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The Dark Lord's Guide #1

The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover: The Dark Lord’s Guide Series

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From ruling the underworld to battling co-pays and deductibles—evil has met its match.

Dark Lord Morthisal Ebonwrath, Master of the Abyss, is moments away from losing his dark fortress and head to a hero's assault. He uses his last bit of magic to escape death—only to end up trapped in the mundane body of Vince Logan, an ordinary guy from modern-day Seattle. Stripped of his powers, Morthisal wakes up disoriented in a world full of strange contraptions, surrounded by people in white coats who think his cries for dominion over death are just signs of a "mental episode."

With no dark magic, Morthisal must navigate the bewildering modern world of insurance co-pays, office cubicles, and frustratingly useless minions (otherwise known as co-workers). Morthisal also finds himself falling—reluctantly and awkwardly—for Yvette Sterling, a high-powered CEO who scares him for all the wrong reasons. (Mostly because he likes her.). Between run-ins with technology and misunderstandings of modern customs, he realizes that he may be able to access some of his former powers, but at a very painful price.

The greatest cozy-adjacent, reverse-isekai, satirical fantasy, modern-day magic shenaniganesque, gamelit-inspired, fish-out-of-water portal fantasy, with a twist of romance, and boss battles that take place in board rooms, slice of fun book you will ever read!

This is the companion novel to REBORN AS A DARK LORD - this book can be read with no knowledge of the Reborn series.

410 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 17, 2025

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About the author

Timothy W. Long

63 books153 followers
When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his mom.

Tim is the author of over 30 novels in genres ranging from cozy/Isekai, to all manner of post-apocalyptic because no one has managed to take away his word processor.

Tim is an active member of SFWA, HWA, and Thriller Writers. He recently signed a three-book deal with Aethon Books for his Dark Lord Reborn Series.

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November 23, 2025
distinctive title

Sooo. I’ve read the companion novel. So I knew the gist and a couple of the references. Morthisal was great. I squealed that the romance, laughed at the comedy. All in all fun isekai bs. Thoroughly enjoyed.
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December 6, 2025
This was a hoot

This is a just go with it book. Totally unique premise, good writing interesting characters and lots of food. Really fun read. Epilogue was fairly good as well. Bring on Hollywood!
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November 30, 2025
Thoroughly enjoyed the ride. A fun, great paced read and cannot wait for the follow up novel to come out in Feb. I
liked the characters and plot development and the good bad guy is a great balance.
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December 19, 2025
Fun

Such a fun idea, with much opportunity for silliness. I loved Vince getting involved with the indie film, and picking up minions at random.
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January 10, 2026
Very funny story that shows a Dark Lord can become quite successful in all of his endeavors (corporate climbing included) on Earth. Also entertaining was his slow but inevitable path to humanity.
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