It’s a public service, taking out the trash as Lam does, but would it kill these men to not be so boring about it? Maybe if they weren’t so predictably pathetic, Lam would actually spare one and take him home and keep him. Murder is such a lonely hobby, after all.
It’s a victimless crime, Conan tells himself, and the pretty man across the bar is the perfect mark for the night. Conan has always been able to charm the skin off a snake, and that’s just what he intends to do tonight.
Except Conan’s plan to talk his way into a warm bed never accounted for a run in with a pretty, knife wielding serial killer with a penchant for rules and a desire to be entertained…
Lamb to Slaughter is a 23k and rated 5 Dove for serial killers, murder, knife play, blood play, pain play (sadism/masochism), and breath play. Has a non traditional HEA between killers.
I have SO MANY CAVEATS attached to this review (as comes with any D. Dove book, let's be real). This is not a novella I would rec broadly however, for the right audience, this erotic little morsel was completely and unironically kind of fantastic.
Serial killer meet-cute with black cat/golden retriever energy. Except its a D. Dove book and 5 doves on the dove scale so like, actually proper fucked and not the sort of morally grey behaviour you can just conveniently excuse.
Unconventional HEA between two unrepentant killers who find their perfect match in each other.
“Is anything off the table?” Conan asked.
Lam smiled, wide and dark, looking up at him. “No life- threatening injuries. You?”
“Exsanguination,” Conan said immediately with a smile.
A laugh startled its way free. “That’s leaving me a lot of room,” Lam said.
“I hope enough to satisfy,” Conan replied.
✨✨Content warnings✨✨ on page murder, on page noncon and dubcon (not with MC, but it is perpetrated as part of the MCs serial killer pattern, where gets off on flipping the hunted becoming the hunter), on page sex with a character not the MC (prior to the MCs meeting), blood play, pain play, sadism and masochism, praise kink, restraints, breath play and discussion of one MC using sex as currency for accommodation.
You know you've found your perfect red flag match when:
⚾ they use baseball idioms for murdery stuff 🔪 they will get into the semantics of cutting vs stabbing 🩸 they keep mostly dark linens because it's easier to wash blood out 🪡 they may cut you, but they'll also stitch you up (aww) 🌶️ they think suturing you without pain meds is sexy foreplay 😍 "I don't want to kill you either" is basically a love confession 🚫 your only no's in bed match up well: no life-threatening injuries & no exsanguination ❤️ you survive the night
All you need is lubricant...and a knife.
“You’re–you’re being very good,” Lam said approvingly. Good boy!
Such a bloody sweet book, D Dove-style, of course.
The steps got closer, the sound echoing just behind him, louder now. The strides were long and purposeful. Every footfall heavy.
He was going to make it.
Then the footsteps behind him skittered, clacking into a jolting run.
He wasn’t going to make it.
He ran.
MC Names: Lam & Conan Tags: 84 pages, KU, dark erotica novella, 5-Dove rating, serial killers, murder (on-page), noncon (on-page rape, not between MCs), dubcon, knife play, blood play, pain play, rough painful sex, sadism/masochism, breath play, suturing as foreplay, murdery baseball idioms, scars, restraints/cuffed, good boy, following orders, biting, non-traditional HEA between killers (I mean, it's a HEA in my book.)
Listen, blood play is one of my all time favorite kinks in fiction and this one did not disappoint. I really enjoyed this! It was a quick read that kept me entertained the whole way through. I wish it was longer so I could get more of Lam and Conan! I want more of their story ASAP.
at this point i think d dove is an auto read author for me and idk what to feel about that lmao. great little read for halloween! i'd pay good money to get another story with these two, especially if it meant seeing how they navigate life and lam's "extracurricular" activities together.
D. Dove never misses when it comes to the deliciously depraved, and Lamb To The Slaughter is no exception. This isn’t a romance, it’s an erotic thriller with teeth. At just 23k, it’s a sharp, brutal little bite of a story that lingers long after the final page.
Lam is a serial killer with a code, a craving for entertainment, and a growing boredom with the men he dispatches. Conan is a charming predator in his own right, looking for a warm body and a good time. Their collision is anything but ordinary. What starts as another night in Lam’s twisted routine quickly spirals into something darker, hotter, and far more dangerous.
Conan doesn’t flinch. He doesn’t beg. He plays. And Lam? Lam is intrigued. Their dynamic is electric. Equal parts seduction and sadism, laced with blood, breath, and the kind of pain that blurs pleasure into something unholy. It’s dirty, it’s violent, and it’s oh-so-satisfying.
This story doesn’t promise safety or softness. It offers a non-traditional HEA between killers, where survival is foreplay and murder is foreplay-adjacent. If you like your spice with a side of sharp objects and moral ambiguity, this one’s for you.
Vibes: - Serial killer x con artist - Knife play - Blood play - Pain play (sadism/masochism) - Breath play - No-con/dub-con - Predator vs predator - Power games - Non-traditional HEA - Bar pickup gone feral - Murder as foreplay
This book was short, dark and delicious in a depraved and wild way. D. Dove never fails to write the best unhinged characters! Lam as a serial killer is dark and depraved as he plays with his victims, enjoying their pain and suffering. When he meets Conan, he may finally have met a man who is willing to hurt for him. Conan is just a dark and depraved, happy to suffer for Lam but also give him what he needs. These two and twisted and perfect for each other! This is listed as an unconventional HEA, which it is as this isn’t romance, and these men have no redemption arc. They are serial killers so the “HEA” is tailored to them specifically. I wouldn’t mind reading more from these two if I’m honest!!
This is a very dark story with Serial Un-Alivers. There is a HEA but it's noted as unconventional because even though these guys end up together there is no redemption for them 🤣 they are unapologetically stabby and are not running off into the sunset on a white horse...they are likey sharpening knives under dark bridges 🤷🏻♀️ so check your TWs before heading in and if your cool with stabby guys joining up to create some seriously spicy times you will love this one 🫣
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Lam is singlehandedly taking out would be predators night by night. They look at him and see someone they can easily take advantage of. That assumption would be wrong though as he quickly flips the tables taking what he wants and then disposing of them when he is done. His game is getting a bit boring and predictable though until he runs into Conan. He thinks Conan is just like the rest of them, that is until Conan surprises Lam by reading him like a book and willing giving Lam what he desperately needs...Conan's blood under Lam's fingers... This book is just a giant FAFO where Lam is concerned and then there is our feral stray puppy Conan who is just along for the ride as long as he gets a Fluffy bed after! It's one of those "There is a lid for every pot" relationships and I would totally be down for revisiting these two and their uh "shenanigans" 😈 as a duo now!
омг? це взагалі не те, що я очікувала? я в захваті!
я обожнюю всілякі прикольні power dynamics, а тут їх galore — до того ж у такому класному виконанні! також цікаво було почитати щось дійсно heavy on knife/blood play, бо в інших творах воно якщо і є, то лиш дрібочки, а тут суттєво так. мені особливо сподобалось й те, що тут не було пафосно-дешевого зображення тропу вбивця/вбивця. that is, гг1 дійсно серійний вбивця зі своїми філософськими до цього замашками типу "мені подобається відчувати їхній страх", "люблю дивитись на зміну їхнього обличчя, коли з агресора вони перетворюються в жертву" і т.д., але гг2, хоч і має за собою схожі грішки (вбивства) просто робив це за потреби і особливих почуттів до цього не має + робить це не часто. такий собі freak4freak вийшов, де потреби кожного чудово complement each other, а в повітрі витає злагода й розуміння, лол. душу продала б за сиквел, де гг трошки серйозніше облаштуються одним з одним, щоб побачити, що з того вийде... всі ті сцени відбулись протягом кількох годин, камон, НАМ ТРЕБА БІЛЬШЕ
Generally, D.Dove’s longer works have been all misses, and the shorter ones all hits. This is the first shorter work that has been a miss for me.
Cop Out made me deeply uncomfortable, Haze made me very anxious. So, I know D. Dove can pack a punch with darker themes. This just felt kinda vapid? Maybe I’m just completely over the MM serial killer trend. I’ve been just underwhelmed with the whole killer x killer trope, it always seems to be a little (or a lot) cheesy.
I do think a single POV could have really helped, added a little suspense. Because I was really just a tad bit bored.
I do love that D. Dove has a little anti-AI statement in the front matter. I hope to see more and more author with anti-AI sentiments adopting this. Its a lot easier than trawling through social media, front matter, websites etc to verify authors’ stance on AI.
Short (3 chapters), Asian MC, serial killer x serial killer that kills less frequently, blood play, knife play, dubc0n/n0nc0n (not between MCs), strangers to tentative truce to lovers
This was too short! That ending was so sweet, and I wanted to see Conan and Lam settle into something together. Maybe even move to another place and dispose of people together, depending on Lam's urges since he seems to have that more than Conan.
Surprisingly sweet with dark background vibes. Wished this was a full-length novel.
4.25⭐️ I don’t even know if I can classify this as a romance. I guess so? It’s DARK and twisted, and definitely has some elements of horror, even. But it’s definitely captivating.
A serial killer finally meets his match in this ~80 page novella. It’s high-violence, high-heat, and high-intensity! There’s extreme blo*d play and pain play in this one, for sure.
If you want something chilling but also darkly sexy this spooky season, then this is definitely a good one to pick up!
Lam and Conan are each broken in ways that the other person fulfills those needs. This story is very dark, very fast, and very spicy. There is knife play, blood play, and much more. Heed the trigger warnings. It is HEA.
Is this something I’d suggest to everyone? Absolutely not But if you’re into dead dove content (and blood kink) damn this is perfect for you It definitely scratched the hitch i had for something dark and short
This was such a frickin' hot novella! I can't express how much fun I had reading this little 5Dove October treat, perfect for people who love their erotic romance a bit more on the bloody side :3