A lesbian romantic comedy for anyone who loves fake dating lesbian romance, opposites attract chemistry, and a clean and wholesome sapphic love story with laughter, heart, and a slow burn worth waiting for.
What’s the worst that can happen when you agree to fake-date your total opposite?
For Kara, love is best avoided in favor of color-coded spreadsheets. For Lucy, love is paint-splattered, gloriously messy, and comes with a healthy disrespect for social rules. When Kara’s promotion hangs in the balance, she’s forced to turn to the one person she genuinely can’t stand—her desperately annoying, chaotic lesbian neighbour. They were only meant to survive a wellness retreat and secure Kara’s promotion. Instead, they ended up with intimacy exercises, family drama served with lemon chicken, and a slow-burn journey into lesbian first love that refused to stay fake.
Expect fake dating chaos, opposites attract sparks, and enough awkward situations to fuel three seasons of reality TV—plus the possibility (fine, probability) of stumbling into that one true love.
If you adore witty banter, found family moments, and sapphic romances that mix laughter with heart (plus one very insistent “I’m not gay” discovery arc), this one’s for you.
—Jess Harley, spreadsheet wrangler turned accidental lesbian romcom writer
For fans • Fake dating lesbian romance
• Lesbian romantic comedy
• Clean and wholesome sapphic love story
• Lesbian first love stories
• Total opposite lesbian neighbour romance
• Opposites attract WLW romance
• Family drama with heart
• Funny lesbian love stories
• Slow burn LGBTQ+ romance
• The Soft Kind (Jess Harley)
• The Sapphic Books collection – a growing library of WLW romance on Amazon & KU
• Fans of Something to Talk About by Meryl Wilsner (and other queer romcom favorites)