4.5 stars. Welcome to the stage, the new king of m/m romance - Chip Pons! Listen, WINGING IT WITH YOU was cute and sexy, but DEARLY DEPARTED has my heart. A small-town supernatural romance between Hades and an adorable flower shop owner? Hell yea. The king of the underworld and ultimate shadow daddy has been living on earth as Hayden, working as an undertaker at a funeral home in the quaint town of Stonevale, New Jersey. Enter Levi, the ray of sunshine and freckled face redhead that works at the flower shop around the corner. After their worlds collide, the immortal and mortal fall for each other in a way that transcends and defies any sort of mythological fate. Cute, right?
These two are so damn adorable - the juxtaposition of Hayden’s dark qualities and Levi’s bright qualities create a wonderful dynamic because as they say, stars don’t shine without the darkness. Levi reminds Hayden that life is messy and vibrant and doesn’t alway have to be lived in isolation and despair. They truly see each other for who they are and support each other in times of need, learning that to risk being known is to risk being understood. Luckily, they have the patience to get to thoroughly know one another. Their banter is actually so great and who knew that Grindr messages could be so charming? Usually I’m just getting pelted by dick pics when I’m on there. (Not that I’m complaining). There’s something so funny about Hades being on Grindr. Even Hades gets horny.
Speaking of, let’s talk about the spice. I love the nuances that come with an m/m romance being written by a gay man - the douching, the jocks, the poppers, the anal prep - it feels so real. And Chip, you took me out with that bussy lingo. There are some very hot scenes that combine lust with care and take place in various locations like green houses, flower shops and more. And did I mention that Hayden’s shadows have a mind of their own and might even partake in the fun? Purr. I too want a hot shadow zaddy to make me a charcuterie board dong out. And the fact that Levi has no problem with Hayden seeking clarity or checking in to feel better about their relationship status is such a green flag to me. Also the fact that Hades loves being on his knees. God, I wanna be wrecked and worshipped at the same time too. I need a boyfriend.
There are so many things that I adore about this rom-com. I love the emphasis on found family and friendship and how we should let ourselves be taken care of sometimes. While Levi’s besties might sound like annoying stock characters half the time, their intentions are always good and I can’t fault them for being constants in Levi’s life. There are also flamboyant men that sound exactly like them in the real world and we need that representation too. I love the family reconciliations that’s happen with both Levi and Hayden, and there’s something really fun about seeing Zeus and Poseidon in mortal form. Might need to see some spin-offs of their gay asses. Spice aside, I love that these two show up for one another, but also give each other the space to do their own thing, while still celebrating their individual successes. Healthy kings. The meditations on grief are very good and I loved that they learned that love isn’t about outrunning grief, but learning to live beside it.
Admittedly, the gardening metaphors do become a tad cheesy and played out, but I can respect that we’re in the world of a rom-com, it’s not that serious Linda. I'm not a fan of insta-love so that’s a trope I’m always going to have a hard time with, BUT I’m so grateful to Chip for sending me an early advanced copy of this book, and I can’t wait to fan boy over whatever m/m romance he writes next. Truly flattered to be one of the first to read this one. Chip could shape up to be the Abby Jimenez of m/m romances if he keeps it up! Oh, and bonus points for the inspirational lyrics from Dr. Taylor Alison Swift in the beginning of his romances - as a die-hard Swiftie, I respect it. Pick up DEARLY DEPARTED next summer, it’s the perfect beach read.