I was really skimming this book. The plot is genuinely interesting but the characters are so goddamned annoying and the worldbuilding is hit and miss to say the least.
Why does this book have ABO dynamic and ALSO gender essentialism? Like girl you didn’t need both. Read more fanfic smh. There are exactly two characters in this group of people: the little dainty “quirky” woman who is “so strong” but also folds like wet tissue paper at the first hint of hardship and the big bad Alpha Male (yes, this exact phrase is said 7 unironic times in this book alone) who can’t talk about his feelings and feels the unending need to infantilize all The Women. I can tell the author tries to differentiate them, but it’s ineffective to say the least. Every time they are all in a big group all reactions that are described essentially amount to “the males slap each other’s backs and the females scream/cry/throw up.” At least she’s stopped using girlboss feminism language and is just admitting that she’s not a feminist.
Now onto the worldbuilding. I didn’t know it was possible to be this level of unintentionally racist towards species of creatures that you made up and live exclusively in your own head. There were two main species introduced in this book and both felt like racist caricatures. The first were centaurs and girlboss knows exactly one Greek food and its feta cheese. Which like, feta cheese is great. No one is eating a big pile of feta for breakfast not 1) Greek people, 2) a bunch of self professed “carnivore” wolves, or 3) fucking HORSES. You can’t both espouse how horselike these centaurs are (which HAS to be a microaggression) and say their laughs are “a bit horsey on the back end, ironically” and then make them eat this much goddamned cheese. Choose a lane. I have soooo many other thoughts on how weird and first drafty this world building was (the tables???), but I must also talk about the goblins. They were infantilized, literally compared to troll dolls, shown to be incapable of farming yet being an incredibly agrarian species who don’t seem to hunt or keep animals, and spoke in inconsistently broken English. They are incompetent at protecting themselves or taking care of themselves and need these smart Alpha Male colonizers to come in and teach them how to do it right. This might be chill if I wasn’t pretty convinced the author is just real life racist. There’s a lot of talk about their respective skin colors, but only in the service of implicitly tying The Women to white feminine innocence/purity. I think one of the dudes is Hungarian and that’s about as much diversity as is allowed in their weird little repopulation cult. And the way that talk about the places they visit is very stereotypical to say the least.
Small point but why do they keep both comparing their relationship to that of a family member? You can’t keep saying that he reminds you of your dad and that she reminds you of your tragically dead sister. It’s weird.
Now onto some more constructive criticism that isn’t just me and my little liberal snowflake heart being offended. There are so many ways to establish powers earlier in the story before they become Deus Ex Machina type plot devices that completely undermine any stakes there might have been. The (I think) third time this happened broke me. They’re trying to get into this ancient Egyptian tomb (that is long abandoned yet has a perfectly manicured lawn garden) and they can’t find the entrance so in a fit of boredom they fuck against this tomb and the wall opens when she climaxes. You don’t have to resort to Cunn Ex Machina to open a door. There could have just been a switch on the wall behind her. But nooo it has to be completely unexplained except that they were fucking and then the door opened. AAAAAAAAAAARGH. And don’t get me started on what immediately follows which in order is 1) they enter a “scary” tunnel that gives them the “creeps” (no explanation or real danger shown), 2) one of The Women says “we shouldn’t split up,” 3) less than a goddamned page later the Alpha Males decide they should go different directions to cover more ground but that it will be “fine if we stay in hearing distance,” 4) our main pairing immediately falls down a hole, 5) the Woman freaks out because she has claustrophobia that didn’t get activated at all when she was crawling around those goblin tunnels without an Alpha Male to protect her, 6) the other couple finds them and says they can’t possibly help in any way because they are too far down forgetting that one of them literally got WINGS and can FLY as of like two chapters before to solve a different plot point, 7) they find a treasure room in which they find the McGuffin they were looking for without any trouble at all but also see “chalices that would look at home on King Arthur’s table. Sorry I guess I can’t stop being a little liberal snow flake when they raid a goddamned Egyptian tomb and then say the treasure should be in fucking England instead. Holy shit.
My favorite thing about this book is that there’s only one more in this godforsaken series before I can be released from my curse. Based off the epilogue I am going to ✨hate it✨. Why must I be invested in these trad wife core werewolf books. This might be my longest review yet and I still have more that I could say. End me!