“Who does a bullshitter bullshit when he is alone?” Had the Sphinx asked this of Oedipus it wouldn’t probably wouldn’t have ended up eating itself. Now, millennia later, Martin Amis provides an answer for this ages-old quandary: a bullshitter alone will bullshit the reader, at least when he’s narrating a story. While there have been many exercises in showcasing the importance of reliability in point of view and narration, Amis pulls out all the stops and adds a twist to this tale by having not just one bullshitting narrator, but a pair of untrustworthy chum-scrubbers. Sometimes when new ground is broken it seems to have been done by a backhoe crew on amphetamines, other times it could be accomplished by a rhesus monkey with a spork; Amis appears to shoot somewhere in the middle, a novel concept that doesn't quite make a great novel.
The story goes a bit like this: a chronicle of a pivotal year in the contrasting lives of Terrance Service and Gregory Riding, provided on a month-by-month basis, with both Terry and Greg taking turns recounting their notable experiences during the elapsed month. This awkward pair of narrators are foster brothers; Terry has lived a pretty fucked-up life, growing up in near-squalor and having witnessed his father kill his sister (and his mother was also buried when he was quite young, an affair his father is also suspected in having a hand in) and Greg is the scion of the wealthy family that adopts the orphaned Terry. The young duo failed to grow up close companions, and now in their twenties, the two are living together in London during the tumultuous year which they are alternately narrating.
Terry is pretty much a loser; can’t get laid, has some crappy dead-end job, and is quickly losing his ugly ginger hair. He also functions as a pillar of honesty in this book, as he admits his shortcomings and also announces that his whole intention is to get the reader to hate Gregory (honesty optional). While Terry is on the level in these matters with the reader, his associations with Greg are a tangled knot of half-truths and utter bullshit, hoping to somehow appear on equal ground with his thoroughly reprehensible roommate. Gregory, on the other hand, is completely full of shit from the giddy-up, embellishing everything as far as he sees possible, and generally taking every opportunity to favorably compare his ‘mighty teeth’ to Terry’s gnarled and yellow chompers and his gorgeous locks to Terry’s rapidly-disappearing and disheveled ginger straw. While Terry drinks alone in empty cafes so he can arrive back at the flat with some fabricated account of what he’s been up to, Greg is busy laying the wood in a phenomenal manner to everyone inhabiting the British Isles capable of surviving through his gymnastic gamut of pleasure-giving.
Over the course of the year, the reader is slowly informed that things aren’t what they appear to be, which isn’t surprising when looking at the amount of misinformation being passed along from both narrators. In many cases, the same events are covered by both narrators; Terry tends to stretch the truth in making everything seem twice as horrible and unfortunate as it actually is, and Gregory makes sure to fib in just how awesomely he managed to come out of the same situation. As the story progresses, the brothers slowly begin to look at the world through the other’s eyes; Terry finds it within himself to begin looking past the negative and embracing what is slowly beginning to go right in his life, and Greg begins to dwell on minor failures he is subjected to, slowly spiraling into a feeling of ennui he’s previously never ever suspected he could fall victim to. Two events seem to spur on the dual changes, the first being a 180 in the matter of their social status; Terry starts to find himself appreciated at work and, finally finding success somewhere, is able to quit obsessing on his lacking sex life, and Gregory’s previously ‘prestigious’ job at an art gallery is exposed to be menial and completely ridiculously low-paying, basically being a glorified ‘gopher’ for the owners while his family’s once-immense wealth gradually diminishes. The second major element comes from outside their troubled relationship, concerning their sister Ursula. Whereas Greg once enjoyed Ursula’s affections (and apparently indulged in them a wee bit too much; read incest) it appears that his neglect for her during his self-indulgent lifestyle has pushed her away, and she begins shacking up with Terry, who has been jerking off over this fantasy for a decade.
I’d like to mention that Amis’ use of Ursula as little more than a neurotic, brother-humping cum-dumpster to prod the story along is one of the major drawbacks of the book. “Success” would have probably been better if this character had been completely left out; I felt that the slowly-changing social/class status of the brothers and their mettle being tested in the face of adversity was enough to get the point across; sister-swapping was just a gratuitous mess that didn’t seem like much more than a hasty idea for shock-value. I hate to say it, but it meant a lot more to see a character’s response to a situation as a means of conflict resolution than it was to highlight Terry and Greg’s varied ups and downs based on which was currently buggering their kid sis.
Other negatives about this book include the predictable outcome (which is pretty apparent by the “June” chapter) and the uneven tapering off in narration as the year progresses. As the climax approaches, it seems odd that the characters have seemingly less and less to say about their reversal of fortunes, with the last two months of the year taking up a mere 20 pages which serve only to gloss over the highest peaks of the mountains of changes in their respective landscapes.
As far as the positive’s go, I do think that Amis does an excellent job writing, he is almost always deliciously eloquent (even while trolling in the doldrums narrating as Terry) and his arrogant writing in the vein of Greg should be preserved through the ages for all future narcissists to admire and learn from, I would certainly not object to giving another of Amis’ books a chance. Even though I think this story seemed to lose steam towards the end (where it was most important to keep the momentum), I prefer to think that perhaps Amis was aiming for a quick one-two punch knockout ending, which I may simply not have enjoyed, hoping for a little more substance on the narrators’ behalf than Terry’s snide “ha ha, chumps of Riding Manor, thanks for being a stepping-stone on my way to prosperity for lodging my ungracious ass instead of letting Uncle Creepy feel me up in the orphanage” and Greg’s complete retreat within the confines of his own defeated and sullied soul. Overall, however, even if I found the outcome rather weak, I was generally pleased with the way that Amis managed to tell the story through two distinct and captivating points of view.
Just as a sidenote, there’s a blurb on the back cover which is relatively interesting in describing Amis’ ‘voice’ as: “rising above the pseudoprofundo babble of his competitors”. While this was written before the names I’m about to drop, in considering this book I couldn’t help but realize the large number of contemporaries that I feel are obviously influenced by Amis: to a reader 30 years after publication I got the impression it was a pastiche of Palahniuk (when narrating as Terry), Augusten Burroughs (the troubled Service and Riding families), and Bret Easton Ellis (narration style and the snobbish faux-high-society fuckery and debauching).