I keep doing this. Why do I keep doing this?
Welcome to me having a day off and having no idea what to do with myself.
So I guess I'm reviewing this.
Yippee.
The story has a decent premise; Roman, a werewolf (I'm immune to mockery at this point so don't even try) has to mate with someone to strengthen their packs magic, or ✨ consequences ✨ what are said consequences?
Hahaha
Who the fuck knows?
After Maggie is unceremoniously dumped by her asshole of a boyfriend, Eric, she agrees to move in with Roman because he has decent rent, an amazing apartment, and he walks around shirtless with amazing abs.
Honestly, I want that deal.
Cuddling was barely mentioned, so if you started reading for fluff, turn back. A lot of this book was mainly angst and drama, with sprinklings of humor.
Roman has an ex, named Seraphina, who's apparently desperate to get Roman back, so she continuously pesters and emotionally violates Maggie. And Roman does about
..hmmm...
Nothing.
Yep. Meet the perfect guy, who doesn't interfere in his "fake mates" matters even though he got her in this mess.
...yay..?
Then, of course, because that's not enough; Eric continuously pops back into the book to annoy, pester, and emotionally Nazi Maggie until the end, when he tries to get her back.
One thing I hated about this book was that Roman didn't fight for Maggie.
She fought for him every day. Fought with Seraphina, fought with Eric, tried to maneuver in his pack politics, even though she doesn't even really need to.
And in the end, he left her to go with his Alpha, to meet a woman from his past named Willow. His first love.
After railing at Maggie for not saying no to her ex fast enough, even though she was in shock that he at his pure audacity to try and get her back after what he did.
Excuse me? Please, go suck on your own dick and contemplate whether or not you want to bring that *attitude* into this room.
All in all, super unsatisfying. Roman did the bare minimum for Maggie while she worked so hard for him, and in the end, his apology wasn't even very good. It was just mildly embarrassing, and super public, so if she said no, she's the bitch
Because society, am-i-right?
Anyway, wouldn't recommend. I'm just exceedingly bored. And tired.
Why am I so tired?
Probably because I'm reading stupid books.
I need a palate cleanser. Anyone have recommendations?