy
“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.
No sex, politics, foul language.
Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025
Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy
My Thoughts:
"The Valentine Lines" by T.K. Sheffield is a witty, enjoyable read with sharp dialogue and well-timed humor..This was a lighthearted Rom-Com story that's about Cupid who gets sent to Earth by Hera because he's not making enough money for the Mt. Olympus, Inc business. Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront. He purchases a building with intent on creating a store front for his matchmaking business.. I really enjoyed this book and would recommend to Romance Lovers
Thanks NetGalley,Making Hay Press and Author TK Sheffield for the advanced copy of "Valentins Lines" I am leaving my voluntary review in appreciation.
#NetGalley
#MakingHayPress
#TKSheffield
#ValentineLines
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
✍🏻T.K Sheffield
Blurb:
"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy
“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.
No sex, politics, foul language.
Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing
along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025
5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025
Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family
Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy
My Thoughts:
"The Valentine Lines" by T.K. Sheffield is a witty, enjoyable read with sharp dialogue and well-timed humor..This was a lighthearted Rom-Com story that's about Cupid who gets sent to Earth by Hera because he's not making enough money for the Mt. Olympus, Inc business. Cupid, whose full name per The Valentine Lines is Cupid Bartholomew Apollo McGee, introduces himself in Mineral Point as simply Bart McGee. He’s rebooted his life in the guise of a regular guy, though he will quietly use his powers in The Romance Realm, a new matchmaking business he plans to run out of a town storefront. He purchases a building with intent on creating a store front for his matchmaking business.. I really enjoyed this book and would recommend to Romance Lovers
Thanks NetGalley,Making Hay Press and Author TK Sheffield for the advanced copy of "Valentins Lines" I am leaving my voluntary review in appreciation.
#NetGalley
#MakingHayPress
#TKSheffield
#ValentineLines
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
June 10, 2026
With the looming five-hour one-way road trip to Northern Wisconsin this past weekend, I decided to purchase an audiobook to make the trip a bit more bearable. Since I enjoy T. K. Sheffield’s writing, I decided on Valentine Lines, and I couldn’t be more pleased with my decision. Sheffield is the queen of metaphors, puns, and analogies, adding humor to her stories. I love the way she brings many Wisconsin idiosyncrasies into her stories. She also has a wonderful talent for creating interesting characters.
The protagonist is none other than Cupid, aka Bartholomew, to hide his identity. He moves from Olympus to the small Southwestern hamlet of Mineral Point, Wisconsin, to open a romance consulting business. This, of course, is what he has done for eons as a minor Greek god. His mission was to help his clients find and fall in love with their life partners. Things get dicey when he falls in love with Monet, the most beautiful mortal woman he has ever seen. She is so perfect that she could be a goddess. One wonders. She owns a bakery and breakfast nook, serving up wonderful bakery and sugary treats, which are Cupid’s weakness. Things get more interesting when Cupid is joined by some of the other gods, causing mayhem. Bart’s attempts at winning the heart of the dream woman are fraught with one disaster or another, thanks to his godly relatives.
I have to admit that I became so engrossed in the story that I missed two different exits—happily making the trip a little longer.
The protagonist is none other than Cupid, aka Bartholomew, to hide his identity. He moves from Olympus to the small Southwestern hamlet of Mineral Point, Wisconsin, to open a romance consulting business. This, of course, is what he has done for eons as a minor Greek god. His mission was to help his clients find and fall in love with their life partners. Things get dicey when he falls in love with Monet, the most beautiful mortal woman he has ever seen. She is so perfect that she could be a goddess. One wonders. She owns a bakery and breakfast nook, serving up wonderful bakery and sugary treats, which are Cupid’s weakness. Things get more interesting when Cupid is joined by some of the other gods, causing mayhem. Bart’s attempts at winning the heart of the dream woman are fraught with one disaster or another, thanks to his godly relatives.
I have to admit that I became so engrossed in the story that I missed two different exits—happily making the trip a little longer.
March 17, 2026
TK Sheffield’s new series brings the Greek gods to Wisconsin again, but in a much more cozy and sweet manner than other authors have tried. Olympus has evolved into a big business, and Cupid, as a minor god, is tired of it. He chanced to fall in love on a visit to a small town, a goddess of a baker, who might return his attempt to woo her if only his pesky clients and Olympic family would stop interfering. Cupid, taking one of his middle names of Bartholomew, or Bart, opens Romance Realm, and is soon up to his quiver in shenanigans as the lonely folks of Mineral Point alternately hire and fire him, or beg him for oddball jobs that don’t always match his business. When Uncle Apollo and his trusty steed Pegasus, complete with chariot, turn up shortly after Bart settles in, little do they know the fun is only about to begin.
Mortals and gods, quips and quotes from classics of antiquity and modern times flow freely in tis zany comedy, where even gods feel deep loss, real tragedy, love, and compassion. From the Men’s Group, organized by Apollo, everything Wisconsin fun from ice fishing to horse stables, not to mention cheese, baked goods and any excuse to party, readers will get a kick out of Sheffield’s tale.
It’s a long book with lots going on, first in a planned series which I hope to read, so reserve plenty of time for zinging…I mean, reading.
Mortals and gods, quips and quotes from classics of antiquity and modern times flow freely in tis zany comedy, where even gods feel deep loss, real tragedy, love, and compassion. From the Men’s Group, organized by Apollo, everything Wisconsin fun from ice fishing to horse stables, not to mention cheese, baked goods and any excuse to party, readers will get a kick out of Sheffield’s tale.
It’s a long book with lots going on, first in a planned series which I hope to read, so reserve plenty of time for zinging…I mean, reading.
September 9, 2026
Fun, campy, with jokes or humorous quips on just about every page, The Valentine Lines delivers a sweet romance (and no sex in this) from Cupid’s point of view after he lands in real Mineral Point, Wisconsin as a matchmaker who can’t seem to do much about his own love for the local baker. Cupid—or Bart—has escaped the world of gods and goddesses but there are plenty of fun mentions and plot twists regarding Aunt Hera and Uncle Apollo and others. Even Pegasus has slipped down from the clouds to become a horse for a time at the stable outside this historic town. Baby boomers and other readers will enjoy the many references to TV shows and characters from the 1960s and 1970s, but the sweetness of the plot is for all ages. Will Bart finally be able to confess his love and who he really is to sweet Monet? Or is he doomed to return to the world of gods and goddesses? Will Monet accept the truth? A classic, old-fashioned galloping romp to make you smile.
September 17, 2025
Cupid AKA "Bart" gets kicked out of Olypmus due to him not bringing any funds in. He agrees to become mortal and go live in the mortal realm. Having visited plenty of times before, he has grown fond of a gorgeous baker named Monet. Bart's only magical talent is to turn food/desserts heart shaped.
He gets a gig where he is supposed to find people a compatible partner, but things don't always go as planned. When Bart is tasked with finding Monet a potential partner, he is a bit heartbroken even though he is willing to do his job.
There is a lot of slapstick humor which you are either going to love or hate. At times, it was a bit too cheesy for me and didn't really hit the mark for me. I understand that was what the author was going for. It's supposed to be a fun and humorous mythological story.
He gets a gig where he is supposed to find people a compatible partner, but things don't always go as planned. When Bart is tasked with finding Monet a potential partner, he is a bit heartbroken even though he is willing to do his job.
There is a lot of slapstick humor which you are either going to love or hate. At times, it was a bit too cheesy for me and didn't really hit the mark for me. I understand that was what the author was going for. It's supposed to be a fun and humorous mythological story.
November 19, 2025
The Valentine Lines honest ARC review:
Okay I adored this! It had a little something for everyone! Cupid, or Bart leaves the corporate world of Mt Olympus for small town life in Mineral Point, Wisconsin.
Bart launches a matchmaking business and happens to fall in love with a baker. Trade arrows for scones and you fall in love with this comedic take on Greek mythology, romance and lighthearted fun.
If you are looking for something entertaining to listen to read after a stressful day, this is for you. If you like Greek Mythology and are looking for an upbeat romcom, this is a great find.
I enjoyed reading this as it is light and funny. If you enjoy Holiday romantic comedies, this is a great addition to your TBR!
Thank you Net Galley and Making Hay press for sharing this ARC with me!
December 10, 2025
In The Valentine Lines, Cupid is tired of cramped quarters on Mount Olympus and being treated like a minor god, so he decides it is time for a change. After Hera insists he head to Earth and find a real job, he buys a building and launches a matchmaking business, only to discover that hiding his true identity—even with Apollo’s “help”—leads to one hilarious mishap after another.
The humor is what makes this story shine, from the slapstick moments to the chaotic situations created by meddling Olympian relatives and curious mortals. Cupid’s slow-burn romance with a local baker adds a sweet, heartfelt thread to all the chaos, and the ending hints that there is much more to come in this charming series.
The humor is what makes this story shine, from the slapstick moments to the chaotic situations created by meddling Olympian relatives and curious mortals. Cupid’s slow-burn romance with a local baker adds a sweet, heartfelt thread to all the chaos, and the ending hints that there is much more to come in this charming series.
November 4, 2025
This was a lighthearted Rom-Com story that's about Cupid who gets sent to Earth by Hera because he's not making enough money for the Mt. Olympus, Inc business. Cupid goes as Bart McGee to open a matchmaking business in Mineral Point, Wisconsin. Monet a mortal who runs a bakery/cafe shop asks for help in finding a partner but Bart falls in love with Monet. Can Cupid win the heart of Monet? What ensues is an entertaining story I'd enjoyed reading with likable characters and quirky townsfolk and of course gods in this enjoyable romance story I'd received a copy and volunteer to review.
December 7, 2025
This is a witty, feel-good small-town romance that delivers charm, chemistry, and just the right amount of emotional depth. The writing is warm and clever, the banter sparkles, and the characters feel wonderfully real as they navigate love, vulnerability, and second chances. It’s the kind of book that makes you smile, root for everyone, and stay up way too late turning pages. If you want a cozy, clever romance with heart and humor, this one absolutely delivers.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
May 4, 2026
This is a goofy rom-com about Greek gods who come down to earth. Cupid aka Bart is trying to win the heart of Monet, a baker in Wisconsin. He opens a matchmaking business and all his relatives keep showing up and interfering.
For me, it was a struggle to get through this over the top comedy. While the premise of a matchmaking Cupid is clever, the execution relied too heavily on slapstick for my taste. If you enjoy non-stop puns, you'll find plenty to laugh at, but for me, the humor felt more exhausting than endearing.
For me, it was a struggle to get through this over the top comedy. While the premise of a matchmaking Cupid is clever, the execution relied too heavily on slapstick for my taste. If you enjoy non-stop puns, you'll find plenty to laugh at, but for me, the humor felt more exhausting than endearing.
Review of advance copy received from Author
"The Valentine Lines" by T.K. Sheffield is a witty, enjoyable read with sharp dialogue and well-timed humor. The banter feels natural and clever, and the characters are engaging and distinct (each with their own voice and quirks). While the tone is light and playful, smart plotting gives the book more depth than a simple romantic romp. It’s a delightful, charming story with many laugh-out-loud moments readers will love!
December 31, 2025
An exceptional story that has you moving through it as fast as you can read! Beautiful characters with a beautiful connection really heighten this. It's a well done romance with some lighthearted banter and comedic moments along the way.
The connection TK Sheffield was able to create between the reader and the characters was wonderful.
I loved how the author was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
The connection TK Sheffield was able to create between the reader and the characters was wonderful.
I loved how the author was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
January 28, 2026
A magical romance perfect for romance lovers.
I love the addition of the mythical gods and cupid. The twist on a known character.
It's a romantic comedy in the best way. It's a light read with with and humor while being a feel good romance.
Bart's journey is so fun to read about. I loved the setting and the small town feel.
Nothing deep or emotional, just banter and romance that will have you smiling.
I love the addition of the mythical gods and cupid. The twist on a known character.
It's a romantic comedy in the best way. It's a light read with with and humor while being a feel good romance.
Bart's journey is so fun to read about. I loved the setting and the small town feel.
Nothing deep or emotional, just banter and romance that will have you smiling.
November 8, 2025
A whimsical and intriguing romp set in the Wisconsin Driftless area. Magic, puns, and hysterical wordplay abound. A Greek god coming to Mineral Point for romance is a hilarious premise and the author pulls it off masterfully. Language fans will love this story because T.K. is a sorcerer, spinning similes like spells of solid gold.
November 26, 2025
This is not your typical romantic comedy. Cupid has fallen in love with a baker/cafe owner from Mineral Point, Wisconsin, but her heart may already be engaged. Lots of clever word play. Crazy, quirky characters. My quibble? Sorry, Sheffield, Old Fashioneds should be made with brandy, not whisky. We can agree to disagree. A fun story.
December 21, 2025
If you like puns, this is the book for you. It is a quirky story that has some amazing twists and turns, with a slight hint at romance. This was not really my style though.
It is a good read if you just want something fun and punny.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
It is a good read if you just want something fun and punny.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
January 6, 2026
The book is fascinating and kept me interested throughout the entire read.
Great banter and emotional moments, and themes that hit the heart.
It has wit and banter throughout.. It's really well-balanced.
I loved how TK Sheffield was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
Great banter and emotional moments, and themes that hit the heart.
It has wit and banter throughout.. It's really well-balanced.
I loved how TK Sheffield was able to transport her reader into the laughter, love, chaos, and atmosphere of the book.
February 7, 2026
This was a cute Valentines book. It was full of laugh out loud cheesy puns. The story line jumped around too much at times. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily. Overall, it was a pleasant light read and had a small cliffhanger that left me curious about the next book.
December 9, 2025
This is a wonderful funny read as Cupid changes his arrows to scones. Love will happen and chaos will happen as others come to visit. A great read
I received an advance copy from hidden gems and a great laugh
I received an advance copy from hidden gems and a great laugh
February 6, 2026
A cute dramatic mixture of modern day and mythology! I feel like maybe there was a tad to much description for the kind of story that was being told however it really apped up the drama of it all. Like all typical Greek comedies the drama comes at the very end but all in all it was sweet.
September 29, 2025
Lighthearted, romantic, and highly entertaining.
October 15, 2025
It was okay. Not what I was expecting.
October 26, 2025
Cozy book, but with Bart being a God I don't think he should have been making some of the comments he was making. Humans aren't supposed to know God's are real
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
February 5, 2026
I really liked this book. But I am a sucker for Greek mythology and this was a fun take on it. I love how Cupid loves to bake. It kinda fits ❤️
August 29, 2026
A lovely, inoffensive romantic read, with plenty of Greek mythology for the enthusiasts.
January 5, 2026
Lovers of mythology or just a funny romance, ditch the chocolates and dive into this sassy, quippy novel by TK Sheffield. Cupid, aka Bart, reinvents himself in Mineral Point, Wisconsin, after falling for the love of his life, local baker Monet. Of course, the road to romance is paved with rocks and ice storms, especially when other gods from Mount Olympus detour to Mineral Point, too. The setting is charming, and the plot is accented with tasty treats and one-liners from lovelorn and fiery characters, as they plan a surprise anniversary party readers will never forget. Cheers to a lighthearted look at Valentine’s Day.
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