🥃 ARC Review: Ink Me Three Times by Lacey Day
By The Bourbon Sipping Bibliophile
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆ (2.75/5)
Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️ (Light-to-Medium, repetitive heat)
Genre: Spicy Small-Town Reverse Harem (MFMM), Surprise Pregnancy, Found Family
Format: E-ARC (534 pages)
The Pour: A Small Town, Four Men, and One Very Chaotic Timeline
Ink Me Three Times starts with a premise as bold as barrel-proof bourbon: Ivy arrives in the tiny town of Coyote Glen to cover up her ex’s tattoo and rebuild her life… and somehow ends up entangled with three men, a surprise pregnancy (with triplets), and a ready-made found family featuring a precocious kid and a French bulldog named Pickle.
On paper? Delicious chaos.
In execution? A little like mixing bourbon with soda water and hoping it drinks like an Old Fashioned.
The Notes: What Worked + What Went Sideways
🥃 Smooth Sips (What I Enjoyed)
Found Family Vibes:
Freddie, Mitchell, Timothy, Penny, and Pickle? The idea of this little mismatched family is heartwarming. The domestic scenes—when they show up—feel cozy and low-stakes.
Strong Premise:
Lacey Day consistently delivers high-concept poly romances, and this setup had real potential. Each guy brings something different to the table, and Ivy has the emotional depth to anchor a story like this.
Character Visuals:
I adored how each character had an image. A small touch, but it made the cast easier to keep track of, especially with so many personalities in play.
🥃 Harsh Burn (Where the Book Lost Me)
⚡ Pacing Issues All Over the Place
The pacing felt like someone had left their finger on the fast-forward button.
Major emotional moments were rushed.
New kinks appeared out of thin air.
Conflict entered and exited scenes before the bourbon even had time to open up.
⚡ Unresolved Plot Threads
There were too many moments where the story started to build toward something…and then abandoned the effort entirely.
Why is Mitchell actually so allergic to relationships? We never get the depth we’re promised.
How did they come by the money to handle the ex situation AND purchase a house?
Penny—the adorable, spunky daughter—vanished for most of the second half.
The side plot with Penny’s mom felt like manufactured drama that didn’t enhance the story.
⚡ The Quad Didn’t Feel Like a True Poly Relationship
This is a big one.
It didn’t feel like four people choosing each other.
It felt like:
Ivy can’t choose → the men allow it → boom, quad.
A true poly romance requires intentionality. Mutual desire. Emotional grounding. This one felt more like a compromise than a commitment.
⚡ Timeline & Chemistry Issues
The timeline is thin as tissue.
Connections jump from spark to inferno to family-level devotion in record speed.
Repetition creeps in. Scenes blur together. The emotional arcs never fully root.
⚡ Spice Level: More Sizzle Than Spice
Despite the 5-chili marketing energy, the spice is:
Light
Repetitive
Often dropped into scenes with no buildup
Several scenes read like placeholders instead of immersive intimacy. And for a book positioning itself as high-heat, that’s a miss.
⚡ Unrealistic Pregnancy Trope
Triplets. Again.
At this point, the surprise-multiples trope feels more gimmick than plot. If you’re sensitive to unrealistic or compressed pregnancy narratives, this will stick out.
The Final Sip
Ink Me Three Times has the ingredients for a warm, chaotic, big-hearted why-choose romance—but the execution dilutes the flavor. Pacing issues, missing emotional depth, unresolved plot threads, and underwhelming spice keep this from becoming the rich, full-bodied pour it could’ve been.
If you love poly chaos, small-town mess, tattooed men, and don't mind suspending disbelief to the sky, you may still enjoy the ride. But if you prefer poly romances with intentional emotional architecture, deeper character motivations, and believable timelines—you may want to pour something else.
🥃 Drink Pairing: A Half-Poured Bourbon Sour
A little sweet, a little tart, a little messy around the edges—but still drinkable if you’re in the mood.
This book aims high, but the balance isn’t quite right. Much like a bourbon sour missing the foam, something important doesn’t fully come together… yet it goes down easy enough if you’re not too picky.
🥃 Half-Poured Bourbon Sour - The Bourbon Sipping Bibliophile Edition
Ingredients
1.5 oz bourbon (something smooth but not too fancy)
0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
0.25 oz simple syrup
1 dash Angostura bitters
Optional: a half scoop of egg white foam (to make it “half-poured”)
Ice
Lemon wheel or cherry for garnish
Instructions
Fill the shaker halfway — not full, because this drink leans into the chaos.
Add bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup, bitters, and your half-portion egg white if using.
Shake briefly. Like… way too briefly.
Add ice and shake again, but half-heartedly, like someone who’s not sure if they should commit.
Strain into a rocks glass with ice.
Garnish with whatever you have on hand — a lemon, a cherry, or even just a vibe.
Tasting Notes
🍋 A little tart
🥃 A little sweet
🤏 A little off-balance
😌 Still goes down easy
Perfect for a book that had all the ingredients… just not fully mixed.
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.