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250 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 15, 2025
The door moaned out a loud creak as it swung open, reminding him vaguely of pretty much every haunted house movie he’d ever watched. Thankfully, he loved horror movies, so this was amusing rather than unnerving.
How could they have gotten so lucky to have found such an interesting human? Nothing scared him, he liked spicy food, and he thought horror movies were funny!
“Yep.” Tog clapped his hands together and rubbed them with an evil grin. “We’re gonna make sure our boy gets laid.”
“No. You wanted to be fucked hard. You come when I say you can come.”
Luke had always wanted a close family to spend time with and who wanted to protect him. He’d never expected to find it in a crazy, ragtag bunch of demons and one very sexy, sweet human named Matteo. Add in a murder of crows, and this was heaven.
“A project?” Bath’tuk repeated, blinking his single wide eye. “What kind of project?”
“Preferably something low key that doesn’t attract the attention of the police, the neighbors, or worse…” Azroth paused and shuddered, “the homeowners association. A project we can all take part in.”
“If you had a request that required a more substantial payment, such as your soul, you would be offered a proper contract to sign so that the agreement was binding. In the past several years, we’ve been modeling our contracts after Apple’s service contracts.”
“Holy shit! No one reads those.”
Azroth’s grin turned positively wicked. “I know.”

A Charming, Chaotic, and Surprisingly Sweet Read


