Although well-known internet memes have joked about Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit's reputation as an “inherently unreadable book,” this reader’s guide will help you to actually read the whole text in a short amount of time, while understanding all of the important themes, transitions, and ironies built into the journey to Absolute Knowing. Based on Chad Haag’s 2022 video “Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit Explained in 1.5 A Full Book Overview,” this concise and highly readable guide to Hegel’s legendarily difficult text is meant to avoid the two extremes which existing texts about Hegel tend to fall into. On one hand, there are many scholarly texts on Hegel which only make sense if one has already read and understood the whole book, because they deal with big picture themes instead of walking the reader through the text itself – the philosophical equivalent of expecting one to have three to five years of work experience while applying for one’s first three to five years of work experience! On the other hand, there are scholarly reader’s guides that explain each paragraph in such great depth that they are several times longer than the book itself! Haag’s quick and concise reader’s guide will help the reader do the seemingly impossible by providing the golden thread to help the reader to quickly and efficiently navigate through the whole labyrinth, with no fear of the Minotaur of obscurity, against whom the intellectual sword of understanding is guaranteed to be provided!