Paddington’s Finest Four
Parking Problems
Mr. Brown has an important letter to mail. It’s an income tax demand note and he’s already in bad standing. But they’re stuck in the car, there’s no mailbox in sight, and it’s pouring down raining and they’re stuck in a line of cars. So, Paddington chooses to go out and mail the letter because he has a duffel coat on (and it needs a cleaning). Mr. Brown says he’ll give him a reward. He makes him promise to guard it with his life. Paddington looks out the window and sees a policeman looking in. mr. Brown warns him not to get his letter mixed up with his sandwich and not to get distracted by the police. He also shouldn’t get the letter wet. The noisy cop knocks on the window and tells Mr. Brown he has a bear in his car and wants Mr. Brown to get out but he doesn’t. The cop gets offended and says he was just looking out. Jonathan and Judy said he was probably drafted to come in to help because there’s a carnival. After the cop leaves, they hear a conversation about some cops talking about a foreigner which makes them suspicious. They think he’s in a gang run by a woman named “Aunt Lucy” and that marmalade might be a code word. The cops then question (accuse) Mr. Brown and want to search his car. When he turns this down they start finding violations. They even kick his car and try to write him up because he doesn’t have a spar. But Mr. Brown tells him he knows the superintendent and he won’t be too happy when they tell him how he kicked his car. Paddington then arrives and drenches the policeman with his umbrella. The second police decides just to call a tow truck from them. Mrs. Bird tells them there’s been a rumor that its been said it's been “raining bears” as an explanation for all the recent storms to drum up publicity for the traveling carnival that no one is going to on account of the rain They all agree that Paddington should keep out of the way for nine days. .
(Hmm! Interesting! I didn’t know that the police did stuff like this to *other* people. That’s the most surprising part. Mr. Brown stood his ground tho. G otta give him that. But sadly well if it was another Mr. Brown this could have gone a WHOLE lot differently if he’d refused to get out the car. Actually, the story should have stopped with the police getting the car towed. I’ve noticed that when Mrs. Bird starts to “explain” things that’s where the confusion starts. What was the connection between what happened with Paddington, the rain, and promotion for the carnival?(
“A Bird In The Hand”
Paddington wakes up to the chirping of a Robin Red Breast. So, he decides to go outside to tend to his garden (since there’s no sign of rain -a rare thing these days=/ Mrs. Bird gives him a special breakfast of marmalade and then suggests he go for a run around the garden. He warms him to keep his coat on. It might be sunny but it’s still chilly. Not what he had in mind but.. he goes to inspect his rockery. He hears Mr. Curry out grunting and making sounds like he’s cutting tin. Paddington’s curiosity gets the better of him.
“Curry’s The Name”
Mr Curry makes a comment about having problems with his legs and cutting them off. It’s not long before he’s convinced Paddington to “help him” saw (repair) some of his tables and chairs. He makes Paddington promise not to tell anyone, tells him he has something to do, and then leaves him to it. Amazingly everything is tidy when the Browns look, but the chair legs now are very small. Mr. Grubber trims the table legs so they’re all equal in size. Mr. Curry is pleased, gives Paddington a shelling, and displays the furniture on the front lawn. The boy who delivers the mail mentions a best spring furniture competition. He says he their neighbor was supposed to give them a flier. Mr. Cury’s furniture is covered. When Mr. Cury unveils his display it’s Paddington’s rock garden. He clearly stole it because the metal ID cards have Paddington’s[ name and address. The judge says they should both split the prize.
(Split the prize? After they found out this man clearly stole from Paddington. He should have been disqualified *and* there should have been some kind of find. You can’t just go on people’s property, take their stuff, and claim it as your own.)
“Paddington’s Magical Moments”
Mr. Grubber has a bday coming up and the Browns decide to ask him to tea. Johnathan gives Paddington a book called “Jumbo Party Tricks.” Unfortunately, Mr. Curry invites himself to the party. Paddington tries his first trick. He’ll sing a song without moving his lips, but they discover it’s a wind up gramophone when the needle gets stuck in the groove and the words repeat. His next trick is trying to raise a rod up to the ceiling. Mr. Cury isn’t fooled. He knows it’s balloons. He makes a plate of cakes disappear, but Mr. Curry points out he’s got cream on his whiskers. He brings Mr. Curry tea but Mr. Curry says that’s the oldest trick in the book- (gluing the tea set together). He then reveals the cakes that “vanished” he’s hidden under the table.
“Dinner for One”.
Paddington enters a cooking program. There are a lot of celebrities there and Sir Percival. Paddington’s dish contains (cream, truffle, and chickory). But when the judges go to taste it, he says he ate it. He says nothing in the law said he couldn’t but they say he’ll have to be eliminated because he hasn’t submitted anything. He shows them the marmalade sandwich under his hat. The judges all taste some and agree it’s delicious. Paddington tells them he made it himself. He tells them the secret is in the equal thick to thin chunks. He wins the prize money and decides he’ll spend some on the Browns and give the rest to the retired bear home in Lima.
(This felt like cheating. Anyone could have made a sandwich and brought it in, but as always things just seem to work for Paddington. Usually, cooking shows make you use *what’s there*. But I'd rather Paddington win than Mr. Curry so).
“A Visit To The Cleaners”
Mr. Curry’s lawn gets a lot of attention. Paddington is asked to take some clothes to the cleaners. Mr. Curry stops him and puts his best suit on the pile. He wants to look his best because he’s going to be photographed. Mr. Samuels thinks the suit is ratty and it’ll fall to pieces if he washes it. Then he tells Paddington about some of the weird things people bring in (distressed jeans). He leaves the clothes and goes to have his elevensies. Then he goes back to help Jonathan with his spring cleaning. He then does some “altering” to Mr. Cury’s suit. There’s a piece in the paper about how to make your own family scarecrow.
“Paddington’s Finest Hour”
The Browns and Paddington go to a variety show. He goes to get a program and then gives the girl a hard star because she won’t give him a receipt. Paddington watches the show and decides he wants to try some of the acts. Mrs. Brown vows to keep her eyes on him (and her china). Mr/ Brown has gotten them six center seats. Mrs. Brown doesn’t think this is such a good idea. The show starts with acrobats. Then there’s a ventriloquist on a unicycle with a dummy. There’s also a contortionist, someone spinning plates, and chimpanzees on the handlebars of bikes. There’s a hyptnotize who gets the audience to clap their hands above their head and some need assistance to unclasp them (as Mr. Brown has said it was rumored would happen). He picks Paddington out of the crowd and commands him to look into his eyes and follow the path of his watch. He then tells him to sing him a song, but he refuses (due to the fact bears can’t sing). Paddington gets applause, but the hyptnoise is mad. He commands him to do something but Paddington gives him another hard stare. The stage manager ends the show on this note. People see the parallel David and Golith and its agree it’s his finest hour.
(Umm.. What? They applauded because he DEFIED him and made his act look bad? Okaay),
Rating: 5