What do you think?
Rate this book


322 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 30, 2025
At this rate, I'd arrive at the dig site looking less like a serious archaeologist and more like something recently excavated.
stood amid the pottery pieces, mentally composing my own funerary text. "Here lies Clarissa Bell, who survived twenty-six years of life only to be murdered by an angry archaeologist with a surprisingly violent mustache. May Anubis judge her heart lightly, as her brain was clearly missing to begin with."
And what was one more catastrophically bad decision in an evening already featuring a dress without a single practical pocket?