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The Archetype Deck: Modern Dating Edition
✨ Swipe left on small talk. Swipe right on satire.
Welcome to The Archetype Modern Dating Edition — a parody tarot guide that reveals the secret forces at play behind every Hinge profile. From The Queen of Generic to The Dog Mum, from The Hopeless Romantic to The Cynical Realist, each card skewers an archetype you’ve already seen (and maybe even been).
This isn’t fortune-telling — it’s profile-telling. Every entry comes
Card Meaning → the subtext lurking beneath the selfies.
Upright → how the archetype presents when things go well.
Reversed → how it shows up when the vibes crash.
Advice → what to do when you match with them (or recognize yourself in the mirror).
Both a roast and a reality check, this mini guide is perfect
Hinge veterans wondering why do they all look the same?
Friends sending screenshots to the group chat.
Anyone who wants to laugh instead of cry about dating apps.
🔮 The Archetype Modern Dating Edition is part satire, part social commentary, and 100% relatable. Because in the tarot of modern dating, every profile is just another card waiting to be drawn.
Welcome to The Archetype Modern Dating Edition — a parody tarot guide that reveals the secret forces at play behind every Hinge profile. From The Queen of Generic to The Dog Mum, from The Hopeless Romantic to The Cynical Realist, each card skewers an archetype you’ve already seen (and maybe even been).
This isn’t fortune-telling — it’s profile-telling. Every entry comes
Card Meaning → the subtext lurking beneath the selfies.
Upright → how the archetype presents when things go well.
Reversed → how it shows up when the vibes crash.
Advice → what to do when you match with them (or recognize yourself in the mirror).
Both a roast and a reality check, this mini guide is perfect
Hinge veterans wondering why do they all look the same?
Friends sending screenshots to the group chat.
Anyone who wants to laugh instead of cry about dating apps.
🔮 The Archetype Modern Dating Edition is part satire, part social commentary, and 100% relatable. Because in the tarot of modern dating, every profile is just another card waiting to be drawn.
68 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 5, 2025
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