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1.5 stars rounded down
This reviews may contain spoilers we already knew would happen. Read at your own risk ⚠️⚠️‼️
⟢ For the rest of my life, if anyone asks me about my biggest fuck-up, it’s not binge-watching shows instead of studying. Nope. It’s the day I picked up this absolute disaster of a series. The day I let curiosity get me killed, like a damn cat. Every time someone even mentions this book, I swear an angel loses its wings in the most brutal, soul-crushing way possible 🤡. I’m floored—no, fucking floored—that it’s possible to write a book this offensively horrible. I mean, it takes talent to make something this bad.
⟢ Let’s start with the obvious. EVERYONE, their grandmother, their ancestors, and every village idiot from here to eternity knew Isla was going to end up with Grim. So tell me why, in Book THREE, after barely putting in 20% effort for Oro, she’s still dropping lines like, “I love both Grim and Oro,” “Half of my heart belongs to him.” 🤨 EXCUSE ME? I had a damn whiplash every time I read that crap. Is it just shitty writing, or does the author actually think we’re fucking stupid?
⟢ We’re trapped in this girl’s head while she’s with Oro, thinking about Grim, and then with Grim, barely giving a fuck about Oro. Yet we’re supposed to buy this “love them both equally” lie? She’s having a full-on panic attack when she can’t feel Grim but barely bats an eye when Oro is LITERALLY DYING right in front of her. Like…HELLO?! Am I supposed to believe she loves them both? The fuck outta here with that nonsense 🤡.
⟢ Speaking of fuckery, was this book not supposed to be a trilogy? Unless I’m having some kind of brain malfunction, wasn’t this supposed to wrap up? But nooo, we’re getting at least three more of these dumpster fires. Why? To drag out this pointless “love triangle” that’s more predictable than a weather forecast? What’s next? Isla getting god-tier powers…oh wait she fucking did , Grim and Oro still following her like whipped puppies, and some irrelevant plot literally nobody gaf about be fr. I hope all these idiots die and rot. I could not care less 😒.
⟢ And Isla. Holy fuck, Isla. The woman has the personality of an ovulating pig for fucks sake. Bland, boring, and somehow this is the girl they’re all fighting for? Please, for the love of God, STAND UP.
⟢ And Grim. Don’t get me started on this manipulative piece of shit. Every time he does something “cute,” it’s dripping with emotional blackmail. The guy talks about his “nightmares” that only stopped when he met her and how he’s got “no one but her.” I’m sorry, what? This guy is waving red flags like he’s in the goddamn World Cup. It’s giving “my grandma died 15 years ago so I’m a victim” energy. I’m done with this whiny, manipulative fucker 🥰🤡.
⟢ Oh, and the age gap? Jesus Christ. Isla’s dad was Grim’s GENERAL. They had beef back in the day, and now he’s with the man’s daughter? 💀💀 Every time I remember this, I want to puke. The ick is off the charts. YUCK.
⟢ Also Jesus… Grim kills people for even looking at her wrong, and she’s “shocked” that he doesn’t flinch when she says she’s killed people? And then, because he “accepts her darkness,” she likes him even more? DUH, the man’s a murderer himself. This isn’t some cute bonding moment; it’s basic logic. Duhhhhh. 🤡
Reading this reminded me of when I was reading ACOMAF and SJM was shoving Rhysand down our throats like we couldn’t think for ourselves. Somehow this is worseee.
⟢ This whole thing has been a fucking nightmare. I’d go into more detail, but my brain is so fried from this series that I need therapy just to recover.
Grimshaw’s breath stinks, Isla needs to stop begging people to touch her and take a shower , Oro needs to prioritize his sanity and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart hope everyone dies including that stupid fucking dragon, Wraith✌️
Aurevoir, fuck this book, fuck this series, and fuck every bullshit love triangle that drags on for no reason.