Khatash. Home to the Depik—the galaxy’s deadliest assassins. The jungle is so dangerous, even the Depik don’t set foot there lightly. After the Veetanho seized and occupied the planet, the Depik’s allies rallied to retake the world. Bjorn’s Berserkers were among the liberation force.
After the allies defeated the Veetanho, and the Depik reclaimed their world, the Berserkers stayed on as a garrison. With the contract nearing its end, Bjorn Tovesson III returns to the world for what he hopes is the last time. Unfortunately, it could be just that.
When Bjorn’s shuttle goes down, Charlotte “Whisky” Wicza has to lead a search and rescue team into the wilderness of Khatash. The jungle is full of hostile life… and secrets. Bjorn is not alone. The race is on to find him before something—or someone—else does.
Did you think the plant in Little Shop of Horrors was kind of namby pamby and could've benefited from being a little more butch? Then this is the book for you!
Imagine if you grabbed the entire continent of Australia by the scruff of neck,(continents have necks, right?) slapped it around a bit, then told it to stop holding back and just really do its worst. Then sprinkle a few psychotic mad scientist octopuses around and have them really just get down to creating the single most inhospitable place in the universe. Let that simmer for around 40,000 years and you too will have created a murder jungle.
The story was great.
The characters were great.
The combat was great.
The nightmares I will have about this murder jungle may never let me sleep again.
However, there are also murder kitties!
I know you're probably thinking, "Rob, murder kitties are not as awesome as murder bunnies.", and to be fair you're right, but they are pretty freaking awesome nonetheless.
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