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The Mortuary Misfits #2
House of Byrne
I've never been a 'good girl'.I’ve never even known what it meant. Truthfully…I don’t care to. My identifier? Is the brat. The whore. The spoiled little sister. The waste of life. The half-breed daughter of a fallen king, in a kingdom that was a joke to begin with.
In my young life, nobody ever cared enough to ask me who I really am.
Nobody except one.
My brother bet his life on luck. And luck gave him a swift gutting—until she fell into his life with a bloody mop and a bucket…and a pile of dead people we laid at her altar. Seven Grey was our saving grace. Our ‘Mother Mary’. That weird piece of furniture in our lives that reshaped the entire room—and she says she envies me.
I envy her.
I envy Malek.
I envy the fact that after all that’s happened…I miss the oblivious brat I used to be that might have once been stupid enough to shelve this jar with the bottled-up demon and not think about lifting the lid every five minutes. Malek deserves the happiness he’s found with the angel that brought us all a little peace.
But he didn’t get that peace without his revenge.
I never got my hands dirty when I sent him off to be the reaper when I was finished playing with my toys. I didn’t know what it felt like to feel them die. To watch them. To get high off of their blood on my hands.
Now I do.
Killing one of my enemies…picked the lock to the fiery cage that’s nestled in the pit of me. Branded by my last name. Set on fire by the hate I feel. I don’t remember the girl I was before it. She’s dead. All I know now? Is the bitch I’ve become. The rage that made my first murder so sweet. The taste I can’t get out of my mouth, no matter what kind of life I wish I could live. Malek’s demons are sleeping.
My name is Bridget Byrne.
...And my demons are very much awake...
In my young life, nobody ever cared enough to ask me who I really am.
Nobody except one.
My brother bet his life on luck. And luck gave him a swift gutting—until she fell into his life with a bloody mop and a bucket…and a pile of dead people we laid at her altar. Seven Grey was our saving grace. Our ‘Mother Mary’. That weird piece of furniture in our lives that reshaped the entire room—and she says she envies me.
I envy her.
I envy Malek.
I envy the fact that after all that’s happened…I miss the oblivious brat I used to be that might have once been stupid enough to shelve this jar with the bottled-up demon and not think about lifting the lid every five minutes. Malek deserves the happiness he’s found with the angel that brought us all a little peace.
But he didn’t get that peace without his revenge.
I never got my hands dirty when I sent him off to be the reaper when I was finished playing with my toys. I didn’t know what it felt like to feel them die. To watch them. To get high off of their blood on my hands.
Now I do.
Killing one of my enemies…picked the lock to the fiery cage that’s nestled in the pit of me. Branded by my last name. Set on fire by the hate I feel. I don’t remember the girl I was before it. She’s dead. All I know now? Is the bitch I’ve become. The rage that made my first murder so sweet. The taste I can’t get out of my mouth, no matter what kind of life I wish I could live. Malek’s demons are sleeping.
My name is Bridget Byrne.
...And my demons are very much awake...
282 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 1, 2026
About the author
H.B. Elliott
8 books157 followersH.B. Elliott is an over-caffeinated book nerd from North Carolina, where she lives with her husband, her two amazing children, a dog that thinks she's a chew toy, and a cat that's ten times more temperamental.
She started writing in her early teens, and was inspired by dark moody legends like Edgar Allan Poe. Art and photography were a staple in her creative development and remains that way into her adulthood. Her main genre and focus is Romance, though she's acquired a good many hats within that spectrum.
Fantasy is a gateway.
Historical fiction is a drug.
Dark romance is non-negotiable.
Love is more binding than the spine of any book.
Elliott is a firm believer in the Savior, and credits all her success to His name.
After all...He's the one who told her she can do all things.
He also still reprimands her on a regular basis of all the smut she continues to read.
She started writing in her early teens, and was inspired by dark moody legends like Edgar Allan Poe. Art and photography were a staple in her creative development and remains that way into her adulthood. Her main genre and focus is Romance, though she's acquired a good many hats within that spectrum.
Fantasy is a gateway.
Historical fiction is a drug.
Dark romance is non-negotiable.
Love is more binding than the spine of any book.
Elliott is a firm believer in the Savior, and credits all her success to His name.
After all...He's the one who told her she can do all things.
He also still reprimands her on a regular basis of all the smut she continues to read.
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September 15, 2026ALC provided by the Author
I had such a fun time with House of Byrne. It had the same mix of laugh out loud and darker moments that I liked in Seven Graves, with enough tension to keep things interesting and pacing that kept moving.
Bridget made this book for me. I might even love her a little more than Seven, although it’s close. She’s a badass, but her softer moments gave her more depth, and I loved seeing her mature without losing who she was. Her relationship with Malek was also really sweet. The romance with Declan was secondary for me. At this point, the women have absolutely owned this series.
This is dual narration again, but I was more prepared for it this time, so the switches didn’t pull me out as much. Both narrators did an amazing job matching the tone of every scene.
I recommend this for readers who like darker romance with humor, strong FMCs, family dynamics, and women who can carry a story outside of the romance.
I had such a fun time with House of Byrne. It had the same mix of laugh out loud and darker moments that I liked in Seven Graves, with enough tension to keep things interesting and pacing that kept moving.
Bridget made this book for me. I might even love her a little more than Seven, although it’s close. She’s a badass, but her softer moments gave her more depth, and I loved seeing her mature without losing who she was. Her relationship with Malek was also really sweet. The romance with Declan was secondary for me. At this point, the women have absolutely owned this series.
This is dual narration again, but I was more prepared for it this time, so the switches didn’t pull me out as much. Both narrators did an amazing job matching the tone of every scene.
I recommend this for readers who like darker romance with humor, strong FMCs, family dynamics, and women who can carry a story outside of the romance.
September 19, 2026
Some books you read. Some books grab you by the throat, drag you into their chaos, and refuse to let you go.
I did the immersive read with this one, and the audiobook absolutely pulled me in. Corvin King and Lauren Beck were phenomenal as Declan and Bridget. Their performances gave these characters so much personality and emotion, and the way they delivered the darker moments had me completely locked in. They made this story so easy to get lost in.
And Bridget? That girl is a fucking mess, and I loved every second of it. 😂🖤
She’s angry. Complicated. Reckless. Unapologetically flawed. Watching her confront the darkness inside her and become someone she barely recognizes was easily one of my favorite parts of the story.
This one is dark, messy, emotional, and twisted in all the right ways.
Narrated by
🎧 Corvin King & Lauren Beck
🖤 Immersive Read
Thank you for the opportunity to listen to this one early H.B. Elliott! 🖤
I did the immersive read with this one, and the audiobook absolutely pulled me in. Corvin King and Lauren Beck were phenomenal as Declan and Bridget. Their performances gave these characters so much personality and emotion, and the way they delivered the darker moments had me completely locked in. They made this story so easy to get lost in.
And Bridget? That girl is a fucking mess, and I loved every second of it. 😂🖤
She’s angry. Complicated. Reckless. Unapologetically flawed. Watching her confront the darkness inside her and become someone she barely recognizes was easily one of my favorite parts of the story.
This one is dark, messy, emotional, and twisted in all the right ways.
Narrated by
🎧 Corvin King & Lauren Beck
🖤 Immersive Read
Thank you for the opportunity to listen to this one early H.B. Elliott! 🖤
March 12, 2026
I read the ARC of this book and let me tell you- it didn’t disappoint! It had me hooked from page one until the end just like Seven Graves did! This is Bridget and Declan’s story! I am so sad this series is over! If you love a badass scarred FMC with a take no prisoners attitude alongside other badass MCs who have you questioning yourself on why they are so relatable and the witty banter will keep you laughing throughout- then this book is for you! I wish I could read it again for the first time! Loved it so much!!
June 4, 2026
Easily one of my top reads for 2026.
Bridget is a Queen. Let’s just establish this right now. She is absolute royalty, and everyone else is just lucky to be breathing her air.
Watching her embrace her inner chaotic nightmare is nothing short of glorious. If you thought Malek was unhinged, you were mistaken. Watching Declan try to manage a woman who is 10x more unhinged than Malek was amazing. Legit—Bridget carried the entire weight of this book on her shoulders while everyone else just stumbled to keep up.
Bridget is a Queen. Let’s just establish this right now. She is absolute royalty, and everyone else is just lucky to be breathing her air.
Watching her embrace her inner chaotic nightmare is nothing short of glorious. If you thought Malek was unhinged, you were mistaken. Watching Declan try to manage a woman who is 10x more unhinged than Malek was amazing. Legit—Bridget carried the entire weight of this book on her shoulders while everyone else just stumbled to keep up.
March 12, 2026
I have written and erased this review a couple times trying not to give spoilers and still trying to describe how amazing this book is. So here, we go…..This is the second book in The Mortuary Misfits and it did not disappoint. There is romance, spice, banter, danger, high stakes, revenge and redemption. The banter is so good. I was laughing and kicking my feet from the first chapter. There were times I was laughing so hard that I had tears rolling down my face. The romance and spice with have your temperature rising and your heart swooning. The action and danger will have you on the edge of your seat. I have read almost all of this author’s books and she never disappoints. Her writing is top tier. Her plots and story lines are flawless. If I could give this book more stars on here, I would give it infinite stars. I highly recommend you read this duet. Start with Seven Graves. You will not be disappointed.
Review of advance copy received from Publisher
I straight gobbled this up! After loving Seven Graves I was so excited to jump into this one and see where the story was going to go.
The audio is dual narration by Lauren Beck and Corvin King and they both did a great job bringing this story to life. The emotions, the tones, and just everything!
I absolutely love Seven, but honestly, I think I might be liking Bridget a little bit more. Put the two of them together though? Perfection. Bridget is a total baddie and maybe a little blood thirsty, but she also has a softer side too. I loved getting to see all of her. Watching Declan try to manage her was entertaining for sure! I can't decide if Bridget is more unhinged than her brother at this point, but I absolutely love their relationship.
This one had me laughing out loud, on the edge of my seat a couple of times, and truly just sucked in and enjoying the story.
If you're looking for a dark romance, with some great humor, a total baddie FMC, great family dynamics, mafia antics, and unhinged characters then I highly recommend you check this one out! You have to read Seven Graves first, and I promise you won't be disappointed. Huge thank you to Brooke and Podium Entertainment for the copy to listen to!
The audio is dual narration by Lauren Beck and Corvin King and they both did a great job bringing this story to life. The emotions, the tones, and just everything!
I absolutely love Seven, but honestly, I think I might be liking Bridget a little bit more. Put the two of them together though? Perfection. Bridget is a total baddie and maybe a little blood thirsty, but she also has a softer side too. I loved getting to see all of her. Watching Declan try to manage her was entertaining for sure! I can't decide if Bridget is more unhinged than her brother at this point, but I absolutely love their relationship.
This one had me laughing out loud, on the edge of my seat a couple of times, and truly just sucked in and enjoying the story.
If you're looking for a dark romance, with some great humor, a total baddie FMC, great family dynamics, mafia antics, and unhinged characters then I highly recommend you check this one out! You have to read Seven Graves first, and I promise you won't be disappointed. Huge thank you to Brooke and Podium Entertainment for the copy to listen to!
April 15, 2026
This book said “normal pacing?” funny... and then launched itself straight into chaos from page one.
I’m not even kidding—the first chapter had me grinning like an idiot. Full “girl… you did NOT just—oh. Oh you did. You absolutely did.” energy. And from that moment on? I was locked in.
The whole book is just unhinged in the best possible way. Dark, messy, chaotic—but also ridiculously funny. I was tearing through pages like my life depended on it, fully invested, slightly concerned, and already wanting more halfway through.
We’ve got:
a newbie killer realizing this job isn’t as easy as big bro made it look (shocking, I know)
a boyfriend who said “I’ll protect you” and took that as a full-time stalking position
a cast of characters who all need therapy but instead chose violence
And somehow, it all works.
The personalities? Loud. Chaotic. Dysfunctional.
The banter? Top tier.
The trauma? Oh, it’s there. Don’t worry.
Because underneath all the blood, jokes, and what the hell is happening moments, this book actually goes deeper than the first one. Relationships get messy. Secrets start piling up. Family drama kicks in like it owns the place.
And those cameos from Malek. Seven?
I swear I perked up like a dog hearing a treat bag. Immediate serotonin boost. No shame.
But don’t get too comfortable with the humor at the start. That’s just the bait.
Because when the storm hits?
It hits hard.
The tone shifts, the stakes skyrocket, and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore—you’re sitting there like “oh… oh this is serious now.” Everything unravels, and it does not do it gently.
Was I ready?
Absolutely not.
And now I’m sitting here, emotionally attached and slightly offended that it’s over.
Because these characters? They snuck in, made themselves comfortable, and now they’re living rent-free in my head. Permanently.
And can we talk about No-bullshit Simon?
Because that man? Icon. Legend. Problem.
And Malek?
Yeah, that man is firmly on my pedestal. One of my favorite MMCs, no discussion needed. The grip he has? Unfair.
As for final thoughts, it was chaotic. Violent. Funny. Emotional. Completely unhinged—but with depth where it counts.
Their story ended.
And it ended loud.
With enemies crushed under the queens heels and chaos reigning like it should.
And me?
Still here.
Wanting more.
Willing to make questionable decisions to get it.
I’m not even kidding—the first chapter had me grinning like an idiot. Full “girl… you did NOT just—oh. Oh you did. You absolutely did.” energy. And from that moment on? I was locked in.
The whole book is just unhinged in the best possible way. Dark, messy, chaotic—but also ridiculously funny. I was tearing through pages like my life depended on it, fully invested, slightly concerned, and already wanting more halfway through.
We’ve got:
a newbie killer realizing this job isn’t as easy as big bro made it look (shocking, I know)
a boyfriend who said “I’ll protect you” and took that as a full-time stalking position
a cast of characters who all need therapy but instead chose violence
And somehow, it all works.
The personalities? Loud. Chaotic. Dysfunctional.
The banter? Top tier.
The trauma? Oh, it’s there. Don’t worry.
Because underneath all the blood, jokes, and what the hell is happening moments, this book actually goes deeper than the first one. Relationships get messy. Secrets start piling up. Family drama kicks in like it owns the place.
And those cameos from Malek. Seven?
I swear I perked up like a dog hearing a treat bag. Immediate serotonin boost. No shame.
But don’t get too comfortable with the humor at the start. That’s just the bait.
Because when the storm hits?
It hits hard.
The tone shifts, the stakes skyrocket, and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore—you’re sitting there like “oh… oh this is serious now.” Everything unravels, and it does not do it gently.
Was I ready?
Absolutely not.
And now I’m sitting here, emotionally attached and slightly offended that it’s over.
Because these characters? They snuck in, made themselves comfortable, and now they’re living rent-free in my head. Permanently.
And can we talk about No-bullshit Simon?
Because that man? Icon. Legend. Problem.
And Malek?
Yeah, that man is firmly on my pedestal. One of my favorite MMCs, no discussion needed. The grip he has? Unfair.
As for final thoughts, it was chaotic. Violent. Funny. Emotional. Completely unhinged—but with depth where it counts.
Their story ended.
And it ended loud.
With enemies crushed under the queens heels and chaos reigning like it should.
And me?
Still here.
Wanting more.
Willing to make questionable decisions to get it.
September 26, 2026
I am so grateful that I got the opportunity to listen to the audiobook before it released.
"Revenge is a dish best served bloody, slow, and hot off the fires of hell. I've never been a good girl, unless it is growled into my ear while I am riding D like a savage" and that is how this starts.....I knew after Seven Graves that I would be devouring House of Byrne and HB Elliott did NOT disappoint!
We are following Bridget Byrne and Declan McCann in this book, picking up right where we left off. Yes you will also get to see Malik, Seven, and some other characters that were in book 1. I really loved the found family vibe that has carried through these two books and how Seven and Bridget have become sisters.
There were several times in this book that I wanted to slap Bridget upside the head for being a spoiled little brat. Which tells you exactly how well Lauren Beck performed her.
However, watching her grow from that spoiled little mafia princess into a badass queen...yeah that was worth everything. I love some female empowerment.
Declan is so many things in this book. He is funny, he is a tech genius & hacker extraordinaire, he is a bit of pushover (for Bridget anyway), and he is also the brutal protector of her and his family. Oh and that scene in the woods.....HOT HOT HOT!
Pacing - you mean chaos? From the start you are thrown back in and it keeps moving until the end. The book wrapped up in a way that says this our goodbye to the Mortuary Misfits. You can be sad to not have the characters in your life but you will be satisfied with the outcome. Though, maybe....just maybe....there might be some more Mortuary Misfit shenanigans down the road. Maybe the neat bow it was all wrapped up in, isn't tied that tight. Who knows but I am thankful whether this is it or we get more.
Laura Beck and Corvin King's performances are spectacular in their dual narration. The way they delivered the snark, humor, emotions, and spice was on point and brought this book to life.
This duology was my introduction to H.B. Elliot. and the two audiobooks introduced me to Angelina Rocca and Lauren Beck and I promise you that these three women will definitely be in my rotation again!!! Brava.
The audiobook, produced by Podium, is set to release on 9.29.26
"Revenge is a dish best served bloody, slow, and hot off the fires of hell. I've never been a good girl, unless it is growled into my ear while I am riding D like a savage" and that is how this starts.....I knew after Seven Graves that I would be devouring House of Byrne and HB Elliott did NOT disappoint!
We are following Bridget Byrne and Declan McCann in this book, picking up right where we left off. Yes you will also get to see Malik, Seven, and some other characters that were in book 1. I really loved the found family vibe that has carried through these two books and how Seven and Bridget have become sisters.
There were several times in this book that I wanted to slap Bridget upside the head for being a spoiled little brat. Which tells you exactly how well Lauren Beck performed her.
However, watching her grow from that spoiled little mafia princess into a badass queen...yeah that was worth everything. I love some female empowerment.
Declan is so many things in this book. He is funny, he is a tech genius & hacker extraordinaire, he is a bit of pushover (for Bridget anyway), and he is also the brutal protector of her and his family. Oh and that scene in the woods.....HOT HOT HOT!
Pacing - you mean chaos? From the start you are thrown back in and it keeps moving until the end. The book wrapped up in a way that says this our goodbye to the Mortuary Misfits. You can be sad to not have the characters in your life but you will be satisfied with the outcome. Though, maybe....just maybe....there might be some more Mortuary Misfit shenanigans down the road. Maybe the neat bow it was all wrapped up in, isn't tied that tight. Who knows but I am thankful whether this is it or we get more.
Laura Beck and Corvin King's performances are spectacular in their dual narration. The way they delivered the snark, humor, emotions, and spice was on point and brought this book to life.
This duology was my introduction to H.B. Elliot. and the two audiobooks introduced me to Angelina Rocca and Lauren Beck and I promise you that these three women will definitely be in my rotation again!!! Brava.
The audiobook, produced by Podium, is set to release on 9.29.26
September 18, 2026
Firstly, I want to thank the author for providing me with the amazing ALC for this. The audio was narrated by non other Corvin King and Lauren Beck. Ten out of ten recommend the immersive read for this as the pair did an amazing job together and brought this storyline to life to the fullest extent.
The vibe in this was definitely different than Seven Graves, which we should expect with different characters. However, the banter did not disappear nor disappoint in any means. HB delivers banter in every means possible and I’m always kicking my feet throughout the book.
Tension is tight between the main characters, which brings us some hot spice and unforgettable moments. The FMC is a fierce and total badass woman and I’m so here for this and the world HB has created.
I thoroughly enjoy the found family aspect and the revenge plot that comes thick and heavy. There is just something about a strong woman who will go to bat for herself, and this FMC delivers just that.
The connection built between Declan and Bridgett was nothing but pure amazing. Declan’s support and his refusal to back down was admirable and the protective side of him swooned me in every way.
The mix of dark romance and banter grips me in tight, making this addictive and bingable. The series in a whole is a vibe and if you haven’t check them out or moved onto House of Byrne you’re truly missing out. Bridgett is a whole other vibe and her strength is a force to be reckoned with.
Audible release September 29, 2026 and is available for preorder.
The vibe in this was definitely different than Seven Graves, which we should expect with different characters. However, the banter did not disappear nor disappoint in any means. HB delivers banter in every means possible and I’m always kicking my feet throughout the book.
Tension is tight between the main characters, which brings us some hot spice and unforgettable moments. The FMC is a fierce and total badass woman and I’m so here for this and the world HB has created.
I thoroughly enjoy the found family aspect and the revenge plot that comes thick and heavy. There is just something about a strong woman who will go to bat for herself, and this FMC delivers just that.
The connection built between Declan and Bridgett was nothing but pure amazing. Declan’s support and his refusal to back down was admirable and the protective side of him swooned me in every way.
The mix of dark romance and banter grips me in tight, making this addictive and bingable. The series in a whole is a vibe and if you haven’t check them out or moved onto House of Byrne you’re truly missing out. Bridgett is a whole other vibe and her strength is a force to be reckoned with.
Audible release September 29, 2026 and is available for preorder.
April 3, 2026
I’ve been waiting for this release for what seems like foreverrrrrrrr. Seven Graves was such an amazing read that I was counting down the days until I got my hands on Bridget’s story.
Bridget has always been known as the promiscuous spoiled brat but that all changes when she’s kidnapped in the first book and gets her hands a little bloody. This book jumps right into her failing miserably at hiding a body. It’s easy to kill, but she quickly learns her clean up skills could use some work … but like she’s new at it so it takes some practice.
I fell in love with Declan in book one, and book 2 did not disappoint. What can I say, I love my nerdy MMC’s. I loved how he knew what Bridget was doing for the most part all along, but was just waiting for her to open up and tell him about it. His frustrations with her were valid and kudos to him for having the patience of a saint because Bridget was not easy to love. Declan was obsessed and so in love. Magical. This couple is just magical.
This does a deep dive into Bridgets insecurities and fears but ultimately she came out stronger than ever.
Now let’s talk spice. Holy Spicy spice. Their sexual chemistry is unmatched. Every single scene was hawwwt. Making me sweat level hot.
I’m so sad this is the end of the Bryne’s, I never want the story’s to end.
Bridget has always been known as the promiscuous spoiled brat but that all changes when she’s kidnapped in the first book and gets her hands a little bloody. This book jumps right into her failing miserably at hiding a body. It’s easy to kill, but she quickly learns her clean up skills could use some work … but like she’s new at it so it takes some practice.
I fell in love with Declan in book one, and book 2 did not disappoint. What can I say, I love my nerdy MMC’s. I loved how he knew what Bridget was doing for the most part all along, but was just waiting for her to open up and tell him about it. His frustrations with her were valid and kudos to him for having the patience of a saint because Bridget was not easy to love. Declan was obsessed and so in love. Magical. This couple is just magical.
This does a deep dive into Bridgets insecurities and fears but ultimately she came out stronger than ever.
Now let’s talk spice. Holy Spicy spice. Their sexual chemistry is unmatched. Every single scene was hawwwt. Making me sweat level hot.
I’m so sad this is the end of the Bryne’s, I never want the story’s to end.
September 28, 2026
Seven Graves is one of my favorite recent reads and I had really hoped House of Byrne was going to be as fun. Unfortunately, the first half felt like it dragged to me, but it did pick up around 55%. This book lacked the laugh out loud humor that I loved so much in Seven Graves, though I did enjoy the entire chaotic ride that this story took me on.
I did really enjoy Declan and how much work he put into taking care of Byrne. There is a lot of trauma in this story, but I enjoyed that these characters got their happy ending and I adored all of the snippets of Seven and Malek throughout.
The audiobook narration by Lauren Beck and Corvin King was enjoyable and I felt like they did a great job bringing to life these wild, dark, and choatic characters.
TROPES:
Dark
Stalker
He Falls First
Touch Her & Die
Vigilante
Thank you to Podium for the ALC.
I did really enjoy Declan and how much work he put into taking care of Byrne. There is a lot of trauma in this story, but I enjoyed that these characters got their happy ending and I adored all of the snippets of Seven and Malek throughout.
The audiobook narration by Lauren Beck and Corvin King was enjoyable and I felt like they did a great job bringing to life these wild, dark, and choatic characters.
TROPES:
Dark
Stalker
He Falls First
Touch Her & Die
Vigilante
Thank you to Podium for the ALC.
March 15, 2026
I will forever be screaming from the rooftops about this book along with Seven Graves. I had the absolute privilege to read this as an arc. I am simply obsessed!
HB has this way of writing to make me feel like I am there. The banter is top notch and I laugh out loud all throughout the book. She allows me to connect with each character as if I’ve known them always and they are my personal friends.
Bridget Byrne is a badass FMC who thinks she’s psycho and unhinged. She may be in the aspect of the steps she takes to handle business, but she really just does things for others. To protect them. To protect the family. To protect the innocent. At all costs, even if it’s her own life. She is the Queen!
HB has this way of writing to make me feel like I am there. The banter is top notch and I laugh out loud all throughout the book. She allows me to connect with each character as if I’ve known them always and they are my personal friends.
Bridget Byrne is a badass FMC who thinks she’s psycho and unhinged. She may be in the aspect of the steps she takes to handle business, but she really just does things for others. To protect them. To protect the family. To protect the innocent. At all costs, even if it’s her own life. She is the Queen!
September 26, 2026
House of Byrne is the sequel we all needed. It was filled with everything from action, to humor, to spice, and to finality for the mortuary misfits duet. The FMC is feisty & takes no shit, and the MMC is a nerdy Irishmen who wears slutty little glasses & would do absolutely anything for his girl. HB’s books are always filled with passion and enough humor to have you giggling and kicking your feet the whole time.
ALC review: Lauren Beck & Corvin King absolutely killed this narration. Lauren played the part of the badass brat to perfection, and Corvin’s Irish accent was phenomenal. It’s a must listen! 🔥🖤
ALC review: Lauren Beck & Corvin King absolutely killed this narration. Lauren played the part of the badass brat to perfection, and Corvin’s Irish accent was phenomenal. It’s a must listen! 🔥🖤
June 19, 2026
Laugh out loud banter!
H.B. Elliott delivers again with the second book in the Mortuary Misfits duology. The banter between "nerdy" Declan and Bridget is so fun to read, plus Malek and Seven are present in this book.
Bridget brings all her chaos and Declan he matches her energy and also has his hands full trying I keep her safe. Bridget is finding her way to ruling as queen and Queen Bridget she is.
Humor, trauma, newbie killer, unhinged characters. It gets messy and is amazing!
H.B. Elliott delivers again with the second book in the Mortuary Misfits duology. The banter between "nerdy" Declan and Bridget is so fun to read, plus Malek and Seven are present in this book.
Bridget brings all her chaos and Declan he matches her energy and also has his hands full trying I keep her safe. Bridget is finding her way to ruling as queen and Queen Bridget she is.
Humor, trauma, newbie killer, unhinged characters. It gets messy and is amazing!
October 26, 2026
Thank you tik tok for this recommendation. I never heard of this author but I am so glad I know now. I fully immersed myself with this book and I absolutely loved it. I loved Bridget in the first book. To see her step into to her darkside and become the true bad ass that she is was absolute perfection. It wasn't as funny as the first book but I am not mad about it. Declan is for sure a truly sexy nerd. And corving king and Lauren beck did a phenomenal job with the audiobook. This duet is for sure one of the best dark rom coms I've read this year.
April 1, 2026
I had the pleasure of ARC reading and yet again… the author didn’t disappoint!! From dancing in the woods, to “stabbing boobs” witty dialogue, phenomenal side characters and spicy good times.. this one hit the mark just as much or more than its sister …Seven Graves! That’s saying a lot because Seven Graves was my favorite read in all of 2025. Definitely recommend this duet especially if you love Dark RomComs!
April 7, 2026
Chefs kiss, or Irish? "We've got some Irish houses to Byrne." I ate this book UP. I've always sucked at writing reviews, but here goes nothing. Second book of the series did not disappoint at all. Bridget is back with her bitchy smart ass and she stands on bloody business. Want a story that is filled with banter, family, blood, sex and revenge? This fits all the boxes 👏
May 27, 2026
Beautiful, healing, sexy and funny as hell!
What to say! Such an beautiful end to this duet! As much as I loved Seven and Maleks story (malek is goals!) Bridget and Declans story is such a healing one. Just as funny and dark and sexy as the first. Bridget was on such a journey in this book and came out the Queen she is at the end. Well worth the read x
What to say! Such an beautiful end to this duet! As much as I loved Seven and Maleks story (malek is goals!) Bridget and Declans story is such a healing one. Just as funny and dark and sexy as the first. Bridget was on such a journey in this book and came out the Queen she is at the end. Well worth the read x
June 4, 2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Hands down one of the best duets I’ve read. Bridget was most definitely a queen and Declan 🫶🏻💋 such a king love him. The play in the woods had me crying with laughter, again the banter was amazing. Love the mal and sav and Simon all made an appearance throughout the book love them. Have to ask tho is Simon really a Hannibal Lecter? 😂 great read sad it’s over.
Hands down one of the best duets I’ve read. Bridget was most definitely a queen and Declan 🫶🏻💋 such a king love him. The play in the woods had me crying with laughter, again the banter was amazing. Love the mal and sav and Simon all made an appearance throughout the book love them. Have to ask tho is Simon really a Hannibal Lecter? 😂 great read sad it’s over.
October 1, 2026
So this story of Bridge and Dec was good but not as good as I had hoped coming from Seven and Mal. However - it is a good story and I enjoyed it 🫶🏻 Thank you H.B for bringing the story of Bridget to life, for making her the Queen she is.
October 10, 2026
I went straight into this second book after reading Seven Graves, and I liked it! It wrapped up Seven’s story and dived into a new plot. Still deliciously deranged with a morally gray mmc and fmc. I really liked the princess archetype and how she (the fmc) found and exerted her power.
November 3, 2026
This was a fun, spicy, and unhinged romp with Bridget and Declan. I enjoyed the banter and the strong FMC that takes no crap from anyone. I love that Malek and Seven make and appearance and tie everything together.
October 3, 2026
Long live the QUEEN & her pawn turned KING!!
November 2, 2026
Loved it!!
September 5, 2026
I stumbled upon this duology on Amazon, and it surprised me how good this series is! I love all the characters. They all fit like a puzzle. I just hope there'll be a third book.
July 19, 2026
3 - 3.5 🌟
✓ Entertaining plot - 2.5 / 5
✓ Dual pov's
✓ Mature language
✓ Fast paced
✓ Spice 🌶🌶.5 / 5
✓ He Falls First
✓ Touch her and you'll 💀
✓ Stalker Romance
✓ Ridiculously Dark Humor
✓ Found family
✓ Long chapters
✓ Interconnected standalone
✓ Gore
✓ Banter
✓ HFN
I felt like something was missing from the book.
For half the book, she was keeping secrets and acting more like a child than the badass queen she thought she was.
The book did get better, though. The action picked up a bit and was more exciting than it was at the start.
I really enjoyed seeing the story arc of Seven and Malek develop. It was so cute to see them together.
Once again, the banter and humor were on point. It was a nice surprise to see that Bridget became the queen she wanted to be.
Overall, it was a good series, but I had to warm up to the second one a bit more.
✓ Entertaining plot - 2.5 / 5
✓ Dual pov's
✓ Mature language
✓ Fast paced
✓ Spice 🌶🌶.5 / 5
✓ He Falls First
✓ Touch her and you'll 💀
✓ Stalker Romance
✓ Ridiculously Dark Humor
✓ Found family
✓ Long chapters
✓ Interconnected standalone
✓ Gore
✓ Banter
✓ HFN
I felt like something was missing from the book.
For half the book, she was keeping secrets and acting more like a child than the badass queen she thought she was.
The book did get better, though. The action picked up a bit and was more exciting than it was at the start.
I really enjoyed seeing the story arc of Seven and Malek develop. It was so cute to see them together.
Once again, the banter and humor were on point. It was a nice surprise to see that Bridget became the queen she wanted to be.
Overall, it was a good series, but I had to warm up to the second one a bit more.
Review of advance copy received from Author
Lauren and Corvin did a GREAT job bringing these characters to life!!!
April 10, 2026
SUMMARY:
She has never been a “good girl” and truthfully, she doesn’t care to be. Her identifiers are the brat. The whore. The spoiled little sister. The waste of life. The half-breed daughter of a fallen king, in a kingdom that was a joke to begin with. In her young life, nobody ever cared enough to ask her who she really was. Nobody except one. Her brother bet his life on luck. And luck gave him a swift gutting, until she fell into his life with a bloody mop and a bucket ... and a pile of dead people they laid at her altar. Seven Grey was their saving grace. Their “Mother Mary”. That weird piece of furniture in their lives that reshaped the entire room and she says she envies me. She envies her. Killing one of her enemies had picked the lock to the fiery cage that’s nestled in the pit of her. Branded by her last name. Set on fire by the hate she felt. She doesn’t remember the girl she was before it. The rage that made her first murder so sweet. The taste she can’t get out of her mouth, no matter what kind of life she wishes she could live. Malek’s demons are sleeping. Her name is Bridget Byrne. And her demons are very much awake...
REVIEW:
House of Bryne is the second book in H.B. Elliott's Mortuary Misfits series which takes place a year after Seven Graves ends and tells the story of Bridget Bryne and Declan McCann. The story starts off when Bridget is trying to disappear a dead body after she had her fun playing with her victim until she was able to get as much information from her that she could. Then a mysterious stalker keeps interrupting her every time she tries to hide a body which ends up being Declan who has been secretly following her because he's worried about her since the O'Dell blow up she had been acting strange. For Bridget killing one of her enemies had picked the lock to the fiery cage that's nestled in the pit of her. Declan was worshipped Bridget for years though she would always keep her feelings to herself as she is afraid of a permanent committed relationship since her upbringing was not the most traditional but very bloody. When Bridget uncovers various truths that came from getting rid of the O'Dell family danger comes raining down on the House of Bryne.
H.B. Elliott delivered a crazy and fun ride of a story in this found family grumpy sunshine he falls first dark mafia romance that had me gasping and giggling at the same time. Bridget is an intriguing character that is fighting her feelings for Declan because she feels like she doesn't deserve it. Declan is a nerdy yet very vicious Irish man that doesn't mind all of Bridget's kinks. Bridget and Declan have a rough time with the trust in their relationship because she was unsure of how to bring her problems up since her brother had given up their old mafia life but ultimately she was able to finally trust Declan with her secrets. It was very fun reading all the crazy adventures that Bridget and Declan go through to finally find their HEA which they have both been looking for and which they rightly deserved.
She has never been a “good girl” and truthfully, she doesn’t care to be. Her identifiers are the brat. The whore. The spoiled little sister. The waste of life. The half-breed daughter of a fallen king, in a kingdom that was a joke to begin with. In her young life, nobody ever cared enough to ask her who she really was. Nobody except one. Her brother bet his life on luck. And luck gave him a swift gutting, until she fell into his life with a bloody mop and a bucket ... and a pile of dead people they laid at her altar. Seven Grey was their saving grace. Their “Mother Mary”. That weird piece of furniture in their lives that reshaped the entire room and she says she envies me. She envies her. Killing one of her enemies had picked the lock to the fiery cage that’s nestled in the pit of her. Branded by her last name. Set on fire by the hate she felt. She doesn’t remember the girl she was before it. The rage that made her first murder so sweet. The taste she can’t get out of her mouth, no matter what kind of life she wishes she could live. Malek’s demons are sleeping. Her name is Bridget Byrne. And her demons are very much awake...
REVIEW:
House of Bryne is the second book in H.B. Elliott's Mortuary Misfits series which takes place a year after Seven Graves ends and tells the story of Bridget Bryne and Declan McCann. The story starts off when Bridget is trying to disappear a dead body after she had her fun playing with her victim until she was able to get as much information from her that she could. Then a mysterious stalker keeps interrupting her every time she tries to hide a body which ends up being Declan who has been secretly following her because he's worried about her since the O'Dell blow up she had been acting strange. For Bridget killing one of her enemies had picked the lock to the fiery cage that's nestled in the pit of her. Declan was worshipped Bridget for years though she would always keep her feelings to herself as she is afraid of a permanent committed relationship since her upbringing was not the most traditional but very bloody. When Bridget uncovers various truths that came from getting rid of the O'Dell family danger comes raining down on the House of Bryne.
H.B. Elliott delivered a crazy and fun ride of a story in this found family grumpy sunshine he falls first dark mafia romance that had me gasping and giggling at the same time. Bridget is an intriguing character that is fighting her feelings for Declan because she feels like she doesn't deserve it. Declan is a nerdy yet very vicious Irish man that doesn't mind all of Bridget's kinks. Bridget and Declan have a rough time with the trust in their relationship because she was unsure of how to bring her problems up since her brother had given up their old mafia life but ultimately she was able to finally trust Declan with her secrets. It was very fun reading all the crazy adventures that Bridget and Declan go through to finally find their HEA which they have both been looking for and which they rightly deserved.
May 15, 2026
I really enjoyed this one.
The beginning made me feel like I was reading something that is actually a second chance romance. The relationship between the FMC and MMC was strained and full of secrets. I wanted to slap some sense into Bridget, I'm not going to lie.
I must admit that I had to read through my fingers and control my breathing lest I puke during the Vikter interrogation 😁 But I soldiered on, yay me!
It warmed my blackene heart seeing all the characters coming together as a family bound with love and not in violence.
I loved walking the journey with Bridget as she came into herself and grew with confidence. It feels like Sev also impacted that sense of self acceptance and love. She developed from a bratty, spoiled mafia princess into a smart and dangerous queen. Even though she never got rid of her bugle addiction.
I struggled a bit with Declan in terms of feeling out who he is. Is he a tech genius, a hacker extraordinaire, a funny Irish bloke, a sap, a pushover, a badass who can also be a bit murdery? Yes. Yes he is.
I didn't like the ending of book 1 but was happy how this one wrapped up.
I still feel like the Irish mafia business isn't resolved and was just neatly packed in a corner with a bow on it.
I'm sad to say goodbye to these characters but I enjoyed the ride.
Series: Book 2 of 2
HEA: Yes
Spice: 4 / 5 🌶
The beginning made me feel like I was reading something that is actually a second chance romance. The relationship between the FMC and MMC was strained and full of secrets. I wanted to slap some sense into Bridget, I'm not going to lie.
I must admit that I had to read through my fingers and control my breathing lest I puke during the Vikter interrogation 😁 But I soldiered on, yay me!
It warmed my blackene heart seeing all the characters coming together as a family bound with love and not in violence.
I loved walking the journey with Bridget as she came into herself and grew with confidence. It feels like Sev also impacted that sense of self acceptance and love. She developed from a bratty, spoiled mafia princess into a smart and dangerous queen. Even though she never got rid of her bugle addiction.
I struggled a bit with Declan in terms of feeling out who he is. Is he a tech genius, a hacker extraordinaire, a funny Irish bloke, a sap, a pushover, a badass who can also be a bit murdery? Yes. Yes he is.
I didn't like the ending of book 1 but was happy how this one wrapped up.
I still feel like the Irish mafia business isn't resolved and was just neatly packed in a corner with a bow on it.
I'm sad to say goodbye to these characters but I enjoyed the ride.
Series: Book 2 of 2
HEA: Yes
Spice: 4 / 5 🌶
October 27, 2026
I had listened to the previous book in the series, so I was happy to find Malek and Sev again. Those two have my heart, and Malek is so funny... I know a crucifix shouldn’t be shoved in people’s rectums, but... hear me out...
Anyway, Declan and Bridget were sometimes frustrating. Bridget is a brat as much as a queen and a klutz. Declan is the one cleaning up behind her, plus he is a geek and IT guy. IYKYK.
The story alternates between tense moments, slower ones, and comedy that had me laughing to tears in the middle of my work. I blame the author.
The narrator’s performance was amazing; Lauren did a wonderful job voicing Bridget and making her sound so different from Seven. Corvin has a very good voice; he offered a good performance, but his Irish accent left me a bit unsatisfied.
I really enjoyed the story, happy for those characters, happy for Simon as well. And RIP to Malek... Good Luck being a girl dad. May your hair and your blood pressure survive.
Anyway, Declan and Bridget were sometimes frustrating. Bridget is a brat as much as a queen and a klutz. Declan is the one cleaning up behind her, plus he is a geek and IT guy. IYKYK.
The story alternates between tense moments, slower ones, and comedy that had me laughing to tears in the middle of my work. I blame the author.
The narrator’s performance was amazing; Lauren did a wonderful job voicing Bridget and making her sound so different from Seven. Corvin has a very good voice; he offered a good performance, but his Irish accent left me a bit unsatisfied.
I really enjoyed the story, happy for those characters, happy for Simon as well. And RIP to Malek... Good Luck being a girl dad. May your hair and your blood pressure survive.
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