The Sequel to Triggered Nobody Asked For Definitely Not Authorized by Don Jr. (But Emotionally Accurate)
Unhinged - the political parody nobody requested but everyone secretly expected.
In this deeply unrequested sequel, Erik “Team” Larson™ channels the voice of America’s most emotionally misunderstood heir - Donald Trump Jr - to deliver a literary spectacle of branding, bravado, and borderline incoherence.
This sequel escalates about Thanksgiving conspiracies, woke squirrels, and paper straws that oppress freedomA podcast with the Founding FathersDick Cheney and other hunting “accidents” that somehow turn into legendsMore epilogues than Shakespeare ever dreamed of—trademarked, of courseThis isn’t just satire. It’s a survival guide for enduring the outrage economy. Packed with fake promo codes, leaked documents, podcast transcripts, and emotional capitalism at its finest, Unhinged takes parody to the next level.
So if you’re ready for some Freedom Rants™ and Epilogues of Justice™, buckle up and enjoy the ride . This is not a biography. It’s not a manifesto. It’s a parody so committed it might accidentally qualify as a campaign speech. Whether you’re here to laugh, rage-scroll, or hate-read, Unhinged delivers the kind of parody experience only a Trump could inspire
Join the fun. Read it free on Kindle Unlimited. Because in today’s America, even the epilogues need epilogues.
May contain excessive promo codes, emotional capitalism, unsolicited epilogues, and a plethora of unregistered trademarks.
"Finally, a Trump book that didn't put me to sleep" — Totally Real Reader
"A sequel Don Jr. would never approve of, which makes it perfect." — Anonymous Intern
"I was one of the editors of this book. It was great, but Don became unhinged and fired me, so you can stick it as far as I'm concerned." — Disgruntled Former Editor (Still, he said it was great ,so we'll count it as a win)
"Unhinged proves epilogues are like potato chips — you can't stop at just one." — Fake Literary Times
"I didn't get it. And who's Don Jr?."— Verified family member (it's my mom but hey still 5 stars)