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Confessions of a Middle Aged Dragon Queen: Magic and Mayhem
A sneeze that set my world on fire. A Fae King that sets my heart ablaze. Wyvern Worshippers that want me dead. Middle age should come with a warning label.
At my age, I thought my biggest worry would be finding reading glasses that didn't make me look like a librarian. Turns out, accidentally incinerating my coffee shop with a sneeze was just the beginning.
Now I've got exploding Fireballs I can't control, a devastatingly gorgeous Fae King I want to have my wicked way with, and a psychotic cult hunting me like I'm the last slice of pizza at a PTA meeting.
Did I mention I am meant for greatness, but no one knows what that greatness is? Well, apparently, being the eldest Dragon Queen in existence and being unMated does not a prophecy fulfill.
Some women get hot flashes. I get death threats and a legendary romance. I guess it's true, you can't have it all, but I can d@mn sure try.
At my age, I thought my biggest worry would be finding reading glasses that didn't make me look like a librarian. Turns out, accidentally incinerating my coffee shop with a sneeze was just the beginning.
Now I've got exploding Fireballs I can't control, a devastatingly gorgeous Fae King I want to have my wicked way with, and a psychotic cult hunting me like I'm the last slice of pizza at a PTA meeting.
Did I mention I am meant for greatness, but no one knows what that greatness is? Well, apparently, being the eldest Dragon Queen in existence and being unMated does not a prophecy fulfill.
Some women get hot flashes. I get death threats and a legendary romance. I guess it's true, you can't have it all, but I can d@mn sure try.
123 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 27, 2025
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Julia Mills
259 books1,439 followersMom of two rockin' girls, Reader of everything, Author of The Dragon Guards series and many more surprises to come!
I am a sarcastic,sometimes foul-mouthed, not afraid to drink a beer, always southern woman with 2 of the most amazing teenage daughters,
a menagerie of animals and a voracious appetite for reading who recently decided to write the storied running through her brain. I read my first book, Dr Suess' Cat in The Hat by myself at 4 and was hooked.
I believe a good book along with shoes, makeup and purses will never let a girl down and that all heroes of all the books
I have ever read or will ever write pale in comparison to my daddy! I am a sucker for a happy ending and love some hot sweaty sex with a healthy dose of romance.
I am still working on my story but believe it will contain all of the above with as much SPICE as I can work into it. CHEERS!
I am a sarcastic,sometimes foul-mouthed, not afraid to drink a beer, always southern woman with 2 of the most amazing teenage daughters,
a menagerie of animals and a voracious appetite for reading who recently decided to write the storied running through her brain. I read my first book, Dr Suess' Cat in The Hat by myself at 4 and was hooked.
I believe a good book along with shoes, makeup and purses will never let a girl down and that all heroes of all the books
I have ever read or will ever write pale in comparison to my daddy! I am a sucker for a happy ending and love some hot sweaty sex with a healthy dose of romance.
I am still working on my story but believe it will contain all of the above with as much SPICE as I can work into it. CHEERS!
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November 5, 2025
Hilarious
This author has an extremely hysterical way with words. Her descriptions, her location names and her character's colorful personalities always make me laugh. I love all of her books.
This author has an extremely hysterical way with words. Her descriptions, her location names and her character's colorful personalities always make me laugh. I love all of her books.
October 31, 2025
This was absolutely hysterical! Martha and Kai were just perfect. But my favorite characters just might have been Martha's 'boys'. I can't wait to see what comes next for this series.
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