“This book is one of the most AMAZING books I’ve ever read on kindle.” ★★★★★
“This is a very good book, Mr Warwood! Well done!!!” ★★★★★
“Another great and wacky read!!” ★★★★★
Do you dread doing your homework? All the time!
Do you wish you could spend more time playing and reading funny books? Same answer as above.
Do you want to make your teachers laugh instead of tell you off? That would be EPIC!
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for not doing your homework that are so clever and funny that your teachers will take away your detention and shake your hand. Each hilarious excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you laugh even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses
Swap homework ‘accidentally’ with your younger siblingBecome a qualified teacher and start setting your teacher homeworkPretend you have ‘special’ homework direct from NASAReveal that your hamster has been hamster-napped!Persuade everyone that you have a higher IQ than the head teacherAnd many more!This book is the third in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid homework with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for fun teachers who want to have a laugh with their students.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework today and start having fun and avoiding homework with brilliant excuses!
James Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
Holy book of excuses. I wish I knew all these amazing excuses to avoid doing my homework during my childhood. Anyhow, better late than never, I am going to apply these excuses to escape from my work now. Shhh!!! My manager is around.