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Confessions of a Trash Droid #3
Sector Zero
They threw him in a desert hell with one rule - fight to the death or get scrapped.
Now T.E.D.D., the glitchy trash droid who’s done taking orders, is trapped in Sector Zero, where the Manager forces humans and machines into brutal bloodsport. Friends could become executioners - or corpses beside him. There’s no walking away. Outsmart the arena, or rust in the sand.
Because in Sector Zero, the deadliest enemy isn’t the droids, the humans, or even the Manager. It’s the choice Tedd must make.
Perfect for fans of Martha Wells, Asimov, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky.
Praise For The "Confessions of a Trash Droid" Series
"Brilliant sci-fi, can't wait for more!" ★★★★★
"Had me hooked. Packed with laughs and adventure." ★★★★★
"Couldn’t put it down! Clever humor and dark twists. A fantastic read!” ★★★★★
"A laugh-out-loud, engaging read." ★★★★★
"Couldn't stop reading!" ★★★★★
"Absolutely brilliant. Had me snort-laughing out loud!" ★★★★★
"Laugh-out-loud humour with genuine heart." ★★★★★
"Will make you laugh while keeping you glued." ★★★★★
"Loved it. Dying to read the next one!" ★★★★★
"Laughed out loud, a LOT! A great fun book." ★★★★★
"Loved every page." ★★★★★
"Fell in love with Tedd, blew through these brilliant books." ★★★★★
"I have been letting my friends know what an excellent read this series is." ★★★★★
Now T.E.D.D., the glitchy trash droid who’s done taking orders, is trapped in Sector Zero, where the Manager forces humans and machines into brutal bloodsport. Friends could become executioners - or corpses beside him. There’s no walking away. Outsmart the arena, or rust in the sand.
Because in Sector Zero, the deadliest enemy isn’t the droids, the humans, or even the Manager. It’s the choice Tedd must make.
Perfect for fans of Martha Wells, Asimov, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky.
Praise For The "Confessions of a Trash Droid" Series
"Brilliant sci-fi, can't wait for more!" ★★★★★
"Had me hooked. Packed with laughs and adventure." ★★★★★
"Couldn’t put it down! Clever humor and dark twists. A fantastic read!” ★★★★★
"A laugh-out-loud, engaging read." ★★★★★
"Couldn't stop reading!" ★★★★★
"Absolutely brilliant. Had me snort-laughing out loud!" ★★★★★
"Laugh-out-loud humour with genuine heart." ★★★★★
"Will make you laugh while keeping you glued." ★★★★★
"Loved it. Dying to read the next one!" ★★★★★
"Laughed out loud, a LOT! A great fun book." ★★★★★
"Loved every page." ★★★★★
"Fell in love with Tedd, blew through these brilliant books." ★★★★★
"I have been letting my friends know what an excellent read this series is." ★★★★★
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169 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 6, 2025
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February 7, 2026Soft dnf because im lowkey bored
October 30, 2025
I've waited a long time for an author who writes specifically for my sense of humour
Michael Cheney let's loose (I think) in this series and the humour and exchanges between the main characters is just superb. I'd love to put some quotes in here uncensored but my review wouldn't make it to press.
That's not to say there's excessive strong language, I'd personally say there's almost the optimal amount.
It really is just so funny. Here are the censored quotes that made me laugh. See if you can work them out. Actually don't bother, just read it:
he says. “You need to rest before the first game begins.” “If it’s Spot The 1234 I’ve already won,” I say.
“Your morning show is a piece of rotting 1234 garbage!” I shout.
“They’re wearing bright pink jumpsuits. They don’t look too happy about it.” “Their clothes are the least of their worries,”
He doesn’t reply. I think I’ve scared him. “Or,” I say, “we could even end up in the scariest, darkest and most foreboding place of all.” “Where’s that?” he asks. “Your mom’s 123456.” ArachnoBot snickers, his legs rattling on the floor of the container. “Thank you, Tedd. Thank you.”
Michael Cheney let's loose (I think) in this series and the humour and exchanges between the main characters is just superb. I'd love to put some quotes in here uncensored but my review wouldn't make it to press.
That's not to say there's excessive strong language, I'd personally say there's almost the optimal amount.
It really is just so funny. Here are the censored quotes that made me laugh. See if you can work them out. Actually don't bother, just read it:
he says. “You need to rest before the first game begins.” “If it’s Spot The 1234 I’ve already won,” I say.
“Your morning show is a piece of rotting 1234 garbage!” I shout.
“They’re wearing bright pink jumpsuits. They don’t look too happy about it.” “Their clothes are the least of their worries,”
He doesn’t reply. I think I’ve scared him. “Or,” I say, “we could even end up in the scariest, darkest and most foreboding place of all.” “Where’s that?” he asks. “Your mom’s 123456.” ArachnoBot snickers, his legs rattling on the floor of the container. “Thank you, Tedd. Thank you.”
October 27, 2025
Go ahead and have a lotta, lotta fun with this trash talkin Droid!
This book is absodamnlutely fun. Every single time Tedd our intrepid Trash Droid takes a step, he only finds himself deeper in the, you know what! And now he's landed purdy much where he started, being controlled by the Manager. The Manager also has control over his human friend Sarah. But he's made an alliance with an aracnobot and it's been actually working out for both of 'em. So yeah grab the book to see how much hot water Tedd can get into...
Here's a couple of quotes for yah:
"It’s like a hundred Edward Scissorhands doing a shadow puppet show."
"I guess someone already harvested your heart.” “Just call me the Tin Man,” I say. “You can be Dorothy.” “Does that mean the Manager is the Wizard of Oz?”
This book is absodamnlutely fun. Every single time Tedd our intrepid Trash Droid takes a step, he only finds himself deeper in the, you know what! And now he's landed purdy much where he started, being controlled by the Manager. The Manager also has control over his human friend Sarah. But he's made an alliance with an aracnobot and it's been actually working out for both of 'em. So yeah grab the book to see how much hot water Tedd can get into...
Here's a couple of quotes for yah:
"It’s like a hundred Edward Scissorhands doing a shadow puppet show."
"I guess someone already harvested your heart.” “Just call me the Tin Man,” I say. “You can be Dorothy.” “Does that mean the Manager is the Wizard of Oz?”
December 30, 2025
Genius
Hilarious and exhilarating sci-fi, hi-jinx, die-hard, robo, low-brow, go-mojo, no-slow-mo (except when suitably gory) tale of derringer-do, Kalashnikov-calamity, AKA Tedd, the trash-talking, jay-walking, psycho-dorky, android (NOT robot). Like Asimov without the three (or any) laws, Clarke and others without the (yawn) science, M’Banks without the culture, Star Wars without (so far) the merchandise (and PG rating). Closest thing would be if Harry’s Stainless Steel Rat hijacked the Red Dwarf (of the the books not the TV series) with buzz-saws for hands and no censor.
Hilarious and exhilarating sci-fi, hi-jinx, die-hard, robo, low-brow, go-mojo, no-slow-mo (except when suitably gory) tale of derringer-do, Kalashnikov-calamity, AKA Tedd, the trash-talking, jay-walking, psycho-dorky, android (NOT robot). Like Asimov without the three (or any) laws, Clarke and others without the (yawn) science, M’Banks without the culture, Star Wars without (so far) the merchandise (and PG rating). Closest thing would be if Harry’s Stainless Steel Rat hijacked the Red Dwarf (of the the books not the TV series) with buzz-saws for hands and no censor.
October 17, 2025
Action Packed
So far this been my favorite book in the series. It is full of action and takes the time to quickly and effectively explain why Tedd feels things. There were a few times when Tedd used the same insulting title for a group of opponents. It felt a little lazy and un-Tedd like. Tedd's stock and trade is trash talking pun intended so repeat insults just don't fly. I'm excited to see how this all ends.
So far this been my favorite book in the series. It is full of action and takes the time to quickly and effectively explain why Tedd feels things. There were a few times when Tedd used the same insulting title for a group of opponents. It felt a little lazy and un-Tedd like. Tedd's stock and trade is trash talking pun intended so repeat insults just don't fly. I'm excited to see how this all ends.
October 16, 2025
absolute belter..
I found this series purely by chance, and I’m so glad I did ( remind me to put the lottery numbers on, I’m on a lucky streak).
I know “page turner” is a much overused saying, but in this case it is truly deserving.
It is a fast paced, non stop, humorous adventure that just grabs you from the start and doesn’t let go.
Roll on book 4.
I found this series purely by chance, and I’m so glad I did ( remind me to put the lottery numbers on, I’m on a lucky streak).
I know “page turner” is a much overused saying, but in this case it is truly deserving.
It is a fast paced, non stop, humorous adventure that just grabs you from the start and doesn’t let go.
Roll on book 4.
December 25, 2025
Fun Read in spite of profanity
The humor is more raunchy than I like but story is a fun read. Reminds me of a mixture of Dead Pool, Bender from Futuroma and the Murderbot Diaries. If you have tender sense abilities about harsh language and jokes it might not be a good book for you.
The humor is more raunchy than I like but story is a fun read. Reminds me of a mixture of Dead Pool, Bender from Futuroma and the Murderbot Diaries. If you have tender sense abilities about harsh language and jokes it might not be a good book for you.
February 5, 2026
wow! what an adventure! This one is the funniest book so far in the series! iI love how fast paced this book is, and the humour... I love it! easy short read! fun and little sad in some parts! Loving the series
February 9, 2026
Funny, gory and trashy!
So far, I read book 1 to book 4, it was a pleasant read. Action-packed, funny, some gruesome deaths. The main character is annoyingly attaching, immature, full of resources, the kind you want to pat on the shoulder and slap in the face!
So far, I read book 1 to book 4, it was a pleasant read. Action-packed, funny, some gruesome deaths. The main character is annoyingly attaching, immature, full of resources, the kind you want to pat on the shoulder and slap in the face!
November 1, 2025
The banter between Tedd and Arachnobot is getting a bit tiresome. Maybe because I've read three of them in the past few days, not all in a row, but I think I need a longer break from it.
November 11, 2025
One-Trick Pony
Funny and amusing, up to a point. I read three. That’s enough. Each installment is more of the same thing.
Funny and amusing, up to a point. I read three. That’s enough. Each installment is more of the same thing.
November 18, 2025
Bloody hell, another cliffhanger. Didn't realise the next book hasn't been released yet #rookiemistake
December 16, 2025
Another great story. Both the action and dialog are great. I think the characters around Tedd have improved as well.
December 21, 2025
A fun read
Michael Cheney serves up a fun read with trash droid. It won't win a pulitzer prize but who cares, it's fun, chaotic and a good read. Keep up the good work Michael !
Michael Cheney serves up a fun read with trash droid. It won't win a pulitzer prize but who cares, it's fun, chaotic and a good read. Keep up the good work Michael !
December 21, 2025
It is a fun read and I want the author to do well from his efforts.
BUT - It seems like the author is ending each book with a cliff hanger instead of making stan alone books.
BUT - It seems like the author is ending each book with a cliff hanger instead of making stan alone books.
December 23, 2025
Story getting exciting
I enjoyed this book (3) as it put
a twist to the story. Hopefully Ted will finally find love?
I look forward to the time Ted finally is free
I enjoyed this book (3) as it put
a twist to the story. Hopefully Ted will finally find love?
I look forward to the time Ted finally is free
December 31, 2025
Quick easy novella to read. The world makes little to no sense, but it's a guilty pleasure read and I'm one of those people that HAS to know how it ends.. so watch me read the rest.
January 9, 2026
Lots of action
Droid with friends! Love me some Trash Droid action with his droid and non droid friends! A quick read but recommend highly!
Droid with friends! Love me some Trash Droid action with his droid and non droid friends! A quick read but recommend highly!
January 11, 2026
stop killing the humans!
You’re not supposed to kill my favorite meat bags! Kids are not supposed to die! I’m about to go to book 4. There better be good news.…
You’re not supposed to kill my favorite meat bags! Kids are not supposed to die! I’m about to go to book 4. There better be good news.…
January 2, 2026
Well crap. I didn’t expect that.
Ok so do I wait for book 4 to be on audio or give in and read it? Think I’ll wait just a bit and it is published to see how quick the audio comes out.
Great series. Hilarious yet strangely emotional. Tedd has better emotions than some people I know.
Ok so do I wait for book 4 to be on audio or give in and read it? Think I’ll wait just a bit and it is published to see how quick the audio comes out.
Great series. Hilarious yet strangely emotional. Tedd has better emotions than some people I know.
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